ArticleBeast:

You are right. The one I saw live and direct.... Was the one a friend of mine put just one cup of rice and by the time to wash the rice it was almost 5 cups (in terms of quantity). I was the one that fetched the one cup from her neighbour since they were quarrelling. I sat there with her during the cooking. I remember when I wanted to lash her. She said na 4 people you wan lash o u get the strength. I fled

....You see strong thing run?, you for stand na

Emmyk:


Mine is 10:10.

I was born 10th day of the 10th month. That's my only logical explanation.

I know someone that shares same date with you

charmingfrank:
nah. Till will graduated nothing happened anymore. But the guy was pretty messed up. Had to go for deliverance. Imagine eating a dead person food and I believed they slept together. Pretty shit happening out there. Stay safe

E reach to go for deliverance

PattyMike:
My own weird scary experience was when i was in 100L second semester at Ibadan then. We stayed off campus and moved to alaro then, opposite poly Ibadan cus we wanted to sample poly gals, UI babes forming too much and their eyes don open pass us then lol. Myself and my roommate, we actually went to the same secondary school, gained admission into the same university and lived together so we were much more like brothers. He was light, tall, maculine physic and I was well, just me haha, shorter, darker, more intelligent, good low beard and a little above average in looks so he always got all the gals. But one secondary school girl then (we call them Ibile, meaning native) was 17 and we were both 19 then. They met earlier that day and he was telling me about how he missed his chance to get her contact when suddenly this same very girl was just walking towards us, I swear he didn't know where she lived or where she was coming from, they didn't even talk earlier. Omo my guy was crazed with joy especially cus he heard that the gal might still be in secondary school but her Puna has finished university and currently doing NYSC almost everyone had nacked the gal according to what we heard. She strolled with us that night till we reached our one room self con, two of them went inside while I was outside with my Arizona, after an hour they came out and we escorted her home. This started happening everyday, she would come, fcvk and go home, we would always escort her home. Sometimes I would be asleep and just be hearing moaning and bed bouncing, wetin dey happen? This people wan kill me with konji ni? But everytime they had sex, he would have a long mark on his arm, like someone flogged him. Sometimes it would bleed, sometimes it won't. Later she would come visit when my roommate wasn't around and try to seduce me, I always loved to nap after class so she would curl up with me and suck my nipple, twerking on my dcck, I go just close eyes pretend like say the sleep Don hook me down. I wanted to do the babe but we had an unwritten guys law, I don't fcck who he fccks or has previously fccked and he doesn't do the same with me.

Now the weird part, after a while the babe would complain that my friends doesn't love her and he has no idea the sacrifices she has made for him, when she was going home one night we were hungry, nothing Don enter mouth since morning, we were asking her to bring food from home or raw rice or whatever, she just kept telling us to relax that we would eat tonight and tomorrow morning too, ma worry, e ma jeun (don't worry you guys will eat) till she enter house. Out of anger we decided to go to a female friends house to steal food stuff, omo my roommate asked me to wait and bent down and picked something N890.00 (I will never forget) from the floor, Omo see joy, rush go buy bread and moi moi with pepsi (that N50 own), the next morning (6 to 6, aka beans and bread). Mehn we were scared that night, nobody sleep, everybody come dey fear Odun. The next day she came and her usual time and she told me she would stop coming that my friend is a "fool" and she has done her best for him, she said she was supposed to hurt him but that she cannot and she is being punished for it but I should warn him that somebody else will come, someone more ruthless and merciless than her and she won't be able to do anything about it. She made me promise to keep him from making any mistakes, that night I bought her a very ripe bunch of banana, she wondered how I knew what type to buy haha. That was the last time i saw her till today, me and my roommate went to her house after almost a week of not seeing her, the neighbors said nobody is living here by that name, we described her but they still said no. The worst part, one mama wey we dey always greet that sees her with us when we come to escort her, that one sef said she doesn't know anyone like that, doesn't even remember us.

We were shocked to the bones, she just disappeared, nobody recollects her and though we knew her for weeks but never one day attempted to take a photo of her we never even thought of it, these was blackberry days o and we bought had blackberries. She affected us at least positively in such little time and 7 years later when talk about her, my friend go say "Nah God go help man, this Johnny no go put us for trouble one day". I can't think of how many lives get ruined because of quick (especially) free pleasure.

Na good devil they send give that your friend

PattyMike:


It's pretty common with Caucasians(whites). Sometimes they pupils change color based on emotion. Some when angry the pupils will dilate and change from colbat blue to sky blue. Some from sky blue to light green, that is torquise green. Some Nigerians( I didn't believe this before) have different eye color though not common, one naija guy i met on facebook had grey eyes. I didn't believe until we met because of that eyes, omo see as I dey shuk shuk finger for the guy eyeball thinking its contact lens. Then another guy in my street actually has Hazel eyes, like a mixture of green and grey. I don warn am say if my babe come visit make he no near my house cus me wey be guy sef dey trip for the eyes.

OriOko88:


Lmao.. Wetin u too dey find for you to be peeping at ur gateman every time. Are u crushing on him ni??lol

No na, one of my windows is facing the gate and I have this habit of always looking through that window just to know what's going on that's when my eyes always fall on that disaster

The thread should continue

Alexandro15:
The people that scratch their armpit and smell their hands

Make ona leave me for NL today o ...
It's not weird though na just rubbish habit
Our Gateman na inside boxer he go put e hand then bring am out and smell am, then repeat the procedure again...
The day I saw him through my window na that day I start social distancing with am , funny enough anytime I look through my window I see him doing it and he is always trying to look around if anyone is watching him

noisy45:



Yours is real I have also had experience like that I lost a work colleague of my to a hit and run driver. I was squatting at his place. The night he died after returning from the viewing center he went to watch ball on his way back he was knocked down by a drunk driver. Before I got informed about his death 3 hours ago I was in the room when he walked in as a spirit/body I don't even know, angry and started destroying his belongings and property I was afraid that I scampered for safety. it was when I ran out that I met those running back to tell me what has happened to Nathaniel

This is sad, like his spirit is angry because he has not fulfilled his mission on earth

Happyfela:
I wonder how she doesn't feel pain, it's like she's resting her whole weigh on the curve while talking.

The way you day call am curve day make me laugh

xtremerules:
E get this babe for Abuja. Then, I no get apartment so na hotel things I dey run. So me and she run all night parole. As in 3 rounds of non-stop action. At 7am her voice woke me up with morning devotion. Na so she start dey cabash for like 30mins with fire on top bed wey we don fornicate finish. After that incidence, I was just friends with her from a distance.

Also there's this guy who was a flatmate. We were 4 in the room, and the mattress has a space for 2 people while others stay on the floor. Sometimes when you sleep on the bed with him, he'll unconsciously put his hands around you, sometimes he even bumps on you like you're a woman. All these is while he's deep asleep.

the 2nd paragraph I just day imagine how ona go day feel....feeling of confusion

Happyfela:
I have a female friend. Anytime she's standing and gisting, her leg will curve like Alphabet U. Such marleable legs.

This shit is so funny ....... mine curves like U too but i day try discipline myself for public, its annoys me but I can't stop it

babyfaceafrica:


I know two guys like these.. Their brain na faya and them know... They are very unserious people.. But their brain na die!!

so where I day when God day give people this kind brain?

oldman112:

My brother that one normal somehow, I don't just like calls entering my phone I prefer to call and these happened for years but since I started biz, I can pick someone's phone that share same ringing tone with mine.

bidexolumanish:
back in secondary school, i had a friend that whenever he is laughing ,tears will be dropping from his eyes as if he is crying.

it happens to me....if you don't see those tears when am laughing then the laugh nor reach belle

Veryfoolishboy:
you can go to any saloon and ask a barber to help you get one.

Better yet go to shoprite or any place they sell gadgets and ask. Whal cost just 20k,
GTS cost just 5k,
Please and please don't buy chobba, it use to get hot

Thank you very much

Veryfoolishboy:
The best thing is to stick to a partner and avoid sharing sharp objects.


Heck! A man should be able to afford a 5k clipper, instead of sharing a barbing saloon clipper.

I know say this question fit sound stupid but where can one get clipper, I really don't know where to look at.....I checked some sites I nor understand wetin I day see.....

So wetin day clear for Nigeria ?

zionmde:
Had a friend in school, were so close to each other, people will call us brothers. I had a major breakdown just after service, me being someone that hardly ask help from people because of my growing up experience. He was d only one I had to run to. he promised to call me back, but after 2 days he never did, he also refused to pick my calls. I knew how hunger handled my life dat period but I was most broken because of d fact that someone I called a brother could turn his back on me so easily
that experience alone made me learn never to depend on anyone.

fast forward to some years later, he contacted me pretending he didn't know wat happened, I poured everything to his face, forgave him and moved on

Very good

Mehnnn, this lockdown is hitting some people really hard.
My friend called me today and was crying that she has nothing in her house that before covid 19, things has not been going well with the husband in terms of job so na daily hustle day push them but with the lockdown, no way to hustle again.... what I have is really little so I had to beg another friend that sent something to her..... with my friend's case, i can't just imagine the predicament other people are facing....everybody I mentioned in this story are in Delta. May God rescue us o but I really can't blame the extension, na for our good

Ladycewhy:
In my place, a woman can return bride price and if the man refuses out of wickedness there are extreme methods to return it.

Which place are you from?

castro69:
I am good...stuck at kaduna at d moment...based on d lockdown....light is reasonable....at least 14 to 18 hrs daily...

All in all...we thank God for life...

Ok Sir.....
Cheers!!!

castro69:
Heya...pele....
Hope u r fine tho...with d lockdown n all...
Been a while...cheers!

Lol
I'm fine, thank you.....
What about you and where have you been

Failure44:

You can't have everything in life

Lol, I dislike you

Failure44:
Surprisingly good ever since government announced 2 months of free electricity.
About 12-24hrs basically constant.

Mine is the opposite, as govt made that announcement, everything Jubaru

delishpot:


You people know fairness and forgiveness and mercy when Buhari is at the receiving end.. When it's someone else at Buhari mercy, you don't preach understanding.

Let your Buhari stand fairly for all men irrespective of party, tribe or religion. Let him put his feet down and lead fairly! But alas, a man with oil stains in his hands can not wipe away oil from another man's mouth.

You have said it all...Thank you

AmazingELixir:



Wicked OP you've killed two innocent snakes looking for somewhere private like inside your bedroom to make sweet love...

ona talk for this NL day surprise me

Na jazz this guy take day marry wife

lucky4west:
men na aluminium roofing sheets de ground like papers so? may God prevent such disasters from us...chai

as in eh, e be like paper when pikin take play!!!

mrvitalis:
Firstly who allowed people to build here where a high pressure gass pipeline passed ?

People have build why not stop using this line n redirect the pipeline through that rice ?

If this is a pipeline explosion where is the hole ripped along the pipeline ?

A pipeline explosion of this strength would bring out 100s of meters of pipeline from the ground it was buried

In as much am not happy with this incident, some people day use their hand day call wahala for themselves, how you go open your krokro eye go buy land and build near gas pipeline?......
This brings to mind that former woodridge hotel at PTI junction in Effurun, Delta State that is now Robinson plaza.....high tension wire pass that place, Gbagi still insists on risking people's life.....and they day stupidly day go rent shop there, the annoying thing be say e con go ahead to build fuelling station near am......the day e go happen .......I don't pray for bad things but there are things you can avoid

obinoral1179:
This seyi mankind is a very tall man.....

and fine man

Honestly, I'm speechless
May those who lost their lives, rest in peace