₦airaland Forum

croSStodds:
Chai!!chairman!u Sabi lie oh!!

his name should be Lionel

Orijin101:
Actually, my own get as e be sha, if you see the way my heart waz beating, you will think their iz a praise night going on in my heart. . .

But at last sha, i approached her, when God wan catch me, the babe waz not in a good mood, na so i change topic and i started persuading her to come for the 7 days program that waz about to take place in my church omo, it isn't easy at all, cold waz catching me and at the same time i waz sweating

But a week later, i approached her normally and she waz like "I knew diz the main reason why you approached me the other day " mehn! naso i take run her package oooo

after reading dis 1st comment, I no dey read again. laughter wan kill me and I dey for public space. make dem no tink say person don kolo. this thread go funny die

kropotkin2:
dry

the thing dry pass kulikuli

@ oeiwui. dude, why do u have to put that picture up there? someone cant even browse Nairaland in public for fear that you will be on the thread.

Nicepoker:
This yoruba and Hausa alliance is getting fishy already. Rem obj gave yar adua the chance. He died half way. another yoruba thief brought in buhari I hope nothing disastrous will occur.

slowpoke

dickrider:
[size=18pt] I RIDE IT FOR A LIVING [/size]

WTF?

GEJ knows that all former presidents (excluding OBJ) will beg Buhari not to do this in order not to set a "bad precedent."

Ogun East no get senator?

If you really want to raise eyebrows, refuse to drive a Toyota and do not use Blackberry. I just don't understand why people like follow follow in Naija.

chibuike65:
Did you notice that flag? Na Biafran flag

The flag in Asari's house is red in the middle. look well

Ati Isreali o
Ati South Africa o
Ati Palestine o,
Ori gbogbo yin ti gba igi

Awon aro meta to n da obe nu.

grown ass woman spewing trash and exposing all her business on social media. smh

chiedu7:
[color=#1980BC][size=14pt] If na Igbo man, everybody go dey shout Igbo man this igbo man that.

Now na Yoruba man, not a word of his tribe [/size][/color]

sorry bro. life is not fair.

natureblack:
It was actually a prank by Amy Schumer(the lady on the floor):Amy Schumer pretended to trip and fall in front of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West on Tuesday as the couple took to the red carpet at the TIME 100 at the Lincoln center NYC.

The couple slowly strolled by as Amy Schumer lay sprawled out on the floor.Kanye was not impressed because Schumer did a good job of stealing the spotlight from him who was being celebrated in the TIME's 100 most influential people in the world.




*Nigga ain't smiling*

aahh. now I get it but I still see yeezy doing something like dat if it was for real. Kanye is problem child.

onyi4edu:
I kinda like what Kanye did. If Kim wasn't with him, he can help but at this point Kim or one of their bodyguards can help the lady.

I hope it wasn't Kanye that caused the fall though because if it's him then he is suppose to lift her up and apologise.

u like what he did? damn, that's cold. if someone falls beside u, it is almost like a human reflex reaction to reach for the person. at dat point, u don't even think about your wife or bodyguards around. Kanye just happens to be . . . well I don't even know what to call dat n1gga

rokiatu:
he really lack compassionate lol. He seems so angry at the world for no reason .

I think Kanye lost it after his mother died. he was somewhat well-behaved when she was alive.

follow follow mentality is so bad among Nigerians.

Religion is killing ignorant people in Africa. These medical issues can be easily resolved by seeing a specialist. dumb dumb dumb.

Nah, no need to b shy. If u r shy, then get them in bulk so u don't hv to make condom runs often. But keep them in a cool place. there was a time i forget about 2 dozen condoms in my glove compartment during summer and I had to toss them because they hv been heated up for days . e pain me ehn.

Moheat:
Better put; Igbo people praying for Master and slave alliance to crack....lol

You and I know that you are not really laughing out loud , which brings us to the conclusion that you are wincing in pain and will try anything to deceive members of this forum.

ruggedboy01:
Apga will make a good opposition party though


Bad news for Nigerians across......... I no mention name oooioo

You see, this is the chest-beating and chor chor chor that we always talk about. These guys won some state house of assembly seats in two states and they are now shouting that they are main opposition What if u win 5 states, 10 senate seats and some HOR seats? u wont let us breath again for naija

AhmedMustapha:
Well we need ties with our brothers up the north of Africa

Whose brother? They may be your brothers, but they are definitely not mine.

Funnicator:
missus, we are given a Nigerian setting for the record.

Here in our African country - Nigeria. Many young women barely discuss serious topics like sports or international politics. Most are very immature and fairly literate. You now understand why many of them chat with 'k'. 'kkk' 'ayt' 'em'.




Seriously. Just little more at nd I'll give up!

sports is not what i'd call serious topic

mystiqueDZ:
Petite actress?
(of a woman) attractively small and dainty.
"she was petite and vivacious"
synonyms: small, dainty, diminutive, slight, little, tiny, elfin, delicate........let me stop here!

thank u. was about to say d same thing,

Guyman02:
For so many years the South South except Akwa Ibom were deceived by the North and South West into thinking that their Igbo brothers across their fence are their enemies and Ojukwu of blessed memory spent years trying to convince them that their true allies are the Igbos, but this election has shown clearly that Ojukwu was right as the only group that has stood staunchly with them over the years despite all the ingratitude is the South East who are being maligned now by the SW as being politically naive by standing with the South South while the Obas who collected money from GEJ and asked their subjects to vote APC.

Good enough its few people like Dokubo Asari who knew this fact probably because he grew up with his Igbo Grandmother and now is the time for the SE/SS to form a strong alliance in mutual respect and never get deceived again by the SW/North.

guy, go and rest. where was the SE when Jonathan's presidency was in limbo and he wasn't allowed to take over from Yaradua? he became president and you ppl remembered he is your brother. you caged the man in aso rock and fed him lies that he is hated by north and sw becos he is a minority. Jonathan was a gentleman, u SE ppl ruined his life by misguiding him. are u happy now? i thought one is supposed to give good advice to the one he loves. no?

Wow. Is this the country of Nelson Mandela? Everything the old man said went over their heads. Very pathetic.

Mazi Obi the sharp guy. This one no be "robbing Peter to pay Paul." More like robbing Jonathan to pay Peter.

cool. I like chicks dat can kick ass

ivyT:
Nigerian guys no fit try this one,afta dem go dey claim love
Na to dey chop akpu,eba,amala with soup full of roundabout,shaki,kpomo,isiewu,
+stout nd beer
Rubbish,thunder fire u if u quote me(

If boiz no chop, him be stingy goat. If boiz chop again, na wahala. keep calm and pass the kpomo jor.

Touching ... a kid giving his bro. a bath.

I never got this kinda bath tho. Na for bath tub we dey bafff

JiggamanGh:
Why should we be mad unlike nigerians we are proud of our dark skin.

You shld be!