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Martinez39:
There is nothing special about any lady. They are not the best thing to happen since slice bread. Beauty or no beauty, educated or not, they are just another human being. Different generations, same sh!t.

I concur

Blackivy29:
teenage years for me cant be enjoyed, it borders on too much trivialities, im not interested in. The only fun is dating , thats boring. And ignorance, thats bliss but i like reality better. Thanks
Im tough dear no doubt there. I was the ultimate rebel back in school. Im a good girl tho

And she concurred. Good girl fire.

Kaiser99:
This 16yr old gal self,tough woman wanna be.Babe abeg relax,if you start too early you will eventually get tired.Enjoy your teenage yrs like I told you b4,you will never get that back.

16 year old wtf?

Amatarasha:
Lesbianism , Adultery and fornication are the same set ur priority straight ,blueair ur usel.ss will still say husbandsnatcha defiled him at age 7

Whatever.

Amatarasha:
Praise da Lord somebody ,My wedding is coming up next 2months after so much wars from 6 categories of idiots namely :

1. 2mins/small dick frustrated bigots

2. Jobless youths always on nairaland searching for phantom jobs lol

3. Fake bitches

4. Old men who won't mind their businesses

5. Ghostmoniquers

6. Funmipotamus

Dem know themselves

My wedding gonna be in Russia Oh Yes
Chummynoni I hope u will come
My ring below

Ladies forever @

Ladies forever if am not mistaken are just bunch of lesbians. Back to the topic. You getting married is no big deal. You're not the first and you'll never be the last. Get a life. You disgust me. #spits.

subtlemee:
Is it only peeling? Damaged epithelial skin tissue plus body odour ...i just wonder why they take pleasure in it

Now what brought lady TACHA to this thread?

Amatarasha:
The last time I posted my real photo someone swore with his mother's grave for rape me spiritually ,another swore to bite out my clit

In 1hr my dm is heading to 50 sexstarved guys and lesbians searching for wetin no concern them !

Since all dis ugly filters I can now rest perfectly

my dm has just 10 stu..id dudes including blinking001 instead of 100dudes ,not every minutes some1 is creating a topic with my dilly winny name

Even a spirit is after me weeps

Stop dreaming Amaraburuntashi. I don't Dm nonenties.

Shebi you wan start another war ba?

desmond2pk:
"HE that is down need fear no fall;
He that is low, no pride
..."
Back in primary school, this song was drilled inside my skull.
We so much love our selves that nobody would like an uneducated doctor to operate on him or her.
None of us would hire an uneducated engineer to construct a bridge. An qualified engineer wouldn't even imagine a bridge build by an unqualified and uneducated man. Unimaginable.
Somehow in 2014/2015 Nigerians, both educated and uneducated started believing on the unbelieavable. Nigerian youth started believing that you don't need to be educated to lead them in 21st Century. They said, even, with " NEPA bill, we are going to vote for him"
Yes. The then Presidential candidate of APC told Nigerians on national Television that "fuel subsidy does not exist". He didn't say it on the comedy platform of " a Night of a thousand laugh". He was serious and reading from what seemed like a prepared paper. Surprisingly, educated Nigerians believed him.
Somehow, He told them that he would defeat Boko Haram in three months, again, educated Nigerians believed him. That was not even enough, they campaign organization went on uncontrollably with other "unimagineable campaign promises" And educated Nigerians believed.
Nigeria is so down that she doesn't know what it means to be down. Nigeria is so messed up that she doesn't know or have a sense of shame anymore.
surprisingly, Nigerians don't know that they are still suffering from post military dictatorship. Yes, the effect of military era is still very deep in everything we do. Its only when we travel abroad that we breath a breeze of democrazy and good life. Nigerians don't believe that the citizens have rights to protest against the government or government policies. They believe you can be killed and if you are killed, the government is right. Nigerian students are killed by Nigeria police for protesting and life goes on like nothing happened. The effect of military era. The DSS would arrest a man, and put all manner of false charges on him with public taxes, and Nigerians allow it. The effect of military era. Nigerians don't know or have chose to be oblivion that thus shouldn't happen under democracy. What type of future are you building for your children?
The effect of Buhari presidency will have a long way to go just like the effect of an uneducated doctor's surgery or the effect of a bridge constructed by an uneducated civil engineer.

We have a president who doesn't have a minimum required certificate to be president but rather chose to swear affidavat and select judges to approve it. How dare we think that it has no effect? The act of swearing affidavit instead of producing the required certificate is of itself a damaging effect to the minds of the youths. The fact that some judges sat somewhere an approved this, for what so ever reason is the last nail to the coffin education and professionalism in Nigeria.
Our dear president carries bunch of prepared speeches and answers any where he goes in an era that a six years old elementary school student answers directly from her mind.
One man is single handedly destroying a whole generation and future ones to come.
shame would not allow me to attach a picture of our President scambling with his prepared papers like a pre-school child while other world leaders watches with bewildment. It is a shame that we have come this low as a Nation.
We have a president, who couldn't answer common questions properly on National televisions that our youths watched. Somehow, we were suffering from the effects of the past misdeeds not to talk of now that Buhari has littered every where with his mess. Only God knows how bad and how long the mess would linger. president buhari is not too old that he couldn't understand questions. He is just uneducated. Most people of his age are still sound in comprehending and in speech.
Showcasing Buhari to the world is a less damage than what he is doing to the pysche of Nigerian youths.
Buhari should resign Now, if he trully loved Nigeria, for his vice, Prof Yemi Osibanjo to lead Nigeria. Maybe, Nigerian youths should start seeing more reasons to be educated and be the best in academia.

I concur

Ingredients
Unripe plantain
Fish. Never use fresh fish or you'll regret trust me on this
Knor cubes preferably
Salt
Fresh pepper. Please don't bother using dry pepper.
Crayfish
Canda
Beaf
Palm oil/groundnut oil depending on what you want.
Cent leaf AKA ntong, that's how we call it here. This leaf brings life to your pot.
Procedures:
Soak your plantain fingers in water so as to reduce its stickiness
Pill out the shell and then scrape the body of each finger of your plantain a little so your porridge can be thick not watery. Not compulsory though
Then put them inside your pot and boil, add a little salt immediately before covering your pot.
After twenty minutes, add all your condiments, fish meat, kpomor etc and stir. Don't stir with an iron spoon, plastic cooking spoon should do the magic or you can use that stick they use in stiring garri.
Add your oil
Then add your scent leave.
Allow to boil for extra 13 to 15 minutes.
Bring its sorry ass down and serve.

AnalQueenluci:
My brother I tire for him matter Analqueen gives him male creampy

I don't think so.

BlueAir:
Dont mind her.shes like an imam in the afternoon and a jihadist at night ..I closed her matter a long timw ago nah report button I dey use communicate with her and her goona

Hahaha.

BlueAir:
I thought u called me insecured.i dey reason how .no vex

Lol. What's up with you and Analqueeen?

BlueAir:
Excuse me, modafvcker?

Don't take it the wrong way, was only agreeing with the point you stated. Ladies here keep revealing how insecure they are and I'm getting tired already.

Toks2008:
For the benefit of this piece it is important i define what chase in this context mean.. "To chase simply means making repetitive attempt to win the desire of a lady who does not want you"

A man should show a desire for a lady and not desperation but when you begin to chase a lady then you have crossed the line and if she eventually says YES, it will probably be because she has run out of time waiting for her preferred type of man or she just feels worn out by the pressure you mounted on her and will rarely be because she really wants to be with you..and the worst part is that you will end up being the one who will be making more sacrifices towards making the relationship work since you made it look like you desperately won her like a trophy or medal you have to keep fighting to keep.

For every lady you chase, it is most likely that there is a man out there that she is craving for so why ridicule yourself?...It is interesting to know that Nine out of every Ten single ladies already have a mind made guy they would love to be with?...simply put, almost every lady has a spec and if you don't meet up to the spec there is absolutely nothing you can do than to move on to another lady who may likely have you as her kind of man.

Some ladies have crazy desires and turn-ons like beards, 6pack, height, skin color, Age, Tribe, P*nis size and several other weird and funny preferences that attract them to a man and if you don't have their desired qualities just forget wasting your time chasing them.

The best bet is to approach a lady in a mature way, tell her about your desire for her and be very sensitive to her body language.. if she wants you then go for her but if she rejects you simply tell her to be your friend with hope that she changes her mind and MOVE ON...

And no matter how you look or how your condition is, you must understand that there is a lady out there who is hoping to meet a guy just like you so stop wasting your time chasing a lady who does not want your type.

I hope this makes sense.

Rep the set
Gotta rep the set
Chase a cheque
Never chase a bitch
Mask on
Bleep it, mask off.

BlueAir:
And the petty fights and movement increases. ..

Insecurity at its peak.

serosa:
Starting FROM the LITTLE things that matter to bring AFRICA FAR.

STARTING WITH OUR REASONING AS AFRICAN PEOPLE.

CAN YOU IMAGINE A FOOL BORN BY FOOL BUT LET ME NOT BLAME THE MUM BUT SHE IS STILL TO BE BLAMED FOR NOT ABORTING A FOOL.

You come here on nairaland And Just see nothing to post ABOUT But Just to downgrade the AFRICAN WOMEN.

I NOW SEE WHY THE WHITE MEN SEE AFRICANS AS FOOLS SOMETIMES.
WE NEVER APPERCIATE OUR KIND.
IMAGINE A FOOL OPENING MOUTH TO CALL AFRICAN WOMEN UGLY.

TRUTH BE TOLD SOME PEOPLE DONT NEED TO BE IN THIS WORLD.
I JUST BLAME AFRICAN WOMEN FOR NOT STEPING THEIR GAME UP.
ITS BECAUSE WE HAVENT STARTED REALIZING WHO WE ARE.

AFRICAN WOMEN ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN THIS EARTH HAS EVER GIVEN BIRTH TOO.

JUST WONDERING IF WE AFRICAN WOMEN DONT FIND A WAY TO START MAKING OURSELVES BE WHO WE ARE.

ONE DAY AFRICAN MEN CAN JUST DECIDE TO ATTACK ALL OF US.
AND THEN WHEN THERE IS NO AFRICAN WOMAN AGAIN.
THE AFRICAN MEN MARRY THE WHITE.
THEN THEY WILL BE HAPPY THE AFRICAN RACE HAS BEING EXTINCT.

FOR ONES SEE THE BEAUTY OF YOUR WOMEN.

IMAGINE GOING OUT WITH MY BEAUTIFUL NATURAL HAIR AND SOME GUY TELLS ME I NEED TO HAVE A WEAVE ON.
THEN LATER YOU CALL ME INSECURE.

AFRICAN WOMEN PLS LETS START MAKING NAMES FOR OURSELVES.
WE CAN LET THE WHITE MEN CONTINUE TO INSULT OUR BEAUTY SIMPLY BECAUSE THEIR JEALOUS.
ESPICALLY OUR OWN AFRICAN MEN.

As if brown skin movement isn't enough now this. You lots are just too freaking insecure. Black women especially Nigerian women complain alot, who cares if your'e carrying your natural hair or putting on wig? Who takes this people serious sef.

Lamanii22:
Lol... I am a whole meal with extra sauce... Wife material aiye... Would give you plenty loving, good food, great sex, I'm independent too... I wouldn't use all our money to buy shoe, bags and human hair...

Very funny

MIKESTUNNA:
SHUT UP!I MEAN SHUT DA Bleep UP! u really thing u have made a point now right.cheap hoe.i hate u without even seeing u.known yr type already.biaaaaatch !

Una the struggle property?

eseveli:
but why Madrid no fit do against PSG

I wonder oo, Madrid weak me body

ubunja:
That Lil' Break-Up She Initiated For No Reason

PROLOGUE.
Short Break-Ups: those brief periods when a woman just ups and leaves for reasons best known to herself that she'll never care to explain. and spend weeks and months out of the picture, only to resurface again willing to continue where you two left things off.

those short break-ups, they are not inevitable storms in Paradise, the woman is manipulating the weather....

1. THE SHORT BREAKUP AS A WOMAN'S WAY OF MAKING HERSELF IRREPLACEABLE.

When: usually at the early stages of the relationship.

after countless days and almost superhuman effort wooing her, a guy relaxes when the girl finally agrees to be his GF. however, as the guy settles down to enjoy the fruits of his labour, the new GF's real work has just begun... the guy who just won her heart has a car, a job and a nice place: everything a man needs to be happy; or to get another girl. for survival And longevity, the new GF's mission now is to blind the guy to that reality by becoming the man's sole Source of Happiness and by making herself Irreplaceable.

but how? she's broke, she's not a 10 lookswise and she's not the sweetest pussy in the land. how does she make herself priceless to a man who has everything and irreplaceable to a man who has options? (he indeed can get another girl. He has options) : by taking matters into her own hands and engineering a storm that will break her man and subdue him unto her.

In nature, when the Lioness hunts, she first isolates her prey from the herd. alone, exposed, and vulnerable the animal becomes an easy kill. likewise, before breaking her man, the woman separates him from the "Herd".

How??
by acting CLINGY , like she wants the man all to herself. that's how a woman separates a man from the herd. friends And family are that herd. and so it begins, the Man's friends who're single the woman pushes away by complaining:" but you cant continue hanging out with your single friends, you don't have anything in common anymore.you now have me!”. My guy does those words sound familiar? Mhhmm?

Next her complaints are against those friends of his who are dating: "Your friends' GFs all hate me. maybe its because im a new comer...sniff sniff!" *insert fake tears here* and poof!!! the guy vanishes from his circle of friends. He figures he owes his allegiance to this woman he met barely a few months ago and in walking away from friendships that have lasted his whole life he feels he's doing his duty to his woman.

Lastly the man is seperated from his family. His visits to his family become few and far between. a combination of :"Your mother hates me" and"Your sisters are jealous of me"; from his woman now keeps him away.

the dumb love-struck puppy of a man is now separated from the herd. Whats-more, he doesn't immediately feel the absence of friends And family because the new GF is overdosing him with attention, love and sex. and so, inevitably, his life starts revolving around 1 person: the new GF. his WhatsApp profile now feature her pics with the words :" She' My Everything" blah blah blah. His money and resources only feel good to have as long as they are spent on his woman.

But then when friends and family have been cut off and the guy become fully separated from all who care about
him, totally dependent on the woman for everything from friendship and advice to sex, comfort and solidarity - when the prey has been fully separated from the herd - the Lioness finally orchestrates her Power Move and goes in for the kill. She strikes!!!

Suddenly, from nowhere, without warning, without explanation or any wrong-doing on the man's part, the GF throws a fit, moves out and withdraws her love. it happens so fast and at the highest sweetest point of euphoria when the guy is the most drunk in love and The most confident in her love... he's left dazed and lost in this darkest hour of confusion and mind fvcks. he has
pushed friends and family away, now pride and ego forbid him from reaching out for help and insight. he's in mental and emotional anguish and cant think straight. the once independent carefree bachelor finds he cant live without some woman who didn't even exist in his life a few months ago. his good life suddenly has no meaning. His money and resources no pleasure. he has been manipulated into looking to his woman as the source of his happiness. and the moment he fully cut off all friends And family and leaned fully and squarely on her of whom he had declared" She's My Everything", she stepped away, leaving him to fall.

Days of pain and confusion turn to weeks of pain that become unbearable. the poor guy is doing everything in his power to get his GF back. He begs and begs and begs through messages relayed via her friends, calls and messages. he apologizes for whatever he did to upset her.

after a long while; she relents and reluctantly forgives him, for whatever he did wrong. its never mentioned. (because it never existed). and every time the guy asks what he did wrong he'll get the sharp answer :"You know what you did" ; and scared to piss off his woman all over again he'll stop asking. The truth is, it was never about Right And Wrong, it was a power move. about Power And Control. moving back into the relationship and back to his man's house, the GF holds all the Power in the relationship now. the man has lowered his own value by begging her back. because in every relationship, THE ONE WHO LOVES LESS HAS MORE POWER AND THE ONE WHO LOVES MORE HAS LESS POWER BECAUSE THE ONE WHO LOVES LESS CAN AFFORD TO WALK AWAY ANYTIME BUT THE ONE WHO LOVES MORE CANT WALK AWAY BECAUSE HE CANT LIVE WITHOUT THE OTHER. from that point onwards, the relationship is on the woman's terms. and the man is forever dealing from a position of weakness. he's a broken man. a tamed stallion. where he was all confidence and command, his new vocabulary consists of weak
statements like :"I'll ask Joyce first!" and "Time for me to go, Sheila doesn't want me to stay out this late!" or "Happy wife happy life" blah blah blah.

the woman has done the impossible. She has made herself Priceless to a man with everything; and Irreplaceable to a man with options.


2. THE SHORT BREAKUP AS A WOMAN'S WAY OF CHEATING WITHOUT CHEATING.

When: usually at a later stage in the relationship

women hate cheating. especially if they really love you. yet sometimes a girl gets offered a dick her pussy cant say No to. or gets introduced to a man her heart cant say
No to. and so the girl does calculations in her head: cheating is an offense, a betrayal, that will cause
incalculable heartache and break all trust forever. on the other hand; she can pull the ultimate stunt: Breakup for a short while to be single and free to indulge... that way
No relationship, No betrayal, No broken trust and No guilty feelings on her part. she calculates breaking your heart through a Breakup is faster and cheaper to correct later than breaking your heart through Cheating. because breakups are not an offense so there is really no bad guy in the equation.

so the girl goes with option B: the Short Break-Up - to free herself briefly to cheat or to explore a possible higher-value relationship. and so; one ordinary sunny day she looks at you and says: "WE NEED TO TAKE A BREAK." words that hit you like a train that just appeared from nowhere. she'll give no reason why nor will she say for how long the break will last. she says "lets take a break" to leave a door open for herself. she's telling you she's going, but not permanently. she'll be back. and wants you on pause not playing on. she has things to do that she cant do while dating you. now, there are 2 things in this world a woman has to be single first to do with a clear conscience knowing she's not hurting any man: being a Nun and being a Whòré. single women make the best nuns and also single women are the biggest
whòrès out there. and being a Whòrè can be a 0 dick affair that's all about trying out a new romance with a better man at your expense, a 1 dick temptation or a fully-fledged multi-dick whòre-phase.

so your girl will walk and for the next weeks or months she'll avoid you, your calls, your friends and your favourite places (so the two of you don't cross paths). while you walk around in a cloud of pain with no relief, she's walking on clouds wishing it doesn't end. She is riding all manner of Dick and doing all manner of shet Or just going out on clean dates with a potential new man...... but all good things will come to an end. She will get her fill of Dick. Or that potential affair with a hottter man will fail to materialize. Either way she must return back to good old waiting you. her status updates on social networks will start conveying nostalgia and
regrets. and you, ever watchful and stalkerish, unable to move on, readily picks up on them, taking the hint your bird is coming back!

she'll start asking your friends how you're doing, if someone's taken her place. Your gullible friends will rush to you with news of how she misses you. unknown to their simple minds they're being played like chess pieces, preparing the way for her. because the minute they deliver the good news you'll drop any girl you may have started chasing and put your house in order. in time, communications will resume, meet-ups, ending with tears of reunion and sweet makeup sex. you are happy your girl is back.she's happy she found you waiting. you'll celebrate the re-union and rekindle the romance; but deep deep deep within her womb gallons of sperm from her sex-capade reside. who knows, maybe a baby is
even in the making.... who knows....and if a baby is indeed in the making guess who gets the fathering duties and costs??

I'll give you 1 guess. just one.


#TheRedPill
#MGTOW.

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Jayslicky:
Why is it that women always like to compete with men in everything, we brought football you joined us and spoilt the sport with demanding for equal pay even if women are contributing less to the game, men started their red pill you girls want to start your purple pill, men started wrestling you joined them and spoilt the sport with your twerking on stage.

In years to come women would want to impregnate men, why is it that women always want what men have, can't you girls be unique in your way, a woman will achieve something and start screaming that "anything a man can do a woman can do better", those are words of people with low self-esteem.

Ride on bro.

Jayslicky:
Why is it that women always like to compete with men in everything, we brought football you joined us and spoilt the sport with demanding for equal pay even if women are contributing less to the game, men started their red pill you girls want to start your purple pill, men started wrestling you joined them and spoilt the sport with your twerking on stage.

In years to come women would want to impregnate men, why is it that women always want what men have, can't you girls be unique in your way, a woman will achieve something and start screaming that "anything a man can do a woman can do better", those are words of people with low self-esteem.

Preach on brother. The bitter pill though.

We don't celebrate birthdays in my church.

SisterFire:
...I See you Wonno add "Demonizing Lesbians" To Your Low esteemed CV.....Now i see u as bag of shiiit

Lesbian spotted. Khai was right all along.