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Let me just hear that my girl is keeping her options open. Kai! everybody dying!

fernandoc:
Hell yeah . Way back 2004. Taught us that masturbation depletes your cerebrospinal fluid and makes you weak on many levels. Omo since then jerking off stopped being an option for many of us.

. The principal should not have allowed a quack like that into your school.

Sadist teachers! For wetin? Even Johns Hopkins medical school no dey fail student like dis. Ogini?

Go and ask the Cubans who are still using American cars made in the 50s.

Women are just too adorable. U cant help but love them

SalamRushdie:
Stop giving that Lola Rae head bro , she has candida I guess

Bros i hail o. U don get PhD for this thing

I really hope it works. American weddings scare the hell out of me. After small argument, you are lucky if wifey tells you to sleep on the couch. If you are not lucky, she kicks u out of your own house!

wintersnow:
Anyways this is me and ma car

Congrats

FelixFelicia:
Felix sees good thing, Felix knows good things are from nature, Felix is good himself, Felix appreciates nature. Be smart, be like Felix.

Happy Easter dear

Nice comeback. I thought she served you there for a minute. You guys shld just get a room, you deserve each other

The funny thing is that . . .

Let me not say it, I respect Easter day

Ilorin ppl have been falling hand since 1850. SMH.

Alero3Arubi:
Why?

Where I live right now, the biggest social category is race. I would like to marry a Black woman. In Nigeria, it is ethnicity and I have no preference.

Endo for sure

Jayson1:
How far? You go chop Amala?

Why u come dey post stuff like this when i dey work? Na my village ppl send u to me?

Anitateddy:
Lol,isn't she hot

If na joke , stop am oo

Blah blah blah. If u think im gonna drop 50 grand on a sweet 2017 Mercedes E-'class, then u r fvcking ret@rded. Finance the hell outta that whip, shorty!

How can any sane man put his penis inside this small girl?

Brownbarbie97:
You won't see men calling out guys like this,they'll call it "hustling" but if it's a female now you'll be seeing comments like "gold digger,0l0sho,Ashawo,things women do for money " and some foolish ladies will be supporting them.The hypocrisy

Dont mind them.

Good for him. But why you gotta apply to all of them? This thing is just to make the news because you only need to apply to 3 or 4 schools if you aŕe exceptional. I bet he milked that Katrina story to the tilt , admission committees lap up that shxt like Fura de Nunu.
Anyway biko pick one quickly and get other candidates off the waitlist. Congrats, dont be a jerk.

cybriz82:
lolzzzz blackwithnobrain...odeoshi.

Stupid monkey

TosineGuy:
i am very sure if tu face contest for any post he will lose. Btw, 9ice sat on a white chair as if he wan release album. Mtchew. No wonder he lost. Dey all tin if u are popular u go win easily. Its about integrity. Someone like tonto dikeh can't win any post too.

Integrity? Buah ha hah ha guy u no go kill persin oo

cybriz82:
u dey claim black- onasis n yet u cnt even understnd ordinary pigin english....in naija we believe say na only rich person dey handsome...y d poor are always ugly...u better change dat ur moniker...

I dont think market ppl are as clueless as u are. Why dont u speak 4 urself.

brandydaniells:
not funny bro ...u need help

Cmon b, that shxt is funny yo

cybriz82:
if u are ugly n rich..walk into any market or boutique to price sumtin...dey will treat u like trash..cus they know money mean handsome n u nt handsome..

This ur comment get k leg o.
Ayam not understanding

yoruBADboi:
Whats my own there now, i kuku no plan to marry

Ha ha bros why na?

This is the first time I have heard of him but I like him already. African pride got to go check the library for his novels.

Inspectorsuga:
D one with both hands on her hips have got it d way I like it...

I swear your head dey there. chop knuckle. just look at that round batty!

I like people who are real. There is something about Nigerian culture that tries to make people conform and hide their true self.

Fulani herdsmen are the biggest poosies in Africa. They never face their enemies, they prefer coming at night to burn down everything. Or they gang up and rape women.

Is it really that difficult to get arms in that country?

If u try this in 9ja, Mopol go just kill and go.