₦airaland Forum

how will someone send his first wife parking and bring in the 2nd wife without the fear of the 1st wife causing too much drama. Is it also a good idea for muslim to marry non muslim woman who cannot understand that a man truly need p to 4 wives to remain faithful.

1. You simply build wife #2 another house. No need to pack wife #1 out.
2. No, it is not ok to marry a woman that does not share your faith and value systems. You can keep her as a girlfriend but you cannot marry her.

No need to cause problems for yourself where you do not need to.

If a man wants sex three times in a day, he should give his wife affection six times in a day. I can illustrate this with Affection3 = Sex1

Sounds like a great formula to me. Works all the time.
Easy on my wallet too.

Yes. It is enough reason
Childlessness can put a lot of strain on marriages, especially African marriages.
Personal choice.
No problem there.

Obviously, you do not have a sense of humor and are most psychologically constipated.
You need an enema for real.
Wait till she starts farting in your face in the middle of the night without any apologies.


From your complaints up there. . . you need more than verbal abuse. But, I can't reach you.

Like she handled mine of course.
I had a dirty past too.
Past tense.
Move on.

Btw, ALL women have dirty pasts. . . you just have to pick one.

What should you do if you and your ex are in love but he won't forget your bad history together?

Then he can't love you. You need to move the hell on.

Father. . .too strict.
Mother. . .not strict enough.

^^^

ha ha ha ha

You are not well.

Not possible. I am not married to an ill-mannered being.
She would not even slap her own children. . . not to mention my mother.
I doubt if any son or daughter in this world would do such a thing.
There are limits to madness and this is one of such limits.

Unless the individual is on some mind/mood-altering drugs.

Poor communication skills.

Usually, there is an underlying reason.
Find out why before I leave the house.
That may be our last meeting.
Lessons in life.
Never leave home angry on your way to work.
Tomorrow is promised to no one.

Correcting any wrong grammar that hits my tympanic membranes.
Just like my father did to all of us.

ALL Yoruba peeps (extroverted tribalists).
Loud-mouthed cowards of beings.
No exemptions.
It is their genes. . .the reason I react the way I do.

Next, ALL Igbos their counterparts (introverted tribalists) No exemptions too.
You can smell tribalism on their skin without seeing them.
That Biafra hang-over is still on even after the party is ova and all bars are closed.

Never trust both groups.

Me, I nominate myself.
Know thine enemy nor be curse abegggio

I endorse this message.

Some passion from natural born killers.

The one-count charge read in court alleged that the suspect killed his brothers, Tunde Ayanleke, and Ayanbanji Ayanleke, for ritual purposes in a bid to become the chairman of a local government council.

Eh henn!
Fake Muslim+Juju=Yoruba.

^^^

Nuffin'
Just mindin' ma bizz o. . . and enjoying the view from up here.
Any problem?

strangerf:
Stop deluding yourself
Who is going to give you a chieftaincy title, let alone 3

And BTW, are you from the SS?

Wharris ya bizz with all these questions?

Dude. . . .I plan to attend 2(my older brothers) and last one is mine.

You may now address me as:

"He who dines with the kings" in my dialect.

You are only invited as one of the cows to be slaughtered for the festivities.

Blame almajiris for lack of progress.
Lagos the mega city par exellence.
I dey jolos o.

I don't really understand the fascination with luxurious buses in Igboland.
More death traps for potential ritual victims I suppose.
Thank God I have never entered one.

Misery loves company.

How many land owners have C of O's in Nigeria handed down from illiterate parents from generation to generation?
Instead of working on security and safety, these goons are looking for how to witch hunt themselves.
They never fail to amaze me in that Plateau state of a place.

“This government stopped issuance of R of O and C of O for a very long time since it came into office about three-and-a-half years ago. And I am sure that by now, a lot of applications must have piled up there in the ministry. If you have a new system that you want to implement, why don’t you start with those pending before you? That will at least convince people of the transparency and the genuineness and honesty in the system.

“You have not done that and you are asking people to bring in more which clearly shows that there is some malicious intent in it and it is not a clear thing. It is unfortunate that this is coming at a time when we are gradually enjoying peace after all the crises that we have been experiencing. Remember that part of this problem is that some people are targeted and regarded as settlers who don’t deserve to own land, property and live peacefully here”.

Thank you.
Who says common sense is common after all?
Nigerians are sooooo daft.
Always doing things upside down and inside out.

Even my parents cannot even tell us how their ancestors accquired their own lands all over Nigeria.
Just the way things are done.
A shame in the 21st century Nigeria.

Mudi asserted that the new pronouncement shows a sign of lawlessness on the part of the government. “You don’t revoke in the first instance. What you do is that you ask people to come and renew and maybe after two years or so, all titles will cease to exist. That is the normal approach, but not just revocation at first instance without notification. That shows in a sense that the government is always a lawless government.

Honestly, that Plateau state of a place is inhabited by id-iots.
Anytime Plateau state is in the news. . . you want to puke.

gej. Shame department.

Reason?
Where do I start now?
I dey go come first.
1. Lack of confidence in himself being the ultimate puppet on strings. No originality and absolutely no vision for himself, not to talk of for Nigeria.

Atiku. Fame department.
I love his 'sucker punches'.
1. He sticks to issues and responds to his critics in a timely fashion and with one blow seven akpus each.
His critics are never back for a return match.

For example. I dey laugh. . .We too dey laugh o!

OBJ=dead!

^^^

Gbam
Gbam
Gbamology!

Don't mind these Josephs the dreamers.
Always drinking and smoking cheap pot.

Where are the Nigeria lovers?
I will die for the USA. . .even Mexico. . . but  not for Naija.(or Africa as a whole).
Twa!

Who wants to die for rabid monkeys?

All the big-big man ends with the fathers of course.
See Zik and Awo's children?
Abiola and Igbinedion children?

ALL missing in action.
Liabilities to society.

Except moi of course. . . 

Well, we thank God. We receive some form of assistance from the federal government and the government of Bauchi State. These are the ones I know of so far. If there are others, they have not yet reached us.

What a disgrace.

How many children did your father leave behind and how many are still alive?

He left behind four wives but three of them died leaving one who is still alive. He left behind 19 children but three have died.  We now have eight males and eight females left as his children and his surviving wife.

How many people do you know so far who have claimed to be your father’s children?

Like I told you earlier I know of three people including those two boys I told you about in Lagos in the early 60s.

Hmm!