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I understand.
I have an email addy 4 suchn purposes. The email address is .
I am leavin Naija this Friday so would appreciate some speed.
Thanks.

tribe

Ur welcome is good o.
U will find dat some people think dat d best way 2 get noticed is to pick on newbies and insult them.
I don tire for all the abuse.
Sometimes, the exchanges are light hearted and actually funny but most times they r not.
Check out this topic:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-470572.0.html

Welcome sha.
Hope ur experiences r beta dan mine. Lol

Move this thread to family section

philip0906:
^^
@blank
dat your signature funny. . .

What is so funny about it?

Dat guy be like underage. If na u, i no fit give u my nos o!

adaphik:
Hey, can some ppl ever be civilized for once?? Gawd, IF u cannot make a comment without being insultive, u bera go to hell. Wetin dey worry una sef?Now let me ask u, r u being paid? Just incase u're not aware, we're here to make our individual opinon' as it suits us. You're not going to be shot for dropping an opinion n walking out quietly. For Christ sake, these kids shld grow. I suggest u children shldnt involve urselfs in adult conversation next time. , IS THAT CLEAR, NONSENSE

Hope it was not me.
If it was. i apologise.
However, i was just giving my own opinion as well.

keep them coming.

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adaphik:
@ POSTER, calm down, take your time n take a decision. PLWHA are still human beigns just like u. They shld not be discriminated, pls. They need your love n care.  If i were in your shoes, first, i'd test myself, if i'm negative, i wld have a reasonable 'think', i wld assess her, n ask myself can this person do the same if it were d other way round? If NO or YES , u know what to do. Cos i dont think ppl should die for ppl that cannot die for them. There's only one JESUS.

Abeg, no listen.
Na u give am? Wetin concern dead body with overload?
PLWHA ni, PLWHA ko.
I f person wan die, why shld u involve urself with the person.

This topic is so funny.
I don laugh tire.
Maybe i should register a name like one of those listed above.

RUN o!!!
Thank God u neva sleep with her.
She just spared u everlasting heartache and ur still talking love.
Breakup, cry and den move on.
In the next 5 yrs, she will no longer be dere and u would av contracted it and will still cry after wasting ur money.
Anyone who uses HIV to test someone, d person no love u.

In Uni, this same thing happened.
A girl was into aristo as in she was dating a rich married man.
He gave her a jeep (cant remember the model but it was very big and was the latest model).
He broke up with her and started dating another chic in our school.
He gave the new chic dat jeep and gave the old one a brand new Toyota (dont know which model).
Everyone heard dat gist then.

Done it.

Sleeping during an exam.

Kidnap (hopefully, plenty money)

Almost fine boy.

Ibibio

Patrick Wizard Kidman

I have been in such situations before. in 1995/1996.
I was a secondary school student in Ibadan and was staying with my dad's brother. Things were really rough for them and my dad.
I used to walk from Customs bus stop to Agodi Gate in Ibadan as transport money was not enough. (It took me more than 80mins). I was only 9.
Sometimes i won't even have the money to take me to Customs busstop.
Such times, i had to beg for people to have mercy and lap me. 2 Naira was big money to me.
Some people would insult me, some would pity me.
I was once in a bus with my last 5naira, as d bus moved, breeze blew d money out of my hand.
i wanted 2 die but God touched someone to give me money. God bless all those people that helped me.
Finally entered Boarding House and all those stories were old gist.

Also had an experience in Abuja, in 2000.
We had just finished Church service and a guy walked in with a growth protruding from his bum.
He was shouting that we should help him pay his hospital bills.
My pastor then turned on him and called police 4 him, d guy ran away.
Our pastor said he had seen him before and took pity on him and took him to the hospital he said he was receiving treatment.
He could not give d name of the hospital and kept changing his story.
Finally said that it was cow intestine he put in his bum to look like a growth. (after my pastor had threatened him)
What shocked me was that as he was running away, he was calling on God to judge that he was innocent.

Pharoh:
Not yet lol and where have you been? How is the fantasy going for you?

Looking at the point gap, i don't see any oda one overthrowing us.

I dey Naija and just got internet connection.
'Cos of no internet, i had to fashi the fantasy thingy cos i had missed most of the world cup.
I av deleted my fifa.com profile.

God dey.

"Good guys finish last" means that a guy shld cum after his babe does.
Don't know what other meaning u av for that statement.
So i find ur post kind of confusing.

sexy

Any gist on Fir and Pine.

I just had one embarrassing one happen to me.
I was walking down Aboyade Cole road in V.I to where i parked and the road was flooded.
(Had to park very far from where i was going cos of lack of parking space n didn't realise that i stayed till late).
As i got to a particularly dark spot, one guy that i had noticed looking at me came up and said hi.
But he spoke from over my shoulder and totally scared me.
I shouted HELP!!!! POLICE!!!! out of reflex cos i was scared.
D guy was trying to calm me down but i thought he was being aggressive and started shouting louder, d guy had to leave.
After, a couple of minutes, i regained my composure and realised i must av seriously embarrassed him.
I just waka quick quick to my car.
Wish i could apologise to him.
God dey.

Enyinmba is going back to being Nigerian champions. Halleluya.
Champions league, here we come.

@ Last page, i am in Lagos now though only av a couple more days left. How can i get it?

@ last page, av u remembered d name now?

6 years and 10months. Been married for 7 months now. He is d most wonderful person I know. In another life, will want to marry him again.

honey m.