₦airaland Forum

Some of Una go just wake up for early morning,swallow fufu,then come nairaland come vomit the fufu say Na post Una dey post,Wetin you know about IMF you this poster?

All these na for show,when real battle begin Na there we go know who dey battle tested,china will never ever rule the world like America,Russia don try sotey dem don tire,no other nation can be trusted like the Americans,most other nations like China and Russia seeking world domination can't be trusted.

Small children full these forum sha,arguing about phone specs that other smart people made,why can't you all shouting processors and specs go ahead and produce one,pathetic stupid Nigerian youths,you wanna use phone as remote bla bla bla,you wanna start and end the world with phone processors,kirin shit,snapdragon bull,ewedu bomb,you people are so irritating and stupid,people dey use phone make money but Una dey here dey curse people when buy phone when Dem fit afford,Na dis mentality make nigeria dey the shithole when Dem dey now,una feel say once Una use iPhone or Samsung covid-19 go just run from Una shebi,nothing disgust me more than these phone forum in these nairaland.

Samuel ladoke akintola,the man that tamed obafemi awolowo,this man died like a true soldier,he refused to give himself up when the coup plotters came to arrested him,he went out in a gun fight,he took out multiple soldiers before he was killed,he fought to the very end,I Stan this man SAMUEL LADOKE AKINTOLA,he is a true Yoruba warrior,egbon to the core.

mrjaydee:
So people have been having threesomes on twitter.. what have I been doing with my life

Hahahahahaha.

GOD be praised,hallelujah......Amen.

By now the clowns in W.H.O and all other health experts should know that this virus is man made,the virus has gone into stage two and three and four,corona shit is a laboratory experiment gone bad,the world is totally clueless on what they are doing,soon the virus will stop killing people and just be residing within people.

Your dog has crossed a line of no return,one day the dog is going to bite you or someone from your family,sell the dog now or put it down now.

Nor be Nigerian uniformed personnels,Na so Dem be,Na so Dem also dey do for osubi,delta state,Na defenceless civilians dem get power reach o.

Can't you clowns market your products without being stupid,anytime I open a thread on phones,all I read is bullsh*t from you cliwns who call yourself marketers,you all need to grow up and use to brains to process your life before you talk about phone processors.
Note: All phones are a rip off,so why spend 200 k or 300 k plus on a phone that you are going to get bored of in one year time,una too mumu for Nigeria.

No work no bills,u a think say lockdown na beans and bread,nor be small warning bedc staffs receive for my area on Tuesday for Uvwie,delta state,Na out teeth we go take pay bills.

Sctests:
Abokki close your rotten mouth.
The state of new york is not one paying new yorker relief funds but the American FG even with their strong true federalism with state independence.
The province of Nova scotia is not the one paying Canadians $2000 but the Government of Canada.

Abooki buharideen, whether you like it or not, buhari carries all the blames he is the president and will continued to be called to order to meet his responsibility. If he is tired of critics, he should leave the No 1 public office and retire to daura, no one will give a damn.

Hopeless illiterate abookina like you.

Nor mind the poster o,Na work he dey find,sometimes I wonder how some people dey reason for this country o,you poster,nor be you first get government work or government assistance o,just sit down jejely for your corner o.

AmTruth:
I am Proudly South South and we are not brought up to be Haters without being objective. You can go through my profile and understand this.

Even if I am Aboki as you said I would still be proud and never be ashamed of my identity.

So purify your Sense from Hatred and be a happy person, because of a Truth Hating is of the devil and Haters are never happy people.

God bless Nigeria!!!

Who make you south-south,well I am still not surprised Sha,because some of Una for home here worst pass mumu,I am south-south core,strong deltan and I know that I am being cheated by this country Nigeria,but if you claim to be from south-south and you don't know about the mis-normers in these false entity named Nigeria,then you are lost,go and be affiliated with your masters from the other regions.

Of course everybody knows that only Lagos,f.c.t and Ogun was announced by Mr president,but the n.c.d.c, ministry of health and the fed government also encouraged other states to follow suit.

All of Una when dey say the virus just begin for Africa so,and they wish evil for Africa so,Na Una and Una households go carry the virus,mumu people like una,so because virus kill thousands for u.s.a so it must kill in multiple thousands in Nigeria and Africa also,people that have knowledge is trying to give you people hope by saying extreme heat destroys the virus but you preachers of doom are rejecting it and wishing doom on yourself and your families,Africa will never ever witness the scale of deaths in the magnitude of the u.s.a or Europe or asia,we will conquer this shit virus whether Una like am or not.

AIT1:
I'm starting to have a rethink as regards this Covid19 cases in Nigeria. It is either the government is over- reporting or under-reporting this cases. I'm not convinced they are sincere with the figures, I might be wrong though.

But this is my take:

The Corona Virus in Nigeria is not as Lethal as we were made to believe. The late Abba Kyari came back to Nigeria March 14 and was diagnosed of the disease March 24, he attended several conferences, APC meetings and also led a delegation to the Kogi state Governor to greet him for the demise of his Mother amongst other things he did Within the 10 days.

Now, no single person was infected by the Late COS from the records, and the only record we have of someone infecting another person is Atiku son that infected the Bauchi Governor.

Hence, I believe all this hullabaloo about the spread of the disease here is weak. We've been on lockdown for about 25 days and we have barely tested 10,000 persons. It's obvious the government is not ready to do mass testing and the cases reported kept rising, so of what use is the Lockdown? What's the objectives of the Total Lockdown?

The government just need to devise any other mechanism for curbing this disease; a total lockdown cannot be sustained.

We were told the virus symptoms and it's complications will start showing after 14 days, since we've been at home how many people has fallen ill suddenly or died unexpectedly in each of our areas across the country. All of us sha can never be asymptomatic.

If they want to share the money, they should go and share it, they should leave us to go and continue our hustle. We are not able to sleep at night, vigilante up and down.

My Verdict: The lockdown should be partial, people can move around with facemask and any other thing to protect themselves. Schools, mosques, churches can still hold on. People are broke and hunger is real!

Lagos state is diagnosing people with malaria ++ and typhoid as coronavirus patients,I really sorry for these country,we want to use by force increase our cases,a full two months lockdown will end Nigeria,Na mass sack dey loom for the country so,these Nigerian government don't have any plans of theirs at all,all they know is to preach lockdown because some parts of Europe,asia and Americas dey shout lockdown.

This ebonyi governor stupid sha,making stupid threats that will backfire if those journalist end up attacked,missing or dead.

Forget all these nonsense prophets of doom from the u.n or whatever stupid world organization,Nigeria Ain't gonna suffer food shortages,Nigeria is re-opening her economy soon,Las Las Na face mask and hand gloves go end d matter,make Africans shine their eyes o,these whites still see us as hopeless and helpless and they will always refuse to see anything good in us,by the end of these pandemic they (whites) will be surprised because we are going to come out of it with less deaths than they are stupidly predicting.

Na so so discharge Una dey discharge these days o,hope say nor be malaria + typhoid fever Una testing machine dey misread to be covid-19 o,because nothing hard Una do for this naija o.

The military said "body language",hahahaha,these guys are jokers.

Na so so final onslaught them dey do,until Nigerians wish the army well,the army can never succeed in any of their military interventions,an army that takes delight in torturing and murdering unharmed citizens,yeye dey smell,I gat zero empathy for the Nigerian army as long as their orientation of molesting and murdering of their citizen continue,and my prayer for all uniformed personnel that have tortured or murdered innocent citizens is that they will never ever experience joy and peace in their households,vagabonds in uniform,ordinary lockdown they will tell people to swim in gutter waters,animals in uniform,paid zombies.

sarrki:
Who is your friend now ?

Who are you a friend to?

Who can you call your friend?

Who can call you a friend

Start building bridges

Start making reasonable friends

Stop hatred

Move beyond racial, ethnic and religious chains

Break the barrier and enjoy life while it last

Questions you should ask yourself is,why is there ethnic and religious hatred in Nigeria? What stoked it? How can it be diffused?,as good as your advise up there is,it Ain't going to help Nigeria as a whole,ut can only help the individual,for once think about the collective rather than the singular,greed,paddy paddy,nepotism,tribal and religious bigotry is what made us a crippled nation today,shelve such thoughts and think how to amend the errors of the past,Nigerians ain't one in heart except when it comes to sport,have you asked yourself why? Ask yourself,let us all ask ourselves why,we can only stay as one and grow as one if we see ourselves as equals first before anything.we need a round table discussion,it is time to discuss the union called NIGERIA,paddy paddy will only lead to destruction.

It will only last longer in Lagos state,fct and those states with high infected cases,other states will lock their borders and re-open within,other states can't continue being on internal lockdown because of Lagos and fct, after all Na only their two and kano una f.g dey give funds to.

asobo:
The say who plays the piper dictates the tune. Sane Nigerians aren't surprised but one thing is certain that WIKE has the support of his people to a large extent.


Some of Gov. Nyesom Wike's Comments during His COVID-19 Press Briefing today.

- I have come and will go one day but while I remain, I will ensure the lives of the People of Rivers State is Protected. I am a "Boy" to the people of Rivers State and not anyone outside the State.

-You can fly, I can not stop you from doing so but when you land, do not enter my territory. The roads were constructed by Rivers State Government.

-You don't talk law on Pages of Newspaper, you talk law in the Court and we're prepared. A Certain minister sat somewhere issuing order to me, let him come and release the people in our custody that violated the law.

- I am not one of those Governors who fly to Abuja every now and then to look for favours. COVID-19 has come, let everyone stay in his state and spend money.

-Any Company operating in Rivers State that does not assist the State in the fight against COVID-19 will hear from Rivers State. I don't go to them to beg for anything, I have not collected anything from them and so, I can stand firm and make a decision.

- We are not those State where a Governor receives 28million naira and snap pictures with it. In Rivers State, we don't collect Widow's Mite. You make money here, it is our entitlement. Look for the COVID-19 task force account and make your donations there. There are poor people who still have Pride and Integrity.

- I won you in 2015, I won in 2019, how many times do you want me to win you?

- The only opposition party in Rivers State is SDP who won a seat in the House of Assembly. How can someone from a party who cannot produce a single Candidate just within the party to stand for an election come out to talk about how to run a State? Go and put your house in order.

- (to press men) Most of you don't like us, you eat our food but we know the interest you represent. Write your reports well, if you don't write well, Corona Virus will catch you.

Wike na don I swear,Na governor of all governors.

Jokes apart,this family is weird.

;DBut this our president Na gangster president sha ,I dey notice say him nor dey ever wear face mask when meeting with others,I don dey fear the man now.

After reading it now yourself please tell us what she meant to say.make oversabi nor kill Una o,the woman said from what she saw in ecuador,Africa would be worse,so how was she misquoted,they (Europe and Americans) always have this foolish mindsets that Africa will suffer anytime shits like these occur,but they have always had to swallow their doomsday predictions and that will also be the case in this covid-19,Africa will never ever report the type of death that Europe and America is recording now,with all their knowledge and expertise they have failed woefully in the fight against these disease so they should humble themselves .

Hahahahahahahaha,fear catch you shebi,for this kain strong hot lockdown na Im bad guys wan thief your gen.

LearnITsmash:
Two criminals working around as men of dogs

mumu like you,Wetin you know,sufferhead idiot like you.

989900:
Battle of the con artists.

Ode like you,abeg tell us Wetin you don achieve for this life.

Shuooo,una sure say Halima dey mentally okay so,no normal human does things like this o.