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Dressed like she wants to go and buy recharge card next door!

grooga:
Jumia is becoming increasingly greedy as they gain more popularity. I have been buying shoes from them for sometime now, after i found same product I bought from Amazon cheaper on their site. I somehow found out the owner of the item i have patronized more after She sneaked her card into one of my orders. She has opened her own website now and i communicate with her often. She informed me that the people are Jumia are quite insensitive to their vendors and charge between 15-30% commission on sales, while these Global sellers are charged less than 10%...She also confided in me that some how without knowing it, Jumia is helping launder dirty money into Nigeria, because items are being sold sometimes without reasonable profit by the global vendors. I have long ago stopped patronizing Jumia after these revelations.

You are very correct. Its just sad. No govt regulation, hence the impunity!

Ace Mc/Comedian Akpororo has a acquired a luxury duplex for himself.

Ay Comedian shared the good news on his Instagram handle today.

All of you shouting DSTV must go, be ready to 50k subscription if TSTV goes the way of HITV O

The reason the women always look like their mum is the part i still haven't been able to fathom.

Evablizin:
lols no be me oooo nah Evaberry

See as them carry you put for matter wey no be your own...

[quote author=ericsmith post=60377988][/quote]This one that cannot even quote....

WASTE OF MB!

ericsmith:
gurls are nuttin but holes !! why waste our time on some stupid romantic date wen all gurls av in there head is how to collect money nd all guys wana do is fvuck d hole ... straight to bed jare ...lets stop decieving ourselves !!
we are men ,,we wonnt hate,, all there games we know,,we know they are hungry,,they want to be pampered even wen dey are full of shit ,,olosho forming queen ... weldone ma's

When last was your brain checked? I think its long overdue for servicing!

busco59:
I think this post Just made my day, make God bless the OP. Really educative, homourous and fact filled, this is the kind of post I do love to read and see in NL front burner. The truth is that naija no dey ever value her own, Even if I get money pass dangote I go get many local breeds for ma house starting from guava, to pawpaw, to watermelon, to citrus plants, to fowl, to turkey, to goat, to pigs down to our local ekuke. Cause the are really tasty and nutritious and are usually more resistance to diseases and have less chemical contents in them, thereby reducing the risk of cancer and it irks.
It high time we Africans started loving ourselves and our products, currently the Asians are known to last longer than the average man because the consume many natural food be it fruits or meat. The take enough natural supplements which boost body immunity such like supplements gotten from ginger, garlic etc. The prefer fresh food to processed food, the only go for the latter if that's the only choice, but down here we want b like oyinbo, forgetting say oyinbo dey eat process food because there whether no favor all year freshness for food. That why you hear of an Indian man giving birth to children at 90+, Japanese woman dies at 122 and so many other stories like that, but here in naija at 80 most men and women aren't active anymore both physically and sexually, because Chemical Don chop there body finish. My grand mum died at 79, but even at that age she still goes to farm, take care of her aged sick husband who died at over 100 and also engaged herself with other house chores and community activities. But today I dey notice say at 50-60 years some people don weak, the are already claiming papa and mama, why because of to much chemical in there body system.
Africa is too blessed by God, until we begin to realize that, we will keep being under the curse of low self esteem. Imagine the moringa plant which scientist made many findings about and even encouraged us to take as regular as possible, how many dey take am. But if to say na outside Dem dey follow dey ship am, and we dey buy am with dollars na so people for the rush am. Let start loving and promoting ourselves, because only then will dey rest of the world value and appreciate us.
#Blak is the new trend#

If to say your grand mum be die at 120 na, i for believe your wash, as e no happen, abeg clear make i see front...

egbaguy2:
Abeg if gsd mate ekuke.....wetin the puppy go be?

DSG!

Ekuke no dey miss road, even after going on a long tour, always finds its way back home.

The same place i served in 2006? I could hardly stay there because it was dead boring. Had to go to New Haven/Independence Layout Enugu every now and then just to catch fun...wow!

HardMirror:
chai! 800k don enter ur eyes

Na yahoo yahoo na. You suppose sabi these boys na. No be only Agro trading, na agro yahoo

PrecisionFx:
pls explain how u will fund 2 cheap meals a day, monthly transport n monthly house rent for 2 of u with the 35k. let's leave other expenses for now.

Pls don't tell me u trek 30km every day ooo and that ur wife treks 39km every day too.

They don't do Iya Basira. They buy what they need in bulk to last the whole month.

PrecisionFx:
He never told u he lives in a village, he said he lives in a place where 1 bedroom flat averages 100k per month, does that sound like a village to u


Do u have a village? I don't think u have priced land in a village before oo

The flat he stays cost 55k a year, Do the maths and lets see how much it comes to monthly. Make una dey try read na. You just want to argue because you simply can't comprehend how someone will survive with 35k because you obviously cant in Lagos, PH or Abuja.

PrecisionFx:
Lmao, he lives in a village n works with kaduna state government, A village where 1 bedroom flat goes for average of 100k per year as he specified

Nne Dress abeg.

Even in a village, U can't survive on 35k monthly except I don't pay any rent, u don't pay for water, u don't buy pure water, u don't pay electricity bill n the village u live in plants heavily n u get all ur foods from there n oh I forgot, he would trek to office n his wife will trek to skol everyday....

Tell us which village you have stayed before and couldn't survive. I am interested in your story

donpata:
Let me help ur unbelieve. When I am low financially, I stay in my rented apartment close to my workplace. My work place is 30km from Kaduna town. Do u know how much I pay in that outskirt apartment? N500 per month. Lol. Others pay N400 sef but mine is standard room. I feel The room is larger than the one u live in now sef. I have the external bathroom to myself cos the landlord and his wife have everything insuite their flat. Need I go further? I dont think so

Thanks jare.

People just stay in big cities and assume nonsense without having a first hand idea of how life is in "village-like" cities.

PrecisionFx:
Did he also use 35k per month to buy 2 plots of land?

U guys should stop being stupid in broad daylight.

You actually think he came to VGC to buy a land right?

PrecisionFx:
pls explain how he will fund 2 cheap meals a day, monthly transport n monthly house rent for 2 of them with 35k.

He does not live in Lagos, PH or Abuja.

Hope you can figure it out now?

PrecisionFx:
that does not have any connection with planning, it's just a baseless trashy story.

He might be earning 35k as salary, but salary is not same as income. From all that he listed, it's obvious 35k can't do all those shit. Even ordinary N200 morning/N200 night food (assuming they feed twice a day) is already 400 +400 = 800.
800 × 30 days = 24,000.

rent and electricity = 6000 + 3000 = 9000.

35k has already finished.

So who will pay for every other monthly expenses.



Trashy article.

Trashy analysis by you!

Cost of living is not the same nationwide!

Someone who earns 35k in a village is almost same with someone who earns 100k in the city. Get your facts.

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mercytripletz:
What a boring joke.

Its actually an explanation , not a joke!

RIPEnglish:
easy sha, very soon they will came back to said the have breaked up.

Breaked up? Pls lets try to spoke good English.

It will make sense if the mods can move this to front page. Lalasticlala, help the voiceless pls!

cc lalasticlala,mynd44

More details emerging on this news soon. Watch this space!

Reports reaching us have it that Local Vendors of Jumia are currently staging a social media war with the management of Jumia to protest what they call introduction of harsh policies.

According to one of the merchants who pleaded anonymity, Jumia’s management introduce an international rivalry known as Jumia Global whop sell fake items directly from China into Nigeria hereby making Local Vendors lose visibility with a resultant effect of poor sales.

He also complained that one of the policies is the reason they now pay heavily for packaging materials which was offered to vendors at little or no cost. In addition to this, vendors also now jointly pay shipping fees with customers.

Another Vendor who chose to be identified as Ade Smart said “Jumia is killing our business, how can we be made to compete with Chinese merchants, it is not done anywhere. They have this lee-way because our government does not regulate trade properly”

The angry vendors took the fight to twitter and created an harsh-tag #NoLocalVendorsNoJumia #notoharshpolicies

We hope this is resolved before it gets out of hand.

MoyoGENERAL:
No not that!
May be I'll check out the video highlights again.

Modified

#Twas Efezino vs Daniel#
Efezino was picked by Waje, Daniel was saved by Pato!

Oh, Ok!

MoyoGENERAL:
To be honest, Yemi shouldnt be a coach! Her judgemental skill is poor! Wolei and Yimika are my two best performers so far. Wolei's falsetto is wow, he and majeeka did the toh-bad song better than niyiola sef! Yimika's range also was wow!..thank God they both got saved!..btw,who did the judge save between the two guys that sang 'Awe' by asa?

You mean the battle between Yimika and Bunmi - Eye Adaba by Asa?

Bunmi was picked by Yemi, while Timi and Pato stole Yimika

Yimika eventually chose Pato.

sgtponzihater1:
Wolei won dat battle hands down. It's not easy for a male to stand with a female range for range, but as usual Yemi Alade showed her bais again. I would have stopped watching the show if he wasn't saved.

Yemi really pissed me off that day!

Just saw this on twitter...Do you agree?

Pato is the clown.
Timi the stuffy preacher.
Waje, the Over Sabi.
And Yemi, the dumb blonde

homesteady:
I just dey pity her. The girls in her team are not as good as the girls in Timi and Waje team, the boys she had were the only potent weapons she had, and she is letting them go over some useless sentiment.

She is just throwing away potential strongholds!

The battle i have enjoyed the most still remains Majeeka Vs Wolei - Toh Bad by Sheyi Shay

I have watched it like a billion times, especially that falsetto part done by Wolei, electrifying!