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Dem don sack am.... Hehehe

One of the reasons devil still tune to naija to make him laugh and forget his sorrows on judgement day.

Mami Water will stay in her own house jeje, some people will be looking for her wahala if she act now,people wey no know wetin cause am, dem go begin report her for BABA God.

A relation of mine who is owing me 400+ for the past 3 years, with insults... Shamelessly called me some days ago Eh Eh black Eh I want to borrow 3.5million from a co operative, and they need a surety with land documents... I was like amadioha and sango Fall on u.

Marriage the only institution the person advising you, is even confused.

October 1 is going to be sweet... As the igbos are leaving the north... The north and there brothers who owns oil well should also get prepared ...Oct 1st.



International vultures are circling to share the meat.

Politicians using our gullible heads to play ping pong... While they do arrangee on our behalf.

They rather be at the real post... U know 20 naira post... Than election electing electors elect.


OGA IG take note.

The lady could be right you know...

But if Mr eazi is a poor guy living in an uncompleted building, will she mind.


Success has many relation, but failure is an orphan.

Lai Muhammad has a way of infecting you with his contagious virus, that after you hear yourself speak... You marvel if you are the one saying all that.


I heard Satan is in Nigeria now, taking lessons on how to defend himself on judgement day.

Oga ig we know it will make you a powerless moneyless ceremonial head... And makes our already half god governors looks more invincible.


Either way we as citizens are fuc.ked

Election is violence.
Hungry people are violent.
Lagos is known for violence.


Now mix all this ingredients together what do you have..... VIOLENCE.

Give this to a common man on the street and he will curse you.
Give this to that market woman selling on the street and he will use it to wrap akara.
Give it to the guy that lost his job some months ago due to our economy and you give him more reason to hang himself.

What am I trying to say this are nothing but paper tiger that can't scare shi.t out of the ravaging poverty in the land.

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Good, this is good.

Abo.ki go and sit down.

Who brought this to FP... Anyways NL is gradually turning into comedy.

Confusion everywhere.... Where is buhari to start with?

smartty68:
Initial ultimatum was to the South-East Regions
Now, an indirect untimatum to the South-West Regions
Waiting for South-South Regions Ultimatum

Afonjas were shouting and jubilating that the quit notice was never their business.

Now the table has turned against them.

Norths are saying that Buhari must rule whether dead or alive. These guys are delusional

I told one fo.ol that him rejoicing over the ultimatum given to the igbos will bite him so bad he will wish he never laugh at the igbos.... Now look at, if anything happens to buhari, I can swear with anything that the north will burn the SW politically and anyhow they knows fit... Funny enough the south east and South South will just watch the Fulani decimate the yorubas.


Keep thinking the igbos are damned and keep digging hole for them.. In politics a friend can suddenly becomes enemy, a solid empire can suddenly fall.

alexarelano:
B4 nko?
And u are d F1 generation of them. Very pure breed of werey

Oponu okola ikeji asiwin, so you don't know your own were ti wo oja, were alaso.

So ti mu ogun re loni?

Personally to me... I think APC/buhari/ zombies don't know they have won the election since 2015.

Afonja have graduated from skull minning to self kidnappersation....



Owo meji fun yin o, jagaban awon odaran.

alexarelano:
Shey omo de leleyii sha?
Abi detergent?

Opin aye de... Nairaland ti ko were mero...

Thunder fire Jonathan and his crew.... And if anyone wants to be down in praising buhari and his crew thunder fire u too

Scam. Scam.

Who lost before..

Afonja afonsi.


There children are here throwing insults on people greater than them, while there fathers and uncles have graduated from skull minning to self kidnappersation.


Awon ole jatiti, eleyi to ko jale roju ni...

Talk anyhow and watch me complete the ancestral ORIKI.

The efcc have ran out of ideas after there media trials have failed, and they are getting whooped daily in court.... They can't join masquerade business slot of zombies that have deactivated are gainfully working in that department...

Now they have join comedians.

No president why won't the country be running around like a headless chicken.

And many will be pregnant and abort he or she.



*lord have mercy on us*

oriflamebaby1:
Make Money, look good and have fun

Ask me how?

How

Sometimes I don't know if our police officers brain is inside the 20 naira they collect.


You show your faces, location... You just expose the innocent people around you to dangers.

To our wonderful politicians using us to play ping pong.

Please our politicians as your current season films Suleiman vs otobo, billions of dollars with no owner, Evans the almighty kidnapper, dinno vs bello have been exhausted by your views (Nigerians)... Can you churn out more low-budget -goose -chase -diversion season films for us .


Sign viewers association.

Sometimes I have this fury burning inside of me...


Why are we humans so wicked