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Which kind shoe this guy for blue trousers dey wear sef?
The shoe get unnecessary space for behind abi na foldable shoe?

OdefaGirl:
I like his........??..?? It won't make sense anymore
This one is not among the"coded" comments.... don't you like the nose mask?
It's unique nahh

I catch u oo.
If u comot the face mask na the man remain.
I no like nose mask

This country has the most complex humans in the world.
Only one human being in Nigeria is the following:
Politician, devil worshipper, thief,liar,pretender,wickedness personified,church goer,youth adviser,philanthropist, retard, stupid,ignorant,kleptomanic.

Yen yen yen yen yen yen yen
We are ready
We will handle it
All hands are on deck
We have the capacity
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
U see this minister of health?

I have directed
I have instructed
I have rewritten to
U see our president?


Now they are churning out excuses

OdefaGirl:
I don die......
For nose mask ke??

I know coded comment when I smell one.
Comot the nose mask wetin go remain?

nams77:
Thats why it annoys me when Nigeria will be begging US to sell them weapon and be buying jets( is it really a jet plane since it uses propeller) from Brazil instead of getting mad ass equipments from Russia for dirt cheap price and they will be happy to sell and even give u discount sef and vodka to drink.

If i be president ehn, i will do many radical but correct stuffs

No be obama the gay ass licking monkey?
Blame obama not this present administration of trump.
But I doubt if US will be interested sef cos they know naija na scam.
They know that naija will just want media attention

seanwilliam:
koshi Danu joor.. see as you dey reason like a cretin. Shey na america bring the virus, do you know how billions of dollars they would spend on research on top virus wey dem no cause?? Most of technology like android, window, camera, Google,
Facebook, youtube,email e.t.c you enjoy today no be from America?? Useless hypocrites..you're very very daft,.. ode abunu.. you dont have sense
.

Even If someone is gonna rubbish America, it should not be a nonentity like you from NIGERIA...

Chai! See uppercut!
Damn!
Nighar u got no chills. But am with u on this.
How many russian softwares do we use sef?

vibre:
That's what they think. America is always years ahead of them but they won't loud it until you try and see and believe

Exactly my thoughts.
Russia likes to display weapons from time to time.
America never does that even though they invest heavily on weaponry

Tobi or torilla lanez should shut the hell up or drop a billboard number 1 album.

OdefaGirl:
I like his nose mask

Hey. Behave.
He's married shey u know

Acmepreneur:
This disease is gradually coming to the poor masses, the way people go suffer ehn, some people will shed blood tears, shebi you are happy that the virus is affecting rich people and politicians.

Its not a hemorrhagic disease

gratiaeo:
So what is different between the this and Abia own. The same bed, the only difference i see is size of the building

Omo those na bunkers for abia na.
The building wony even facilitate good ventilation sef.
Them just build am like boys quarters

bilulu:
You see the problem with you guys, simple reasoning you are saying by the Grace of God. It's not spiritual, it's reasoning. How many cases have you tested in Nigeria? How many cases have Italy tested, even the Ecuador. You guys should use your brain instead of shifting your responsibilities to God

The problem with u is that our thinking from ur anus.
Dont u know that there are many sides to an event?
U can approach it scientifically, spiritually, logically, evolutionary etc.
Even though we havent tested much like u said, why are people not dropping dead like in the Ecuador like u mentioned?
At least it will alert the country that something is wrong somewhere.........dont tell me that bullshit about people having it and recovering without them knowing!

CoronaVirusPro:
If it's real Corona virus and not the malaria they treating in Naija, they better leave them there.

UK health system is top notch. If they take that flight, then they should be ready to face what comes after.

Nigerian doctors will only prescribe the usual, Antibiotics, pain reliever and blood tonic.

That's the cure for all ailments in Nigeria. Even HIV/AIDS.

Please don't quote me, I am not feeling fine.

Its top notch yet they want to return back to Nigeria.
Its top notch yet people r dying there like rats

aminulive:
SOURCE: https://politicsnigeria.com/fact-check-did-melinda-gate-claim-to-see-dead-bodies-all-over-africa/

OP and fact check is no different frm CNN. Mad, confused humans.
I remember CNN fact checking trump last week. CNN said:
Mr trump said that America has done more tests than any other country in the world.
CNN fact check: trump is right about America having conducted the most Corona virus test of any country in the world, but he's wrong because per capita, it's not America!!!


Can u imagine!!!
Melinda gates and her husband can go and shove their aids up their asses.
These are the same people clamouring for population control.
Now they r not happy that africa is not the worst hit y the virus.
Thunder fire them

9jaRealist:
Generally, if the patient in treatment and the illness being managed...
Mild symptoms should not ordinarily get worse. Some patients take almost 30 pills daily to boost their immune system.

Obviously, it's a new disease with lots of unknowns...
But the severe cases are usually bad when brought in, and tend to degenerate rapidly (especially those with health issues).
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Owk

9jaRealist:
Because over 80% of positive cases show mild or NO symptoms...
They're still put in isolation centers so as not infect others, but it's like having a cold for such cases.
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How come the mild symptoms rarely degenerate into severe conditions?

Stalwert:
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The Chinese doctors are currently in UK, Italy and Russia that the highest expression of your intellectual capacity is rumour mongering and infantile lies should be a thing of shame to your conscience.

PS at op na so your other thread of despair and gloom failed disgracefully, one will think you will seek a more decent and positive thread to write like how the e community comprising of many billionaires on Nairaland can offer succour to the many that will suffer ABI na to dey gloat on top other people suffer be ya work? What a waste.

Let's assume they in these countries u mentioned, how have they reduced the death toll?
I tot they said they have a secret drug to cure it?
Yet they allowed thousands die in their country.
U didnt even answer the question.
Of what benefits will they be to us?

The number of discharges is what is funny.
Why and how are they recovering so fast? And why do we have less than 5 cases of severe cases of this disease?
Lagos needs to be cordoned off Asap.
Edo state and Kano state should beware o.
Buhari didn't address the issue of how best the palliative should be given out e.g via bvn. He showed that he's not even abreast with happenings in the country or just doesn't care or he's just the best pretender ever, cos when u think of it, if a former president can say he cant afford a presidential form of 10 million naira, then expect the best acting in due time.
Btw, I think we have the most uneducated and enlightened President in the world or in all of history.
So many people are cashing out big on this pandemic.
It's such a sad scenario.
It's a good. This too, shall pass.
My points look all muddled up. So many tots running thru my head. Is jazz real? Are demons controlling our leaders?
I read somewhere today, that Jonathan's wife's hotel is to be used as an isolation centre. Are they expecting more patients? Thank kind of edifice?
Is something controlling people to act the way they act?
Illuminati? Agenda 21?

Joystark:
Don't even know what to say.

Say 'ah ah'

Omo where Maurice iwu nw?
I tot he said he has the cure to this virus?

Oluneutral:
Jesus!



And I was thinking the confirmed number will keep declining!

What exactly is going on!

Some people have said that, any day there're discharges in the day time, there will always be more confirmed people in the night. I didn't want to buy into that assumption previously but seems that's somewhat true with this update.


BTW, what happened yesterday, why was the number of confirmed people lesser and that of today is times four of yesterday.

Did that means not many were tested yesterday.

Anyways, no matter how and when, we're winning this battle very soon.

Please, people stay safe, stay at home to prevent further spread!

God bless and endow our scientists and medical crew more and more with wisdom.

Medical crews yes.
Scientists no.

unscripted:
please stop talking like this , what scam ? have u checked Senegal's recovery rate , or Iran's, some nations are recovering better than Nigeria, it may be about genetics could be anything , but some nations also have very high recovery rate , so stop shouting scam, be grateful for the good news ..

Iran?
Nigeria has one of, if not the fastest recovery rate.

So what did the Chinese doctors come to do?

WHO should shut the hell up or explain why they dont want people to use hydroxychloroquine

OtemAtum:
This is to say that Jehovah and Allah will be locked away from people for two more weeks. This will reduce the level of scams by Jehovah's people sha, but hunger virus will continue. Where is audio Jesus when his followers need him most?


Anyway sha, this will surely pass away like the other pandemics of the past, then pastors will come and claim the glory of the scientists

By definition, u r a fool.

Pdiddy should tell the world how he knew that niggaz were coming for bigge smalls that night but preferred to have him killed or shut the hell up.
He should also tell us why he wont sell Mase back his masters for a substantial amount since he, puffy is already close to being a billionaire.
He screams black excellence everytime but he keeps ripping blacks off their livelihood.

ignis:
More Nigerians have died of COVID 19 in Diaspora than Nigeria. As a mathematician the puzzle is difficult to solve and understand.
We have more population of Nigerians here in Nigeria and have recorded just 10 deaths so far, considering the poor medical facilities here.
Something must be wrong.

RIP to the death.

Are they using hydroxychloroquine?
No.
In US?
No.
Anti trump forces plus the WHO wont allow

Lorazepam:
Lagos no even fit keep clean sheet for once, smh.

Na there people sabi do exercise pass na.

seangy4konji:
takenashi takemodo takenaka...

Meaning?

emperorshaokahn:
if na ibadan now,na so you go day see brown roofs everywhere.

Ibadan is still safer and cheaper than 98 percent of cities in Nigeria.
Am from south south