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EmiDon11:
Op, is Marvel coming in ur mind

Jennyclay:
What kind of dirty job did you go for that made you see this scary crippy creature?

The type that doesn't require me to beg for urgent 2k or do yahoo & armed robbery before paying my bills easily. Thank you

sharpwriter:
They are spiders that would turn you into SPIDERMAN. They only need a bite on your hand, and you would experience mild fever.

And then you would re-emerge as a SPIDER-MAN of naija. Naija is really in need of a hero presently.

Hahahahahaha.... Abeg come meet me for Wuse 2 make I carry you go the place. Spider man go fit you pass me

HarunaWest:
Teacher. Teach him if he doesn't know. Stop feeling funky

No mind her. Only proud people don't ask questions.

blaquebelle:
OP do you work in Australia?
I learnt they have all the giant insects there. You could have allowed one to bite you for scientific research.


Looks like this.

Sheistoopretty:
Is this the first time of you seeing such spiders? You obviously don't live on earth, do you?

No I don't. Please tell me how your world "earth" operates.

sharpwriter:
They are spiders that would turn you into SPIDERMAN. They only need a bite on your hand, and you would experience mild fever.

And then you would re-emerge as a SPIDER-MAN of naija. Naija is really in need of a hero presently.

Hahahahahhaaa... You no well

dawnomike:
They are mildly poisonous... Their sting will only give you a little skin irritation which may become reddish if you are light in complexion

Really? They look really frightening.

I went somewhere to do a job when I noticed these big scary spiders sitting comfortably on their thick web. Would have bumped into them if the guy behind me hadn't pointed them out quickly. I was scared all through the time I walked passed there to carry out the job. Looking at them alone made me so uncomfortable.

Have you ever opened a topic on front page and discovered you were the one been reported by your partner or friend because of some wrong doing or misunderstanding? Or maybe your partner was going through a lot in the relationship and decided to seek for advise here rather than discuss it with you directly. What was your reaction? Did you let them know that you saw what they posted about you or you just ignored and let it slide?

cherryCola:
Then there are not poor, there are just temporary broke.

Hahahahhaha.... I'm glad you didn't say they're rich

Truvelisback:
Kriss216, this is another reason too.

I think this applies to people choosing bread over freedom. Freedom in this context could mean anything. Can you relate it to the question asked? I'd be grateful.

cherryCola:
You must first think of defeating your self (the mediocre part of you) before thinking of defeating poverty.

You are the poverty not lack of money.

I understand what you're saying. But what of those who have defeated themselves with all manner of strategies and are still poor financially

cherryCola:
Wrong sir.

Have seen many poor people with lots of money .
getting rich is mindset so is poverty.

Abeg no be that one we dey talk. We're talking about how to defeat poverty unto say shishi no dey pocket

cherryCola:
What's your own definition of poverty, is it someone that as plenty money, or someone that doesn't have shimkpai ?.

Poverty mean say person no get money. Opposite of wealth

cherryCola:
Poverty is mentally so is riches

Na mentally dem dey use take pay bills

PerfectStranger:
Same questions i keep asking myself. Sometimes greed.

Greed? How do you mean? Please explain

Kriss216:
This question needs a blunt. Lemme get one, I'm cumming.







I'm back.

This photo here is one of the reasons why poverty is hard to defeat.

I do not understand o. The picture didn't help either

Why is this so?

How person wan take transform from poor man life to big man life and also leave an inheritance for your children? Those of you saying wealth is a mindset... Shey na mindset dem dey carry pay school fees and build estates and refinery?

Having a positive mindset is good. Infact I'm not sure anyone would deliberately wanna be poor. But even with the positive mindset why is it still hard to break out of poverty?

Dorwadora:
He came with my course mate looking for my roommate. But fortunately, they met me. He couldn't stop looking at me and I told my guy that "hawfa, why this your friend dey look like stupid person". Whenever he meet me, he'll always stare like a fool.

Anyways, I fell for his innocence and I snatched his heart from my roommate. Now we are 4 years together.

We had sex and the next morning he said "Dora, hope you're not pregnant?.... I could hear his heartbeat, beating strong". Lol....we were 18 then. We taught eachother everything we know about sex and love. Always clumsy when kissing eachother. We kiss like apes


Now, he's a badass that's always making my blood pressure to rise. His latest fancy is moving around with a condom in his wallet.

God please bring back the old times

You're not well. Shey you know? Do you care for a 2nd husband?

bluefilm:
Only fools wait to learn from their own personal experiences.

Smart people also learn from other people's experiences too.

I can clearly see where you belong with your disgusting hoarding mentality which you call saving.

I know say the thing dey pepper you for body well well and e dey sweet me like that. E dey pain you say I no dey live for face me I face you jus like you. E suprise you say person fit decide not to suffer like you abi? Make God sef provide for you too.

bluefilm:
I'm glad the reality is finally beginning to sink in.

Mr. Hoarder.

Nonsense.

That thing wey dey pepper you for body na serious thing. Get well soon.

bluefilm:
Obviously, your ONLY goal in life is to be paying House Rent.

What a sad and deplorable disposition.

Tufiakwa

Is that all you've got to say? Thought you even came prepared. I'm disappointed.

bluefilm:
Lemme give you a little wisdom.

Investment is better than saving.

Try and find a very good investment to put your money into because that is what smart people do rather than hoarding Naira Notes and thinking you are doing something wise in the process.

Imagine if an Armed Robber walks into your house and carts away your saving box with all that Naira Notes inside it.

That is when you realize how much you have worked for nothing.

Ok. Thanks for your advice. Send me your address so that I can come live with you and avoid paying rent while I divert the money into investments.

bluefilm:
Bullshit_

You are not saving.

You are just hoarding some Naira Notes.

Not everyone is an armed robber like you. People like me save. Thank you

Danyyyyyyyyyyy:
So motivating

I can't wait to break mine by March 2nd next year , I'm on a 365 days saving goals , what am I saving for ? I know but I also don't know , might be for a skill? Might be for emergencies ? I just feel safer knowing I have some money somewhere and it's not been easy keeping my hands off it , I stay off the internet so I don't buy data and when I have airtime I sub at night to download movies so i don't get bored from not chatting or not scrolling through tiktok all-day

I have to manage how often I eat and I had to let go of my addiction for junk food ( especially chocolate and shawarma etc ) , I had to cut out soft drinks too , which was very hard and i just eat real food and support it with cereals and provision

I rewrite my goals so that I'm motivated to save towards them , and I keep one copy of my goals inside the box so when I open it I'll see it , it's like a promise to myself that I'll get there , it's easy to fight the urge to break it because it's so adorable, it's like an art decor , I should've gotten it in pink to really get that look , I guard it with my life but it's really scary coz some people know I have it and that there's money inside

Hahahhahahahahahahaa.... I don laugh tire. You seem determined. You'll get good result I'm sure.

Nozino:
I tire pass you. I’m quite shocked at some of the takes on Nairaland and Twitter. Don’t people pay rent? Why are they trying to make someone look stupid for getting a very affordable place? 300k is cheap anywhere and for Abj, I believe it’s a steal.

Una way wan dy pay 20/yr rent, not everyone likes suffer like you people. Enjoy your face me I slap you apartment.

Hahahahahahahaha....

ebullient19:
Wow
You did well

Thanks sweetie

Perfectbeing:
Come and show me way na.. I'm a UniAbuja student wey ASUU don keep for house.

Na during ASUU strike during my days I learn handwork. Enter site go meet any of those guys make dem dey carry you go work so that you go learn 1 or 2 skills. Life after school no be joke. Ask graduates for here.

kingeze88:
You dey hustle dey save money for landlord. It is well oh.

No vex my brother I no go do am again. E get one tree wey dey close to my house. I wan relocate go on top the tree so that the money wey I dey use pay rent no go enter any landlord hand again.

Clinghton:
As a welder how lucrative is it over there.

U know say handwork depends on how skillful you are and the calibre of customers you also have. I'd advise that you visit building sites, ask for the contractor in charge, have a photographer snap your works and then show it to the contractor. There's no how you'll keep this up and you won't get one of the many contractors to work with you. All the best brother

seanwilliam:
lmao this Man U no go kill me ooo. I don laugh tire .. character Dey nairaland oloun . See as your kolo long

Hahahahahahhaha.... That kolo na for people wey dey work for filling station. If u know u know