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onoms4luv:
You mean the untested covid vaccine. No way.


we survived last year without the vaccine, what makes you believe we won't survive this year without the vaccine.


only the gods knows best

Only God knows the best not gods.

The gods may be wise yes I agreed,but they don't know the best

You guys nose nothing.
666=Bleep

Once you fornicate your a IndecentStar,hence your into Bleep.
Now everybody that has had a carnal knowledge of opposite sex out of wedlock are into Bleep.

Bleep is porn
666 is symbolic word

Free from masturbation, fornication and lust.

People into these acts have received the mark.

In all,666 is porn of any type.

Modified:
I typed ex ex ex,
The bot changed it bleep

Wahala be like sniffing.



Nonsense and angela

Wahala be like school

SeasonedMEMBER:
Please someone should fund my online bet account for me nah, please any amount at all. I really feel frustrated and I have a feeling that I should try my luck on this week's games. Please guys, I usually follow my instincts and it usually comes out positive. Please guys

This is a stupid sarcasm.

We no go gree!

Op you dey craze aswear.

First man to be arrested in 2021 ko, second woman to be arrested in 2021 ni.



You just posted a pic without any reasons to what brings about his arrest.

Besides how are we sure he's been arrested in that picture you posted ,is it cos he sustained injury


Nonsense and arrest


Besides,no source??¿??

Ryan03:
you sound stupid and we just enter new year o

Why won't I sound stupid since you're commissioner of women affairs

Kylekent59:
How come naira land girls don't wanna post theirs? I want to see our babes.

Like you wanna see our offline oloshos

Same also like saying u wanna see our online feminists


Besides,wetin you wan take useless NAIRALAND,sorry nigerian girls do

They're someone's bitches already.

Check another site.

Phyno.















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The fact that phyno fino is the man of the year can never be over emphasized

To win jackpot in bet9ja(48 to 50 mulla)
To start up bet9ja shop to like 3 or more places in onitsha here
To get enough branches for my POS business here in onitsha too
To start up 2mins passport photograph (wait and take)
To own a plot or more lands here in onitsha
To upgrade my papa's house in the village (though I'm not the first son,but e no matter)
To start my own house in the village, paradventure starts also in onitsha
To find a girl who will love me and pay all her attentions to me
To be a better person to my future girlfriend
To stop believing in nairalaland fairytale of alpha male and beta simp of a shiit( oh Lord not this year, I'll prefer to be a simp and get a better girlfriend than to claim a Redpill alpha when masturbation wan kill me)
To be happy and healthy through out this year 2021
Finally,I will also like not to be bitten by mosquitoes this year.
So help me GOD

Where is osams007 with his tackling meme

Someone left yabaleft without doctor's approval

5hanklee:
You can tie it and enter Lagos-Ibadan train. Nothing do you oga mi.

This one off me bruh,
What a reply!

5hanklee:
Tie a rope to a stone (weight of stone depends on how big you want it to be). Then suspend the stone after tying the rope to the your dick. Repeat the process everyday till you get desired result.


Wey my money boss.

Bros,no vex oo,I am serious to know More.

If you tie the rope and stone against your dikk,can you go out to market or shop with it

Or is it only bedtime stuff sth

Amarachibaby:

Amara why the attitude nah

Are you married

Eziokwugbaoto:
They should clean up the year and sweep the rooms we are almost there. They used private jet we are kuku coming in our BRT bus if not for our bad roads do they think dem for fes us reach? HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE NDLERS.

Same to you

Amarachibaby:

Amara how va nah

Charlie2020:
Are they venomous?

the year ended today with all it's sorrows and up and downs.

It won't be a stupid act if you change your moniker to charlie2021.


My humble opinion tho

Checked86:
Since you are talking about man, why not use "we" instead of "they". Let us all be useful for once.

like we should not be lowering our esteems.


This one off me bruh

Octopusssy:
The real question is how were you able to run through 500 women? Even Lexington Steele does not hold that kind of record.

I smell lies. Gerrarahere mehn. Shiiit

Lexington Steele is a ponstar not a Playboy.

He might have fvck more scores of women than you stated.

His case is different

Lasticlacla should please clarify the news for us abeg.

My own understanding was that the nurse is a SHE.

I'm surprised many are thinking otherwise

Righteousness2 will be like


"Mtcheww,end time nurse and end time patient"

samx4real:
Since I finished serving in 2014... I have being searching for a well paying job but to no avail.


Then I just gave up and started applying for schools around my area.

One of the schools called me in Late 2015 and offered a teaching job (pay is 20k). Most people will not take up that job, but I did.

I thought in that school for over 4yrs... My Salary was increased to 23k in late 2017.

I wanted to leave the school and further my education in 2018 but the owners adjusted their time table to suit my class because I gain admission to study for my masters in the university that was in the same city with the school.

So, in late 2019 after my course work and exams was done. 23k was no longer enough for me, I asked the admin for an increment to at least 30k. They refused.

I just have to leave them to another school that offered to pay me 35k... But after 2 months of working with them... Covid - 19 came in March and salary was slashed to half. They paid till June this year and they stop paying. Telling us to fend for ourselves.

I survived through when Neco and WAEC students resumed. I wanted to leave the teaching line during the covid break. But God saved me with one home lesson that got me busy from July to September.

One of classmates has asked me to help find a school that pay 30k to 35k around so that I can help her to apply.

So I got this facebook advise about a school looking for the subjects she can take. I alerted her and she applied but she reside in another city.

So she couldn't met up with interview, so I decided to try my luck in the same school.

Very fortunate... They took me.

Can you imagine, they started paying me 40k... Because I have experience already.

Well why this is a testimony, is that in just less than a year that I left where they use to pay me 23k... I got another place they now pay me over 40k (table less inclusive).

Not just that, can you imagine that for over 4yrs that I have being teaching for a migger 23k, I only have just one home lesson of 10k.

But now I have a job that pays me 40k and 3 lessons that pays me minimum of 20k, 25k and 27k.

This is a testimony no one will believe. A private school teacher receiving more than a banker.

I was frustrated but now, God has lifted me above my other colleagues who refuse to leave that school.

If I look back, to 4yrs ago... I look at it like a waste... But no, what I see, is experience.

My advise to graduates searching for job is start from the area where you stay. forget the pay but just take it as a stepping stone.

Pls don't spend more than a year or two in a place that don't pay well oh.

God bless you.

your blessings are too numerous,

You should continue saying thanks to God until it occupies like 3 pages on this thread


Meanwhile,I tapped into your blessings

All you guys booking spaces above, don't worry Osams007 are coming after y'all.

Just watch out

I'll quickly bookmark every page of this thread.









E Get why

marleybrown1:
Good day, sincerely speaking been in this wanking game for 5years and I'm tired.. I need community of guys with the same issues..

Na we go fit gather encourage ourselves.. if you wan join.. send me a message on .

bashirjimoh160@gmail.com. and I will share you the telegram Link..
Make we gather kill this habit one time

bro forget that thing,do you Know how many times I have quitted that shit

And yet today what is happening
There was a thread here on nairalaland over that shit,every successful morning you woke up without doing da shit you praise God,and go to that thread and add 1 day to your successful days.

What I understood about that wanking of a thing is this,you can only reduce it buh you can't stop it entirely,

So sad

Misplaced priority



Nonsense and reps

HakimZiyech:
Hey guys, it's less than 48hours for cross-over night! 2021 on my mind!!

what are the addictions you want to stop this 2020

As for me; the addictions I need to stop are:

* gambling
* gambling
* gambling
* gambling
* gambling
* gambling
* gambling
* gambling
* gambling
* gambling

This shiit has done more harm than good to me.....you ain't wrong if you call me a compulsive gambler; nigga I can stake 10k on a bet nd d game will lose but I won't feel that bad, I have been embarrassed, broke, and starved myself because of this shit - Damn
but next year amma stop this shit

God won't be happy with me if I gamble with any bookie next year.....I need to get my life back on track.


drop ur comments folks!!

Among every addictions,na the one wey fit change your life you want to stop

Instead of stopping,why don't you minimize

I want to reduce masturbation to at least 4 times a week