₦airaland Forum

1st he needs to change his name. "Kelly Handsome" is such a stupid name, then maybe he can stop actn stupid

embassyman:
Bro, i need a Toyota Sequia maybe 03 model, like how much will it cost to get to naija port

@ embassyman the total cost of getting a toyota sequia 03 model to naija is about $13,500. This includes cost of the car, shipping cost & cost of clearance in naija.

@ goodluck sent u a price quote with some pics 2 ur box. By d way is this d goodluck dat i know

Right now i have
07 toyota corolla - for $10,000 excluding cost of shipping & clearing
04 Toyota camry - price yet to be determined
Mercedes SUV ML 350 '99' model - $10,500 excluding shipping & clearing
amongst others.

Its a pity i can't attach pics of the cars here cos its too large, but any1 that wants pics of the cars, i can send it 2 their box. I would rather discuss in details via email. onyeben2000@yahoo.com

Dude whateva the case maybe, its obvious ur wife has allowed the disrespect that's why the rest of the family also disrespects U. U are d man of d house no matter what & u need to start acting like 1. U did not marry the rest of the family, U only married 1 member of the family and u need to let them know 2 stay d F@#K out of ur biz. So either ur wife stays her ass right there with u thru thick & thin or go back 2 her sorry ass family, then u gonna see who's gonna have d last laugh. This is the 21st century dude MAN UP!!!!!!!!!! & start taking care of ur biz. Even the queen of england respects her hubby like we even know who he is & so does the rest of the royal family. So handle ur Biz man

He whom the gods wanna bring death upon, they 1st make delusional, Its just a matter of time. JUST A MATTER OF TIME!!!!!!!!!!! 1000, 999, 998, 997, 996, 995 ,

He whom the gods wanna bring death upon, they 1st make delusional, Its just a matter of time. JUST A MATTER OF TIME!!!!!!!!!!! 1000, 999, 998, 997, 996, 995 ,

@elvymoore & Damolux01 an 04/05 toyota corolla is goin for btw $6,000-7,500. And point of correction a 04/05 corolla is not brand new, its tokunbo. @kikeige will get back to you on the MB 450GL or 350GL. Wld like to discuss further in details wit u cos i also live in dallas, TX.

@elvymoore & Damolux01 an 04/05 toyota corolla is goin for btw $6,000-7,500. And point of correction a 04/05 corolla is not brand new, its tokunbo. @kikeige will get back to you on the MB 450GL or 350GL. Wld like to discuss further in details wit u.

Usually i buy my cars direct from the live auction, cos they are far cheaper than over the internet. So say a car that cost $5,000 on the internet could likely cost about $3,500 at the auction. But to buy a good car for my clients i usually tell em to give me about 1-2 months cos then i will have a good time frame to get a good car at a real good price. No need hurrying and getting a car at an expensive price when u can just take ur time and get same car at a reasonable price. Also with a good time frame i am able to access different auctions at different time. I always let my clients know before hand what to expect. An MB 450GL or 350GL 07-09 model is gonna be a pretty expensive car but if u want the price am gonna check it out & see how much it cost. But i like to deal with serious straight forward folks.

Toyota Sienna 01-04 XLE - $5,500 - $8,500. VW Golf cars are hard to come by cos they are few drivers of the cars & i believe if found its probably gonna be cheap. Note Price of cars fluctuates daily. So if really interested u can reach me on my number to discuss further or on my email onyeben2000@yahoo.com

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I thot Atiku was in AC party? Didn't his Gay colleagues vote 4 him. Fcukin gaylord joker

He lives in Texas U.S. Stories circulating around the Nigerian community is that he was having problem with his wife, who was a nurse, which might have been 1 of the reasons he committed suicide. This has become a major problem amongst Nigerian marriages, a man goes back home marries a nurse brings her to the U.S, she remains a loyal until she starts earning money & gets into the grove with her fellow Nigerian nurses. Then she changes & starts showing her true poor as hell, ghetto self ( i mean you can take the man/woman out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the man/woman, Right). Stories abound of Nigerian men killing their wives who are nurses. May his gentle soul R.I.P.

N.B- He should have killed the female dog aka bitch, ass well

which of them?

I thot Atiku was in AC party & he was 1 of the founders of the AC party, now he has been endorsed by PDP. Now am confused  . Just shows that this F#$Kin Nigerian politicians really dont care about the country but about how to reap the country off for their selfish means. What is even the qualifications of Atiku. So sad!!!!

fstranger:
May you NEVER be forgiven of ANY mistake you make in life henceforth. May it be unto you as you wish for our fictional Olu. Say Amen!

@ stranger. Only a slowpoke like olu, can act in such a way. He was adivised by his friends on any & all his foolish mistakes he was about 2 make even b4 he made it. So he's got only himself 2 blame. maybe u are jst like him,

This is 1 of the reasons i really dont like mixing with Nigerians here. Either they are into some shady S$%T OR basically constitutin a nuisance. They come over here with their F$%Ked up naija mentality, forgetin this is a society of law & order & the bulls%^t that works in naija doesn't work here. After they are done constituting a nuisance & getting caught, they make the honest, hardworkin, law-abiding Nigerians look really bad. Any F%^&in naija who feels he can come here & act a fool, should be caught, jailed & shipped home.

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If most of you that condemn & beef those that live abroad had an open opportunity 2 leave Nigeria, i believe you wont think twice about packin your bags & baggages & headin to the airport. If e.g America were to make it visa free 4 Nigeria, believe me 90% of Nigerians will be out of there b4 night falls. Where would you rather have a quality education? Nigeria or abroad? Where would you rather have a house of your own where u got security, electricity, rule of law, quality health care etc Nigeria or abroad. Even your so called leaders know this, why do u think they rather send their kids abroad to school, own houses abroad etc. And 4 you Nigerians living a rich life abroad & expect the people to kiss ur A@# becos u are rich like they do in Nigeria, well Bleep y'all!!!! Thats why u are livin in a civilised society where nobody gives a damn how much u got or u make, cos here every1 has the same equal rights & nobody is above the law, Rich or Poor. so if u want some1 to kiss ur A@# cos u are rich well go back to Nigeria where u can have u A$% kissed all day & do wateva & oppress the poor. Once again i say Bleep y'all!!!!!!!! So instead of being myopic try & better urself, improve urself rather than being ignorant. There's a sayin "I thot my father's farm was the biggest in the world until, Agreed there's no place like home but wherever u lay ur head becomes ur home.

@Omo_Tier1 u seem to sound as a reasonable fellow. In the 1st place if Nigeria is not functioning as a single unit then we can as well disintegrate. greater nations have e.g USSR. About IBB please dont even get me started. Some1 that set the nation back 2 decades still has the effrontery to wanna still contest as President cos he knows Nigerians aint gonna do anything about him. This is why I am strongly of the opinion that leaders past & present have to be Erased for the country to even move forward an inch. They have to be the ones 2 be sacrificed to the gods for positive changes to start hapening. Every1 keeps criticizing MEND for what they are doing but MEND now has everybody's attention & every1 now takes them seriously ask ur Govt. If you want Peace u got to prepare 4 War & sacrifices have to be made,

Omo_Tier1:
I guess you are not really this daft with comments like the one in bold! FYI, Dr. Tafida has transformed the Nigeria embassy in London and I can say without mincing words that the level of professionalism there has improved and in my opinion, He has taken the embassy a step higher than where Kayode left it.To add to what some sensible forumites have said, Should we let a looner tad like Alan Sugar pour insult just because we have internal issues in our family? The answer to that is obviously No! These old rag whites think they can through their mouth about as though they are still in the slave/Master era.

For all I know and can say: the brits can laugh at us for now, but surely, Nigeria will be greater than Britain soonest; just as the chinese/Indians today look at britain as one little rascal that can be spanked at any time, soonest, that is how Britain will be to Nigeria.

@Omo_Tier1 U keep forgetting Nigeria was once greater than the uk & America together. Remember when the naira was stronger than the dollar & pounds sterling, we had a strong economy & every1 wanted to be associated with Nigeria & nigerians. We had the foundation to build from. Now we dont even have a foundation talkless of a house. So u got to ask urself where did we go wrong or ask the rulers What d Bleep happened? If u want to wait around 2 see when Nigeria is gonna rise again i wish u happy waiting cos i dont see any visible credible changes taking place. The only changes i see are more corruption, robbery, kidnappings, killings looting & now bombings etc. Its hi time we take our foot out of our arses & call our rulers to order that is when things are gonna start happenin & the world will start takin us seriously & envying us once again. We got 2 start lookin inwards & thinkin deep, Real Deep about where it all went wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bet this Tafida guy doesn't really give a rat's arse about Nigeria, rather he jst siezed an opportunity to have his voice heard & act like he is doing a good job. I bet if u go to his embassy in the uk, it is as hopeless & miserable as all other Nigerian embassies world wide. Y'all need to go to any of the Nigerian embassies abroad it is a reflection of how messed up Nigeria is. Dr. Tafida "Charity begins @ home" mo'bleeper,

First & foremost who d Bleep is his "Excellency" Please the guy is jst a bleeping high commissioner of Nigeria to the uk compared to a knight, so who should be his Excellency. It is becos of sycophancy names like these His Excellency, Honorable, His Highness etc. This is why these fcukin rogues rob us blind & the citizens still kiss their arsess by callin them such exalted names which they dont deserve. We as a people need to stop glorifyin these bastards. If it wasnt 4 the bleeped up leaders & rulers of the country who have messed up & dented the image of the country, people like Sir Alan Sugar wont insult Nigeria cos he is stating the obvious. So instead of feeling hurt by the insult we need to go clean up our image & take care of our shit b4 takin offence in such insults cos we deserve it & MORE, & please please & pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease STOP CALLING THESE MO'FUCKERING LEADERS & RULERS THESE GLORIFIED NAMES. Imagine a thief robbing u blind & u still call him "HIS EXCELLENCY" We need 2 start learning, Bulshit!!!!!!!!!!

I aint gona be mad. Just tells me i can hit it off with her any1 of her friends or any1 else. I mean we are just "Friends" remember!!!! I mean all i got 2 do is put my best game face on. I totally aint gonna be mad!!!

What can 1 expect when the military is doin the job of the police, unneccessary conclusion. This is 1 of the numerous reasons the incompetent Nigerian police should be sacked, disbanded, erased & people should start protecting themselves. Like the police dont know who these kidnappers are or their hideouts. Bunch of incompetent morons

Some1 please do us a favor & really kill this mo'fucker. That is put a bullet in between his eyes

Typical Nigeria Bulshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Death 2 all these Mo'fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 real some1 pls give me an AK47

Must u drink, smoke weed & party all night to be noticed as a star in naija. Another clear case of 1 loser not being able 2 handle his success. Pray he recovers from this incident & learns his mistake,

Never make a ho a housewife, once a ho , A ho who says she has quit is only on temporary leave of absence