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Celebrities / Re: Meet Instagram Model Jaye,who Claims Her Backside Is Natural, Is It? (photos) by blacq2009(m): 11:39am On Nov 11, 2019
1x2x3:


You must pro when given such access. First and foremost offer her a massage wink, head to grab a lotion while you tell her to UnCloth grin....... Na speed of light she go take pull then you oil that asss and attack from behind. If the defensive walls don't let you then you let her do the reverse cowgirl so you can spank the hell off those asss. It's too early for me to be writing this nonsense sha.
Hahaha. Attack from behind got me paa. It sounds like a fight.
Romance / Re: Why Dont The Sight Of Peniss Move Women? by blacq2009(m): 7:27am On Nov 11, 2019
kestolove95:
How do u know, are u in our puzzy?
I'll not comment again. Exactly the question I wanted to ask.

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Instagram Model Jaye,who Claims Her Backside Is Natural, Is It? (photos) by blacq2009(m): 7:18am On Nov 11, 2019
If this one dash you puna, na the jeans go deny you am. You go try and try and try to get the jeans down the butt until you advise yourself. You go be like: hanty, thanks for the puna. But I am not doing again

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Romance / Re: Should I Be Suspicious Of My Girl? by blacq2009(m): 8:58pm On Nov 10, 2019
You're beginning to look stupid paa. You should have begun long ago.

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Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Stealing Biscuits, Soft Drinks In Port Harcourt; Blames Hunger by blacq2009(m): 8:59am On Oct 29, 2019
He is a HungryNigerian
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Stealing Biscuits, Soft Drinks In Port Harcourt; Blames Hunger by blacq2009(m): 8:57am On Oct 29, 2019
GrabHisBalls:
With the quantity of items he stole, his story is plausible. They should give him something to eat and go home with pending when he gets a job.

He's so cute, BTW.
This your comment go please local man than you grabbing his balls sef. �
Poems For Review / A Walk To The End -by Blacq2009 by blacq2009(m): 9:40pm On Oct 27, 2019
A Walk To The End

The clock ticks;
A paradise beckons;
A hell lurketh;
Breaths bids farewell;
Winds hurls mens'
Souls into abysmal horizons;
Into abodes, dark;
Of venomous cobras.

If only the ear could hear ;
The trigger of the sniper.
If only the eyes could behold;
The stern stare of the foe.
If only the heart could sense;
How hasty oxygen escapeth.
If only man was in the know
How he treks to his bane;

He would covet not the vain
Pleasures of an illusory morrow;
He would shed the spite
Housed in his breast;
He would not build fortresses
When his home is six feet beneath;
He would not walk shoulder-high
When he only takes A walk To The End.
~~Blacq2009
210319
Poems For Review / Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by blacq2009(m): 9:28pm On Oct 27, 2019
A Walk To The End

The clock ticks;
A paradise beckons;
A hell lurketh;
Breaths bids farewell;
Winds hurls mens'
Souls into abysmal horizons;
Into abodes, dark;
Of venomous cobras.

If only the ear could hear ;
The trigger of the sniper.
If only the eyes could behold;
The stern stare of the foe.
If only the heart could sense;
How hasty oxygen escapeth.
If only man was in the know
How he treks to his bane;

He would covet not the vain
Pleasures of an illusory morrow;
He would shed the spite
Housed in his breast;
He would not build fortresses
When his home is six feet beneath;
He would not walk shoulder-high
When he only takes A walk To The End.
Blacq2009
210319

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Poems For Review / A Walk To The End -A Poem By Blacq2009 by blacq2009(m): 9:20pm On Oct 27, 2019
A Walk To The End

The clock ticks;
A paradise beckons;
A hell lurketh;
Breaths bids farewell;
Winds hurls mens'
Souls into abysmal horizons;
Into abodes, dark;
Of venomous cobras.

If only the ear could hear ;
The trigger of the sniper.
If only the eyes could behold;
The stern stare of the foe.
If only the heart could sense;
How hasty oxygen escapeth.
If only man was in the know
How he treks to his bane;

He would covet not the vain
Pleasures of an illusory morrow;
He would shed the spite
Housed in his breast;
He would not build fortresses
When his home is six feet beneath;
He would not walk shoulder-high
When he only takes A walk To The End.
Blacq2009
210319
Islam for Muslims / Re: Unmarried Hausa Couple Condemned For Posting This Picture by blacq2009(m): 8:16pm On Oct 18, 2019
And which one is UNMARRIED COUPLE? Paradox.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 16 Horses Excort Putin's Limousine To King Salman's Palace In Saudi Arabia by blacq2009(m): 6:52pm On Oct 17, 2019
When did Salman become King? Isn't he a crown prince?
Modified:
Russia too has come to have their share of "The National Cake” all in the name of security. Oh Saudi!
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Loves To Urinate On Me by blacq2009(m): 12:55pm On Sep 28, 2019
I can't render this kind of help.

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Romance / Re: A guy on nairaland is going to commit suicide by 11pm Tonight. by blacq2009(m): 6:45am On Sep 26, 2019
Albino flash, be inspired by shatta bandle. Despite his deformity, he's made himself and others happy too. Biko! The storm will be over.

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Celebrities / Re: Nigeria Known Rich Guy, Shatta Bandle Visit Paul Okoye by blacq2009(m): 8:11am On Sep 19, 2019
Bandles one.
Celebrities / Re: Trending Throwback Photo Of Phyno That Got Nigerians Talking When He Was Nobody by blacq2009(m): 7:04am On Sep 17, 2019
So Phyno is the "and friend"? Hmmm.
Science/Technology / Re: Injured HammerHead Shark Killed In Lekki, Lagos After Being Washed Ashore by blacq2009(m): 9:02pm On Sep 14, 2019
Hammerhead ko, chiselhead ni.

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Travel / Re: Xenophobia: Nigerians Sing As They Board The Flight That Will Take Them Home by blacq2009(m): 6:24am On Sep 12, 2019
Nigeria Must Go. Can we just get a bag for it?
Romance / Re: WAIT OOOOOO! Is Breast Still A Private Part? by blacq2009(m): 1:11am On Aug 28, 2019
MannieA:


Yes,it is.
Swear!
Celebrities / Re: "Don't Be Too Hard On Yourself"- Tiwa Savage Says As She Bares Cleavage On Yacht by blacq2009(m): 4:03pm On Aug 12, 2019
cenaman:
OK! but why one breast big pass the other?
Bro, na so e always dey. Even butts are like that. And the labias too. Lol.
Crime / Re: Nigeria Man Jailed For 17 Years Over The Murder Of Missing Midwife In Uk by blacq2009(m): 12:15am On Aug 07, 2019
Perhaps this news is also concocted to paint Nigerians black.
Crime / Re: If You Have No Business In Ghana, Go Back To Nigeria -nigerian Union Of Traders by blacq2009(m): 11:56pm On Aug 06, 2019
Nigeria! Giant of Africa ko, midget/dwarf of the world ni. All that's left of the Giant Of Africa is killings, fraud, kidnappings, drug pushing, corruption, shame (the world seems to hate Nigeria and Nigerians) etc. The tag, Giant Of Africa is but a past glory. I weep for Nigeria.
Crime / Re: If You Have No Business In Ghana, Go Back To Nigeria -nigerian Union Of Traders by blacq2009(m): 11:43pm On Aug 06, 2019
lifezone247:
Imagine Ghana fa? Nigeria the giant of African indeed, I remember back then (Ghana must go) when the Ghanaians troop into Nigeria to search for a greener pastures see Ghana today telling Nigerian must go. This country no go ever change.
Were Ghanaians stealing and looting in Nigeria? Be objective small nah.
Crime / Re: 18 year old Sentenced To Life In Prison For Killing His Sister Over Wifi Passwod by blacq2009(m): 11:28pm On Aug 06, 2019
Jobless Youth!
Celebrities / Re: I Am Richer Than Nigeria Billonaire Dangote - Ghanian Dwarf Rich Bigboy Claim by blacq2009(m): 3:16pm On Aug 06, 2019
Kingosytex:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Like Aonkuuse said, Dangote is richer than the entire Ghana.

Even in the "G" game Nigeria is far ahead of Ghana, Hush is far richer and exposed than the top ten richests Ghana Gs combined. Even our own hushpuppi is richer than the whole Ghana.
And you nko. Who are you richer than?
Celebrities / Re: I Am Richer Than Nigeria Billonaire Dangote - Ghanian Dwarf Rich Bigboy Claim by blacq2009(m): 3:15pm On Aug 06, 2019
Aonkuuse:
When Dangote is richer than the whole Ghana
Now you know someone's richer than Dangote in Ghana. Lol.
Romance / Re: Please Guys A Female Friend Of Mine Need An Advice. by blacq2009(m): 10:49am On Aug 05, 2019
stupidity:
where’s her location?

Ask her if “it’s” still tight and clean. IF yes, I’ll like to welcome her to the business as her first customer.
You want to "test market" abi? Lol.

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Crime / Re: Condom Bursts While Prophet Rapes Client In Bush (Photo) by blacq2009(m): 10:32am On Aug 05, 2019
Sex-thirsty prophets eviriwia.
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Apologizes To Iyabo Ojo For Putting Her Through Hell by blacq2009(m): 11:14am On Aug 03, 2019
Hanty Kemi, respekt yuwasef ooh. "You came to Nigeria to heal" ko. You were deported to Nigeria to hurt ni.
Romance / Re: Hungrynigerian Is Back! Baba Don Fresh Up Before And After Photos Attached (pic) by blacq2009(m): 7:36am On Aug 03, 2019
How can you post Patapa's photos here as your own?

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Crime / Re: 3 Men Killed In Rival Cult War In Anambra (Graphic Photos) by blacq2009(m): 7:17am On Aug 03, 2019
One Star Bwoy fan down.
Romance / Re: Help! I Am Too Sexually Aroused... by blacq2009(m): 9:40pm On Aug 01, 2019
Experienced same when I drunk a herbal medicine from cote d'ivoire called ATOTIA.

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