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makydebbie:
What happened to your whatsapp babe?

Nothing happened to my WhatsApp ooo, it's my eyes again. I'm sending a VN hun. How've you been, missed me?

Awwwwwwwnnnn... This is lovely

Makydebbie!!! How is ya?

The troublesome ones nkor?

donstan18:
Oddest? I refuse to believe that that seems to be your cyber ways, not real

Lol. That is me in my rawest form, a bit nicer here sha.

donstan18:
Why ur tin de de different

Because I'm the oddest .

Cowbuoy:




SMH... I actually thought you'll be bold enough to order for your favorite delicacy on a hot date na...


LOL... No wonder you're "eba-hearted" nowadays... If you know, you know...

Na only head you dey shake? Berra shake your deek join.

Lol. You think na shyness dey stop me? Hehehehe... Like I care, I just don't like eating out. There was a time I watched my date eat and I was just sipping my chilled Fanta.

Hahahaha . Life did that to me not eba, I like my eba soft na.

Cowbuoy:




Chei... Which kind delicacy be that na?? So let's assume a brother took you out on a date, you still gonna order for Eba + other aforementioned delicacies.. Innit??


That your lil nephew though... SMH

Hehehehe... I don't do food on dates, I hate eating out. Just drinks most times but to answer your question, I go order for eba ooo. I've done it before sef but it was with my family not a guy, others ordered for pounded yam and I chose my eba oooo.

Call him to come clean up the whole place na. Wetin I for do before?

This is a well written post. If you've to retaliate, do unto her whatever she's done to you.



Ubunja babyyyy, come here. Oya chop kisses.

Hykis:
dis guy dey mke me laugh

You ain't laughing at my Eba, are you?

Cowbuoy:
LOL.. That reminds me of my gee for school, the guy na "ebamaniac" too... Nigga go lock up anytime he wants Eba and you dey serve him another food..


Wetin una dey see for Eba sef?? Abi una get association too??

Hahahaha

That guy is the Man! Eba and Ogbono filled with orisiiri, served with chilled pulpy orange juice. Aye mii! Kuku kee me!

Hehehehe... I could ask the same for those that can't do without Amala, I no just understand how person go like amala.

I've a lil nephew that likes eba like me. He doesn't like food, you've to beg or force him to eat but Eba? Hahahahahaha... You'll see him jumping upandan and I'll be grinning like, hunnie, I know that feeling. Eba izz bae.

Cowbuoy:
You forgot to add "Amala" too... Una too like swallow for that side..

Lol. No be wetin I dey chop I go mention nii? I don't eat Amala. I only love swallow when it's Eba, you need to see my joy when I hear eba.

Eba

blues343:
Goan Check another Place. all our NAIRALAND Girls yaf engaged finish
.

No no no... You cannor spoil market like this. Doctor!!! You've someone on your case.

Off to Twitter!

Thegeneralqueen:
let this be a lesson to the lady..... in other words Never you send your nudes to anyone be it your boyfriend,husband........




Meanwhile

PM express with this kind of news are just like 5/6

Preach sister, preach! Such a stupid and right thinking devoid act. Serves her right.

Timi and Darey pweeaaaseee. I've got huge love and respect for these guys, having.

Hehehehe... She's not alone, my own is to scream and shake body upandan

Evablizin:



Nice Nigerian hut but i still prefer to live in New York mansion until real and positive change comes.

Cute family though. These children don't know what is recession or APC change.

You dey mind the yeye man?

WORDWORLD:
Oya blackhawk01 and Ubunja over to una wey be guress and guru for debate. Hehehe

Lol. I've got nothing to say on this, what's there to debate on sef? Whatever you do with your sex life , is your business...

All these 4,5,6 years relationship. Una dey try oooo.

Nope. Your laundry is your personal business.

Durh! He's proud of his son. Make your father proud too, bad belle.

Bridgetania:
for ur mind u haff succeeded in making me smile.
well u did. thanks.
as for the number..simply pm me.

Happy birthday Chi!

Probably go see a movie with my sisters after work.

But op, chill make Feb reach na.

Xinzu:
I'll just return to watching Empire then..


Goodnight, Rola.

Yellow goat.

Xinzu:
Is this Lola or Rola?

That's your assignment, go figure.

Xinzu:
It's all this dependency on people and the need to feel loved that makes us raise the bar high on our expectations.


No one can hurt you if you're self-reliant. When you're self-reliant, not giving a flying fúck just comes to you naturally. Just as I don't care what colour you paint me, I'll still be hot AF in it.

Smh. At what price did you sell your soul to the devil, Sinzu?

Bridgetania:
for ur mind u haff succeeded in making me smile.
well u did. thanks.
as for the number..simply pm me.

Hahahaha . And there she goes, all smiles.

Errrrrmmm, follow me right back then.

Xinzu:
Sweets, I'm only gonna type this once; The sooner you realise and accept that in this life, NO ONE OWES YOU ANYTHING, the closer you'll get to defeating depression.


C'est fini.

Yeah, no one owes us scratch but being the arm to lean on won't be bad.


Stay awake to wish her a happy birthday. If you sleep off, I'll comman paint you black.

Bridgetania:
i'm joking.. U think i'm joking?..tomorow would be my birthday and all i feel is depression..u knw why?.. how will u know sef.

Thanks..i'm only being honest.

How will I know? Really? I went through your diary and even though I haven't gone pass half of what you've been through. I've had, still having my own share of the bs life throws at us. But you know what I admire about you? Your courage, determination at staying happy. For once in my life, I read your kinda diary without passing judgement. Chi Chi, it might look all gloomy and terrible now but trust me, everything is gonna be fine. And very fine too, hun.

I'm gonna stay awake till 12am to wish you a happy birthday and a happy life. Don't worry, you'll definitely make Momma proud, you have to.

Can I have your contact? I want to be the first to call ya, lemme sing you a happy birthday song with my horrible voice.