₦airaland Forum

mike8804:
buhari visiting his cattle while brutai is visiting his snakes...terrorists and bandits visiting Nigeria.

377:
I lost my phone to pick pockets this morning please how do i do a sim welcome back. I heard mtn is suspending any welcome back for now. please what can i do will i remain without phone till when the ban is lifted.
Urgent advice
Thanks

it's unfortunate you lost your phone in a time like this.
But if you have a national identity card,e sure for you, just go to MTN office with it





Meanwhile
RIP to the dead.

This and many more reasons are evidence to show that God will not spare the unrighteous.
He may seem to be silent now because he has said all we need to hear and they rightly written in the Bible,.

But time shall come when he will rise in anger with a sword of fury,and the unrighteous will not like it.

I'm sorry to say this but I must say it.


The corruption practices going on on Onitsha south local government is heinous.

Last time I went there for voters ID card,I was charged #1000 for a form,
When I went there again to redeem the permanent voters card they demanded #500,which I paid.


Just yesterday as I was went there to enroll for NIMC , even though it was Boldly written NOT FOR SALE on tilhe form,this guys got the mind and collected #500 for a form!
And I was told to come back in two weeks time to collect the temporary card,or I can as well pay #2000 instantly and they'll run the temporary one for me immediately.

Sunnycliff:
Werey gehs.

Actually the society discriminates against men. Very soon our men folk will become endangered species.

It's time we form a male version of feminists organizations.

U meant some kind of redpill stuff abi

Agreed!

Nomorelove:
Why do babies stay in the womb for nine months but ain't nine months old when born?

Nigeria na cruise walahi

This is not verified yet,just my thought.


I think it's because when they get to 8months they turned into blood again.

Bravejayh:
Why can't our billionaires contribute money and loan it to FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

after the huge tax they pay on goods and import duty

Of all useless artistes we got here,why omay lay

kayzeesoft:
That yes They kill faster

Yes.,

kayzeesoft:
This YES don kill me Gaan I swear. But now na NO NO NO NO till infinity.

we are now #Team Redpill
#Alphamale
Imagine stupidity.
I was given my own share of #47,000 this night from the yard meeting we started since January,which everybody pay #5000 every month.
I couldn't finish it all,hence my own money was #47,000.
With chicken and malt as part of the end of the year party,.

Na e whey chinenye just entered my room now now and start talking shit on how she lost her money whilst returning from where she went outing,boom before I know it what came out of my mind was 'is okay,tell me how much you lost,after a little crocodile tears she shed,she said #5000, and before I Know was up I'm having only #42,000 with me now.

Not few minutes ago,her sister chinaza came in and said her sister told her that I gave her #5000 for Christmas,that she is here for her own,...
I tried to resist her, before I Know it she has knelt down and started begging me even if na 1k make I give her.

I tried to say no but I couldn't,
Las Las I'm left currently with #40000.

Nah so I spent whooping sum of #7000 on two sisters who I'm never ever gonna see their f**king pucci not to talk of ever banging them.


You see 2021 ehn.....
#TeamRedpillniggar.
#Teamsayno
#Teamidontgiveaf***vk.

PotatoSalad:
2020 taught me this lesson
Kai. They did me real good
Only people I care about now are my parents and siblings

bro aswear who 2020 no teach lesson will remain a fool forever.
Tuehhh.what a year!

Okay bro.
All you need is money,forget everything else,
Just make a lot of money....

Money makes man fine.







THANK ME LATER

Okay.

Las Las nobody is truly righteous.

We only have people who claims their self righteousness surpass other's own.

lookingfly:
So these idiots want to spoil Christmas like this

wetin concerns Islam with merry Christmas

Good morning guys.

This week will be a great week filled with blessings from God for all of us.


Happy Sunday to every one on this forum.


Please guys I wish we all should go to church and talk to God in prayer concerning all that is bothering us.

Whether it's money, house,job,wife,or
In the case of ladies husband,job, good job as well as every other things we needs as human beings.

And please ladies when you finally got a husband whose on money do not look him in the eyes and tell him 'just because you have money does not make you a catch' just as Op thinks.

But hell no!
Mellow down in respect and humility and enjoy true matrimonial home from God,

And do not ever forget to give God all the glory for blessing you with a rich husband.

Thank you all.
I'm out

Happyguy201:
Nigerian girls are useless

Bro them take girls swear for u

Thunder1010:
While wise people are talking, other side like you should keep quiet..!!!

Bros, Don't mind that small boy.


People like him actually hate themselves,
Now tell me why he won't call other peoples names

Humanoid01:
This one small sef! Have you ever been broke that you had to start searching all your trousers to see if you by any chance forgot some money in them?

yes.


But God forbid bad thing.


Never again in my life Amen

I lost 143,000 to my oga who employed me on his betting shop.


How it happened is a long story,but today I thank God I have been able to repay 120,000 to balance him 23000 next year.

Myself wants to start 5mins passport photograph business next year.

I'm currently running POS transactions near banks and many people are asking me where they can snap passport,.


God bless the hustle in advance.
AMEN

I thought this matter has been done and dusted




Anyway shaaa wetin I know

Karlifate:
Black market tinz

una no they understand something at all

E be things.


FYI,you can't even login

Op you dey stay for emeka ofor plaza in market




Answer me naw ooo
I want come patronise you

GeneralPula:
SIM card go still dey..But e go cost..

Una sabi naija style nah..

if paradventure you ever managed to log in to register your sim,

It won't get activated after registration.

Okay.

As many people Don dey go for copy,
Me I want her sister all to myself.





I HOPE I MADE SENSE

ImadeUReadThis:
Low data rate to increase internet penetration towards making a digital currency viable .

5G being the neural network that can handle such high volume transactions at real time without a glitch.

That's the pitch.

op, Don't you think these phone manufacturers are cashing out on us big time


Imagine if 5G is introduced, people will abandon their current 4G phone they bought on a whooping amount and go for 5G phone

Abeeg, Nigeria government should do whatever they're doing about sim registration fast o.

Imagine I bought a new phone and to register sim card I'll use on it,I can't

All this yeye statistics these people they come up with sef.

People are mean o.

Imagine vehemently wishing death on fellow human being

Currentlygrown:
The idea of profiling individuals and fitting them into categories because of physical appearance is a terrible culture. How can you completely assume a person is a criminal because of locs? This is the same reason Nigerians fought tooth and nail to scrap the SARS unit. You’re just giving them justification for the numerous innocent killings.

Btw, it is not dread locs. There’s nothing dreadful about locs. Don’t let white People wash away every of your heritage. Africans, our thick hair naturally form locs when they aren’t combed or laced with foreign chemicals for hair creams.

Bro you said 'how can you assume a person is a criminal because of loc'


People's mind are mischievous,

If your way of life is not criminalistic,
Try never to appear as one.

Fahdiga1:
His first day at work. just imagine. some people want to be useless in this life

Guy I dey open place surfing nairalaland on my own,abeg no make me dey laugh b4 my neighbors and passerbys start to they reason my laugh

emwhyz:
Lord I thank you for where you started with me.
Thank you for where I am presently and
Thank you for where you will eventually take me

Only God deserve the praise.

I follow suit!


God deserves all the praises now and forever!

sonsomegrigbo:
The first thing is she must not wear any makeup..






Secondly, good round or perky tit






Thirdly, she may be slim or short but NOT FAT!

a short lady is likely to be fat in future after giving birth