Nnemuka:

Mumu. I pray u remain dependant in life. Listen to the nonsense u wrote

you are useless, to mention me cos I didn't mention your dependent family. I pray You remain worthless in life. Anu mpam. Fool. !

That's what happens to most independent ladies. They have all the money that a man can't control them so, they resort to having a baby out of wedlock

Ok

correctBlogger:



Lol.... why you get bad mind like this? why

hahaha but na true I talk na

The phone go just dey reboot anyhow

Ok

How much?

Jeezuzpick:


No one does that.

I have heard of a story or 2

Jeezuzpick:
8. Not knowing somebody who is "somebody" in the Company.

This is by far the worst offence of all, as far as Naija is concerned.

Having ensured that you have avoided no 1-7 above, not knowing somebody means you are most likely wasting the interview panel's time, and, more importantly, your own time.

where you go fall your hand na when you tell the interviewer say you know "somebody" in the company. Be discreet about your connection in the company

If you can love God and still Sin, Yes! Anybody can love you and still cheat on you. Shikena!

Yansh be like Box of clothes

Deltatoto:
this girl towtow go dey smell

ahn ahn. Choi! Lool

Obinna252:
pretty lady can you dm me your number? I have an issue to discuss with you

Let me give you my pastors number . He helps people solve their issues.

I think Wizkid has a thing for older women

Gbemishile1:

u want to use knife to stab my dreams ehn?
Which school are u in?
Am sending my application letter asap

Lool.

There is a difference between like and Love

kallmemrB:
Rihanna: Ogbeni work work work work work then ogbeni chop chop chop chop chop


if that aint the lyrics then go and report me to buba

lmao

malware:



Simply put, it is a jungle

yeah men! It's not old people's home. ( Abuja)

Justinpm:


Same thing she said Na ... Lagos is for craze people... Not for ajebors, but criminals...who's talking about survival? We talking living the good and sweet life

well n enjoy your retirement in old people's home( Abuja)

Respect55:

Your use of the apostrophe is embarrassing

auto-correct is embarrassing

Navalsadiq:
people that have made international recognition and made the country proud are not from Lagos

Fallacy argumentum ad lapidem . You are very wrong my dear

Dear Abuja Babes,
Lagos is not for Lazy Ajebo's . All I know is if you can survive the hustle and bustle of Lagos, you can survive anywhere. Lagos is fun, Lagos is Life, you have to be smart to survive lagos . Finally, lagos is not for everybody. It's the survival of the fittest outchea.

Why dem no give am fork and knife make him take eat the corn? Shior,

Gbemishile1:

comeon help a brother out na
u dont want my dreams to come true?

this one na nightmare o.

Lmao. Joker! Na bank you go work last last. Your plan no go work

Gbemishile1:

naaaa.
Not for me
lecturing job is bae
free girls to pick from
i go just dey faithful to one till she finish,then start another fresh one
who knows,u culd be the lucky one
where u dey school?
Am coming to apply there

Gbemishile1:
if i become lecturer,me sef go do coded runs o,but na only one girl i go just pick from first year,and we go maintain am till she finish
then pick another first year,dey faithfull till she reach final year
like that like that
lecturing job na bae
handout money and free flgirls to kpensh

na Bank job you go get

No 2 and 12 Mr E. Kunu. I respect that man till tomorrow

Clearly Re- touched pictures.

Wow!

Ok. Next!

Lil Kesh. He suppose be security officer for 1st bank