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What are dirty mind I got!

Who else misunderstood wet market to mean sex

englishmart:
I went to a glo office somewhere in Abuja, I told them I lost my phone and needed a sim retrieval. He told me about NCC directives and all that. I waited until nobody was in sight, I squeezed into his hand $100 2 notes. when he saw it he was befuddled. What? He exclaimed, bring your sim pack. You have your most called 5 numbers and national ID card?
I handed Everything to him and disappeared like a king. Moral of the story. With money, everything works.

and you believe us to believe you

healthbing:
Wahala

hi miss nurse

debbydams:
im in a serious relationship, aside that ,, I will neva date a guy I met on nl, tired it three times it end in premium tears, so aint dating any nl guys again, sorry

this is among the numerous silly mistakes you ladies makes in life.


That it didn't work out with you and Johnny doesn't define the fact that it won't go down well with you and John,or with you and James.


All men are not the same.

I hear say Davido cousin don get justified and his gonna be the next osun state governor.

Here is a nice advice on how to make money for struggling niggars.


Go to a bet9ja house,click on bet a game.
Go to zoom section,make a random selections of 12- 15 games (nah 12 you go play am all oo)
12 means any team to win


Stake it with #500 and above as you can afford tho, your winning it trust me.


This is only for struggling niggars ooo,
And no guarantee ooo

debbydams:
u see if a guy is giving me time nd enof affection i.swear I cn give him my life savings, to a lady like me I.dont get freak with money o, I'm doing very well on my own,

are you readily equipped to go for a long term relationship

Holla me @ 0.7.0.44..54..00.05

Op u got all time shaaa.

Replying to nearly every comment.


Meanwhile,that your girl nah super girl,
E no easy

Roon9:
Nutcase report.
So why tell us the report for Feb14 and leave out Feb 13 and before. As if they contracted the disease on feb14

you must not have been following the updates bro,
They been dey use covid-19 updates close for the day everyday

I guess no news again.
That's why a topic that normally ends the day are now being pushed to front page during the day.

I am here to read comments and probably download memes.

But as I no come see new memes,I guess I can come and be going.



#Threadclosed

Many niggars go for don hide their SMAN ID CARD,spoil their babe with spendings and 2moro you'll see them forming redpillers online.



Tueh



Members of SMAN my left scrotum

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

This is what I refer to as nugget from a spiritual perspective.

True be told, today many will lost their dignity, honour at the bed of sexual immorality trigger by lust.

To many sex is normal, but to many sex is spiritual. When you have sexual intercourse with a person blood and sweat are shared.. Your blood is one of the strongest thing that nothing can break. Example of how strong blood is, getting involve in the following; blood convenant in relationship and lastly the blood of Jesus that was split which give us power over the dark kingdom.

So the moment you have intercourse with a person that is filthy, you automatically acquire thier dirt in to your life. Is just like a deposit. And when a person who has such dirt sleep with you, they tend to dismantle your clean destiny and this is what he meant when he said people would lost their destiny.

I often laugh when I hear guys who brag about the number of girls they have sleep with, could it be they have accumulated a whole number dirt and that is why thier life ain't moving? Well every has thier life to live.

As a Christian if you are to celebrate Val , celebrate to God's glory not your boo/Bea immoral desire.

bros, you'll guys probably measures success with the amount of financial assets someone acquires,right?

Please can you say such of davido,Wizkid and so many already made celebrities who sleeps around


Fate is fate,once you're truly destined to be great in life,even ashawo will be your destiny helper.


Take SOLOMON for instance.

He has 300 concubines.

God is Omnipotent.

If he decides you'll have peace you'll have peace to the fullest,but if he decides there won't be any peace for you, then true true you'll realize the meaning of the words 'no peace for the wicked'.

merits:
G

it worked

I'm 28.
So... 80-28=52.
52+40=92.
My birth year is 1992



It sounds funny though
But it works

Fahdiga:
Anything short of G wagon from my babe the relationship is over

You weren't into a relationship already.

Or shall we say you'll have a enough ex girlfriends to numerous to count.

DJ10rounds:
Remember to stay and eat healthy.order your soyabean powder today. It is good for both adults and infants.

I be seeing you advertise for soybeans,so I decided I'll go for one.

I wan stay healthy through out the long year




Meanwhile, don't mind the container,but the content.

We move

DenreleDave:
Barca for life

I 8-2 to say I was a Bayern fan,but now a Barca fan.


Bayern did very well ain't they

endsarrrs:
Be comprehensive in your grammar We move.

you are lucky today I'm not out for bashing people.

But you may not be such lucky tomorrow,.

Avoid me!

endsarrrs:
This one want to chop slap that is like blow
*spit

We move!

only if can jam you one on one...

Until then, you won!

endsarrrs:
#OCCUPYLEKKITOLLGATE #ENDSARS


We move

what is this one saying

Seriously,
I saw nothing except moving vehicles

pretydiva:
I know nothing about car. Maybe the next person below has something to say

hi

lekki1444:
new moon mercury retrograde energy. all in aquarius

keywords -interstate 35 . 35 is hell and destruction harvest
wean tar storm shirley
texas the 28th state . lockdown and completion transition

This is a spiritual something. not ordinary eye

what is this Oga trying to insinuate

So sad I can't blame the northern senators.
I mean on what grounds,me that hails from southern Nigeria haven't come to complete comprehension of what crypto is all about.


Everyday by day,the internet tries so hard to shove these crypto and forex down my throats


Man,I can't come and go and kill myself.


So sad indeed

Our country needs a divine help.
From the Oga at the top to the boy boy at his master's shop

Abeg,who is ozzo


Is he here on nairaland



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Priscillacutiee:
Why do you want to know my location ooo

its nothing much shaa.

I like making new friends on a daily

Priscillacutiee:
My fashionista governor

so u're residing in anambra, please where's your location

Mine is obosi

RIP to the dead.









Meanwhile,the first dude that commented on this thread is highly grammatically educated.

His intellects and English really offs me.

Kudos to him