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LoL...
If truly she is wise enough,
Let her invest the remaining of her money into crypto,
Before the end of her high school days,she will be singing only melodious songs...


If only she's wise enough

NaijaGoBetter20:


But what do you expect now? Do you want him to divide it into two or what

At the end of the day na the wife go enjoy greater part of the money. Like housing (better house this time), good car (at least one for the girl), her level will never remain the same no matter how crazy his the man

Which wife
Nah must say she go marry her?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright....
Country of lewandowski up and doing....now I see why lewandowski is always up to the task
So na thier blood he dey...quick response to a situation....no wonder he was able to score five goals within nine minutes despite coming from the bench

This is where even my name slawormiir originates from

Show my name some respect....not swallow...say slawormiir...originates from Poland....
If that name send you friend request for Facebook, Instagram, wechat......nor accept o....if not in a twinkle of an eye you will be hypnotised...and once hypnotised..your mind go dey...and once your mind dey then you are on your own

Thanks for the quick tip bro.

But from the bottom of my heart,I'll really like to know the more of a person answering slawormir than just the name.

Tbh,I'll really like to follow get people hypnotized,but this will be a topic for another day,I guess.

Once again,respect to the name slawormiir,
***Whatever the name means***

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright....
Country of lewandowski up and doing....now I see why lewandowski is always up to the task
So na thier blood he dey...quick response to a situation....no wonder he was able to score five goals within nine minutes despite coming from the bench

This is where even my name slawormiir originates from

Lol...

Bro,to tell you the honest truth,your name still sounds weird to my hearing even though it's been a long time I knew you on this forum


Imagine, 'swallow me'...

GOFRONT:
We viewed and left to find the name....

But Before we could find the name of the creature and post here, I bet you this creature would have been butchered into the pot with a smoky black back!!!!

Eating such mammal,
Nah..nah,.
I mean nobody wanna do that

Same way they wanna dupe a niggar like me

Ibkhaleel001:
My 5 Takeaways from the VAT debate
For me, every situation provides a learning opportunity. The issues thrown up by the VAT debate have helped me to know what I didn't know before now.
Here are my takeaways or what I have learnt so far.
1. Headquarters Effect: I have never heard the phrase before. Now, I know what this means, thanks to the tax experts who have educated us on why Lagos holds the diadem as the biggest contributor to VAT revenue. Companies that have their Headquarters in Lagos with operations across the country remit all VAT collections through their head office in Lagos. A chunk of what is collected as VAT in Lagos are activities that took place outside Lagos. Revealing!

2. Derivation Principle: Like oil producing states that enjoy 13% derivation from proceed of oil production, 36 states plus FCT also enjoy 20% derivation from VAT proceeds before equality of states and population are factored into sharing formula. So, the oil producing states are not the only states enjoying derivation. Great to know!

3. VAT on Agricultural produce: By deliberate design of the Federal Government, VAT is not charged on some agricultural products to make food cheap and affordable. Pity!

4. Father Xmas FG: More than 50% of the VAT revenues are from imports via Customs, Port Authority and Federal government contracts across MDAs. The Federal government just collects its own money, take 15% and share 85% of total sum to states and local government. Plenty free lunch in Freetown still!

5. Ethnic Baiting Works: If you want to provoke popular sentiments to win support for any self-serving agenda in Nigeria, you don't need to be imaginative. Just say there is 'injustice' in Nigeria and that the resources of one part of the country is used to prop up the other part. Wait to see people whose states are sponging off Federal largese become emergency placard-carrying freedom fighters. Pathetic!


Anyway, make people calm down. Running a country is different from running a business. No part of Nigeria is useless. Every part is doing their bit. We only need to produce more and charge appropriate taxes across board. There's no parasite in this country only if you remove your bigotry glasses...

Too many wisdoms in short phrases of words

02Kebreal:
IPOBs lost a very strong supporter.
They are in cifia pain

and you no fit rest,cos the way it seems,it seems the matter they choke you for scrotum.


U don enter for a long thing,and is on a more severe pains than the affected

Every blogger wey no shine this time around using ffk,na him do himself.



LoL...

Every day cruising na I'm we dey for 9ja

SuperNova33:

Abeg op...Shift let me join you to FP junction.

BUY D WEI I dedicate this. FTC to FFK's ancestors in the picture up there.

I now pass the Mic to lalastic lala.

Nova,even though I have tried my best,but I have not come to good terms with what you commented,.

FutureIsFemale:
HMMMM! It is well. Dear God please let my story be different. Let it not get to this point of carrying placard IJN

Who is truly you please??



Some comments don't digest well to the ear, I'm sure you too will agree with me

Bahamas95:
Feel at home, feel at home now your neighbour don spoil television.

But on a serious note,I don't understand why they tag romance on this topic

It baffles me how this make it to front page,

Whereas there sensitive thread and topics created since 2017,and they are yet to grace front page

I'm outta wat to say,
I'm speechless

No be small thing.

Nonsense and Tottenham!

Okay

Na WA ooo.



Who else agrees with me that Tonto's tattoo is on her right hand,not the left....?



AI camera wonder

I heard the gist this morning.


The other time it was a police check point that was attacked,and now this.



Wetin umuleri/aguleri do

Thinktwicemybro:
He's broke, no Data

Or Maybe he lost his phone.



Whichever one it could be,

I'm happy he's mute.
Dude knows no boundaries in causing nuisance

Thinktwicemybro:
Since am not a taxi driver , you can ask the vulturebbqgriller, he is now into taxi. Buhari has disappointed them.

On a serious note,
That Dude has been absent for a while now.
Could it be he is banned

Adakintroy:
When zlatan was a boy he was a man.

The other sperm told zlantan." you deserve to be born instead of us. You first zlatan"..we wait our turn".

Zlantan can score a penalty from a corner.


Attention pay zlatan.

Pain feels zlatan.

what is this one saying?

jesse8048:
Why is everything news in this forum?

because there ain't no tangible news

no

I'll rather live in heaven.




Don't ask me why,

Wetin this administration no fit destroy,
E Neva dey exists!!!






Now they've come to destroy love

Akinbahm:
What makes you happy you con turn am to project write up...

please akin,what's this picture below all about??

I'm interested to know

Astravent:
Abia State governor: minus 100. Zero in all bench marks. From education to health, teachers and pensioners everything.

those yeye governors of us needs serious slapping for a brain reset, starting from the 1999-2021 regimes

mardis:
There is forgive but definitely not forget. Infact anybody that says he/she has forgotten is a big LIER

there is forget!!!

But it really takes a lot of years!!!!

Karemarealty288:
Your eyes is having partial contact after seeing Nigeria from top to bottom.

U wickedt

Nawa ooo













R.i.p to the dead

SunshineHQ:
if god create everyone in his own image, can we now agree god also have a cone on his/her/it head?

god create pesin, dem dey donate to correct the pesin, una dey thank people wey donate... are u guys trying to say god made a mistake?

are you trying to belittle who now??