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I remember when Ojukwu and Buhari were teargased in Abuja. OBJ na baddo of life.

If not for police convoy, that guy go brush Ambode. lol see as Ambode keep him distance.

NL chics be laike "ooh, so sweet!" women are definitely from pluto.

no be only straw holder.

ideyhere:
Yes ooh...by one guy in the name of Henry

Come on, that Henry was probably in love and u tagged him a spirit. Kai, ladies are wicked ooo monitor spirit ko, monitor lizard ni

ideyhere:
Yes she might be in love with you...but she might also be a monitoring spirit sent specially for you if she does all those things

sounds like u know a lot about monitoring spirits. have u been monitored b4?

Henry22:
this one is ooni young blood, hope he smokes marryjane cos i have a gift pack for his royal highness atleast it will bring out the wisdom in his young brain cos he needs wisdom to lead his people

When can I come to pick up the gift pack? I have been appointed chief courier to the new monarch.

Nice concept

Women have too much wahala, so if i'm going to put up with one of them, she better be a sexy goddess. If you are afraid of beautiful women, na your palaver be that.

Forget her. That's what you do. Finish.

Auxigen:
There was diz Edo girl Esther by name, she was d one dat made me know boyfriend /girlfriend stuffs..We had a quarrel one day and d next day I got to school to find written on the board "INTRO TECH TEACHER IS MAD,WRITTEN BY PETER AND GOD'S POWER "Godspower was my friend.. I was shocked when I saw it,Godspower was no different.. and every student dreaded this particular teacher COz his flogging fit make u forget your state of origin.. to cut story short me, Gidspower, and Esther were called out and flogged.. I sustained an injury due to that flogging which turned into a scar on my left leg..

Naija teachers just love to flog. This was obviously a set-up.

Honestly, i think i will wait. Yuk.




OMG! I am such a liar

I think we Africans will eventually evolve to cope with the darkness, just like nal<ed mole rats

xxxangel:
bros I hail oooo, u try wella jst prepare ur mind becos d kind meal u will be getin dis week even ur dog will shouting blood of jesus

i no fit laugh abeg.

This stuff funny die. That husband na Baddo of life.

miss kogi, lagos, niger

I don't see any problem here. Really, I don't, the guy uses condoms for Christ's sake. What else do you want? Are you jealous lil bro is getting laid?

aariwa:
Is she a Nigerian cos a Nigerian girl does not deserve such gesture

wow. out of line, dude.

Chartey:
...where swords rest and green boughs sway.

There rich fruits of knowledge beckon
As upward we make our way

All these names sound familiar. This is definitely FGC Ilorin.

haryomikun:
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Below is the tracklist

1.Krept and Konan ft. Jeremih x Wizkid x Davido x Ice Prince x Fuse ODG - Freak Of The Week
2.Wande_Coal_-_My_Favorite
3.Patoranking Ft. Wande Coal - My Woman, My Everything
4.Wizkid - Expensive Shi.t
5.Sheyman - Kokan Aye
6.Hennessy Ft 2face & Wizkid - DanceGo (Eau de vie)
7.DJ Xclusive Ft. Davido - Wo Le |
8.DJ Xclusive Ft. CDQ & Lil Kesh - Dami Si
9.Tekno - Anything
10.DAVIDO ft UHURU + DJ BUCKZ - THE SOUND
11.Uhuru ft Wizkid - Duze
12.MC Galaxy - Komolop Cholop
13.Runtown Ft Uhuru - The Banger
14.Jefak x Nedo ft. Stringz - Koko Below
15.Wande Coal Ashimapeyin
16.Vector - Shiga ft Tools
17.Daboy - Bolenbe_prod_by_Antras
18.Orezi - Shuperu Remix ft Davido
19.Reminisce - SKiLASHii
20.Omo Akin - Ijo Oloti Remix ft. Skales
21.Olamide - BOBO
22.Phyno X Olamide Ft Lil'Kesh - Ladi
23.Sexy Steel - SISI
24.Mo'Blow - Wiggle Ft. May D
25.LIL KESH FT Viktoh - Efejoku
26.Kiss Daniel - Laye
27.Timaya Some More
28.DJ Spinall ft. Timaya - Excuse Me
29.Terry G ft. Wizkid, Phyno & Runtown - Knack Am
30.Masterkraft ft. CDQ, Olamide & Davido - Indomie (Remix)
31.Lil Kesh - Gbese

This mix will get you dancing when you least expect it to and even give hustlers more inspiration when hustling *winks*
Click the download button and get ready to groove guys!

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You bastarrd, stop spreading malware on the web. Your link nearly ruined my PC

wtf?

marshalcarter:
So??







I wear boxers to covers ma RODMAN DICKSON

u dey mind that yeye girl?

Just say you had coffee that day na.

Aaah! me and my kito sandals, the baddest bobo in primary 4 green

NTA 2, your reachout station. Abacha na wa 4 you oh, na 4o'clock TV dey start.

It must be very satisfying to be a surgeon. Cutting that thing off would give me lots of joy.

That number one (arrogance) is so wrong. Plain-looking girls are not humble ooo. They are the worst.

eeewww. catfish are bottomfeeders.

If you want to see evil, just look at Zakari Biu. He is the devil's senior brother.

We are living in interesting times. Female nudity doesn't excite me anymore because it is everywhere. Riding motorcycles excites me more nowadays and I don't even know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. You know, i'm starting to think wearing of Burkas is not totally a bad idea. Are u listening, Taliban? wink wink

I would not be surprised if this actually happened. A lot of people (Africans) just follow like sheep nowadays. Critical thinking = Zero.

delishpot:
Beautiful snake.

Yep. That's what I thought too. Just look at the pattern on the skin. Amazing!