₦airaland Forum

bryanarchie:
hello, I think I need to talk to somebody... I really need to talk now on phone, I can call... please

placeofallure:
My mum raised me well. Her rules:
I dare not fight or engage in any rough play.
When you eat, your mouth must not make noise. She'd slap the food out of your mouth.
When you walk with her on the streets, your feet must not drag on the floor.
No littering. She can break your back with her 'abara' for this. I put whatever waste in my bag pending.
For heaven's sake, which lady opens her panties and wee-wee in public. I'm sensitive. I don't even pee in public toilets. I let loose in my own toilet, I read there, I can spend long minutes. It's my comfort place.
I'm a reserved person so I can't even talk loudly on the phone or sing in public. I no be Tiwa Savage.
It's not polite to stare or point at people. You make them feel uncomfortable.

These aren't any special feats, it's just showing a little decorum.

chival:
I changed my baby's diaper on an airplane once after she did number 2. The other passengers didn't find it funny, but it couldn't wait.

Reagan13:
fighting in public is a no no no and no, the solution to it is to deliver a quick Glasgow kiss to anyone formenting a fight with his hissy fit, then end it all in less than one minute and walk away, but don't walk away when slapped I repeat don't walk away when slapped, thanks

tbtosine:
Op. Na that agbado (smoked corn) wey you put as example for eating in public place me and u go get prob. If the corn are smoked in public places and bought in public so what denied someone from eating it in public. Make the corn get cold before u get home ? The way i take like corn self no fit allow me dey wait for corn smoker to put ham for inside papper before i start dey chop it talkless of moving to a private place. Go sit down jor.

ofiko123:
Nice write up..

Maj196:
Who be your uncle

wildikeman:
What nonsense where me go come mess...and if I eat on the street..what if I'm in a hurry but need to eat? And if you see me talking to myself on the street, you better mind your damned business and leave us alone....its even therapeutic

PattyMike:
Peeing in public might be difficult to stop. There are very few public toilets so it technically can't be helped. I used to eat in public too but ever since I started having girlfriends and forming big boy, nobody told me to stop before I gave myself sense. Eating on the road shows nonchalancy, meaning you just don't care about the image you portray. Remember first impression lasts longer, don't be an oaf.

okenwaa:
Make I no piss for public

STORRRYYY

Someone7:
I arrange my beard in public. The time and effort I put into growing that beard is too much not to show it off

Exmilitant:
OP, did you exclude preaching in public? Add it o, those early morning preachers eh...

uuzba:
Pass gas.
Fart geng, it ??

OP are you OK? So if you are in church, in the front, inside a bus, cinema or playing football in a stadium,
.... you will run out to go and mess in private?
Somebody cannot mess his mess again in Nigeria?

Sam0:
Which one be I shouldn't sing when am on earpiece in public?beg that one no join
Eno better make I piss for public than piss for body?? Op take eh time

Johel:
Not guilty of any atall.

ojladi:
Abegi,
I must stare at girls wo, I will pee if need be and also fart even in public

Maj196:
You for say make we kukuma no go outside again

Alexaonfleek:
You forgot to add biting fingernails and picking nose in public
I'm guilty of the former

merits:
Rubbish na me get myself, anything I like I do.is not your business

Manofvalor1:
All most all Nigerians including my humble self. Are guilty of most or nearly all of these.Na Naija we dey.No big deal!.Na normal thing!!. No hard feelings!!.Persin don gas like bokoharam bomb for my front for hostel.come talk say "its allowed" e no even say sorry.

Small080:
Nice thread..... Everyone have is opinion, is not a most follow others opinion na...
Someone go slap me for public and I go leave am "I resemble Jesus"
Don't eat in public "Aje You're not hungry ni o"

Ah that urinating in public, if this thing catch you for road way no private place walahitalahi nobody go tell you before you remove your underwear

Oldoinyolengai:
Your points are so rational.
Even those(sane) who are commenting against can't dare to defy.

Georgekyrian:
Stare huh?? How I wan check the ass and boobs of a lady I wan toast if I no stare at her. Abeg op that I can't change but I'm innocent of others

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
That coughing of phlegm or rather expectorating dey irritate me ehnnnnn...to come make the matter worse maybe you dey eat ogbono and okro soup at that moment

Flighting...me nor dey get angry easily nor to talk of fight
No matter what you do and say to me i hardly get angry..
That is my problem in life... some times i do ask if am Normal

blueheart:
Do you have a match make/made for me

blueheart:








I have a reputation for knowing many food haunts around my city as lazy bachelor I be. Its fun that way

Let me just be watching and learning from the shadows. For now, I do not wish to change that perception lol

It makes it easy for my good friends to keep making go and marry jokes at my expense.

Thanks for the welcome

holuwajobar:
no naaah.... Pick my call to bless my hustle....

holuwajobar:
A girl with alot to achieve was killed MISTAKENLY by a friend....

Watchword -- MISTAKENLY

Sometimes, I really want to believe that there is something like Village people.

This young girl wey don Dy break record , is gone just like that .

In this life ehn, no matter what you have achieved doesn't matter when death come calling.... Same goes to that Gokada CEO....

It is well Sha.....

Ps--- An hacker just got Bitcoin worth of 86billion dollar... Oluwa , pickup my call na

blueheart:
Good God!!!

I will be mortified with embarrassment if i should share a picture. I don't even let it known that I can cook lol. A quick death to my rep hahaha. I like my lazy ass terrible cook cred abeg. Its my best kept secret �

I didn't even know how I found myself on this thread � lol

ashewoboy:
do not fvck In public like those female lout whose video went viral.