₦airaland Forum

Dame Patience Jonathan went out for drink with
some of the Top Women after which the Waiter
brings their bill:-
• Patience Jonathan. N10,400
• Ngozi Okonjo.......... N10,250
• Folasade Bent.........N10,450
• Turai Yar’adua..........N10,200
• Total.........................N41,300
Patience Jonathan says: I will pay for everyone
else, but Total must pay for herself because I
didn’t invite her, afterall she owns plenty petrol
stations all over Nigeria!Don't laugh alone.
Gud P:M pals

Na today?

MadCow1:
Coming from person wey shame dey catch to put picture for her profile..



#FhuckingOgre..

Don't mind the naughty thing.like say her bf fine pazz Obasanjo

I vote CHRISVIRAL....he has the best manifestoe and potential.



Amefrica
Naijaboy
Rilwayne001
Tosyne2much.

Jungle Justice is evil of the highest order!


Do darkness fight darkness and overcome?


One reason why the Nigerian Army are still battling to overcome terror in the NE.



#SayNOtoJungleJustice!

sexymoma:
does Seun have crush on u..

FIXED!

What kinda question is that?



Very antithetical!

berem:
It doesn't o! Another reason I hate the phone. I have always been a Tecno phone addict not until my kid brother lured me in buying the Nokia XL.
The phone don tire me sef. Boring and useless phone.

Chai?

Could u belief I was planning to get one just today?


Make I just stick with ma BB jee.

berem:
I regretted ever spending 26,500naira to buy Nokia XL. I would have just stuck to Tecno Android phone.

Am so angry right now!!

So the phone doesn't support YouTube Videos ma'am?

Fact we might not know;

60% of Nigerians still use NOKIA either as their first phone or spare phone.

cooltobex:
Dude, Orezi is his other name.

Ok.

See what a nice name he got and yet prefer being called "Orezi"

Pictures of the speaker being impeached or...




Hey wait! The source is Sahara Reporters....

Mtchew! What good come from the gun?

true2god:
FIXED!

Thanks Baba.

Happy Sunday.

farem:
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Get a life pls. Some people died in their sleep while some died through the fire power of (boko) bombs. "die is die". [color=#006600]BUT would you choose to die violently jest because 'you are not sceptical about heaven?'

I think people appreciate those who pose as super-stars yet they are feather-weight. He is human and being down-to-earth and upfront.

It is u who actually needed a life as a matter of urgency quoting me to type that trash.


Religious Fanatic Ode!

dipopooo:
Church? Seun is an atheist

OLUWASEUN

That sounds contradictory to your assertions.

justi4jesu:
lol....leave my school alone biko

Lol

justi4jesu:
Nigeria Airways is stale....u should know that.

Why should I?
I school in France

Seun:
It must have been a very long time ago; Nigeria Airways hasn't flown in a very long time.

Boda OLUWAseun,I expect you are already in church now...


Abi...

iceberylin:
Wah happened to his private jet

U copied and paste my mind

Why on earth should he fear?

Is he sceptical about Heaven?

08035381954....Smith.

2A282401...for girls that enjoys luxury.

Lordseyad:
The Best So Far!!

What do you call a town where many people die and a single man survives?

Chukwugekwu:
whether you like or not. .... or can flee from naija to Cameron ........ you from your own boko .........anyway GEJ till 2019.......

When your family members haven't fallen a victim.
When you can afford 3times food a day.
When you go to school without the fear of being bombed or abducted.
When you can type at the comfort of your arm-chair without the fear of being kidnapped.


What else will you scream if not GEJ till 2019?


Ode buruku.

Go and cancel it....


Abi u need tfare?

O'ranu.

Where the heck are those hunters again?



At least we have people we can count on now when our field soldiers are fleeing.

danbrowndmf:
GOD Bless Nairalanders.wow! neva knew concious pple are here.sombody pls clear me well on d issue. is Niaralnders preparen to take Dj to Indian?

Seun initial thought was to build a Forum where young minds can rap. behold how the vision become as deep as the ocean.like I said for the umpteenth time,Nairaland is not just a forum,it is a Family clan that cuts across the whole world.


Taking a member of this great forum to India for proper medical care is the least we can offer.as brothers and sisters tends to make donations in forms of money,we should also give spiritual support...our prayers count in bringing djjolla back to healthy live...