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God I hate this country
We don pass baby steps
These people keep embarrassing us as a Nation
God I nor offend anybody, I want to leave Nigeria

One thing na to carry the 9 months belle, another one na to born safely....... so painful.......RIP ma and may God see your family through this trying times.....

You nor gree fulfil your part of agreement, na you wicked so na.....I don't think mercy and her husband are to blame here

I had to stop reading the thread on page 2, I was having scary thoughts. May God continue to give you all the fortitude to bear the losses at every point in time

jeff1607:
I got an item here on Nairaland discovered that all the person said about the item was all false wen I got home , I contacted the person for a refund he started being aggressive saying he couldn't do so. I didn't want to hurt the person but wat the person didn't know was that it's not everyone you scam, more reason I don't do bad , but them no de cheat Esan man, he lost alot ,till now the person still doesn't know what hit him , waiting for him to talk so I can finish him totally. i don't cheat anyone so you can't cheat me. I hope he sees this and confronts me.

some people just need to be taught a lesson so they don't go about doing the same to others.

Exactly, na this route me day take.....I go give the person one last warning, the next thing na the bomb I go send enter e body, I just day laugh people when think say traditional things nor day work

unikprince:
My dear, I no see eye cry, but I still thank God because na #1m been dey my mind to invest, as I dey bank dey do the transfer, something just tell to try 500k first.
If no be say I listen to that voice na mad I for mad by now.

I for follow you mad sef

Drizzy5001:
December last year.. i was scammed of 120k , part of my school fees, by my own friend, I dey on my own oh jeje, nigga introduced me to one nonsense investment like that , he even showed me his own , how he invested 100k and got 200k, that I should invest any amount and get double of it in 45minutes, been that I was in desperate need of money that particular time, and bet9ja no dey pay me, I no dey get luck 4 dawan .... I needed money to pay school dues, sort my lectureers becos if u no sort u go fail am be that, the man intentionally fail students, so I sharperly send the money to the guy my friend introduced to me as the agent , the man told me to call him after 45 minutes, ..... I called dis man he told me to call him in 1 hour time, I called, he kept on shifting d time , I got fade up and demanded for my money and I got blocked , the devil that I called my friend disappeared till date I've not seen him , I've learnt my lesson ... Friends are bad.

Very bad, na through them they don take enter me severally, but affliction will not rise the 2nd time

kayultimate:
I and some other nairalanders was scammed of atleast 50k each by one stupid MC Funnynation. The guy claimed he's into mini importation he promised to trade with our cash with little profit return not knowing he was actually gambling with our cash.

MC Funnynation you're still under our radar. Bloody scammer!

Mehnnn, this guy scam many people for NL o

believesama:
Investment that never worked out for us, the recent one in Delta State OCHUKOFX LTD till tomorrow we no hear from the owner again, person wey i sabi both him family na so he drop voice note for our telegram group saying he's going suicidal.

Omor we just lock up the matter.

OchukoFx , I remember someone asking me if I'm interested, that they will be going for one seminar one time

arthorjnr:
Fell victim of the data scam this afternoon, I even tipped the guy.
I was more angry at myself for being broke and looking for cheap data.

Hustle o.

the advice

unikprince:
2019 Ocrober, my younger sister that have been job hunting in Lagos happily called me that she has gotten a job with a forex trading company called PENNUEL MANAGEMENT LTD as one of their marketers. Being a big bro that would want to support my sister to make high commission for her first month at work, I invested #500k hoping to get #625k by November and also make her get some good commission. Two weeks later she called me and started crying that their ogas have all ran away with people's money.

I find tears to cry I no see . Na so my hard earned five hundred thousand naira use enter water.

See as e day pain me, Kpele

Yes o
90k last year
Shame nor go fit make me talk how e happen
Last last, greediness na bad thing.....
I still feel stupid anytime I think about it....i did not listen to my instinct I trusted so much
Nigerians wicked o, they will go to any length to scam you

rhames:
We

Nobody should pray for my experience and I don't wish my enemy this. I got a JAMB direct admission in 1994 but due to undue favouritism towards my siblings because of my parents archaic belief that the girl child were more valuable than the male child, and being the eldest child, my parents conspired and liked that they could not finance it. Some family friends offered to sponsor my education, especially one who at that time was a Judge of the Court of Appeal Enugu Division, but they blocked it. Instead they raised money for the women education while I had to work various jobs to survive.

Humiliation followed because of my inability to further my education but as fate will have it I was introduced to the world of finance and with my GCE became a ICAN chartered accountant and ACCA qualified and owning my own business. That also makes it a source of envy as I am the first born.

This is really painful.... thank God you turned out well even with all the obstacles

daddytime:
Lol...

So many tori...

Childhood memories sha, very nostalgic...

Back then, my childhood friend Chijioke and I will often sneak down to the river in my hood. ( Mgbuosimini river in Agip village) for those who are familiar with P.H.

On school days we'd sometimes go for a bath in the morning and usually make it back home to get prepped for our afternoon session school then (Community Primary School, Rumueme).

On this particular day, Chijioke and I had lost touch with our timing obviously gotten carried away with our swimming and fishing expedition, school time had passed, and the entire Mgbuosimini were out in search of us.

Someone had made a suggestion for the search party to check out the waterside because there was hardly any week a drowning incident wasn't reported at the river.

We were already out from the water and hurriedly dressing up to set out and make it to school on time (so we thought). However, looking up, we were faced with a crowd headed by my dad and Chijioke's dad ( Mr. Maduka a.k.a Papa Chijioke). Na so we weak like dodo. We were urged not to bother dressing up.

Pertinent to chip in that my mum had given birth a week prior, and this very day was the seventh day when the baby will be named.

Having ordered us not to bother covering our birthday suits, that was how Chijioke and I were made to make the long walk of shame from the water/riverside all the way back to our compound while Papa Chijioke turned our ordeal into one where he'd show his singing skills by ordering the other kids who had gathered around to sing along as they chanted " flog them like a nama, flog them like a thief, they are not Rivers men, flog them like a nama". Mind you, as the chants are going on, my dad and Mr. Maduka took turns in flogging anyone of us that was closer to them, no discrimination, and no one minded his child. Na proper community beating.

The humiliation had continued like that until we arrived in our compound.

Our usually bubbly "face me I face you" compound was eerily and unusually calm that I had started wondering if Chijioke's and my truancy could have been responsible for this.

The beating had stopped when we got home while Chijioke and I took our positions in different corners close to our respective entrances, of course, still in the nudity. I was hesitant to go into the house because I knew a second round of beating with a belt while I did the infamous pick pin was awaiting me.

While perched on the corner and thinking how "if only I hadn't listened to Chijioke), my kid brother (Vic) had run up to me stuttering " Tita, Tita, baby die". I had asked him, "you say wetin"? Thinking it was one of those his usual blabbing's seeing how he was still learning to speak, and yet, he had repeated those same words " baby die". Only then did it all make sense to me. The anger with which Daddy allowed the whip fly and drop on my lean Lil frame plus the unusual quietness of my compound. Oh boy, na so I burst cry oh part 2. This time I was crying for what awaited me in that room.

When I couldn't hold it any longer standing outside with the mosquitoes, I had gone in to brace the last fight.

True to my initial thoughts, if una see beating wey I receive that night ehn....at a point, I almost believed I had a hand in my baby sister's death.

Husband and wife combine forces pour their anger on me.

Life....

How many man wan remember?

If I back una tory of my experiences as a hawker ehn?

This is sad...... so sorry for your loss

Uniquekriss:
The toughest punishment i ever received was when i used my dad's phone to call a girl and my dad was among the few who had cellphone then, that motorolla and siemens era, d era when people would buy phone and save money for another 6months b4 he can buy SIM , they had warned me severally before then cos he noticed his airtime was always going down even when he didnt do a call, on that fateful evening he was to call someone and noticed there wasn't airtime and i was the only1 around, he asked me to kneel down, gave me d flogging of my life with all those animal skin koboko, i had bruises, he asked mom to grind pepper which she did without having a choice, after that they poured d pepper on my naked body, that night i left d house and it was that same night i lost my virginity to same girl that made me receive such treatment, we did it in a primary school open field at night. I miss my dad. RIP sir.

Bros you sure say you well that time? they beat you for one you go back go do another one

Cane, cane cane , for any offense you must answer to the cane

Fastestmanalive:
How my child should come back for holiday after spending 21k USD on school fees

Make ona leave me o , see the veiny head

mysticgal:
I am not an advocate of beating children but you see... this pikin issa bascard to come home with this result. As the mother, I would first give him preliminary beating before his father do his own.
Beating him is to show that we work hard for the money which in turn is to put him on a good pedestal to help his gadamned life. 21k dollars is not 21thousand naira
He even has guts to watch boss baby ...laughs in patience ozokwour.

Oh!!! The school owes me 21k dollars for failing to notice my child wasn’t present for English and maths exam, stuppid people.

See what I saw...

how you take see the boss baby

Nonso92:
$21k and he passed only music. He better be the next Micheal Jackson.

Goalnaldo:
BlissB you are still on this thread

e reach to ask me o

Before now, I know how to waste food, but reality has dawned on me for the past 3 weeks , I now cook in very small quantity and I also dish very small quantity when I'm about to eat..... times are hard now and so far, there is no reason to throw food away ...... I sleep more now...... inshort i pay attention to details generally now......though the boredom is something else but we will scale through

ugolinze123:
Remind me the name again

umbilical cord, connects to the placenta

ugolinze123:
It's not easy ooh at all untill you are married you will understand.

I took her twice to the hospital from the moment she started to complain and was restless but we're told it's not time yet even our EDD past but still..untill one faithful evening I came back from work and she showed me something like white fluid dropping from her thigh and she couldnt even move a muscle, o boy, na so I rush call my neighbour. Help me move her to the car and the worst part was my headlamp was bad so I don't drive at night, and it started raining heavily..I had to risk it with my trafficator on, she was just crying, only God saved us that night untill we got to the hospital...
So they took her in pulled her cloth, madam was just shouting she wants to pee, she wants to shit.they told her to do it there..she was beating the hell outta me shouting..I saw a different person inside my wife that day...the nurse was just saying saying something centimeter until I heard a burst and here she comes they continue telling her to push till I saw the head coming out menn. It was like a movie, na so pikin just pull out with that thing that looks like a rope...my baby started crying after they turned her upside down and started doing the cleaning. I looked at madam and she was just as calm as nothing happened... I was the happiest man on Earth that day...especially the moment I carried her in my arms..

He say na rope,

kachistone:
My neighbour used cockroach to cook beans for the family. He was not aware as the cockroach died inside the bottle of palm oil that he used for the beans.

And he cooked the food in the dark o. It was while they were eating the food that one of his brothers asked where the crayfish he is eating came from. Mind you, they didn't use crayfish o. (the brother had already eaten part of the cockroach in the food).

The rest is history.

Jesus

I can relate with this taste of kerosene...
I attended a boarding school, so one period when I was in Jss 2, water was really scarce and I can't remember why, so somehow that day school repaired the plant and pumped water, everywhere scatter, people were just rushing with their buckets and drinking containers to the various taps in school.... My bunk mate who was in Jss3 asked me to collect her drinking plastic in her locker to fill it....
I just went to the locker, opened it and the first plastic I saw was one eva can with liquid inside, I just assume say na the can and I sped out with my own drinking container to join any queue but before getting to the tap, I say make I drink the one when day the Eva Can as I was so thirsty , after one full gulp before I realized what I was drinking , and I shouted "I don drink kerosene o" ... Fortunately for me, where I was, was not far from the school kitchen, and one of the mama's overheard me, that was how she called me and gave me palm oil. First time in my life I gulped oil of that quantity but ThankGod nothing happened to me and I'm here today to tell my story ....

DabuIIIT:
Thunda Faya the enemy.
This one ain't about food but water.
I was filling up my PET bottles with water to put in the fridge. I filled up the last one decided to drink that same last bottle o,of all the ones that I have filled up not knowing it was actually the bottle I used in buying kerosene!!!!! Infact, thunda faya the enemy 10 times!!!




Buh sha, kerosene bad for mouth o lolsssssss!!!!

Francejaik:
I was cooking and farting, unknowkngly to me, my guest was looking at me.

Emmyk:
Ah! Mo ya look away.

Help me greet him oo.

Emmyk:
Is she cute?

Sorry to burst your bubbles, na guy