osaslord500:



8k for fuel from lagos to abj??
6k to transport back to lag??


Joker.. lmao

Big one, some one paid for tp from Abj to Lag 18k, same thing going back.....

greatbrian:


I dnt even know where the boy is or how far he has grown. The best I know of him his he should be alive somewhere

Hmmm, it is well

Truthbites:
Some children stubborn Sha!!!

I pray every day not to give birth to any stubborn child, they go drain you....
I know wetin my papa and mama day face for my brother hand.....
I pray they get my calm nature, that has always been my prayer

Barb everything to start afresh

Pretend say your money don finish

Live in relatives eh, I nor get strength to day fight or get grudge against person so no one will live with me..
She is 20, nor be small pikin, after talking to hubby about it, caution her calmly, it's either you are preparing food for the whole house or she is.... food nor go day then she go still carry her body go prepare again and to even make matters worse, same food you prepared....
The meat part day vex me
Some people just know how to insult person without speaking out
All these daughters of Jezebel when they go day send come person house con day cause havoc nor go put person for trouble

This is reasonable

ekene101:
... cont'd
A very popular family in my hometown lost their father, deceased man married 3wives and according to tradition, properties are shared according to number of senior sons gotten from the numbers of women married(eg if the deceased man had kids from 3 women,his properties will be shared among the 3male kids from each women,but the eldest gets the lion share and can decide to share his quota with his siblings from same mother,same goes for the other 2 sons)
After burial,about 2 or 3yrs later,eldest son removed roof of his father's first house and it rained hard that night, deceased dad appeared to his eldest son to make alternative as rain is drenching him over there in spirit realm and he had to go hide in the veranda of another person and the owner chased him back into the rain,man should just cover even if it's one room for him,man ignored,brought bulldozer and levelled the house totally. 3days later,man appeared to his other two sons,told them same thing,second and third son was surprised they had same dreams,joined hands together, quickly built 6shops on the second son's land and named it after their father,the day they called family to celebrate the project,senior son who demolished house slept and woke up blind,spent millions looking for solution both medical and traditional,no level,later died on his father's 4yr remembrance,wife and kids relocated to only God knows where. Those saying ghost don't exist,it's like you don't know this body is just hardware/casing, the software is what keeps us alive,once the software is recalled by the manufacturer, hardware crashes and software exit the casing.
Those who died in their primes mostly tries to communicate with humans and get angry when ignored,it's their anger that caused those banging noise, heavy wind or light flickering..
Those saying ghost don't exist,when next there is a funeral in your hood,get a very big mirror and use it to view the casket while backing it,if you are able to live to tell what you saw,then God in on your side.

So who be con the mumu when go con do am , only person nor fit take e hand go find trouble na

ekene101:
yup,that's when it dawn on the dead person that they are truly dead.during the time of their disturbance,they aren't aware they are neither here nor there because they haven't been summoned to the other realm.
It's a natural phenomenon,just as a man needs a woman,a plant needs soil,living things needs food,a Nigerian guy with above 150k in his account (driving pencil light Camry/honda baby boy) and do you know who I am in ATM queue over small misunderstanding etc so are dead people and soil. The worse are those that died in their prime of their lives without owning landed properties hardly rest(reason most wives, family members,relatives) encourages people to build house first,even if he can't finish it,his children will(men especially),Kids rushes to complete uncompleted building of deceased parent/rush to build before burying parents) worst is abandoning ones father's house to collapse after their demise or selling of deceased parent properties without making alternative replacement,even if it's one room or shop,they usually come to torment their kids, things are really happening that people hardly take notice of.
For those that died before their prime,natural elements like salt,water,sand,weed or any plant which emit strong scent that can cause hallucination do chase them from environment. Ever wonder why white cloth is placed under,side or on top the corpse in a casket or why candles are placed on top grave and lit from d day the person is buried to at least 3 to 7days..I pity people who say ghost don't exist..why do ambulance drivers always have dry gins with them and don't make use of side or rear mirrors when conveying corpses,they always tie palm fronds on the vehicleand moves in convoy with double indicator/trafficator..
Won't want to share experience I had years ago when I was younger because it wasn't funny as at that time,if not for God and my parents,I would have crossed over.
TBC.. don't want to create a very long write-up.

Pls share

PattyMike:
Trust me the only way it'll stop is if you confront it. It is very scary but you have to do it, something must kill a man.

Something like that happened live when I was Uni, I was walking home by past and heard a goat call me my native name, live and direct. Nobody and I repeat nobody knew my native name in ibadan. I was scared shitless but managed to say, "wetin happen". I waited for a while if it will respond but the goat just lie down there dey look me nah him I waka go my crib. I was scared shitless, no light, only me at almost 1 am. Agbaje nah winch area for Ib Sha so I no surprise then. OP confront whatever it is.

this is beyond me

sonnie10:
The closet I had came in contact with a ghost was when a very close, dear family member died years ago. So we all went for the burial. This was someone I missed so much and would have done whatever I could to have her back. Before then, I have heard stories about ghosts appearing and all those spooky things. My most memorable ghost stories were even from this deceased relative. I was well informed about ghosts, so I thought.
So, I was determined that if this person ever appeared to me, I was going to hold her down, raise alarm and never let her go back to wherever she was coming from. I was that determined.
It happened that one of the nights after she was buried, I went outside at the backyard of the house to pee, lo and behold there she was at the other end staring at me directly. In that darkness I could not quite make out her face but the body stature was so real; I couldn't have missed it.
If I had wasted time to second guess, I reckoned I would missed my only chance of capturing her back to life. I acted very fast and swift. In one quick dash, I sprung towards her and circled my arms around her in that mixed feeling of fear and excitement. I didn't care one bit about the consequences of my action, all I wanted was to have her back. She made to free herself but my grips were iron tight.
Then she called my name in utter surrender, that was when I recognized the voice. It was one of my aunties who had also came for the burial and was outside to also pee. To say I was disappointed would be an understatement.
It was a very closed call for me to had seen a real ghost.

True story.

chaiii, ona nor go kill person

greatbrian:
Read this stuff yesterday night.... well I have two experience of something related. One was when I was younger. I shud be between 13-14 years then or so. There was this police man who was very close to my family as a matter of fact, I loved him like an uncle his name was Wale. A day before his death he came over to my place and my mum was like wale am broke and the guy gave my mum some money. This man too was used to spoiling me since I am the only boy in my family and that day he took me out to rent some nice home video (mount Zion) in a video center and he even bought my favourite sweet for me. My mums last conversation with him was Wale when will u stop this heavy drinking and smoking and settle down for once. He was like aunty mi I will stop soonest. (We weren't blood related but we were from the same state and we met somewhere far from our state). Day after was a Sunday, my mum siblings and myself went to church and that morning uncle wale called my mum that his going to the naming of another police man son, which my mum begged him not to drink. He spoke with me on phone and promised to buy me a bicycle when he comes. After service that day we saw a police van sped pass with loud siren wailing and everyone was like wat is happening. We thought it was an emergency self, so my mum tried uncle wales line which never connected. Few minutes later one of uncle wales friend Uncle tunde called my mum and was like did u see the police van that pass, wale had a gruesome accident while coming from the naming nd his in coma + dead drunk. My mum been a nurse knew they can't attend to a drunk person so she was like perhaps if she goes after them she can use her power as the matron then to do something. Na so mumcee start dey pursue the van go the hospital. She met the doctor and the man was like the accident was too gruesome so he has referred them. I was with my mum and I was crying since the uncle wale was so part of me. The police van already left Iseyin for Oyo and my mum started going after them atleast to administer something. Well by the time she will get there my Darling uncle already gave up the ghost. I was in hot tears and nearly run into depression after he died. He left a son with a gf. A son he wasn't responsible for and he left his parents who we didn't even know there whereabout. That night I started dreaming of uncle wale. And I used to cry in my sleep.

In my dreams then we used to seat together and chat and he used to talk to me like its real. He will tell me to make sure I make mummy happy etc and check on my aburo (his son). And as a boy then I will just smile and say yes sir. The day he was buried, that night i had a mad dream. Uncle wale was crying and telling me he does not want to go but he have to go. I was crying and pulling him back telling him not to go or he should take me along. He was just like Bryan NO. Go and meet mum. The background of this dream happened in a borehole side I kept crying so hard that he was wailing too in the dream. He made me promise to take care of my aburo and he was like we won't see again. Well I cried to life back and tears were all over me when I woke up. I narrated my dreams to my mum and she started praying with me. Since then I never got to see uncle wale again.


The second one for later.

Are you checking on his son?

Temptee101:


This is Lala's month o, getting back to back snake threads on hourly basis.

What more can he ask for?

Make ona leave lalasticlala na

Osaro4u2k:

yea not a baby python but a Gaboon viper. The meat mature and e full pot..

e full pot day make me laugh

Haviza:


I want a relationship with him. I have feelings for him and he has admitted he has feelings for me too.

Sister, Just reply "ok" and don't force anymore conversations.....
He go use you play, he don start sef.......... I wouldn't want to go into too much explanation.....Just respect yourself now and let go




N:B: It's my opinion, state yours and don't quote me if it has to do with insult

SeverusSnape:


I'm the biggest fan of ENYA in Africa

There's something about that woman that i can't fathom. Some say she's not human.

Pls what is ENYA or who is ENYA



**Modified
Now I know who she is....

MadeINchenzen2:
You are Already an ambassador of Lucozade boost but u dont know it yet.... see your dp

You wicked

Henri8:

Alabukun

all na signing, make they sign me.

light099:


I see. Not bad though. If wide hips is all we see the whole time, life would be boring. Variety is the spice of life.
You seem very grown though. The small body is just a deceit. Lol.

light099:


You dey wear pampers? Your butt shape dey somehow.

No, Maybe na the position, I get kpukpuyeke(DUCK) butt sha...

Fowobi84:


Miss bumbum pageant of Brazil �

Who go sign me as ambassador

Acidosis:


If you still need to pay your wife monthly salary after setting up a business for her, then it's time to shut down that business permanently and allow her focus on you and your kids.

If the business is not profitable enough to settle her upkeep, then close the door of that business.

The goal of business is to make profit not to keep you "busy" or give people the impression that your wife is a "career woman." If you don't stop the common practice, it may end in tears.

I agree with this

Klinee:
The worst condition a man can fall in is when you're being fed by a woman

and that woman should be your friend....more reason you shouldn't marry because she is very pretty you con forget the friendship part...... Perilous times will definitely come and that love and friendship will guide the both of you in those times.

No 21 is so funny

Happy Birthday Baba Lawal

Fine Boy

CelestineNelson:
Asian Countries with Natural Disasters that flood related are 5 & 6...how many of us still remember the 2004 INDIAN OCEAN TSUNAMI AND EARTHQUAKE...? over 250,000 were killed, 500,000 were injured and 1.7 million were rendered homeless...check it on line to educate yourself...it was Disastrous

Yes o, really disastrous

Beautiful Woman

incogni2o:
Abeg, Pls who knows where I can get these shelves

https://instagram.com/abutexfoodequipment?igshid=12cvfsl6w1629 Check them on IG, where I work bought something like this from them last year

Ekpa