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most of y'all are lairs
All your stories had to do with a girl who liked you and sexcapades.
Back in the day my friend punched the disciplinarian of our school ( aka the wickedest teacher). Punched him in the face so hard he lost a tooth, why.
My friend grew a beard, goatie, the teacher had been warning him to shave it off because it's against school code, my guy refused. So one day the teacher decided to deal with him; brought him in front of whole class and started to pluck the hair from my guy's jaw with his bear hand. Giving him cut and bloodied jaw.

The pain was unbearable to my guy, before you know something, gbosaaa! A punch was landed.
School close early that day.

I ran with bullies and thugs in school. We bunk classes, go to school 2, I don't want to start talking about what happened in school 2 because what happened in school2 stays in school 2. That was the law.

You should see the undeserving respect I get from some people when they learn about the name of my secondary school.

HallaDaTruth:
I heard from Marvel directors that valkerie , the lady that Thor handed over his kingdom to will be made into a Lesbian character . Why are these companies trying so hard to push these negative agendas to us by force ?

You think lesbianism is a negative agenda?

DandeNumeruno:
alternate history movie.

in real life, the mason family succeeded in butchering pregnant sharon tate and neighbors

quentin rewrote history with once upon a time in hollywood.

I read about the unfortunately even on Wikipedia just a minute ago. So sad.

Quentin gave it just ending

So I finally got to watch "Once upon a time in Hollywood", it's good, not too good, but good.
Let me a say I'm a follower of Saint Quentin. Watched all his movies. It's bittersweet to watch him resign. He's the Zinedine Zidane of Hollywood.

7/10 +1. ( In memory of the real event). 8/10

"How far" is the most used.

DandeNumeruno:
it's not in the class of the other shows in that list.

it cheapens the list imho.

Certainly not
I'm compiling a list of series that beat "money heist" so, power.

Have you heard, they going to be rolling out a new season of Better Call Saul?

DandeNumeruno:
platinum list.

What, you don't like Power

Operating amotekun underway

Officialgarri:
Much of Nigeria's problem lies in our business men who seize every little opportunity to extort his own brothers

First, how can a bag of rice be as high as 20k?
A bushel (25kg) at the rice mill is 5-5.5k while 50kg is 10,500
De-stoning is #200 per 50kg bag
And a packing bag is maximum 200

In all, a 50kg bag will cost #11,200
Note: if you are buying in a large quantity as a business man, it would be discounted
No local means of Transportation will charge upto 5k per bag. So no excuses for transport.

This is a point where I think there should be balance between Capitalism and government intervention.

If the machines for cleaning rice are expensive, let the government bring the machines into the country and let's eat foreign standard rice.
At least I know of a state government that imports construction equipments and hire it out to her own contractors.

Transport is 1k per bag from Kano to Lagos

NollyBond1990:
This Movie is a Must Watch!!! A pagan mother (Ebere Okaro) of two was a pain and threat to an entire community. Her daughter (Chizoba Nwokoye) stood firmly behind her and they both tormented their people. Uzondu (Zubby Michael) her son who was hustling in the city found love in a Christian girl who led him to Christ. Find out what happens when Uzondu decides to take his fiancee who is a devout christian to his mother who is a witch in the village...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUBQynT81a8

I watched this movie back in 1997.
Here's the summary

"In the last fight, there was a jamboree prayer fight and Jesus won as usual." The end

abduleez1:
Damn, that's a pretty strong lineup.

Maybe I should tune it down and name The Simpsons and Tom and Jerry, but he asked for my best.

Watching whiplash for the first time.

alexistaiwo:
Mention your top five series.

I am pretty sure that Money Heist will beat at least three hands down in a public poll.

Lol

1. Breaking bad
2. House of cards
3. Boardwalk empire
4. GOT
5. Peaky blinders
6. Power
7. The wire
8. Better call Saul
9. Mad men



Money heist has a good plot line what I think spoiled it was poor acting.
I can't abide poor acting.

The last two is bonus

May the lord help you.

biGDhAp:
... I guess BDRip is also Same as dvscr

Nope, way better

armadeo:
Funny thing is I saw a conversation between 1 and the Proffesor of money heist on you tube.

It will play out well if a movie is made concerning both parties.

TV tins

Money heist, I only managed to watch about 5 episodes on Netflix. It was the closest I came to committing suicide.

nani667:

I fucking love him. Who better could they find? He killed it.
"If we don't take time, how can we have time"

The lord will come all over your ass

EsotericGCI:
I'm in Bible Study now,
I can't...

Even if I'm new and the best orientation/ guidance to share with new entrants as NL Landlord is to ask they paint a picture of their Bulala because they are searching for true love?
Why am I having this feeling you are G*A*Y?

Na so una take dey start oo... small time u go slid in my DM

Well, since you asked I have to start thinking in that trajectory concerning your romantic life.
You're 39, you're broke, still searching for true love. I think you should re-evaluate your sexuality, I mean your sexual orientation.
Maybe you're looking in the wrong place.

Don't be bashful about it on account of your religion I heard Jesus was gay after all.

EsotericGCI:
Thank you distinguished.
I'm too SHY to post my N*u*d*e*s.
Words are not enough.
Regards.

No one is asking you to post nude, it against the forum rules.
Just paint a picture with words
Looks like you're new here. I'm trying to fast track this for you

funmisticqueen2:
for a lot of guys, beard does for them what makeup does for ladies.

What point are you trying to make exactly?
Beard is not artificial
A fair comparison would be Boobs and Vs beard

Why are wasting time telling about you N.C.E and sense of humour, go straight to the real deal, tell them about the size of your Bulalal and how long you can last see how they suffocate you with interest.


Just saying

ambassadorgozie:
dat was my ist time of seeing her

It's still difficult to decide the truths in situations like this. If you're sure that you're telling the truth just consule yourself in the historical fact that Joseph had it worse. this is just one of the injustice of life.

Karma would make a visitation

But, if you're on the wrong, learn from your mistake seek forgiveness even if it's in your heart, and promise yourself not to do it again.

ambassadorgozie:
guy dis is d truth, i know wia to go if i want sex

Where is that?

MrBrownJay1:
if this story is true, then you only fell into a trap that was set just to sack you, free of charge!

as for that useless lawyer you call "ex boss", who was quick to believe that you tried to rape her, i weep for Nigeria.

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My thinking exactly
@Op, mbassadorgozie, was there any reason why your boss may have wanted to sack you?
Was it the first time that she brought her maid to help out in the office?

OZAOEKPE:
I'm a Catholic and I can say that Mbaka is a traditionalist, he should leave the church and go open his church...

The Catholic church form a new church instead.

AbuTwins:
Question
Woman was made from the rib of man. She was not created from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be stepped upon. She was made from his side to be close to him, from beneath his arm to be protected by him, and near his heart to be loved by! So, the question is what about the womens who divorced and do 2nd marriage! is they created more than one man's rib? i'm confused about it. May ALLAH Pak Reward You

Answer
All perfect praise be to Allaah, The Lord of the Worlds. I testify that there is none worthy of worship except Allaah, and that Muhammad, sallallaahu ‘alayhi wa sallam, is His slave and messenger.

Allaah, The Exalted, says (what means): {It is He who created you from one soul and created from it its mate …} [Quran 7:189] Moreover, Abu Hurayrah may Allaah be pleased with him reported that the Prophet, sallallaahu ‘alayhi wa sallam, said: “Be kind to women, for they were created from a rib.” [Al-Bukhari and Muslim] This is the exact wording of the Hadeeth.

The rest of the details mentioned in the question are not part of the Hadeeth; it seems that they are the commentary of some scholars or preachers.

As-San‘aani may Allaah have mercy upon him said, “The intended meaning of this statement (in the Hadeeth) is that Hawaa’ (Eve), may Allaah exalt her mention, was created from Aadam’s rib.”

It is worth noting that the Hadeeth does not mean that the woman, in general, is created from her husband’s rib! Verily, both men and women are created from an ejected drop of fluid to the exclusion of Aadam (Adam) and Hawaa’

Therefore, there is no room for the mentioned misunderstanding.

Allaah Knows best.

Islamweb

Yes your answer is correct base on the revelation.
People just use the reference " created form a man ribs" for romantic purpose now this is getting mixed up with the real story and the meaning is getting lost.
It a human phenomenon that when story change and lose their real meaning with time.

DandeNumeruno:
if I hadn't watched atomic blonde before watching anna, i probably will rate it 6/10, but atomic blonde made anna look like a cheap knockoff.

so anna is 4/10 for me.

anna has so many plot holes that it's laughable at some point.

how could a skinny girl easily best multiple assailants (in an open area for that matter and all the assailants brawny men twice her size and strength) in a fight

if you watch atomic blonde you will notice that charlize theron character always use foul play and wit to gain the upperhand in all her fight scenes, and all the beatings she received took a toll on her. in one particular scene, she took a hell of a beating and only managed to win by pure luck.

atomic blonde showed me how to do a convincing fight scene that involves a skilled woman fighter and multiple men adversaries. charlize theron character knew that when it comes to size and strength and numbers, she's at a considerable disadvantage, so she adapted by fighting defensively and dirty.

anna is thrash compared to atomic blonde.

if you love atomic blonde and appreciate the technical and tactical accuracies of the fight scenes, you will hate anna.

my opinion tho.

I was just comparing the similarity, not trying to say which one is better.
I think it makes perfect sense that the fight scene went the way they did. Because, you see, the girl in atomic blonde was fighting KGB trained agents and they were coming after her not the other way.
And Anna was a assassin. One can say that she had the element of surprise going for her and she was fighting just ordinary bodyguards and soldiers.
But of course I must prefer atomic blonde too.

Anna . 7.2/10

Good movie to unwind on.
If you liked "Atomic blonde and Red sparrow" you will definitely love this.

7.2/10 no regrets.

mekaprime:
The fact is that even if i went the other way, you'd still come up with a defense. You want to be convinced, visit your local church over there.
Muslims & Christians alike believe in the same God.
According to the Qur'an they believe God created Adam & Eve, rescued Noah from the ark, helped moses escape Egypt, promised Abraham a vast progeny. Doesn't the above colorate to the God of the bible.

The bolded is wrong to some extent.
For example: Some Christians believe that Jesus is God and others believe it's Jehovah, and other thinks that there are actually three entities Marge to make one God.
It's only the Jehovah idea of God that closely tally with the Islamic one.

weedtaker:
Monthy python life of Brian is just hilarious.

Them de sell stone to stone person Wtf!

The whole messiah fiasco just off me.

8.5/10.

Very few people what Monty python

Jaykay33:
*THE CHEAPEST WAY OF HAVING SEX*
**Do u know that marriage is the cheapest way of having sex?*
*According to research. U pay highest amount #150,000 bride price once off and assuming you stay with the woman for 40 years which is #3,750 per year. Meaning per month you are paying #125 a day and #17.3 per week*
*So why would men pay Prostitutes for even #1,000 or more only for one round of sex,* **When you can get it at #125 per month for as many rounds as you want* .
*This is a big discount.**
*SO GET MARRIED*

You arithmetic is blowing my mind.

EazyLifeForAll:
Your question is exactly what we are talking about here....the word..."for the sake of my kids"...that for the sake (kids) is like a convenant you as the new husband cannot break. Bro, many single mothers who are married to another man codedly see and meet their exs and I will say again that most time, sex is always involved. Many of them will even be comparing you to their exs. You can try one and come back to update us... And again, a divorced partner has different case here as well.

What you're saying is likely to happen, sure, but there's a lot of things to factor before one can draw a conclusion, for example; cultural orientation, religious or personal moral inclination, even racial background. I think you will find that the likelihood would fluctuate base those variables.
It's a more reliable conclusion that the chance that a wife, irrespective of her previous marital status, would cheat is directly related to the exposure she has with male folk. After all, What married men are really worried about is whether their wives would cheat at all, not who they cheat with.
Or I will rather ask you that question
What are you more worried about?

Cholls:
My brother i don't do single I do double bagging

I've never had a girlfriend.