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lereinter:
Na angel you meet wey you dey call Lanka

abdulwassi:
Baba lucky is your name, let me act as a lazy Nigerian *I tap from your grace*

Idaytesj29:
I want your kind of grace. May God direct my destiny helpers to me. Amen

falcon01:
The reality always have someone watching you, God is always watching

Stallionhorse:
Please who's buying beer the thread is for real men!! I use to bleep my baby mama in the same room with one of her female cousin.. Mehn that one go wake up for morning dey tell me say she no fit give me kpekus cause my dick too big that's how I knew she is,always observant at night when am banging my babymama

Johnnycastro18:
I remember back den when one of my old time nigga came over to my house to lodge, he was preparing to attend an invitation for a job interview which he applied for, so I was housing him at my house at that time.......

That same week my girlfriend came over to my house to spend the weekend with me, when she saw that my guy she was shocked, I noticed the suprise on her face so I pulled her aside to ask her what the matter was, nasoh the babe come the vex the para for me anyhow , she said I knew she would be coming for weekend yet I allowed someone (that is my friend) to still come and stay with me without even telling her, hmmmm nasoh I take style take beg her say make she no vex that I agree i am at fault for not telling her earlier on, the babe come later calm down

to cut the long story short, night come reach for everybody to go sleep, my guy due to the presence of my bae quietly went went over and lay down on the sofa and was busy snoring and sleeping , me and bae were now lying on the bed, nasoh me self start to the sleep oh.....around 12-1am in the night nasoh this girl come tap me and woked me up from sleep,I woked up an I asked her what is the problem nah, nah so the babe just the look me anyhow like mumu say me I no gree touch her or bleep her as usual, say I just enter bed just the sleep just like that,

I told her we have a visitor in the house,(the house self nah single room self con) and as such I feel it won't be proper to have sex at that time knowing fully well that my guy is with us in the room there(although he is sleeping), this girl no gree oh , nasoh she start to the touch and romance me anyhow, i was trying to stop her, before i knew what was happening she just slip her hand under my boxer and grab my ****(you already know nah) , nasoh my dick take arise oh .......anyway in other to avoid us making noise and waking up my friend I decided to give her what she wanted because it was obvious that the girl was on HEAT period, hence the uncontrollable urge for sex...

with both eyes fix on my sleeping nigga and been sure he was quite asleep, nasoh I use one of my finger take shift this babe panties that she was wearing, without wasting much time to avoid been caught in the act by my friend I just removed the "package" she had been craving for and slide it underneath her **** while riding her slowly D, instead of the silly girl to be calm while I raid, she starting moaning oh trying to "blow our cover open" , nasoh I take accelerate my speed and cum sharp sharp before this girl go take embarrass me with her moaning's,

dammmmm me that was thinking all that was happening that night, my nigga was not aware that he was asleep.......after the babe left and went back to her house, mah guy come the tell me say all the things way me and my babe been the do that night say him no sleep oh , say him just the pretend, say him see everything way we been dey happen, dammmm see bad guy oh, nasoh we take laugh over the matter sha,

ImaIma1:
I have said this before:

When saying goodnight everyday was getting harder by the day. We wanted to spend more time with each other. Well, this won't make sense for people that are cohabiting.

But on the other hand, just like Jovialjune, we were friends but from teenage years. After a decade, we reconnected and upgraded the friendship and got married 8months after.

FutureIsFemale:
The worst place to raise a girl child is Nigeria

Hey guys! MadamVanessa is a male using a female account to operate on Nairaland. Be careful when dealing with him.

JovialJune:
For me, there was no point or moment o jare, we were friends, fell in love, and two years later we got married, it's been blissful ever since,

My advice for you is just go with the flow, if it works out, good and fine, if it doesn't, on to the next one

What works for couple A may not work for couple B and so on.....

Best of luck.

Tamilore11:
I don’t even know d lady. Dis is a different account entirely but yes, I speak into ur miserable life, begin to spit on ur parents. Let ur spit flow like a river in Babylon. Let ur sperm be as empty as saliva

Tamilore11:
Ogun kill u. Ayelala roast ur skull. Orunmila dig a pit into ur skull. Ifa strip u naked. Sango skin ur penis off. And olokun drown u!!

blockgeek69:
Na man dey behind this MadamVanessa account after all. Spits on your empty skull

Tamilore11:
Ogun kill u. Ayelala roast ur skull. Orunmila dig a pit into ur skull. Ifa strip u naked. Sango skin ur penis off. And olokun drown u!!

MadamVanessa:



Which culture accept all these stupid stupid marriage self

It will end in tears las las. Because the lady will love one more than the other, and jealousy will enter at the end, then one will plan to kill the other.


I experience it when I was secretly dating two white brothers, when they realized that both of them were dating one girl, they stupidly killed themselves because of me. They were just fools.