[size=15pt]Adams oshiomole, when he is not busy ordering widows to join thier husbands..[/size]

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Lilimax:
Stop it!.
SexKillz
There is a word called Self Control

All you've been told sista is a lie, sex is life itself. no libido no mankind, craving sex is a natural thing, fufilling that urge is a heavenly experience. Good luck with taming the wind

Lilimax:
Says who even outside wedluck ?
Tufiakwa!

yes even outside wedlock.... sex is a beautiful thing u shld try it sometime.

Amaaskia:

LOL. I am not Hot at the moment jare.

owkies maybe later...

Amaaskia:


What a silly question!

You must have bad luck to be meeting ancient/boring girls all your life.
Please don't generalise!

lmao.... u sound ho*ny!!

[size=15pt]its basic nature, for the continuation of the human race[/size]

[size=15pt]milord mithinks the aggressor is strongly guilty of her own aspersions [/size]

[size=15pt]ah mushhh[/size]

[size=20pt]this car is so so dead. how bout 100k?[/size]

[size=20pt]How can they do this when the face of Goodluck's religio-political representation is the CAN president[/size]

I traveled yesterday from benin to calabar, and counted not less than 15 police road blocks thru the trip. i thought an order was put out a while back to end this. what did i miss?

That snake is hardly harmful, very slow too. sorry no victory here!

[size=50pt]ohh noooo she didnt!!![/size]

pending order on AN price 1.2400 SL 1.2692 TP twice SL risk.

buying EA SL 1.2356 TP 1.3721

closing EU @ tthe end of todays candle, a red trade.

Day 2 EU long....

prowitin: bros u don come again.lol last night we got burnt on this same line. i just longed EU N EJ with good MM i aint scared of nothing. lets go there.

lol. i didnt exit my position and am in for the medium term.. my SL is jst above 300pips. Target 700pips

still long EU....maybe target will hit in a week or two

meanwhile watching daily chart trenline break to exit.

prowitin: i see. i saw it but am not comfortable with that yesterdays candle. it does not really strike me as a pin bar. so i did like i did not see it. am ok.

cool. in already, till price says get out.

retracement on daily chart. yesterdays buy candle see attached charts, rejection 2 support level..

buy EU for 700 pips SL half that....

make you feel my love -adele

hardywaltz: Christianity is truly a religion of peace.

tell that to those who died during the crusades and inquisitions.

o'boy:
I know it gast to be a Yoruba woman
probably invading hospital bills

fooool

lol just read this on
http://miabaga.com/p/cop-out-of-valentines-day-be-a-man-man/

Cop Out Of Valentine’s Day || Be a Man, Man
23.01.13 /

Yes.

Cop out of it.

It’s three weeks to Valentine’s day and the town is already going red. Stores are finally taking down their Christmas decorations and affixing the sappy hearts and all that good stuff. You’re seated there and wondering what the purpose of Valentine’s is. If you’re one of those saps that believe in a social construct with such a consumerist agenda, it’s fine. We don’t begrudge you of your choice. You can wait here in the lobby. Grown men who be knowing, can follow me.

Yes, gentlemen. Welcome. Here’s some single malt scotch for your parched throats. It’s the good stuff – Glenmorangie. Make sure to not drink it all at once though. Undo the last button of your suit and loosen your tie just a tad. Relax and kick back. Now let’s talk. So you want to cop out of the sham that is Valentine’s Day without seeming like an asshole.

That’s good.

I’m sure your first thought is to break up with her, now that it’s still 3 weeks to the D-day and then miraculously mend fences after that. No, you don’t want to do that. You’re not a dolt, otherwise, you’d be in the lobby with the rest of the dweebs drinking water. If that idea weren’t totally stupid, it would be shameful to even try it because every one knows. Notice how your woman has been much nicer to you lately? It’s not even conscious, but there you go.

All of that covered, let’s get you out of this quagmire in a few easy steps shall we? First off, know this: You WILL spend money. Just a lot less than the dweebs in the Lobby will.

What you will need to prepare first:

1. A poem PREFERRABLY WRITTEN BY YOU, the longer and cheesier, the better

2. A wicker basket and a picnic blanket.

3. A recipe for a meal you can prepare easy. The flashier the better, but make sure you can cook it well first.

4. A piece of jewellery: a pair of Gold earrings, or a gold bracelet

5.Spare N2k



Step by Step Guide

1. Take the day off. Or at least get off work early. It’s a Tuesday and, you will need all the extra time you can get.

2. Make sure she gets the day off but don’t tell her why. If your girlfriend is in still in University we have no words for you, it makes your work easier. Tell her to cut her class for that day.

3. Head to Shoprite/Park and Shop or even Obaino.

4. When there, bee line away from the Season’s shoppers with disdain on your face and head to the proper sections armed with your shopping list.

5. You’re looking for little bites to eat: Naan, “small chops”, and host of other nibbles. You can get chicken and a bunch of other snacks as well.

6. Get a good bottle of wine.

7. Get another bottle, preferrably a Sangria.

8. Head to your car with your spoils (Please make sure you at least pay for them first) . When there make sure that your spoils are kept in a wicker basket in the trunk of the car, so when you pick her up

9. Go and pick her up. Don’t tell her where you’re headed.

10. Go to the beach. It doesn’t matter which one, it will hopefully be deserted on a week day.

11. Find a cosy spot and sit down.

12. One of the beach touts will locate you in 3… 2… 1… Aha. Whip out the N2k in your pocket without a word and watch him disappear.

13. Spread your blanket and bring out your spread (Geddit? )

14. Do as much of that mushball stuff as you can handle, and them whip out your poem. Read it out to her. Bring out the jewellery and wear it for her. If she doesn’t tear up or at least smile, then my young padawan, you’re dating Optimus Prime. You know what to do.

15. Enjoy the ambience for a bit. Pack up to leave. She will ask where you’re headed. Don’t tell her.

16. Take her home

17. That meal you’re good at? Whip it up while you tell her a random story (or stories)

18. Serve it up to her and tell her she’s the best thing to ever happen to you.

19. Take her to your room.

20. And go to sleep on the couch. Just kidding. Pat yourself on the back for a job well done.



Cost of the whole nine yards: N50,000 – N1,000,000

Cost of Copping out: < N30,000.00



With all of these Shina Rambo stunts, did you really cop out on Val’s day? That’s left for you to decide.



Be a man, man,



Sincerely yours,

A thousand dbanjs on this thread i can hardly find a space to comment... Goodmusic great beat dunno wat the dbanj ranting is all bout'...

By Ogunyemi Bukola

One of the factors that encouraged my failed attempt at studying Medicine at the University is my passionate dislike for mathematics. I literarily can’t stand numbers and the magic that comes with mathematical procedures. But President Goodluck Jonathan in his infinite capacity for the miraculous sent me back to school for extra classes in Basic Arithmetic on Tuesday 11th December when I read a report that the President had made a request to the National Assembly for a Supplementary amount of N161 billion as fuel subsidy payment for the remaining three weeks in this year as, according to him, the original N881 billion budgeted for that purpose for the whole of the year had been exhausted.



Now, there is no reason to suspect our dear President of falsehood, but the Coordinating Minister for the Economy and Minister of Finance, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala had on October 21 said the N888 billion allocated for subsidy payments in the 2012 budget should be enough to pay petroleum product importers and that government might not need supplementary appropriation for subsidy payments in 2012. So I thought maybe Mr. President had been misled, yet again, by his retinue of ineffective, over-paid aides into submitting a supplementary budget request for the wrong purpose, or maybe there was a typographic error on the request paper and Mr. Jonathan meant to ask for N16.1 billion, or N1.61 billion. Anyway, I brought out my calculator to crunch some numbers to see where lays the error.



Just so you know how big N161 billion is, at least in budgetary terms, consider how it compares to some selected allocations in the 2013 Budget Proposal presented by President Goodluck Jonathan to the National Assembly some weeks back:



The N161 billion for 3 weeks fuel subsidy is: almost twice the total allocation for Agriculture in 2013 (N81 billion times 2 = N162 billion); more than twice the total allocation for Power in 2013 (N74 billion times 2 = N148 billion); more than thrice the total allocation for Water Resources in 2013 (N47 billion times 3 = N141 billion); more than twice the capital allocation for Education in 2013 (N60 billion times 2 = N120 billion); almost thrice the capital allocation for Health in 2013 (N55 billion times 3 = N165 billion); more than the capital allocation for Works in 2013 (N151 billion); more than twice the total allocation for Niger Delta in 2013 (N63 billion times 2 = N126 billion).



The N161 billion for 3 weeks fuel subsidy is more than twice the Statutory Transfer for Universal Basic Education in 2013 (N72 billion times 2 = 144 billion); more than twice the Statutory Transfer for Niger-Delta Development Commission in 2013 (N57 billion times 2 = N114 billion), more than the Statutory Transfer for the National Assembly in 2013 (N150 billion). Indeed, the N161 billion for 3 weeks fuel subsidy is more than the sum total of the 2013 total allocation for Science and Technology (N31 billion), Mines and Steel (N13 billion), Environment (N21 billion), Lands and Housing (N24 billion); Aviation (N53 billion) (sum total = N141 billion).







Now that we know just how big the additional N161 billion Mr. President is asking for is, please follow me diligently as we go through the arithmetic of year 2012 fuel subsidy payments. Please note that some of the figures used here are approximates.







First let’s go through the basics:



There are 52 weeks in year 2012, out of which we have spent 49 weeks, with 3 weeks left.



So far, we have spent N881 billion on fuel subsidy for 49 weeks, which translates into about N18 billion per week, N2.6 billion per day, N107 million per hour, N1.8 million per minute.



According to Mr. President, we need an additional N161 billion to pay for fuel subsidy for the remaining 3 weeks in the year, which translates into about N53.7 billion per week, N7.7 billion per day, N319 million per hour, N5.3 million per minute.







How much is fuel subsidy?



On January 1st 2012 when the government of Goodluck Jonathan decided to completely remove subsidy on fuel, one litre of PMS sold for N141. After the OccupyNigeria nationwide protests and help from Labour Unions, government agreed to a partial subsidy regime, with PMS to sell for N97 per litre. This means that actual subsidy on one litre of PMS is N44 (N141 minus N97).







How much fuel can we subsidize with N881 billion?



How many litres of fuel can we subsidize with N881 billion at the rate of N44 subsidy per litre?



N881 billion divided by N44 = 20 billion litres.



So the federal government has used N881 billion to, benevolently, subsidize 20 billion litres of fuel between January and now, which puts consumption at 20 billion litres in 49 weeks, 408 million litres per week, N58 million litres per day, 2.5 million litres per hour.







How much fuel can we subsidize with N161 billion?



So how many litres of fuel can we subsidize with N161 billion at the rate of N44 subsidy per litre?



N161 billion divided by N44 = 3.7 billion litres.



So the federal government is going to use N161 billion to, benevolently, subsidize 3.7 billion litres of fuel between now and the end of the year, which puts projected consumption at 3.7 billion litres in 3 weeks, 1.2 billion litres per week, 174 million litres per day, 7.3 million litres per hour.



So government estimates that Nigerians are going to consume three times more fuel in the next three weeks than they did at any point during the past 49 weeks.







How much is fuel subsidy for the entire year?



If the National Assembly approves the N161 billion Fuel Subsidy Supplementary Budget request as made by Goodluck Jonathan, total amount spent on fuel subsidy in year 2012 would be:



Amount spent on fuel subsidy for 49 weeks (N881 billion) plus Amount to be spent on fuel subsidy for 3 weeks (N161 billion) = N1.042 trillion



N1.042 trillion spent on fuel subsidy in 52 weeks translates into about N20 billion per week, N2.85 billion per day, N119 million per hour, N2 million per minute.







How much fuel can we subsidize with N1.042 trillion?



So how many litres of fuel can we subsidize with N1.042 trillion at the rate of N44 subsidy per litre?



N1.042 trillion divided by N44 = 23.7 billion litres.



So the federal government is going to use N1.042 trillion to, benevolently, subsidize 23.7 billion litres of fuel for the whole of year 2012, which puts consumption at 23.7 billion litres in 52 weeks, 455 million litres per week, 65 million litres per day, 2.7 million litres per hour.







How much fuel do Nigerians actually consume per day?



The answer to this question depends on the source you consult. According to Mr. Enoch Kenawa, the Secretary of the Oil Marketers Association, it is 35 million litres per day; according to Mr. Reginald Stanley, the Executive Secretary of the Petroleum Products Pricing and Regulatory Agency (PPPRA), Nigeria imports 59 million litres of fuel per day, but Nigerians only consume 35 million litres, while the remaining 24 million litres are unaccounted for; while the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation puts national daily consumption figures between 30 and 33 million litres.



So we can safely assume Nigerians consume 35 million litres of fuel per day, which translates into about 245 million litres per week and about 13 billion litres for the entire year.







Subsidy figures based on national daily consumption:



If Nigerians consume 35 million litres of fuel per day, and government pays a subsidy of N44 on each litre:



Subsidy payment per day: 35 million litres times N44 = N1.54 billion per day



Subsidy payment per week: 35 million litres times N44 times 7 = N10.8 billion



Subsidy payment for 3 weeks: 35 million litres times N44 times 7 times 3 = N32.3 billion



Subsidy payment for 49 weeks: 35 million litres times N44 times 7 times 49 = N528 billion



Subsidy payment for a year: 35 million litres times N44 times times 365 = N562 billion



* Please note that the combined daily fuel productions of Nigeria’s four refineries, which are not subsidized, were ignored in this calculation to avoid complications.



* Also note that fuel was not subsidized for the first 3 weeks of year 2012.







Summary:



The federal government claims to have spent N881 on fuel subsidy for the past 49 weeks when in fact that actual amount should be N528 billion



The federal government proposes to spend N161 billion on fuel subsidy for the next 3 weeks when the actual amount should be N32.3 billion



If request for supplementary fund is granted, the federal government would spend a total of N1.042 trillion on fuel subsidy in year 2012 when the actual amount should be just about half of that (N562 billion).



The difference between government’s claims and actual amount is: N480 billion. Haven taken you through the rigours of how big, in budgetary terms, N161 billion is, I won’t take you through that stress for N480 billion. But do note that N480 billion is almost 3 times N161 billion.



Every single day in year 2012, for all of the 365 days in the year, including public holidays, and Sabbaath days which God asked us to keep holy, Goodluck Jonathan is short-changing Nigerians to the tune of N1.3 billion. N1.3 billion disappears from the coffers of the nation, goes into the pockets of the croonies of the criminals in power, and someone somewhere writes on that monumnetal fraud: Fuel Subsidy!



Every single hour in year 2012, N55 million disappears under the government of Goodluck Jonathan. Mr. President has installed an Automated Looting Machine into the cashware of the nation’s finances., he called it Fuel Subsidy. The machine dispenses N55 million every hour, almost N1 million per minute, round the clock. And that machine is about to get really busy in the next three weeks, if the National Assembly rubberstamps that N161 billion request.



Mr. President has declared an end of the year bonanza for his friends, it would cost the nation N161 billion.







Closing:



In closing, I bring you the words of Mr. Enoch Kenawa, the Secretary of the Oil Marketers Association via the Punch, he said: “We have said it continuously in the past that the N888bn fuel subsidy budget for 2012 was inadequate but the finance minister has been proving stubborn and deceiving Nigerians that the amount would be enough. We have been in this business for a long time and we know what the trends are. I am happy that our position has been justified. We are calling on the National Assembly to quickly pass request of the President so that supply of products can increase. Once the money is approved, Nigerians are assured of a good holiday period to ensure adequate supply of fuel during Christmas.”



There, brethren, is the handwriting on the wall, in bold letters for all to see.







Key Actors:



Oil Marketers: The bride of a looting regime; wants business to continue as usual.



Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala: after the resurrection of her conscience, refused to release funds for the yuletide looting bonanza.



Diezani Alison-Madueke: Daddy’s girl, angry with her born again sister, reports her to big daddy.



Goodluck Jonathan: promised to create wealth, presents an end of the year, chop make I chop proposal to the National Assembly.



National Assembly: asking “what’s in this for us?”



Nigerians: Cheated, deceived, robbed and raped, suffering diligently, smiling cheerfully.



Ogunyemi Bukola (@zebbook): The writamatician, he advises all Nigerians to take classes in calculus as the knowledge of partial differentials may prove useful in the understanding of the 2013 version of the Jonathan-metricks of fuel subsidy scam

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