₦airaland Forum

Nigerialabalaba:
Yoruba fit dey alone na ibo no get access to sea so go be country next to ND for south and kogi for north and Benue for East ( dos 2 states sef na d butt of jokes for dem mediocre
governors) and ibo go dey need visa to come Lasgidi. Posh sensible ibo people no go waste all dem done build outside iboland for one yeye Lesotho for inside Naija. Naija no go divide, any part wey try am, e go suffer pass wetin Russia show Ukraine.
Naija na one . Make ibo change from dem bad ways and make Tafawa Balewa and Oba of Lasgidi comot d curse for d sacrilege some yeye ibo people comit

For your mind now you dey make sense abi?, You wey na your tribe they rule the country how far?, Shebi u dey lecture hall like this?, Shebi you get constant electricity?, Shebi you fit use 1k feed urself well for two weeks?, Shebi if you catch common cold you dey get good medical treatment?, Shebi you get security of your life and your property?. And for the bolded....I just laughed at your stewpidity. No hard feelings though.

This man must have smoked Igbo (marijuana sativa), the brand of weed from Afghanistan.

Now wetin you want make we do?, Didn't you people date before marriage?, Cos if you dated you should have noticed all the behaviour and attitude, that reserved kind of attitude made me part ways with a girl I truly loved, no fun, no conversation, even when I try to initiate one all I get is always a straight replies. Omo I japa.

GooodHardDick:
His Simpson was Legendary. However, we have lots of Simps nowadays. Most of them are even here on nairaland

But they are all baby simps just like baby crocodile they can't bite.

Jack was the king of simps and no one has broken that record.

BabalawoPikin:
this is why you can never be rich

I see you richest man in your village...

What kind of expensive joke is this?

BabalawoPikin:
soko ko zazuu ni. Them force u bfor u collect am? We hear any noise when u dey collect am? As they msg your contacts no make noise na. If na me. I go find you and break your balls cux ntin concern me and your contacts. You are a foolish human that's what your friends can borrow you little amount like that. So why bother when they get such msgs

I don chop d money go to hell you and your greedy loan shark company, may God bless you if you have never borrowed money from anyone and may you remain in agony if you have ever borrowed from someone.

bilangha:
it takes patience

Help me tell them

BabalawoPikin:
see this one. Agent of who I lend people money privately so I know how it feels not to pay back as at when due. At least u were happy when they gave you the money. Now u made them sad and go through stress to receive it. You will never see happiness again in your life. No be swear. Na karma go rape u

Just the way happiness has eluded you and your entire lineage, tell me if you send defamatory SMS to the contacts of those you give loan to just cos your said loan came two days late even while adding late charges and collecting almost 50% interest, yeye sokoloan agent. Na happy person I go remain till end of time.

Here to read comments, one has been threatening me since morning, if I get money I go pay them but if I no get then let them do what ever they want but me sha have warned him that if he dare try to send any nonsense to any of my contacts then he has to also go and collect the money from my contacts that he wants to send messages to.

1. The feeding of five thousand with two fish and a loaf of bread.

2. The wedding at cannan where Jesus Christ turned water to wine.

My reason for choosing this two is that I no dey like dey where food no dey .

Ask innoson how he did it

Buhari and his Islamic terrorists and any Muslim that supports terrorism will never know peace, yeye people hiding under one yeye god to commit evil and justifying it with Thier nonsense Qur'an.
Just imagine how they killed that doctor.

BabalawoPikin:
do you have sense? who would borrow u money again now?

Are you Thier agent too?, I don chop the money do Ur worse.

siofra:
I have seen worse things about me on this forum.

You waka with your two left leg go man house go open your totto give am make em Bleep then you still want make I still call you a good woman that am not supposed to loose, your own problem pass the one Satan dey face with God.

OP don't make me say you are foolish

Unizikbuynasell:
baba dey vex oo

I did it to one yeye loan app like that, they sent messages to my contacts just for defaulting for two days, you know what I did?, I told them I will use Thier money and buy drink and kill chicken for pepper soup for guys then send pictures to the mumu that has been threatening me on WhatsApp. I did it Nd sent pictures of the chicken and beer to her and she said I no get sense

If na me ehh, if I pay back make I die..

Powerfly:
Try not getting any girl pregnant while you're here...

I don't understand....

Sorry bro, may Nigeria never happen to any of us

Iyaebe:
Good for you

Take more drugs bro and thank me later.

Mr, Musa don't worry the terrorists are your brothers highest they can do is to flog you koboko.

TheOldGods:
We have been dating for a while now. Been coming to my house and my parents knows her. Normally she visits and sleeps over and ofcourse because she is my guest ,I'll have to give her food etc.


So today I decided to be different. I told her I was hungry and if she was, ofcourse she hurried and said yes, dresses up and jumped in my lexus. I just smiled, and started the car and we drove to a restaurant.

Before we got down from the car, I told her that I don't want to spend more than 3k on the meal between the both of us, and I told her to handle it, which she said fine, and split the fees to 1500 each. She got her food and a huge chicken which everything was 1500 naira on her end, and I got swallow which was about 1050 naira on my end. And the total money was 2550 naira. Then suddenly my girlfriend told me she also wants plantain, that the money is not yet upto 3k. That it must reach 3k. I was shocked because, if we were married then she can't help me save money when I tell her let's cut down cost. I thought she would even be happy that she saved me money and now we didn't send upto that 3k. But wow.

The waiter wanted to take the food and add the plantation of 450, but I refused and told her to collect her payment as we were done ordering.

My so called girlfriend then got angry and decided to seat somewhere far away from me, and we didn't see each other till I was done eating, although she waited for me. To my surprise she didn't eat that food, she packaged it back in a takeaway bag, and kept it for me. I asked her why she didn't eat the food she ordered by herself which was already 1500, as we agreed, and she said she won't eat it, and I took the food back. I ate the food myself with the chicken.

Right now, I don't want to take this relationship serious. Did I do the wrong thing by not allowing her spend the remaining money and making it 3k? Which ofcourse was the remaining money from my own food.?

Oga you have gotten yourself a selfish woman.... congratulations

Buhari till my hen grows teeth.....

I recall last year when 9 different loan sharks where all sending messages to my contacts that I am on the run with Thier money , I nearly killed myself, now if loan app threaten to send messages to my contacts I will even encourage them to send it but thank God I finally secured a job and no longer live on loans from those loan sharks, I have gone legit.....hunger dey Street no be lie .

Go for the one you know you have passion for and Also don't forget to learn any digital skill too.

Clearly Nigeria is for sale to the highest bidder.....too bad , what will our sons/daughters do when they hear that this thieves called politicians lied to thier fathers that they where the leaders of tomorrow?

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GoodHardDick:
You mean those broke, frustrated, pained and entitlement hoes?

Guy take it easy on them na haba.....

GoodHardDick:
What nonsense!! Is that girl mad or what?
What an audacity? What an entitlement mentality?

It is a good thing your brother dumped her Ass asap. What rubbish

Me gan I once told one yeye girl I was dating far back that I want to travel to go see my mum and the next thing she said was how many times have I made plans to come see her cos she stays in another city, guy I weak.