chumaZ:
why is the lady's hand like roasted plantain

hahahah wicked

ambo o, ambo, ambode my man

hahahaha, I can relate to all, the worst is the atm queue in futo diamond bank

can't falz just leave Simi

elvischukie:
who dsnt go to market

your mum

elvischukie:

i av.. stil strong nd young,,,,bt i cant relate to such

do you go out to the market?

elvischukie:
..was expecting smtin hilarious

you no get mama be that,

delishpot:
Nice seeing you guys happy eh in another news,
Tell your wife to no wear that bathroom slippers snap again. Make she go meet that lady shoemaker to design her some pretty flat shoe

dey here dey look slippers make she dey there dey enjoy honeymoon, Alakorin!!!

Taa coman gerrart of here quick quick , skales koh, go find who Bleep you oooo

no be that my ex dey misbehave so?

this is peter utaka joor not john

Mr eazi and dj spinall, ohema

who go Bleep this small pikin na?

Costello559:
Lol.... Those 90s ladies fine ooo... But da gown funny oo... The pastor will be like, WHO IS THE BRIDE.. LOL

hahahahah

“Pls help me beg Shege Mafroday to let me collect help. Dat money I borrow from Iya Sodiq in d 3 house away from me.

My enemies will rejoice on me, if I am not collect the money dis December. I don't want percentage again. Just give me oju owo. Ejo...Pls. Av mercy.”

BeeBeeOoh:
And when angry mobs makes an arrangement for them to meet their maker on time people will start crying foul? Auntie take heart, they will meet their Waterloo very soon..

pls don't use angry mobs, rather use 'Justified mobs'

sodom and gommorah for prefer that fire as punishment than get this government, why this people dey rub salt for our wound?

I need shave

Chou!!!! more things to you

tolexy007:
Yesterday, when reading abt MMM on fb, I couldn't make out d info bcoz gathering information from fb can be a little stressful. d irony is DT d MMM patronizers didn't show any panic( even in their voice when explaining d crunch to me) On d other hand, MMM pessimists re showing panic and some celebrating not being on d scheme.
My conclusion is dt we (MMM pessimists) were envious of them (MMM optimists) when they were smiling to d bank. or else we should have been neutral abt d success or failure of d whole scheme.

#Copied#

you too oshogbo premium, Wetin concern ball with MMM?

pls oga buhari, just do this one good thing for me, even if you don't pay those falcons, just fire that minister wey dey wear beret, I use God mix with Allah beg you

nikkypearl:

nikkypearl:

what's funny?

nikkypearl:
what is this one saying ?

Dey check boobz upandan..kontinue


@d poster below mee..abeg you follow see "spilling boobz"

yes but e no clear, inbox me the clearer one,

them go grow up to be my ex girlfriend (wey marry for my back) pikin celebrities now! Nawa oooo,

FSMs:

What do you thinks it takes to get a license? You think say na beans?

look at it this way, with those rich enough to have liecence , and get lotta guns their boys go surely hold guns too na, thereby increasing the guns in the streets, the disadvantage is much more than the advantage

see how money take dey cheat nature

Culin:
oh no! not "Chelsea can move six-points clear at the top..." it's "Chelsea will move six-points clear at the top.."

oh baby come and take one million bucks

optional1:


new love sorry make I modify add ur name no vex abeg

Marvel1206:
Na that 2-1 go do from 0-1 down to 2-1

correct score loosers

Marvel1206:
If Chelsea wins i'll deactivate my account

my eyes are on you

sunderland go turn to moonderland tonight, Costa for two goals