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And u'll have to keep dumbing them till you find one that doesnt do all those listed above.. Smh..

Very true.....
Girls should learn from this....

I smell a Counter Thread!

vizkiz:

1. Women listen to their friends too much: We understand the need for female friendship. But when you start letting your single girlfriends (who constantly run guys off or haven't dated since the time of John the baptise) get into the business of your relationship, that's asking for trouble.

2. Too boring: come on! You have to work better on your communication skills! everytime we chat on phone 50% of your replies are "one word replies" (kk,k,aiit,nop,hmmmn) what the ff?
Even when we are together, 70% of your time is spent on korean movies. (Still waiting to kill the morafuker that invented those movies!)

3. Is this a relationship or a prison sentence?: We expect parolees to give an account of where they've been almost all the time, and who they've been with. Parole officers check to see if the parolees actually report to work. Most of the girls we have around nowadays are just like parole officers!

She calls you and the first qustion is "where are you?" (Give me a break!)

4. Being too dependent is not a good thing: We want a grown woman who can handle her business, but still let us know that there's a place in her life for us that only we can fill. You're not a child, and we don't expect to treat you like one or take care of you like one. If you come to a guy for every single thing! Money for Your hair, your phone, airtime, new cloths, butt pad etc...baby is this a relationship or a job oppurtunity?
well, one day he make make up his mind and be "unavailable"

5. Don't you ever have anything nice to say?: Yeah, we mess up from time to time (and it may seem that those times run pretty close together). But can't you just say something nice!
There was a time I bought somestuffs home from the market and my ex said "these things are too expensive now,I would have gotten it at a cheaper price" (dafuq? Can't she just say that nicely? Or even say "thanks" )
Psychologists call it "positive reinforcement." Men call it "giving us a break."

6. There's no future in the past: We've all made mistakes. The thing is to learn from them, not live in them. if your man made a mistake, and you've agreed to forgive him for it, then do that. Don't bring it up and keep beating him over the head with it. If you keep bringing up the past, then be prepared to talk about your man in the past tense, as in "ex."

Of course, this isn't a complete list. This is just a payback thread!

Hahahaha. She'll stylishly call you her husband even though you guys haven't made any committment yet.

vivaciousvivi:
I smell a Counter Thread!

But i hope you acknowledge the truth within the OP.....
Lolz..

Goodyshoes:

But i hope you acknowledge the truth within the OP.....
Lolz..

On one or two points, yes.

vizkiz:


love and solid dick!

come on bro

That number 5 ehn. I had to just end it abeg.

One has to contend with a few of the traits on the list as it might be quite hard to find a lady without at least one of those traits (they are human afterall). But number 5? Noooooooo. It'll just kill your self esteem if you keep such a person around.

vivaciousvivi:

On one or two points, yes.

Just two...??

Goodyshoes:

Just two...??

Errrr...yes

vivaciousvivi:

Errrr...yes

Lolz.... Aiit...
Howdy..

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ireneony:
after all these, what do guys have to offer

So much and you already know that.

abeg make we hear word...ds kinda topic are becoming to boring.

ireneony:
if i hear...

fu...ck the orientation, blind thought making sense to you

ireneony:
after all these, what do guys have to offer

Something better than cucumber!

Yeah @ number 6, the PAST is inversely proportional to the FUTURE



Many people still allow their PAST to hunt them


Drop your past and embrace a BETTER future!

I am tired of ladies and i don't even have the strength to woo anymore. I am looking forward to have a woman woo me and virtually take charge of me because as for women matter, i don tire. No be only ladies dey tire for men,me sef tire for women.

vizkiz:

1. Women listen to their friends too much: We understand the need for female friendship. But when you start letting your single girlfriends (who constantly run guys off or haven't dated since the time of John the baptise) get into the business of your relationship, that's asking for trouble.

2. Too boring: come on! You have to work better on your communication skills! everytime we chat on phone 50% of your replies are "one word replies" (kk,k,aiit,nop,hmmmn) what the ff?
Even when we are together, 70% of your time is spent on korean movies. (Still waiting to kill the morafuker that invented those movies!)

3. Is this a relationship or a prison sentence?: We expect parolees to give an account of where they've been almost all the time, and who they've been with. Parole officers check to see if the parolees actually report to work. Most of the girls we have around nowadays are just like parole officers!

She calls you and the first qustion is "where are you?" (Give me a break!)

4. Being too dependent is not a good thing: We want a grown woman who can handle her business, but still let us know that there's a place in her life for us that only we can fill. You're not a child, and we don't expect to treat you like one or take care of you like one. If you come to a guy for every single thing! Money for Your hair, your phone, airtime, new cloths, butt pad etc...baby is this a relationship or a job oppurtunity?
well, one day he make make up his mind and be "unavailable"

5. Don't you ever have anything nice to say?: Yeah, we mess up from time to time (and it may seem that those times run pretty close together). But can't you just say something nice!
There was a time I bought somestuffs home from the market and my ex said "these things are too expensive now,I would have gotten it at a cheaper price" (dafuq? Can't she just say that nicely? Or even say "thanks" )
Psychologists call it "positive reinforcement." Men call it "giving us a break."

6. There's no future in the past: We've all made mistakes. The thing is to learn from them, not live in them. if your man made a mistake, and you've agreed to forgive him for it, then do that. Don't bring it up and keep beating him over the head with it. If you keep bringing up the past, then be prepared to talk about your man in the past tense, as in "ex."

Of course, this isn't a complete list. This is just a payback thread!

NAIJA WOMEN ARE WORST THAN ANIMALS INFACT THERE ARE MONSTER


I DON'T DATE THOSE WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHITTE FORGIEN GIRLS ARE THE BEST

littlemistress:
Most ladies at one point or the other exhibit one or more of these characters.. would u keep dumping & changing 'em?

On the issue of listening to friends, i choose to believe a girl who lets her friends take decisions for her is immature intellectually.

Boring?! Dang! some guys are boring too.. some ain't even adventurous! spare the ladies please!

If ur bae asks whr u are., is it wrong? bt it shouldn't really be the first question unless you've given her reasons to doubt ur whereabouts.


If a lady asks u for money all the time, guess she knows you've got it.. dependency is nt good in every sense of it. work for ur money, spend it & feel good


Well, I've got some female friends that's got bad mouth!! it's nt cool. saying 'thank you' goes a long way.
dear men, learn to appreciate ur ladies too. *thenkz*


Some just don't forgive & forget. I as a lady can forgive u for hurting me bt if it's abt cheating?! I'll never get it off my mind. guess it applies to some ladies too.

Coming from a lady, I am impressed.

If most of our ladies could approach issues this way; accept and speak the truth, the world would be a better place for us guys.

BTW, babe u fine no be small.

ireneony:
after all these, what do guys have to offer

Money,sex,gifts, shawama, suya, loading.....

IamLEGEND1:
abeg tell dem...

na so some of dem too dey act like zombie.

if their friends start to dey bad-mouth u, ur own don finish be dat. coz slowly but surely, she go start to dey nod along and even join dem to insult u (behind closed doors)

And that her friend wey dey backbite the guy love the guy too.She go dey discourage her because no be she he toast.

ModiKen:


Coming from a lady, I am impressed.

If most of our ladies could approach issues this way; accept and speak the truth, the world would be a better place for us guys.

BTW, babe u fine no be small.

thenk yew

Toks2008:
I am tired of ladies and i don't even have the strength to woo anymore. I am looking forward to have a woman woo me and virtually take charge of me because as for women matter, i don tire. No be only ladies dey tire for men,me sef tire for women.

THOSE ANIMALS LIKE TO CHOP GRASS (MONEY)

UNLESS THEM SEE SAY YOU GET GRASS, DEM GO FOLLOW YOU

vizkiz:

1. Women listen to their friends too much: We understand the need for female friendship. But when you start letting your single girlfriends (who constantly run guys off or haven't dated since the time of John the baptise) get into the business of your relationship, that's asking for trouble.

2. Too boring: come on! You have to work better on your communication skills! everytime we chat on phone 50% of your replies are "one word replies" (kk,k,aiit,nop,hmmmn) what the ff?
Even when we are together, 70% of your time is spent on korean movies. (Still waiting to kill the morafuker that invented those movies!)

3. Is this a relationship or a prison sentence?: We expect parolees to give an account of where they've been almost all the time, and who they've been with. Parole officers check to see if the parolees actually report to work. Most of the girls we have around nowadays are just like parole officers!

She calls you and the first qustion is "where are you?" (Give me a break!)

4. Being too dependent is not a good thing: We want a grown woman who can handle her business, but still let us know that there's a place in her life for us that only we can fill. You're not a child, and we don't expect to treat you like one or take care of you like one. If you come to a guy for every single thing! Money for Your hair, your phone, airtime, new cloths, butt pad etc...baby is this a relationship or a job oppurtunity?
well, one day he make make up his mind and be "unavailable"

5. Don't you ever have anything nice to say?: Yeah, we mess up from time to time (and it may seem that those times run pretty close together). But can't you just say something nice!
There was a time I bought somestuffs home from the market and my ex said "these things are too expensive now,I would have gotten it at a cheaper price" (dafuq? Can't she just say that nicely? Or even say "thanks" )
Psychologists call it "positive reinforcement." Men call it "giving us a break."

6. There's no future in the past: We've all made mistakes. The thing is to learn from them, not live in them. if your man made a mistake, and you've agreed to forgive him for it, then do that. Don't bring it up and keep beating him over the head with it. If you keep bringing up the past, then be prepared to talk about your man in the past tense, as in "ex."

Of course, this isn't a complete list. This is just a payback thread!

Some girls have all the traits combined! superladies

Tallesty1:
Don't talk about the future until it is time to talk about the future.

Eh wrong! Both of you should know exactly what you are in for, is it for the moment or do you see each other long term? Whatever you are looking for should be stated even before you enter into a relationship to avoid confusion.

I'm a victim of number 1... . woman inhumanity to woman...

ireneony:
after all these, what do guys have to offer

all they have to offer is to dump u 4 anoda chick

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Some just don't forgive & forget. I as a lady can forgive u for hurting me bt if it's abt cheating?! I'll never get it off my mind. guess it applies to some ladies too.

[/quote]Do you keep one bf or sugardaddy?