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officialwdhtv:
Nigerian President Bola Tinubu post a video of him heading to the office today on his instagram page.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I64QkehonyM

Dude ain't wearing his infinity cap, why?!

iExplore:
I don't understand how nose piercing and waist beads are turn offs for some men.
I find them sexy and very attractive. Why do some men hate them?

Future wifey (if there will be one) will surely have nose piercing

until ashawo show you pepper, after that you begin hate nose-ring and waist-bead

PrinceOfLagos:
Rest in peace mohbad

Street gonna miss you, Imole!


Credit: @urfavtechnician

No autopsy we're never gonna know what killed this guy

Felicity0001:
The main reason I dish the Uber hustle is, na me dey pay you, if I don't drive you won't pay your rent or pay you staff, I own my car, I fuel it, maintain it and do many other things yet you will tell me where to go, and how much to charge and even still have the guts to block my account... Like I don't understand!

He who pays the piper dictates the tune.

But in this case it's the other way round

Ordinarily yes, but this is a buyers' market

If you stop selling your services on e-hailing today, about five (recently retrenched from office) drivers are struggling to register in your place. Naija economy is tanking, seriously

Kukutente23:

The list is fake. I saw the original list and these are the names

LeoDeKing Defence
Helinues interior
FreeStuffsNG Humanitarian Affairs
Seunmsg Finance
Zxcvbnmghtr Trade and Commerce
LegendHero Culture and Tourism
Nairalanda1 Petroleum
IconicR Women Affairs
Christistruth03 Agriculture


Others are coming

That deranged creature that always dedicates 'Great jam!' on ftc, is pencilled down for the Ministry of Propaganda. Joe Goebbels Abah will be his deputy.

Chineloani:
So, the final awaited Ministerial List was read at the Senate and the following Bigwigs of the APC were missing:
1. Femi-Fani Kayode (FFK)
2. Ganduje (Former Gov. Of Kano)
3. Festus Keyamo (SAN)

Could they have done something wrong or they lack the needed capacities for any Ministerial seat?

What's your opinion?

How is Fani Kayode a bigwig of APC, someone that has mental and drug-addiction problems?

And Keyamo and Ganduje are both notorious criminals

WriterNig:
https://twt-thumbs.washtimes.com/media/image/2023/07/27/Russia_Africa_Summit_84247_c0-0-3482-2030_s885x516.jpg?888215471a54f4daf64804584837c2cb12ffce36

🇷🇺 Russia's President Vladimir Putin has gifted his Zimbabwe counterpart a Mil-38 presidential helicopter, according to 🇿🇼 Zimbabwe's ministry of information.

The gift will be delivered soon, the statement posted on social media said.

President Emmerson Mnangagwa is attending the Russia-Africa Summit in St Petersburg along with other African leaders.

Russia also pledged to provide free grain to Zimbabwe and five other African countries.

Zimbabwe has long-standing ties to Russia dating back to the war of liberation against white-minority rule.

It is among the African countries that has maintained a neutral stance in the war in Ukraine, refusing to condemn Russia for the invasion.

African leaders are wretched, greedy and totally useless all at the same time

And mark it, it's gonna be pre-owned...that's how much regard Putin got for their worthless black assés.

MarcusGarvey:
You're just a fool, if you have nothing reasonable to say why can't you shut the gutter you called mouth.

God punish yoir foolish Papa wey bring you up for inside gutter...with your long neck like ostrich own, inside 500 naira shirt wey you buy from back of Mandillas building

Anuofia!

MoonlightDrive:
Will the driver be allowed to on AC?

You no dey fear you want to run AC with min. at least three indians inside saloon car, their garlic sweat will choke you to death

MarcusGarvey:
You're just a fool, if you have nothing reasonable to say why can't you shut the gutter you called mouth.

Your papa is a fool

Idiot monkey

Enemyofpeace:
Adagunodo? Stagnant water. What kind of evil name is that?

Adagunodo = Lake, NOT stagnant water.

Stop being ignorant!

9jahotblog:
https://www.thecable.ng/just-in-soji-adagunodo-pdp-south-west-vice-chairman-is-dead/amp

Na im own wahala be that

No mercy/sympathy for politician

damilola4162:
Source: https://newspremises.com.ng/95-year-old-man-marries-teenage-girl-in-abuja-communityphotos/

Every aboki na horndog for life na...fúck till mere seconds before you enter the grave

Hurbashola:
Popular Nollywood actress, Judy Austin is almost moved to tears as she speaks on how God is fighting her battles despite the hurdles facing her; concludes that she is special.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xn7GiObmkg

This comes days after facing backlash over her condolence message to her husband, Yul Edochie who lost his son with his first wife.

According to Judy Austin in a video, she is untouchable, thanks to God’s love and extra attention in her life despite the challenges facing her.


“I don’t know where to start from; God loves me so much. I know it might sound strange to some; He has continued to fight all my battles. I am a special child; from my childhood, my youth till I gave birth to all my kids even till my last baby.

Damn! Look at the ugly horrible witch Yul went and married?

Shey im mama no breastfeed am when im small ni? If na so then I understand his attraction to her is the ginormous breast

.

All these years we thought Rotimi Amaechi was the problem, and it turns out Wike is actually a disaster of a human being. Wonder how his wife manages to live with him

Melezenawii:
https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2023/02/06/tinubu-doles-out-huge-sum-of-money-to-victims-of-bandits-in-katsina/

Which one is this, Lagos money or Drug money?

2mercy:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/02/naira-redesign-causes-hardship-for-troops-fighting-boko-haram-ndume-laments/

How can they put a known Terror Boss/sponsor in charge of senate commitee on armed forces?

No wonder the terrorists always seem to be several steps ahead of the soldiers, to the extent of being in the know of battle plans way before time....Nigeria is such a show of shame!

Buhari wants to scatter Nigeria finally

hopexter:
Your parents and that of your community are the ones your cause is referred to. They have right to support who they want you bigot!

My parents can never be that useless

I guess those are your family/village people, hence the bitterness in your soul Functional retãrds like yourself and those dirty useless fools in the picture deserve to be extinguished from the face of the earth, so that the world can make progress

GeneralPula:
Las las, this woman will be alright when she eventually climax..

Aisha buhari isn’t a coward like her..

Does she even look happy doing that?

You people are just naturally foolish by nature

No one takes Wike serious anymore

AnonPoet:
The accord Party candidates for Egbeda/Ona-Ara were met with shock after the community leaders rejected them right in their presence during a meeting held yesterday at the home of one of the top political leaders in the community.


One of the leaders was heard saying, we cannot support the accord party because We don’t know their presidential candidate and don’t know them.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPSyy1cBjCw

Those aren't community leaders...they are just a bunch of useless old men trying to fill their empty stomachs

Odewaleadesoye:
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Two Thieves

Lagos for Junkies

I bet the DSS saw that coming lol

abc115:
Bola Tinubu Predicted Tems Winning Grammy Award




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpX2NOy1fwE

Oloshi continue dey fall ya family hand

Bootlicker

WriterNig:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHGy_Md-F1U



Credit: Washington Post || The Guardian

Idiot talk

ieemmanuel:
At about 12.30pm
got an OTP (one time password) message on my phone, luckily for me I was outside the bank then I immediately rushed into the bank and went straight to the managers desk to lay the complaint.

At about 12.34pm while the accountant was still checking my phone, a debit alert of the sum of N100.00 came in followed by another debit alert of N250,000.00 and subsequent debit alert of N250,000.00 making it a total sum of N500,100.00. After seeing all the debit alerts the bank then blocked my account.

Zenith

Bank of Thieves

YungMillionaire:
Funny thing is if the so called christian heaven exists, this trangeder will make it and all the wicked christians on this thread criticizing her will not enter the heaven. RIP beautiful soul. May your sojourn to the other world be peaceful and painless.

Don't mind them they are all fools

Hypocrites