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Prestonn:
Sorry Boss....Classified information.

Alright, I get.

Are u a military officer; Special forces?

Prestonn:


I just hope my service is over soon, so I can relate with people without hiding my identity.

Her condolence message is as short as their relationship. No long thing! No epistles.

A40:
Laws for a terrorist. You are joking.

Why didn't Osama enjoy the benefits of those laws

Osama was shot in the eye immediately the American commandos burst into the room. A second shot which serve as confirmation followed immediately. He was killed before he even knew what was happening . In other words Alaye just hear say him Don die.

U are correct, laws are not meant for terrorists.

Amotolongbo:
My own question now is.

Will Abba Kyari will be counted as Lagos death or Abuja?

Na interstate death

pocohantas:
Hehehe. You can have 3 sef, be like the meat pass the stew. You know that thing reduces quantity of soup/stew.

Thank you, I Don carry one beef and one chicken move

pocohantas:
I tried the “don’t break” method @ Prestonn and BlueRaydick. Came out realllyyy nice.

"Don't break" method is winning.

Can I please have two pieces of meat from the pot as vote of Thanks?

iamoyindamola:
If this one die tomorrow I should feel bad for him

If the mumu die he will be saying it is the will of Allah,....not knowing it is his foolishness o

I'm sorry to say this o, but seems these guys are out to kill us all.

Whoever that guy in the picture below is, he's obviously not wearing PPE like the NCDC officials yet he's seen handling the coffin.

See 4ckery in full display o.

NCDC : Avoid mass gatherings

Presidency: Chief of staff must be buried according to Muslim rites with hundreds of sympathizers in attendance

airmark:
Who dey talk that one? Yorubas are known for parties. Where 'owambe' and 'aso ebi' originated from?

Aswear.....I don't even think Igbos cook as much food as Yorubas do for parties. I think Igbos oust Yorubas in the drinks aspect, but when it comes to killing cows and cooking for parties ehn...u will even see people supporting Ur party with coolers of moin moin, ófada rice, ẹwà goin and Plantain etc

pamcode:
The way Scholes was deleted by Messi everytime they met was orgasmic. No wonder He and Iniesta ran to collect his shirt the next time they met in a final.

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheFutbolPage/status/1251216356223209474

Ọmọ no be only Scholes ó....even Carrick chop am small....

Messi do Scholes dirty sotey commentator ask " How old is?...oh he's 20, he's an old player"

eph12:
Some that don't have money do borrow. I'll never understand this

To some people ceremoniesike that are business concerns, they borrow money with the hope that the amount they will realize from people spreading them while dancing to a live band and cash gifts in envelopes will be in excess of the amount borrowed to prosecute the ceremony.

Most times it ends in tears sha

Greatihex:
so yoruba people dey kill cow for burial too.

See this guy o. Families wey get money fit kill 2 cows for wake keep, and as much as 6 cows for burial proper.

If bàbà come get children wey dey like GM level for Bank, oil and gas expatriates, etc....Dem fit use 4 big cooling vans ice assorted drinks both alcoholic and non-alcoholic

afrodoc2:
Other way round i think.

Buhari is the uncle but Daura is still the older man.
Buhari was one of the youngest sons while Daura’s father was one of the oldest sons of their father.

More like uncle-nephew relationship intertwined sha. Their family matter dey complicated for.that side sha

What exactly are they trying to do.with this burial? Hope these people won't end up killing us with their foolishness.

The minister of information addressed the whole Nation telling us how dangerous the corpse of a COVID-19 victim is and stated it clearly that no family will be allowed to claim the corpse of their loved one. Now the same presidency is announcing his burial

Wait ó! Lai Muhammed claimed families of dead COVID-19 cases cannot reclaim the corpse, but here is the presidency announcing his burial will take place today.

What burial exactly?

seankafor:
but it was his regime our miltary was fierce to its maximum and also our economy were strong to the brim

Although I heard some bad things about him but am the type that focuses more on the positive rather than the negative..
Or maybe I was too young to notice his tyranic leadership impact in the common masses..
Shaa what do I know?

Which mitary is fierce? The military was an instrument of terror against the populace under Abacha. It's not like they fought any war under him except the normal peace keeping missions we do in places like Liberia and Sierra Leone.

There is a department under the military then called DMI( I think Directorate of Military Intelligence or something) They were deadlier than the DSS we have today. Dem dey make person loss for life.

Then my old man buys these weekly magazines ; TELL magazine and The News Magazine...The first inside page of the magazine u will see faces of different journalists that have either been confirmed detained by the military or reported missing after they saw military guys in front of his or her house....You will see the face of their babies in the page with captions like " baby David is 7 months old and he hasn't seen the face of his father since his birth. His father Ade Pointer is a prisoner of conscience detained by the military regime of Gen Sanni Abacha "

If anybody is telling u tales about the good works of Abacha, na Scam. During his regime we were selling oil for good prices making damn good money, countries had not yet started using alternative sources of energy. If Abacha had used all those money well, u won't see anybody on that Canada thread on travel section trying to cut out of the country for good

Ibime:
As long as you don't touch your face, you should be fine. I watched a video from a Doctor who works everyday in ICU who said it is fairly easy to stay away from Coronavirus if you develop certain habits, most important of which is not touching your face.

I'm surprised I haven't caught this thing yet, but my wife and I maintain strict protocol of sterilising our hands often and not touching face unless hands are sterilised. Even when I go to work, or my wife goes, it's straight to the office. I keep sanitizer on my person at all times and sanitize any time I leave my office. When we finish, we spray down our clothes with disinfectant before entering the car. Even the steering wheel, gearstick, seats etc get sprayed or wiped down with disinfectant wipes. Soon as we get home, straight to shower and put the clothes in the washing machine etc.

Same with going to the shops, I only go once a week and I can't take a shopping trolley without disinfecting it, also wearing gloves while pushing it. I must stay 2 metres from anyone throughout shopping, and still have my surgical mask on. As soon as I leave the shop, I remove my surgical mask and gloves and sanitize my hands. Many people get infected doffing their gloves or mask carelessly and touching their face after touching the outside of the mask and gloves while doffing. As I'm shopping, I put the fridge and freezer items in a separate bag and soak them in soapy water and wash them as soon as I get home, take a shower and wash my clothes. Dry goods stay in the car boot for a few days, for example the shopping I did on Thursday is still in my car boot till now. Make the virus die there first. Even before I bring it in the house, I will still spray it down. Same with letters through the post, I set them aside for few days before opening.

Maintaining these protocols as well as giving everyone 2 metres space I believe makes it fairly difficult to catch Coronavirus.

I understand u and commend these strict preventive protocols u take....It's just that I doubt someone like Buhari or Yahya Bello could've maintained that strict level of protocol ni.

Let me give a graphical example. Yahya bello as a Cas study, after that handshake he exchanged with Kyari, I'm sure he observed the Muslim prayer few hours later. Now the Muslim prayer requires u to perform ablution which involves washing Ur hands with ordinary water,rinse Ur moth with water, dip Ur hands in Ur nose, clean Ur eyes etc.

He didn't use soap or hand sanitizer that could've killed off the virus( the period the picture was taken, use washing of hands and use of hand sanitizers were not top priorities in Nigeria ó)

So I just find it surprising he's negative.

Victornezzar:
The Northern lifestyle is just too hard to understand.... Just 3yrs difference

I guess this should just be their age on Paper

Hausa dey born full ground na. Father dey marry new wife the same time Wey him second son dey marry first wife.

seankafor:
abacha that people were praising for our strong economy?
1#=1$?
Although I was a toddler then but I was told

Who praise Abacha?

That day in Lagos Molue buses carried people free of charge in celebration of his death.

Àkàrà sellers gave their àkàrà out for free. People eating the àkàrà said they are eating Abacha's Àkàrà.

I remember myself and my elder sister were on our way to church for evening service that day, comman see jubilation. People left their smokey sawdust powered cooker to jump outside to celebrate.

Abacha was a Villian alive and in death.

Victornezzar:
Wait Daura na Buhari Uncle

That man looks young

Young keh? The man is 80 years old officially while Buhari is 77 officially.

He is a younger brother to Buhari's father I think.

iamoyindamola:
I'm still suprise for buhari too

Well, maybe some people are immune.

Maybe Davido, Buhari and Yahya Bello are immune.....abi

Victornezzar:
Does Mamman Daura really have any effect as compared to Kyari??

And I don't think he'll pull this alone.. I doubt that

Mamman Daura is believed to be weild more Power than the Late Kyari.

I hope u saw the video his daughter made in which Aisha Buhari was ranting when Yusuf was recently discharged from hospital. The first lady was complaining how she was prevented access to some areas in the villa by Mamman Daura and his family.

Some even say most anger at Late Kyari were misplaced because he's not much of a problem as Mamman Daura the president's uncle