₦airaland Forum

Wait o. No be girl I dey see so?
Ah!
A female? Abi Dem brainwash am?

Blake755:
Medicine after death 😒😒

Walahi, like death row pardon, 2 mins too late

orion7:
Father of who. Abeg o

U nor dey read.
Tinubu na ur papa

Better begin ask for ur school fees o

I remember when buhari said he cudnt afford the presidential nomination form that year, 10 million naira I think...

No actor like that guy o.
Sabinus, brain jotter, okon, etc dey learn acting for where buhari dey

Isobug:
Unfortunately, what you're praying against is already staring at us.
The present helped enthroned the outgoing, now the outgoing has helped enthroned the present, expect no change even as i pray for a better Nigeria

Quit being a pessimist. When Attah enthroned akpabio wasn't there an improvement?
When Akpabio enthroned udom wasn't there an improvement?

If u don't have the positive mind, why bother praying?

I no sure say any administration fit bad like this outgoing one.

Impossible. Chai.

If I dey remember emefelie eh.

Where the new notes?

Felabrity:
It took him 6 months to appoint those failures

Imagine minister of education saying he knew nothing about education, how tf did he get the job?

Wtf appoint a lawyer as minister of power?

Someone that studied English in school as minister of transport

A journalist as minister of sport

And fashola a lawyer as minister of wotks

They Shud sack tuchel.

Tuchel is the worst Bayern Munich coach of the last decade no cap.

Bayern dey always struggle to score haba.

He may be good for another team, but not for bayern

Busybody.
Ur constitution allows for people to practice their religion so long as dey no comit crime.

Yorubafirstson:
https://youtube.com/shorts/zU6ZQ3hx1Wc?feature=share

Is Nigeria going to war? Look at the tons of Armored tanks deployed to protect Tinubu at his inauguration.

What are they scared of since they know they he won the election legitimately?

You can not move freely in Abuja now. Since two weeks now. The other day we saw spiritualists performing sacrifices. We in Abuja can't wait for tomorrow to pass so we go our normal operations freely.

Maybe they think that someone people will disrupt the inauguration tomorrow because the security is too tight.

My advice to anyone trying or planning to stop inauguration tomorrow please don't try it because it will be a suicide mission

Ur just being mischievous.
Who Sabi u for abuja?
Is there any presidential inauguration in the world where security isn't tightened up?

Octopusssy:
One hour cooking is all I can stand biko. What am I cooking for 10 hours??

Aswear, now that I think of it . Even 2 hrs straight cooking na big stretch

clockwisereport:
He who doesn't have vehicle licence should not play our roads

And hope u know it's very expensive to get those papers esp as a commercial driver.
One can cough out up to 30k+ for it.
And the so called insurance doesn't cover shi shi.

greenermodels:
Gov Shettima is Boko Haram boss, keeper of Chibok girls, ...
DAILY TIMES Nigeria - Gov Ali Modu Sheriff of Borneo state
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiS3PzzyJf_AhWWSEEAHTxYDVcQFnoECCwQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fdailytimesng.com%2Fgov-shettima-boko-haram-boss-keeper-chibok-girls-sheriff-alleges%2F&usg=AOvVaw3iRhB7Co1oo-A9dlim5jX2

But Jonathan was gcfr

greenermodels:
Oga,to hell with you and your eye service, your role in bokoharam is well known to Nigerians, Buhari sold more propaganda than this when he was coming in they even circulated news of hows his cook is an Igbo man and his daughter married to an Igbo but we saw the unbridled nepotism and hatred that characterised all his actions and utterances. In all honesty, Igbo's and well meaning Nigerians don't care anymore about you or your actions, for as long as the Lord is on his throne, we would all triumph. Those that supported and voted for Buhari in 2015 to spite the Igbos are the ones that are suffering and been killed most in his tenure, karma is real.

U shud blame Jonathan for allowing the chibok issue linger

swaggerjack:
Celebrating state capture. They will not be invited to the table to come and chop.

So u show us pix of white people chopping

U see urself? Them be whites before?

Donnyjohn:
Who the hell wants to became a Nigerian citizen

385 people

This news funny o.

My first time hearing of such tho.
The foreigners funny sha

Well... what kind we do?

To all of u know this and know peace.

Tinubu shud and will be better than buhari.

No administration fit ever bad like this one

Acidosis:
Nobody cares oo.. All these BATists are just forcing the handover and inauguration thing in our faces.

Speak for urself o

coputa:
By their fruits ye shall know them,if a general overseer that superintendent over hundreds of Christians can make such a comment,it shows how fake they are

You religion preaches forgiveness,but you are not practicing it, what then will he tell his congregation or what example is he showing them.

I, personally don't like Tinubu but as it is now, all Nigerians should rally round him to build a better Nigeria.Nobody knows God may have decided to use the corner stone.

On point.
Bu the way, what made him think he cud pull large votes?

ogododo:
https://punchng.com/breaking-i-will-never-call-tinubu-my-president-tunde-bakare/

If u cannot call tinubu ur president, u shudnt entertain the idea of u being given any ministerial post.

[quote author=clockwisereport post=123410893]If they don't check papers, they should resign. Na their hon be dat.


But u know say non of those commercial drivers get papers

obama99:
So is that enough justification for bribe collection? As a custodian of the law, what is the duty of the police . Pls don't get used to bad things.

Checking papers is not the duty of the police except if there is an urgent need for a stop and search. We are not in a zoo where you can do anything .. what do they know there that they can search.

The moment the vehicle you're driving has both vehicle license and drivers license updated, you have mo business with them. It's only when they want to play on your intelligence that they will bring up other issues

But u can see that non of those commercial vehicles have papers.et them get their papers complete and up to date.


But they won't. Who u go blame?

donbachi:
No world leader want to come.

Name one world leader u know.

If the police begin check papers now and arrest motorists una go cry foul.
How many people get complete papers for their vehicle?

Not saying what the police is doing is right.

But make una no dey form saint.

Police is ur friend o .

Abi u want to try VIO?

SisterAnn:
That's why it's called sugar stick.

Correct babe

SisterAnn:
I'm just here to check out the bulge in their pants.

The third picture has it. 😹

Hmm. E dey sweet u ba

Did u say zero racism?

Coolabbie:
Jesus you have never failed me.
Please don't allow Tinubu climb that seat.
Jesus ARISE for Nigeria.

Show your wonder working power Jehovah.
God of the last hour, save us from this impending calamity.
ARISE and stop Tinubu!!

I don't get.
What's ur reason for such a prayer?

Even if they allow him back, what if them begun fail am for every exam?

I remember one guy that year for school wey stand up accuse lecturer in front of VC. For e mind he was doing the rest of the set good.

Omo the guy failed all courses.


And na VC come out tell us to come out and name any lecturer , that he will protect the person o

My guy fail, come humble( then, he was the most muscular and tough looking goliath like dude)

Next time he will face his school.
For this country just learn to work solo.
No dey form aluta.

DMerciful:
Obi is the only news selling!

U mean ur pepper and groundnut business is not selling?