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post=66463125:
E.wedu brain, the road is a federal road, it connect to many states both east and west all tribes use the bridge, how do you expect eastern governor to construct second Niger bridge are you OK? There are many bridges within Anambra constructed by the state government, Obiano within three years flagged off 12 bridges completed 5 others are still going on.

This is one of the bridges he constructed.

ogbolor brain. Keep waiting for Federal govt. Anu nmpa !don't help yourselves out . Federal govt. Send una?

The day wen dem go put fire for this bridge then it is over for my Eastern brothers. So, no governor or igbo man can construct another bridge. If na to build monuments or spend money on frivolous things dem carry number one . Shior!

cyrilamx:
Why the prejudice against Benin ladies? Just for the act of one whom we not even sure actually did it, you already judging an entire tribe...Binis are friendly, hospitable and never troublesome

Sorry Sir

Jackyboy:
IF NA THAT YEAR FOR IFE......PERSON GO DON DIE BY NOW.

NEVA WITNESS ANY PROTEST FOR IFE WEY PERSON NO DIE AND SCH GO STRIKE....

GREATEST GBA GBA....

GBA GBA!

The fear of Benin gehs is the Beginning of... how will. U be fighting with your elders mbok!

Nigerian Kim Kay. Drama King

permsec:
Bisi Alli-GAY-tor.

Straight guys forming gays everywhere.

Just like our beloved risky fellow that started stuttering in the bank after being challenged by a fearless lady.

Unam ikots!!

Make me president, i will feed every homosexual to the wild animals.

Where kpekus sweet reach? The second sweetest thing after kpekus is cottonboard in the Ear.

Burst my head

Striking resemblance just a different shape of nose

NwaAmaikpe:



He looks very unkempt,
She looks too old for him.

Is it just me or is my eye paining me?

is not ur eye o. I think she is older too but that's not a problem I guess

Well, she don see wetin she dey find. Dem don notice her finally ,she go soon collect.

The option no complete na OP. You didn't include E) All of the Above

EmmyDJourno:
That guy for kukuu just avoid that picture

He looked like her houseboy and she felt awkward with him in the picture

as service boy na e gats dey the picture

fiizznation:
So you have a BF and you still wanted to have a date with another man you probably have never met? Simply because he must have told you he is rich or one of those lies young men tell ladies. Young Nigerian ladies, please where is your worth?

You love material things tooooo much

Promiscuity is your 2nd sobriquet

You love everything for free

You are always ready to cheat

Your dictionary has nothing like love in it again

Most of you are lazy bums.

My Nigerian young ladies, you are not in this world to get handouts from your male counterparts, there is also greatness built in you, explore/wake that greatness in you. Don't always allow material things redefine and define you.

Wake up Nigerian ladies because you will be mothers, mothers of our nation.

Fallacy of Generalisation

E be like this "weekend" wan enter weekday. Let him go check records. Wizkid is the only Starboy we know.

LotannaAnaekwe:
I always tell my cousin sisters who are over 26years.Dont date a man for more than a year. Don't date or wait long for a man if he is, not financially ready.A poor man can be rich tomorrow and a rich man can be poor tomorrow, but then a rich man can become richer while there are people that are marked with poverty for life! Don't waste your time on men who don't have the means to take care of some major responsibility. Stop wasting your time thinking staying with someone who is not financially and emotionally ready to marry you will make him give you his, respect.

When you're faced with two good men who are ready to wife you, go for the one who is equipped already. Because every seconds that counts, your biological clock ticks. A man even in his 100 years can still pregnant a woman. Why not get married and start bearing kids like your mothers did! Be wise

Last Christmas, I happen to have a chat with one of my distant sister. I jokingly asked when I will drink her palmwine.Been in a 3+ relationship with a 34 years guy who is not yet ready. There is another guy who is equally good, ready but. ..she no like am reach the boyfriend. Her excuse! "But you like am small abi? "At 29 years, after affirming she had already aborted for her man, I lamblasted her to common sense. Her marriage is May 13.

It's, only when that broke guy is financially stable will you know his true character.Poverty humbles a lot of people. Above all don't be a leech. Get yourself some dignity!

Wise words!

I'm in tears

UNIBEN ! always trending for the wrong reasons .

boolet:
Tboss... Pls what does she do for a living? I know she contested the reality show last year, but now what? Is she a singer, dancer, MC, model, hoelowshow, or what. I'm just curious...

she is the latter

Partner in crime wey no fit marry you Shey that wan na Partner in crime? *shior!

Pretty hurts *in Beyonce's voice

Demzlent:
Yes I informed her,my parents are even aware. They are giving their moral and even material support for my ministry, the building we want to use is even given to me by my dad
One thing I noticed about my wife is that she loves our present Church so much

you can't just wake up oneday and decide to open church. Did you talk to your pastor? Who is your mentor ? If truly God called you as you have claimed. Your 1st move should be with your pastor before going to set yours . You think being a pastor is a title? Well, sometimes it's not. You have to be prepared for the worst in the ministry. #my2cents

At the 3rd pics tho. I think say Muslim women no dey shake man hand

soberdrunk:
I don't know why people allow insults bother them, the following are the few things that bother me in no particular order----

1) Insufficient funds/ 'Temporarily unable to dispense"

2) "Our beer is not very cold"

3) "We need to run further tests"

4) "We don't have egusi soup

Lmao

swagguElite:
Black mamba! ...
Of all snakes I love this kind! .... Fast & Fearless!

this not the kind of snake dat will bite n watch yu run ....this one go knack you one shot! .... Second one! ....."ar yu still here!?" .... Third ...Fourth one!

man: ahn hn ...four times! .... Abi oloriburuku leleyi ni!? ...Can't yu see I can't move!?

Mamba: So I should carry you abi!? ....Fifth one!! _Sholo stupidni!

e be like say the snake don bite u before

Why are u wasting that score on Abia State Uni. ? Go to a better school U.I or Unilag even O.A.U sef better.

What type Of Hippopotamus pose is this mbok! Aunty do some squats ur hips dey fall shior!

stephleena:
opolo eyes

e no be open eyes

SamoaJoe:
Bad engineering. Only God knows how much was stolen from this project!


Give them money to do things and you see them use 90% for "other projects" and 10% for the main project the money was budgeted for.

my thoughts exactly! You should see the new buildings in UNIBEN also. They use Substandard building materials and pocket the rest of the money.

Maga don pay

This wan just wan join odunlade but he no go fit beat him master for the meme game. Odunlade remains the best