₦airaland Forum

muystoy:
Chei ! see bress, if I catch u ehn

Passy089:
Nigerians no get joy....they will just
1) Go to a nearby bank

(2) Greet everyone

(3) Plug phone, power bank, rechargeable lamp.

(4) Drink water from the dispense

(5) Sit, watch Buhari on Channels TV

(6) Withdraw N1,000

(7) Thank the staff and return home

( The next day go and join the queue to pay
back the N,1000 into the account

(9) Repeat process

xxxtedyxxx:
The death rate in Nigeria has been markedly increased since President Buhari came into power.

You are at home, chilling with fried meat and a bottle of bear, doesn't mean armed robbers won't raid your residence.

In Nigeria, you can be walking along the pedestrian lane peacefully, and still get knocked down by a car.

What about stray bullets? Let's not talk about that.

What about the current recession? Hunger, Poverty?


You can even be in your house, and aeroplane will fall from the sky and land on your roof.

jimrog:
PDP had more than 40% votes in the sw in 2015 so don't be surprised if u see ppl opposing Buhari from the sw....

Ellabae:
Wow so sad. Are u a therapist pls?

Ellabae:
I went to an all girls boarding school. I was almost a victim but I think most of them needs a therapist.

PrettyCrystal:
An accident survivor, ‎Eneh Ogechi‎ is filled with appreciation to God following the recent horrible tragedy. The young lady based in Enugu state - was involved in a ghastly accident after a truck crashed into the tricycle she was in and totally crushed it. The accident occured moments after she took a selfie in the tricycle as she came out from the crash in one piece.

Below is what she shared on Facebook;

Please oooo my people help me thank God for saving me from this Terrible accident I don't know what and where I would have been by now but here I am typing with my own hands I can't thank you enough father for your mercies and love I thank you..

##Bus smashed to this extent and I survived ## Am a survival

Yes I survived...Oluwa got my back...

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/lady-survives-horrible-accident-after-truck-crushed-their-tricycle.html

Ellabae:
Na wa o. How can a woman want another woman? Wetin she wan enjoy.

kingtunde:
Shey na English we wan chop ni.

I have been on an international group chat and they have never complained of grammatical blunders before.

I don't just understand why Nigerians think this way

Enoma222:
wrong suggestion ...every country need their foreign player or u loose them to another country ....

Enoma222:
.see this your mentality is bad....if you loose today dose not mean you we loose tomorrow give the coach more time nigerians are too quick to judge and persecute......

TheSuperNerd:
You, PDPguy and Royalblak007 all tried.... lol

But eventually , complete sports didn't pick one word from all you guys spilled. They simply used "batter" or battered.

https://www.completesportsnigeria.com/france-batter-super-falcons-8-0-in-friendly/

Daejoyoung:
l agree. There was a time when we had the bulk of our players playing together at Rivers Angels and the local league and it was much better.

BascoVanVeli:
Please don't even start making up bogus excuses. How did he know to pick the one's that he picked? Are u saying the he didn't assess the team before he took the job? Lets get real. Against one of the most potent offenses in the world we played with 4 defenders and 6 attackers, that is just ridiculous and u know it. If this was Okon or Dedevbo people would be calling for heads.

BascoVanVeli:
These girls play in league all around the world. It is not the league that should sit up but the NFF and coach.

RoyalBlak007:
"Annihilated" "decimated"
[color=#F5A215] "obliterated" "extinguished"[/color]

Awoleesu:
@OP, are you a student (of UI) or a passer-by?




PS:
This your write-up na die! I salute your lexis and structure!

Nltaliban:
A terrible even happened at the University of Ibadan today as heavy rainfall destroys some building.

Those in school were in with fear as lots of objects floated on Air, Tree’s were falling And the wind was just strong.

Lots Of School Properties were damaged which include The Students union Building, Tedder hall and some building in the staff quarters.

Recall that the University of Ibadan fixed the resumption for 2017/2018 academic session for 15/042018. As things stands, the university might have to postpone the resumption something as to make the buildings inhabitable again.

COOL10:
. The Super or Not So Super Falcons just got DEMOLISHED by France

Jatinzbusinessc:


And to think that Nigeria where the favourite in this match chai. Nigeria where like 85% and france 12%

BascoVanVeli:
Most of them have been active that is not an excuse.