Travel › Re: Road Trip: Lagos To Abuja By Road by Blackbishop(m): 2:52pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
KnightsTemplar: Oga just say you've been lucky, timifakay is right, there have been cases of kidnappings along that route.  |
Car Talk › Re: Replacement Of Stolen Catalytic Converter In 07 Camry by Blackbishop(m): 12:23pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
ayarandy: Please I need recommendation of someone that can help replace my stolen catalytic converter. The fuel consumption and heat emmission from the bonnet is becoming unbearable. Thanks brothers! Call me on this line 08055347947 |
Travel › Re: Road Trip: Lagos To Abuja By Road by Blackbishop(m): 12:20pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
GAZZUZZ: I have tried 4 times this year, they refused to receive me My political ambitions takes me to ilesa every month and am yet to experience the rubbish the guy is talking about. And if you think ilesa route is unsafe pass through Ife and link ilesa to akure road upfront . |
Travel › Re: Road Trip: Lagos To Abuja By Road by Blackbishop(m): 12:18pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
timifakay: Ibadan to Ilesha is kidnappers den too Says who? I just got back from Ado. See dont listen to all this keyboard mofos that only listen to radio and internet news to judge every situation in the country. Most them never even pass Berger in ages. Bro listen to Gazzuzz that is your best route to Abuja. If you need a guide we are right here to help you out but no listen to some enemy of progress who expect everybody to follow their failed steps |
Car Talk › Re: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 10:45am On Mar 22, 2021 |
ericmor: Morning, still waiting to hear from you or drop your digit and let me call you. Thanks Sorry sir. 08055347947 |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 6:29am On Mar 21, 2021 |
BAZ001: Bros I never said drivers should a.ss lick riders but should quickly respect themselves when it turns to argument or shouting. Take for example you walk into a bank and you see customer service lady shouting with customer, what will be your perception about the lady ? That’s the way anybody see us and rider when shouting. For no occasion should you raise your voice, you have the right authority to report to. The first time a rider called me “ that’s my Uber driver” I wan craze . Me ? Driver ? Can’t u see my name on d app? But while fuming, my brain just reset and said for the moment U are a driver. So why get angry ? It’s dt Ego dt affects us in Nigeria. It’s like calling a mechanic, “mechanic” and gets angry that I’m an Engineer not mechanic. The name doesn’t matter, just pay me and waka Oga na sense of entitlement dey worry una Nigerians, once you are on steering baba you be driver no matter who you be or you want make den dey call una chauffeur? Naso one educated fool, I called him educated fool bcuz he is from Ekiti where professors doctors, engineers and the rest voted a thug to be a governor twice. Was shouting after hitting his car from back say do I know who he his? I was like oga come down from yhur horse you driver. The man was like do you think am a driver? Omo I educate this man str8 up that once you are sitting down behind the wheel you are a bloody driver so calm down so we can negotiate since no damage or baba call your entourage come make we flex muscle small. The man was just short of words and drove off. No time for self acclamation. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 6:16am On Mar 21, 2021 |
pope191: No wahala, it's a matter of choice then, if my car is worth 3m, why won't I? But it's not dis my shift ur head make I spit I'll pay 3k to change oil.
I hope Bishop won't see dis
Note: Service don't come wit fix price, it all depend on values and worth, same hair cut Next will barb for 1500, some will pay 5k/10k else where, while some pay 200 to cut theirs. All man wit d way he leave house. That is why I don't charge for Lube Service except am working on other parts fr the vehicle. How I go service car dem go dey tell you say na 1k dem dey do am. Am not cheap. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 6:14am On Mar 21, 2021 |
Felicity001: The man promised to waybill the fishes and 2weeks rent money to me oooh but I don dey loose weight finish Just like you make mouth to wired 40k give me |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 6:12am On Mar 21, 2021 |
pope191: U deh use 3k change oil? U need to start attending Daystar class  So him business sense go sharp. |
Car Talk › Re: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 11:25pm On Mar 20, 2021 |
ericmor: Where are u located? Oshodi, Lagos |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 10:20pm On Mar 19, 2021 |
tojahh: Call me newbie and watch Lastma seize ya vehicle  To jah na NEWBIE. U dey wait your latsma |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 10:11pm On Mar 19, 2021 |
Gentlelife50: This is what I will do  Just like the day I picked passenger in front of UBA bank marina, come see film. Give us gist joor |
Car Talk › Re: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 9:35pm On Mar 19, 2021 |
ericmor: But the rewire said there is nothing wrong with it Then bro if it's not I will like to run my own diagnosis before I can give more insight |
Car Talk › Re: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 6:49am On Mar 19, 2021 |
ericmor: Good morning all, pls I am having an issue fixing my peugeot 307 2002 old model.
I was using the car before it just refused to start and since then at has refused to start. I called my mechanic to check and he said is a rewire work and I got a rewire that worked on it and made me wasted money bcs the car still didnt start. I went in search of a peugeot expert in ladipo and he came and ran a scan on it and told me it was the brain box that got issue but I was unable to replace the brain box then. After 4yrs that the car has been left packed in my compound and went back to the peugeot rewire expert that we should get a brain box and fix the car which we did but the car still refused to start and the rewire is telling me is a mechanic work that light has gotten to everywhere it suppose to get to, I called my mechanic he said the plug is not shocking and there is no light in the wire self. I called my peugeot rewire again and he told me he doesn't know wat he was saying and I asked him to come and check with the mechanic but refused to, so I had to get another rewire to help and check, same thing the new rewire said but he was able to check and realized some fused has cut and fix it back and light got back to the plug wire but the plug still not shocking and he checked all wire if rat has not eating any of it and he said all wire are ok. Now I dont know what to do again, need help if anyone can help Thanks When I hear this from my experience just find the Crankshaft position sensor or shock sensor and replace simple |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 11:12pm On Mar 17, 2021 |
isyomar: Good evening guys. Please I want to purchase a 2004 xle toyota sienna, I would like to know if this model is good for transportation that's the fuel consumption and if the engine is strong enough for such distance. Please gurus in the house, help me before I buy problem..
Please Blackbishop help me. Thanks Actually most Toyota will serve you better but make sure you go with a Technician to run better check on the car b4 you put money |
Car Talk › Re: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 8:44pm On Mar 17, 2021 |
ugreat: This is just the exact problem of my 99 CRV. It just goes off in motion, after some minutes it starts again. I have scanned the car, it has O2 sensor code which it has alws had when it was functioning normal. I can't pinpoint what was done last before this issue started Boss its prolly your Crankshaft position sensor |
Car Talk › Re: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 8:42pm On Mar 17, 2021 |
nonhuman: What low budget car should I get for my daily routine What are your daily routine sir/ma |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 8:40pm On Mar 17, 2021 |
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 4:50pm On Mar 17, 2021 |
radautoworks: yes, you will be wrong. You see a woman obviously in emotional distress and that to you signals "I could hit that?" Women talk to unburden themselves. In this case she even told you she had nowhere else to do so. Men talk to problem solve. The day you understand the difference the mystery will be a lot less. That was y I said women are not to be reasoned in a single dimension but multiple dimension cuz once you misread the signal gbam you don Bleep up. When am with a lady am always open minded in fact most dey will spell it out for me cuz I will pretend I don't understand the vibe. It saves a lot of stress and avoid unnecessary emotion flying like kite without direction. I jazz up to kaba my innuendo. |
Car Talk › Re: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 4:42pm On Mar 17, 2021 |
Tunesh: Yes the Fan is working Boss until I see it I can't run a remote diagnosis on this |
Car Talk › Re: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 9:26am On Mar 17, 2021 |
nonhuman: Is 2005 Volkswagen Bora a good car to use in Nigeria Short Answer NO |
Car Talk › Re: Mechanic Roundtable by Blackbishop(op): 9:25am On Mar 17, 2021 |
Tunesh: Good Day Boss, In this coolant issue please kindly assist. I can exactly say If its thermostat or Radiator or Heat/temp Guage that is Faulty
My Temperature guage always Go Up when am on Speed and drop backs to Normal when I slow down or enta Traffic. THE most recent one I was in Traffic for about two hours the Temp guage rose up and was even scared but no Sign of overheating
The car is a 2006 Toyota Corolla Is the fan working normlly |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:24am On Mar 17, 2021 |
deedee44: This is one cloth you shouldn't have spread outside bro. Some mumu that enjoy hitting below the belt will someday use it against you. Like my Grand dad use to say, we are not created to think likely, some are born foolish other moronish, some imbecilic in thinking and some are on the average and some above average. So the one which suits anyone who go believe say str8 answer dey affect dem make dem pick. Again Silence is always the best answer. If you dey follow me prove wrong or right now omo and I know you are stupid with facts, na to just tell you you are right. No time to waste on foolish people again naija problem dey so not even devil go get my attention again. If it's not money or business bro nothing again |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 7:19am On Mar 17, 2021 |
donfortune48: I hear say you dey run NGO.
Should I come for my own palliative? Sure you fit come. As a Minister I no go off mic |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 10:33pm On Mar 16, 2021 |
geezyk: Had the most amazing experience today, I didn't know that there are still some special human being, Blackbishop helped service my car for zero naira, unbelievable, right? Yeah he did, we even went to procure the oil and filter together even though he said i should bring my own oil and filter lol, scanned my car also for FREE! And overall he's a great gentleman, I doff my hat for you man.
And he's even in my neighborhood oo, imagine that!
Thanks for today bro, God bless you. Boss nice having you. We be human and we go try to be Human. No be everything be money. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 10:32pm On Mar 16, 2021 |
pope191:
Boss wet in she do u? Confess  Baba make we just muve cuz the tori no go finish. In fact as a guy if we die and reach heaven dem no suppose judge again, first hell was been born in Naija 2nd reason na bcuz we marry naija woman which is another hell in hell. So baba God just pity us we don double suffer make we just enter heaven and relax abeg na beg I beg in advance. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 10:28pm On Mar 16, 2021 |
Weightless: Your actual wrong a little about humble gazzuzz, he dos not like oversabi customers but will go all out to make sure you get the best of quality. Then dudu bishop dos not take rubbish from any angle just that him be like duracell battery. Which one be Duracell again? Una no go choke person here |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 10:26pm On Mar 16, 2021 |
radautoworks: didn't you just get married Mama you wont understand. But you will when its time |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 10:32am On Mar 16, 2021 |
godsonn97: this needs attention pls Call me on this number 08055347947 |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 10:20am On Mar 16, 2021 |
omorkelly: Guys, pls buckle up and try to up your games o. Yesterday i had to renew my car inspection at former peridot(now NNPC) fuel station immediately after Isheri roundabout inward Idimu/Ikotun. .....Fast forward...... Bolt is more serious in dealing with drivers now even than before. According to the guy, a case was reported by a rider and upon investigations, the car was confirmed rubbish which led to firing the inspection officer. The guy showed us on his terminal/device how cars failed inspection just because of little dent. He had to test drive my car, check suspensions and told me it a must you have air freshener in your car otherwise your car may not be passed. I heard a driver was blocked because of reports he farts too much. Am really getting fed up of this ch**t. Lol na foolish driver. E fit chillex..... lol E choke am. Tule Nairaland. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 10:18am On Mar 16, 2021 |
pope191: I smile, it's a complex world and when it comes to women, they can't b careful enough, we just have to pray for psycho not to balm light on them, but it's still inside a woman we'll find the deepest of secrets. We may not b clear about what the post meant by stalking, but if it is physical, then why is she yet to arrest the man, have a written agreement of distance to keep from each other. What happens to blocking him if it's not physical? I don't play one side, I'm direct and real, females r funny creature, I've seen a lot, d only tin I think males should do is to know when not to cross certain lines. I'll share one or three experiences to add more light to dis if time permits... I picked dis very beautiful lady probably in her mid 20s, being a phleg, if u don't talk to me, I honestly won't bother u and I'll obviously read btw d lines, if d ref awards me a penalty, he must ask the keeper to leave the goal post, unless I won't take such shot, the accuracy most b crystal clear to avoid don't b stupid. This lady and I have a good chat and vibes, honestly I felt we shoul keep it up, but I'm not wired that way, to b honest wit u, she do cross my mind time to time from October last year, not until last month I received a call from an unknown number and blab! blab!! She needs me to pick her dat day and every other days, which I declined due to short notice. Damn! She saved my number, I beat myself over asking if I can save hers, but felt, no! I should b mature and professional wit what I do, so I let it slide. It ain't easy I am running away, yet every dots keeps saying stick, now I've save her number, we don't talk but never skip each other status. Note: I'm not saying she have a thing, but guide your heart...
There's one we both had a good vibes, we chat every other day, she's a lekki girl, while am mushin boy and me, I don't like wahala for my life, so whatever that is on that wall, I'm Steve wonder. I'll just keep it friendly till we fade or is it the call me whenever you are in Lekki one?
Shollywendy & Bishop knew d one that hit me this month, I still deh try swim comot for d matter as I am like this, I'm chucmooring all of them.
Ma'am, any woman that is not ready to play along, should b completely strict with sound warning the moment she finds a safe place... not all these enjoying attention, showing friends text and feeling high that one person is toasting them. She's just another hoodlum, attention is doing her body totori, I've seen where a lady told a guy trying to toast her, how his breath is choking her the guy swallow spit, look dumb and don't even know what to say. My guy preach no more.... Women dem be real EVE. Deceptive and ironical in nature. Always think 2ce when dealing. Pope pele God dey. We muve. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:49am On Mar 16, 2021 |
geezyk: Mr blackbishop, I want to service my car, how much will it cost sir. Oga bring it with your oil and filter |