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[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=552312.msg7160480#msg7160480 date=1289988437]nah, that's dogs.

Dog poop kills grass and maybe other organisms, i think.


the subject is gross and nasty, but human waste isnt toxic, to the best of my knowledge.


though why the man did it is a mystery.[/quote]Oooooh. . . . I didnt know that.

Plus, I didnt know u were an "expert" in different kinds of shiyyt!

Kidding. lol

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=552585.msg7162540#msg7162540 date=1290011664]
I didn't go to Fashion Night Out this year. Wasn't really feelin' it and I was feelin' a bit lazy and didn't feel like leavin' my house. I kinda regretted it later on since my sister's friend's grandfather got my sister and I access to some of the behind the scene stuff. My sister went there to cover a story for a website she works for. Oh well, there's always next year. [/quote]Lets go together. . . . .

Then after the nite is ova. . . . .

Kobojunkie:
People commit crimes and cry fowl when arrested for it.

Cry "FOWL" or cry "FOUL"??!!?

You need to be arrested for assaulting the english language!!!

ROFLMAO!!!

fstranger:
You are a BIG BIAFRAN ODE! What has your stu.pid sob story got to do with being stopped DWB?

I'd advice u to avoid Kobojunkie at all costs. . . .

Except, of course, u dont mind arguing till eternity with someone that never knows when to admit wrong and accept right!

chosen04:
Were you sleeping when you wrote the above? . . . . . . . . . .You have always supported and hailed the Igbo killers all these times why the sudden change?

I rarely ever do this cus, like I was discussing with Ileke-Idi a while back, I believe in the power of the mouth and mind. But, for this lie you just told against me. . . here goes:

[b]MAY ALL YOU LINEAGE AND LOVED ONES, STARTING FROM YOUR HORRIBLE SELF, MEET NOTHING BUT DESPAIR AND UNHAPPINESS [/b]until you repudiate and apologize for  this terrible lie u just told against me!

fstranger:
Hey, stop justifying your made up story. We all live in this country, and not having a licence and registration, plus you are BLACK, is  a big RED FLAG. I live in a small town in Wisconsin, and no day goes by without getting stopped by the cops for one silly reason or the other. So, STFU.

HAhahahahahaha. You LIVE IN WISCONSIN?! lmfao!
No wonder u so angry at the Ibos. I'd be angry at them Biafrans too if I lived in Wisconsin. lol

Am I the only one that doesnt "get" this story?!

Couldnt make make heads or tails outta it. Could be cultural tho. . . . .

chyz:
Don't mind Bk.Babe by his words i know he doesn't hate igbo or is jealous like the other dudes.

Oh, dont get it twisted I do hate, and am jealous, of the Ibos!!!

Its raining here right now, guess who I blame?

My neighbor keeps stunting in his Phantom guess why I'm mad that I dont have a Rolls as well. . . . . .

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=13428.msg7159183#msg7159183 date=1289967058]
lol, I actually have a friend who said he wouldn't mind taking his wife's last name when he get married. [/quote]You friend is either gay or deranged. . . . or both!

Where the hell u stay getting all these funny folks from?

.

Hold up!

This dude is a University graduate that[b] managed [/b]an Hotel, yet, he chose to take a shiyyt in river, thereby destroying whatever marine life previously resided in it! Hmmmmm. . . . . his death is sad but I guess u can call this the "Law of Nature"!

Spite Iran by playing the game with Israel. Let Israel win by 20 points then treat them to a Presidential dinner. . .

And the 2010 NairaLand Award for "Rumor Monger of the Year" goes to. . . . . .

DapoBeaaaaarrrrrr. . . . . .

DapoBear:
I see too many married couples or dating couples here in the US where the man is Yoruba and the woman is something else (usually Igbo, AA, or white.) And it isn't as if the girls are scrubs either, some of these chicks are phenomenal. If Igbo/other Nigerian, will be very pretty. If AA, a prototypical long-haired redbone. If white, some sort of leggy blonde volleyball chick with a great body.

I'm guessing you never seen that video on here of the Ibo men and their "sexxxy" white, Finnish and German chics. . . . .

Talk about dating Walruses and Hippos!

DapoBear:
Don't you realize that the US and international world wants to maintain the status quo as much as possible? These foreign countries are not going to be friends of a Biafra that includes Rivers and/or Delta.

. . . .AND THIS IS THE PART THESE BIAFRAN MONKEYS JUST FAIL TO REALIZE!!!!

fstranger:
HAHAHAHAHAHa.  .  . you are a good sport!

You wouldnt be saying the same thing if your Uncles was the ones trying to convince us, stupidly, that Prime Minister Balewa was not murdered by blood thirsty Ibo Army officers but instead died of asthma like your crazy cuzzos to the East are now saying!

You mad cool too! Never relent in spreading the truth!lol

^^^By "typical Ibo man" you do know I mean u represent everything a decent human being shouldnt, right?^^^^

DapoBear:
It isn't a big deal, tbh. But it seems a bit moronic to feign outrage when you already know someone's position, as chyz does; we've discussed this at least twice before. Either moronic or just dishonest.

Soon, u'll see Chyz for what he really is: A soft spoken, but hard hearted, lying, deceitful, Biafran to the core. Just a typical Ibo man, I guess. . . . .

No Biafran threw in a congratulatory message. Plus, the title of the topic is devoid of "Ibo Undergraduate student wins. . . . . ".

I doubt I'd be wrong  if I concluded this obviously brilliant kid gotta be Yoruba!

fstranger:
True! And, clearly your English is not as good as mine. . . lol.

Lol. Hey, u can keep the crown if it makes ur biceps bigger!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=550248.msg7159323#msg7159323 date=1289969901]Honey boo, I knew his use of "lied" was wrong.

But the way the sentence was structured obviously indicated that it wasn't what almajiri thought pafuri meant.

That lil typo  [lied instead of lies/lay] could not have confused almajiri that much.

Baby, why do you never stop disappointing me?[/quote]No biggie, I still luff u. . . . and ur "terrible-english-speaking" self.

Hey, u cute with a hot bod and thats all that matters in life!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=550248.msg7159085#msg7159085 date=1289964789]Oh my oh my! He said "and there, ladies and gentleman, lied his greatness", not "ladies and gentleman lied about his greatness". "comma" is a very powerful tool.[/quote]Clearly, your english is just as bad as Almajiri's. . . ummm, sorry, my bad, I mean Alj Harem's!

The [b]comma [/b]was not the problem here, but his use of "LIED" instead of "LIES/LAY".

Baby, why do u keep disappointing me?!!

ishit4body:
Are those kids in the picture realy yours? Ask your wife, she will tell you they are not realy yours. At 32 years of age, and you dont know the true identity of your bast-ard children?

Now this is just crass. Bringing innocent kids into the equation shows just what kind of animal u truly are!

blakmonsta:
@oyb

Cute kids in the profile pic.

But please don't expose them to the horrors of Nairalanders and their insults. Only God knows what manner of nutjobs browse the pictures here and elsewhere.

Maybe post the picture on facebook? NL is way too public

Yep, I agree, very cute kids!

FaceBook is even more public, so thats not the problem here! The problem is that sickos like this Ishit4body reside on here. . . . . . .


@ Fstranger--- didnt u just offer to pay 500 pounds for an all nite romp with NLs "wildest ho from the MotherLand yo"? Aint that British money? But then your next post you say u here in the States? Hmmmmn. . . . .


Anyways, I think the Ishit4body is a dude!

This lady in the video's attitude reminds me of this one chic that had just come from Nigeria that I smashed. . . . never again! I'm sure those that know me when I first joined will remember the story. I know Michellin89 and co will tho. . . .

Not to put blame on nobody, but, this further strengthens  my belief that the average Nigerian is fucxking violent. To them its a normal way to live. Tell them they violent and aggressive and they get upset at you. . . . then threathen you; VIOLENTLY!!! Nigerians aint violent? Then I guess u aint never heard of Muttallab . . . or  you never met an Ibo man in your entire life!

From killing Ibos in the North (always for[b] NO[/b] reason---not believing in your God is not a good reason to take another's life), to ethnic conflicts all over the country, the average Nigerian (I strongly believe) has been programmed to think that violence is the "solution". Have you ever heard an Ibo man talk? Sounds like he's threatening to mash you up right; even though all he said was "How are you doing this morning, young lad"? Its just "THEM". Thats how they are!

The lady seems "crazy", right? Why wouldnt she be? If a group of cops, thats supposed to protect society, just up and beat the living ish outta me, hell, I'd be scared to follow them into the precinct too. Hey, they just might "mistakenly" lodge a armor piercing bullet from their rusty AK-47 in my upper torso once I step foot into their "territory"! Shiyyyt. . . . .

In saner societies, the cops would be reprimanded, and the lady (after a Judge views the video) would be committed to a hospital for a mental evaluation; I doubt that will happen in Nigeria. Both parties will continue on with their violence filled lives. The cops will most likely move on to terrorize other (more timid) citizens while madam actress will also move on with her life: free to terrorize fellow citizens with her intimidating character. . . . most likely, her husband, or lover, or family members and friends.

Bottom line is Nigeria needs a TOTAL cleansing!!!! They have to be "retaught" how to act! Again, recall that I'm not putting blame on just one party. . . .

Now, Feel free to throw your insults. Thats what yall do anyways when you cant deal with honest criticism!

Whoa! Nigeria aint never gone be shiyyyt. Sorry!