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Have you ever written any article in your useless life?

And after writing the article, did your useless and empty brain tell you that your effort only worth 300 naira per 1000 words article?

You are......I would have cursed you, but for fear of being banned.

TheFreeOne:
Its my fault abi? Does he even know the buck stops at his table?

This govt hasn't realize Nigerians aren't smiling.

You and practically everyone on this page didn't seem to read what fashola said.

He said the fault is his own and that of electricity workers. So, he is saying the blame should be on him.

KashyBaby:
Lol...if u can see she turned that girl's head side way but I think one way or another, that girl is safe from any accidents coz she has an airbag already..it only happens that the airbag she has was at her back instead of the front....

In fact, na dual airbag.....one at the top, the other below.

ogorwyne:
So many will want to trash this write-up. But for those who know the truth, this is right on point. Oga Lalasticlala come and read oh.

Pls help me tell that lady in ur dp that she is lovely. I mean them long jaw bones and them queenly noses aren't easy to come by........they only happen once in a blue moon!

appini:
Saraki must continue with the good job in the Senate.

Yeah. He must also continue with the good job of robbing kwara state

omenka:
All those wishing Alamieseigha dead will die before him, amen.

Are you confirming the rumour that alam is not dead after all?

ogbologbo1000:
some goats still think the man is not dead, it looks stage managed, did they stage manage ur fadas burial?
its annoying DAT people won't allow d dead man rest in peace. should they cook the corps for u to eat so u can believe he is dea

Don't abuse anybody here Mr. Where are the Lying in State pictures? Where are pictures of alam lying in the coffin?

They didn't stage manage my father's funeral because my father didn't dress like a woman to escape from prison.

How are we sure anything is in that coffin? Where are the Lying in State pictures?

The problem with the requirements is that medical students do not use CGPA. In medical school, it is either PASS or FAIL!

shaqhead:
Just when you taught uve heard it all, you keep hearing more!

I believe this is just the tip of d iceberg we will hear about these thieving politicians!

One by one, we wl witness their dance of shame!

And will anything happen after we hear? No, nothing will happen

eleojo23:
Since Baba has been so busy travelling up and down, he hasn't found time to visit his cows in Daura . So the cows have decided to take it upon themselves to pay him a visit now that he is in town before he jets out to China again.

.....if Muhammadu doesn't go to the mountain, the mountain will go to Muhammadu

umar745:
Obviously he's talking about Adamawa state.

Should a minister of the federal republic be making such thoughtless mistake?

If you write gongola state in place of Adamawa state in your primary school, will they mark you up or mark you down?

It baffles me how you APC apologists defend thoughtless and senseless things.

But why would el-rufai seek to demolish a whole community?

I've never seen a more stvpid post in my life. So, where is the update? I opened this nonsense, hoping to read highlights of their discuss only to see pictures of peeps I Dont know from Adam. So, what have you achieved with all these pictures now?

VickyRotex:
Awww. We're Suffering and Smiling.

Romans 8:18 For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us.

Apostle paul was referring to Heaven in that place.

DanceVille:
Some ladies have been warned to be careful with men especially when their proposal has been turned down as some are known to go on a vengeful mission and could be dangerous.
Some Guys can't take NO for an answer when they want a lady and when they get the NO, they become cruel beings on a revenge mission.
Sometimes, I do categorise those guys as "Immature" buh believe me, most of them are mature enough.
Here are Some Ways Guys Act When A Lady Turns Them Down..

1. Destroying Her Image In Public

He stalk her and does everything possible to spoil her image in public.
Some go on social media to write false things against the lady whom turns the them.

2. He Goes With Classic guys

Simply To Make Her Feel She's Lost A Loaded Man
He mightn't be in an excellent connection with those men that are classic, but he'll mingle with them and speak with them if they are his buddies when he sees the girl around. That is simply to make her feel he mixes with men that are classic.

3. He Acts Like She Does Not Exist

On an ordinary day, when he sees her he smiles and possibly walks towards her, but now he pretends he doesn't see her even when with his friends and they are pointing at her.

4. He Badmouth Her

To console themselves when a woman turns them down, what most guys do is bad mouth her and talk about stooping low to have asked her out in the very first place. You may hear something similar to "I blame myself to have stooped so low to have inquired such type of girl out in the first instance." This can be amusing.

5. He Gives Her Telephone Number To His buddy, Who's great at wooing women.


He gives her telephone number to his friend who's an experienced toaster, just to punish her

6. He Quits Asking Her Out

Not all men ask a woman out over and over again. When he asks her out, and she refuses, he'll stop ringing up her. But the funniest thing is the fact that his heart beats in anxiety each time his telephone rings, thinking its her.

7. Envy Overwhelms Him

When she turns him down, he behaves like "Life goes on". The funniest thing is the fact that, he gets bitter when he sees her with another guy richer and better than him, probably driving a car.

8. He Makes Buddy Along With Her Pals

I do not understand If I am the only one that's seen this. He makes friends with her close female friends when she turns him down. That is simply to make her jealous
.

9. He Hangs Around With Other Women
:
You'll see him walking with and speaking to a lovely woman whom he's no intimate relationship with when the lady he was wooing turns down his advances. You are going to watch him holding her hand; this is simply to make her feel he's got a high-class girl, better than her.

10. Discourage Other Guys From Wooing Her

Only because his advances continues to be turned down, he gives other guys reasons why they need to avoid her, telling them she is ill-mannered and she not worth the pursuit.


NB
If a lady turns you down doesn't mean you can't find a suitable Lady better than her..
Just move on with your lives and stop being immature..


List compiled by:
DanceVille

Feel free to add yours.
Comments and Bashings are highly welcome..

Why should I notice her again after she turned me down?

Why should I ask her out again after she said she is not interested?

Why shoildnt I talk to other beautiful women again because one girl said no?

What shoidl stop me from making friends with her friend if I so wish?

Most of the things you wrote are complete nonsense.

abi20:
your articles passed copyscape by 65% against 80 and flesch readability by 61%. Trust me i wont deceive u. If u see those posts on my blog. Just write me. Try moderating then we talk. I already paid the guy that wrote on teespring remaining u and simple

I'm surprised. But I will look into them and modify them and then resend. I wrote everything from my head and copied nothing....believe me.

Be that as it may, I will review them and send them again tomorrow. Is that OK by you?

abi20:
ok

It had been more than 24 hours since I sent you the 4 articles, yet there is no response from you since then. You told me you were going to check them for plagiarism, but it is surprising you haven't finished checking 4 articles for palgiarism after more than 24 hours. I really hope you're not trying to play fast one? I suggest you think twice before you do so if that is your intention.

Kyase:
By 2019 if eventually it happens may you and any other doubters never enjoy it ijn.

The way you even put the name of Jesus in this nonsense you wrote shows you are a complete dead brain. You use the name of Jesus for a political party that is known for unprecedented corruption and you think you are saying something sensible?

Kyase:
All this dead body nlc sef, wetin that one know?
Ask me wetin I know see
When the former Minister of Power, Prof. Chinedu Nebo said he will or rather Nigeria will generate 10,000 mW of electricity in march 2013, this idiotuu didn't see it not feasible then abi?
I hate nonsense

Whatever. All I can see from the post is that APC is lying about being able to generate 10k megawatt of electricity. As usual, the promise by apc is just another empty propaganda.

BossWike:
A typical zombie displaying his talent

I thought you guys call people zombies based on their views on happenings in Nigeria. I never knew you call them zombies because of party affiliation. This only shows many of you are complete **** for allowing your views to be judged by political party.

Many of you are so **** and thoughtless not to know the politicians and political parties you support or fight against today may end up forming partnership/affiliation tomorrow. Where will you be or what will you do if you see amechi and wike in the same political party in the future? The earlier you stop being a dunce the better for you.

I repeat, PDP is not Nigeria's Messiah, neither is it APC.

bashydemy:
Am gonna give up on you soon.... Did anyone ask Akpabio to declare his assets? did anyone ask Dino melaye to declare his assets? Did anyone ask Buruji Kasahamu to declare his assets? why because they are ordinary senators. But Senate President is a sensitive post and you need to declare your assets like that of Governor, Presidents etc..

You are still repeating the same junk.

What you are saying in essence is that corruption and malpractices are not counted as sins in certain offices( because such offices are not "sensitive" ), but they are counted as sins in some other offices. That is a warped understanding, I repeat.

bashydemy:
What is it you don't understand here? If you are contesting for any strong political post like that Senate President that happen to be the number 3rd citizen, you have to be clean... Saraki declare his assets in 2003 as a Governor of Kwara state and also have to declare his assets in 2015 as the Senate president. But the 2015 declaration contradict that of 2003. Examples are


In 2003 Saraki declare that he has 3 houses which dated back to be 2003 backward...

and in 2015 he declare about 10 houses again to be owned before 2003... Just an example though.

So, if you are contesting for lower offices, like that of an ordinary senator, you Dont have to be clean?

Sorry to say, but your understanding is warped!

I watched the video and I didn't see anything dull in his comment. He acknowledged that some people voted heavily for him, while some other ones didn't. he then said he will be contradicting himself (I belong to everyone and belong to no one) if he decides to favour one group of people above others.

So op, what is out of place in that speech?

I Dont like buhari (especially after the agatu massacre and the kidnapping at Enugu) but I think those playing opposition should play it sensibly and not just be blind to reason while opposing the government.

BossWike:
Fellow Nigerians, at this point I have to conclude that Buhari is a monumental failure

Buhari may be a monumental and millennial failure, but PDP is not the solution.

Nigerians will always make a joke out of everything, won't we? No wonder politicians can continue to misbehave as they like; they know we will only joke about their evil deeds and move on again.

Please I need someone to enlighten me on this:

Who has the main responsibility over a ministry? Is it the Minister or the Minister of States?

[quote author=akinsbaba2015 post=44468238][/quote]Lolz

You APC goats are amazing in your stvpidity. Only a dead brain like you can make such comment. By the way, how much did you buy fuel today? When did you have light last in your house? Hope your family members are among those murdered in agatu and lagos by hausa/Fulani? Hope you are enjoying your desired chain already?

akinsbaba2015:
It's amazing that PDP with their affiliate newspapers like Vanguard, Tribune, The Union & Authority have not deemed it fit to expose Amaechi like you would want us to believe that he is corrupt. He who alleges must prove, where is the money trail? Even Wike knows he has nothing concrete to show. Let's even leave Amaechi, what of his commissioners and other political appointees? Are those ones also too strong for Wike & the entire PDP establishment to expose if they were corrupt?

So, amechi is not corrupt? How come the monorail is yet to be completed despite the huge money he spent on it?

I hope you are also warming up to defend oshomole too by the time he leaves office.

bashydemy:
Say only what you know, PMB does not know anything about his case but Saraki is his own problem.. When you are running for a strong political office you have to declare your assets which Saraki did in 2003 and he was the Governor of Kwara State till 2011. Fast forward to 2015 where he contest for Senate President and won, He need to declare his assets again and that's where the wahala start.... This is how it begins.. Let assume he declare that he has 2 house, 4 cars and 20million in 2003 and in 2015 he decalred more than 20 houses, about 40cars and over 100billion naira and they ask how he got those house and he said he already have them before he became Governor and those properties was not in his previous declaration won't he be tried? That's the case of Saraki.. You think Tinubu that did not want to contest for any political post again is a fool? no baba is wise and know the consequence..

So,it is only saraki that is guilty, abi? What of tambuwal, kwankwaso and all the APC governors who contested for national assembly? Do you want to tell me they are all sincere with asset declaration? So, are you now saying saraki is the only person among all 300 assembly members that is not sincere with asset declaration? How come he is the onky one now being held? Kindly tell me another lie.

nobeku:
Here we go again.. Another down trodden has spoken..Why is nairaland infested with classless pontifers?

You are nothing other than an 1mbecile. Is the trial not political? I'm certain you are the only blind soul that is not aware of the fact that saraki's trial is political.

Your life would have been better if you are just a down trodden. In your case, you are already buried alive; this is why you comment like a brainless f00l.

nobeku:
YOU LIE!!!!Saraki's trial did NOT start from a report by Sahara Reporters..Dont come here and bamboozle us with fringe info.. I will assume you are educated enough to know the proper route to follow if you want to bring Amaechi to face justice..Do you really think the PDP would leave Ameachi if they had anything with jurisprudent evidence on him.. Think again..

So, buhari is not aware of amechi's thievery?

Well, the info in the link below should help deal with ur ignorance.

https://disqus.com/home/discussion/elombahcom/us_bancorp_bank_writes_buhari_plans_to_return_amaechis_loot/

www.news247.com.ng/news/usbased-bancorp-bank-writes-buhari-plans-to-return-amaechis-loot.