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Nigga plzzzzzzzz! Most guys lost their virginity to a prostitute OR their house helps So its no big deal! U got a whole lot of booty comin ur way, so watch out now!

4 real meeeeeeeen! "Pot of Life" was 1 scary movie 4rm naija perspective. How about "Abiku" Those were some scary/creepy naija movies to watch when i was growin up.

Agree with some one on "Silence of The Lamps" that Sir Anthony Hopkins is one creepy guy.

Nothing scares me any more but movies like

Child's play, Nightmare on elm street freddy gruger- got me too scared to go to sleep, the living dead all scared d s**t out me as a kid.

Spyker:
Source please?

dude i live in the U.S so i know what am talkin about. Saw/heard it over the news.

A very nice 1 spikedcylinder! U know u are watchin a Nigerian movie cos

1.  some1 jst has to cry over something OR over nothing

2.  some1 has to be slapped

3.  There jst has to be part 2,3,4 even 5

4.  The 1st disc is only about adverts

5.   To God be the glory at the end of the movie

Really pity people that watch these movies cos it has nothing to offer educationally or otherwise, retards ur I.Q, ur vocabulary etc. Only teaches u that there are so many witches & witchcraft, that wives can't never get along with their in laws, that if u dont have a kid u got problems on ur hands or if u do have a kid/kids but no male child u are in even more problem, etc , NOLLYWOOD! WAKE UP WE ARE IN A NEW CENTURY GET CREATIVE. S**T!
How do people even spend hours watchin this crap beats me!

Breaking News! Nigeria is no more an eligible country for the visa lottery. It was noted that Nigeria has met its quota of legal residents in the U.S. Well i don't know if this is a repercussion on the recent developments concerning Nigeria being a terrorist state & the farouk bruohaha. But this is the latest news coming out of the U.S!

obama smokes SO U wey no dey smoke u be president of america? OR are u even president of non smokers association or watever. Dude go get ur ambitions straightened out b4 u even comment on any1 talkless of d president of america. Fckin non smoker.

Damn! That was some real cool & funny sh*t. The problem with this black guys a.k.a Akatas is they talk 2 damn much & think they tough & can intimidate any1. Kind of reminds me of those Lagos agberos "owo mi da". Sh*t dat nigga got his ass knocked out by a senior citizen 4 that matter.

After seeing and hearing all these negativity about nigeria, we now wonder why people living outside the country don't want to come back or even invest in a country where there is no security & other social ammenities. I weep for NIGERIA!

I wonder know why some people just go about postin something dumb! I guess they just do whatever comes into that their dumb head! Talking of dumping ur girl. I guess she never saw thru ur daftness. Dude go do something with ur life dumb Bleep!

Even when he had the opportunity to score in a penalty shoot out in 2002 nations cup he goofed. Kanu used to be d man, now he is a ghost of himself. He needs to hang up his boots or his boots will hang him!

Is there anything good about this Godforsaken country? Why isn't there ever any positive news about the country called Nigeria. Gawd damn!

A man's got to do wat a man's got 2 do, To survive. God help Nigeria!

ever heard of pro-active solutions, really really good. if u are interested contact me on onyeben2000@yahoo.com. Cos i doubt if the creme is readily available in nigeria.

Why don't u go see d lecturer & tell him how u feel about it? If he still persists tell him u are gonna come lookin 4 him & U ARE GONNA CUT OFF HIS BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BE A MAN DUDE, NOBODY bleep's WIT UR WIFE EXCEPT U!

Why can't some1 hear anything positive or hopeful about this Nigeria. Terrorism, corruption now this nonsense, next the senators, reps, governors, presidency will want pay rise. All these for reaping the country makin it 1 of the most corrupt countries in the world & one of the poorest countries. Some1 should really do Nigeria a favour & F**kin blow up all or some of these glorified bastards!

Or What? meeeen! bleep these our ignoramous leaders! Bunch of A******s.

Don't know why some people are so myopic & ignorant. Even the Governor Fashola of Lagos state knows that the state is one big mess, that he is trying to clean up & improve upon. Must it take a white man for people to know that Lagos being Nigeria's commercial nerve center is one big shithole. I grew up in Lagos all my life but lets face fact, the place is dirty, very dirty, polluted, overpolluted, overcrowded etc. So some of you need to shut the bleep up & face the facts! If not for Mallam El Rufai, i bet Abuja would have turned out like Lagos, but only time will tell Eko ni baje!

Well wether u guys believe it or not, most Nigeria muscians are into drug trafficking big time. When i was in Nigeria i knew quite a few even some actors! Not gonna mention names though, but 1 of these days "breeze go blow fowl yansh go open"

No comment! Nigeria just keeps getting sicker by d day!

Soooooooooooooooooo! Who cares if she died. My granny just died does dat make news! We all die 1 day! Rubbish

tk4luv:
as a woman we need somebody to make us happy,somebody to cuddle us,if you are looking for your prince charming drop your number,or you send me a message.my number is 08036376163

. Well before i call. i will like to know a bit about you. So hola at me on onyeben2000@yahoo.com. Ur name, age, occupation etc. Possibly attach a pics.

@Pitokwe. Maybe u need to start screwin urself! if that will make u feel better!

xynerise u really really reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy need to get a life bro! Who gives a FLYIN Bleep, if u want to date or marry a fat lady. Are u denzel washington, will smith, brad pitt, even 2face or ME. well if u not any of these well u need 2 go bury ur head in the sand, jump in the ocean, get hit by a truck, eat shit or watever cos really nobody gives a shit about u. GIVE ME AN OROBO TO BAD O. Anytime!

Ever heard of Amukoko! U need to try that area.

i am always of the opinion. "What u don't know won't hurt or kill u" Curiosity killed the cat remember!. Enuff said

I really can't believe this! This is 1 reason Nigeria has no head way. Where M****RF****Rs like Aondoaka or watever his name is & his cohorts take Nigerians for a joke. And what a sick joke! Some1 needs to rise up 1 day & do away with these jokers! Unless we as Nigerians rise up as 1 and put these A******S parading themselves as our leaders where they belong in Hell! We wont be able to move from point A to Point B. Do you know that the speaker of the house of representatives in the U.S. Nancy Pelosi makes 8,000 dollars (1.2million Naira) per annum as her basic salary including allowances and all that. The mayor of New York makes $1 yes $1 per annum as salary. How much are our reps in government making. Once we as a people begin to realise that we are the Government and not those A******S we have in government, we stand a chance of moving forward. Can't believe such Nonsense!

How did mikel ever become a football. God has really favoured him. A player who cant take a shot, make a reasonable pass, cant take freekicks, cant even throw in. That guy is pathetic for a footballer. It pains me to see him play for my beloved club chelsea. If u wanna know how bad he is. His absence in the team either club or country is never felt. That is how bad he is. He should thank God for being favoured & make d best use of the opportunity. Such an A** for a footballer.

Nigeria! Nigeria! Naija! That is one sick country it pains me that am from that country. The developed worlds are talking of ways to grow human parts to replace old or disfunctional ones due to diseases, sickness, accidents etc,. They are discussin about protectin the earth's atmosphere which is depleting. These they want to achieve by manufacturing hybrid cars which emit less CO2, consumes less fuel. What is Nigeria talkin about. Light, water, shelter, food. When we are blessed with abundant natural & human resources. To go from Step 1 to Step 2 is no Rocket science. Some1 should do us a favour & kill all our leaders for putting us in these shameful state. Why shouldn't the youths indulge in shameful acts when the leaders are showing no good example! DEATH TO ALL OUR LEADERS for failing us!

Naija Guy some girls are just not worth s**t. Move on dude, u are gonna get a better girl down d road & 1 day this girl is gonna come runnin back or regreting her actions & deeds. Above all M.O.B. Money Over B***hes. M.O.B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because of the world awareness on global warming, climate change, environmental pollution, etc. The world is going hybrid! This simply means more and more hybrid cars are being produced. hybrid cars simply means cars that run on less fuel and are electrically charged. So Nigeria should beware! What will happen to all the oil craze when the world stops using fuel!

Do u Nigeria will get 600,000 Euros i.e (133,524,680.20 Naira) for participating in the World Cup, £18 million (4,003,554,576.79 Naira) if they win the World Cup, £14.5 million if they are runners up i.e 2nd. So nobody should come out & tell us that there is no money to prepare for the world cup. N.B: NFA or what do they call themselves nowadays, take note. Bunch of A**Holes running our football