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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Brighton (1 - 2) - Live by Bmaster(m): 5:04pm On Apr 09, 2022

mod angrily pushed the full time update twice to front page.

Ticket wey arsenal and man u are not capable of tearing, haven't been placed

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Science/Technology › Re: Ugandan Man Kills A Lion Trying To Attack His Home. He Gets Injured (Pictures) by Bmaster(m): 5:00pm On Apr 09, 2022

Jakumo:
In Igbo it means Killer (Obu) of Agu (Lion)

so so some people can't or don't know that agu[tiger] is quite different from odum[lion]

2morro naw,we will be dragging who the beta version of Igbo man is,Tueh

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) On 9th April 2022 by Bmaster(m): 11:51am On Apr 09, 2022

lovers of bet.

Bet9ja is down since 3 days now,and no one bothers to make a topic on it.

Politics › Re: Soludo Has Started Wrongly by Bmaster(m): 11:28am On Apr 09, 2022

Lol.

Soludo owes you guys no explanation,
As a matter of fact,what said has been said Regardless.

If you guys ain't comfortable with it,
Then you might as well cook all your heads together,by yourself through yourself and for yourselves in a pot.

Bunch of lazy ass modafakas

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Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Bmaster(m): 2:20pm On Apr 07, 2022

DenreleDave:
get the fvck out of here with ur stupid question.. do u think this place is a gathering of your fools-like friends?

I heard say you invented TA and MoFO abi na Mojo,
Anyways,thank God you did,
But don't see people who's opinion towards crypto differs from yours as fool.

Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Bmaster(m): 1:35pm On Apr 07, 2022

Jameselias:
first of all, what do you understand by the word crypto ?

crypto from my own understanding is like building a castle in the air,then fantasy 'bout it to orgasm before going out to know how much it will cost

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Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Bmaster(m): 1:33pm On Apr 07, 2022

Jameselias:
you don't belong here

how you take know ?

This our cult,last time I checked you weren't the capon!

Unless you became it overnight

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Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Bmaster(m): 1:27pm On Apr 07, 2022

Guys abeg,I want to know,
Between crypto trading,betting and ponzi which one is the best scam ?

I really need an answer right now.
Thanks

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Czech Republic Becomes The First NATO Country To Send Tanks To Ukraine by Bmaster(m): 9:30am On Apr 07, 2022

Kazeem47:
Nice one.But did the law allow NATO to intervene in a conflict that does not involve any of the NATO members?

who is the law ?

When lives are at stake,some rules or laws may be bended so as to save life.

Talking about law in the face of war is even worse

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Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Bmaster(m): 8:56am On Apr 07, 2022

Daniel7543:
Married women sabi take good care of their KUKUNASE. They are so clean down there. I can comfortably give a married woman head.

Fvcking a married woman without condom is the best thing that has ever happened to me and I would advice guys to give it a try.

comrade,you just fall a victim in the hands of other comrades who just finished their early morning masturbation and some who just swore for the ashawo whom they just woke up from her cabal coz they felt cheated by the olosho girl.
U know that repentant spirit that enters inside the mind of one who just finished masturbating ?

Hope you triumph over their manhunts and other vices they're sending on ur way bro.

God be your strength grin

Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Bmaster(m): 8:50am On Apr 07, 2022

Daniel7543:
Married women sabi take good care of their KUKUNASE. They are so clean down there. I can comfortably give a married woman head.

Fvcking a married woman without condom is the best thing that has ever happened to me and I would advice guys to give it a try.

YOU SEE UR LIFE COMRADE ?

All the enjoyments you gathered alone

Badt comrade

Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Escapes Death As Two Aides Die In Auto Crash by Bmaster(m): 5:02am On Apr 07, 2022

God of Jonathan no go shame him.

Rip to the dead

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 3) On 6th April 2022 by Bmaster(m): 8:47pm On Apr 06, 2022

tarantino1:
The games today no dey go according to permutation and I'm so loving it.

Hala Madrid

not 4 ov 2.5 niggzzz like us grin

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Education › Re: Damilola Olakanmi, Nigerian Law Student Dies In UK After Eating Cannabis Sweet by Bmaster(m): 12:44pm On Apr 06, 2022

Painintheass221:
Cool

To the guy above that denied me FTC this Tuesday morning.

Guy, you be weyrey

I sell FTC at affordable prices,

Please make an order now while stocks last

Politics › Re: Asari Dokubo Captures Notorious ESN Commander "Onye Army" (Pictures) by Bmaster(m): 12:41pm On Apr 06, 2022

Frigga13:

[s]This is what igbos are scared of doing .. see common Asari Dey catch unknown gun men ..

People wey igbos Dey fear to open their business for

Asari please help igbos catch all of them.. even the monkey in Finland should be bundled back

Asari is impressing of recent

Igbos toor.. Una dey support killing of una own.. Na ijaw man dey help una cramp una fears

Maybe Na ijaw slaves .. Una go soon be

E better for una to be ijaw slavea than for igboland to burn[/s]

what business do Igbos have with Esn.
Or are you in severe pains ?

Health › Re: Commercial Sex Workers Undergo Free Medical Tests In Onitsha (Photos) by Bmaster(m): 11:45am On Apr 06, 2022

GooodHardDick:
For your information, No difference between your girlfriends and these prostitutes!

Comrade,you don dey find trouble laidis fa ?

Politics › Re: Nigerian Police, Secret Agency, DSS Summon Clerics To Regulate Preaching by Bmaster(m): 10:59am On Apr 06, 2022

anti church
Anti gospel
Anti Christ

So,among other issues ravaging their land,it's gospel preachers that is their main concern

Phones › Re: NIN-SIM: MTN Apologises For Barring Customers’ Lines by Bmaster(m): 10:40am On Apr 06, 2022

MrSeth:
Wasn't even bothered with the ban thing.

We don't call people and people don't call us.

Sometimes I wonder why I even own a phone

you ain't serious undecided

Politics › Re: Pray For Me, My Freedom Will Happen Soon – Nnamdi Kanu Begs Ahead Of Trial by Bmaster(m): 10:33am On Apr 06, 2022

Prevent:
badurah for your family first.

which family are you talking about?

And what is brother,if not family ?

Politics › Re: Pray For Me, My Freedom Will Happen Soon – Nnamdi Kanu Begs Ahead Of Trial by Bmaster(m): 10:26am On Apr 06, 2022

I thought they said court sitting is been adjourned!

People and fake news Sha.

BTW,my prayers are with you brother,May chukwu okike abiama see us through!

#freennamdikanu

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Politics › Re: FG Detects 1,500 Federal Workers With Fake Appointment Letters by Bmaster(m): 8:34pm On Apr 05, 2022

free them joor,

Everything 4 naija is fake,
Including the mighty number one citizen

Foreign Affairs › Re: US Successfully Tests Hypersonic Missile by Bmaster(m): 7:06pm On Apr 05, 2022

Make them no test am near any where Africa oo.

To be sincere,science can fail Atimes.

Make we no go run kiti kiti kata kata for here oo

Christianity Etc › Re: Imagine After Dying Only To Discover There IS No Heaven Or Hell by Bmaster(m): 6:59pm On Apr 05, 2022

OsilaGama:

What If We All Die..
And We Realise There is No Life After Earth

op, keep crying.
Your Tears are welcomed in Abundance!

Thank you

Phones › Re: Subscribers Lament As Their Numbers Are Blocked Despite Linking Their NIN (Pics) by Bmaster(m): 6:37pm On Apr 05, 2022

Lol.

Why was I feeling like to reply that OBO SEXUAL guy from twitter

Like seriously,I was even thinking dude just commented on nairaland.

By the way,for people with questions on mind same as that OBOSEXUAL guy,
Please kindly go to any nimc and get your nin updated,thanks.

This is another medium for our corrupt local governments staffs to milk is half dry again.

Politics › Re: Monday Prayer In Onitsha To Mark End Of Sit At Home In Anambra State Today(photo by Bmaster(m): 8:46pm On Apr 04, 2022

helinues:
[s]Prayer without cogent efforts na fruitless

Religion is really drawing my people backward at the speed of light[/s]

who are your people,and who told you prayer on its own is not a greater work.

If you thinks it ain't, honestly tell yourself how many times you have prayed since Friday morning till now

Food › Re: The Hilarious No Sex Notice Pasted At Tanterlizer by Bmaster(m): 2:21pm On Apr 04, 2022

Sekoni003:
"It affects business"

Clowns with their superstitious ways, you mean to say ppl having sex in say a 5-star restaurant would make business run down? By now, McDonalds and Burgerking should be out of business...Joke's on the management

And yeah, nothing beats the thrill of bleeping in "risky" places; Car-parks, rooftops, sea-side, restrooms, libraries, classrooms, ~~courthouse,~~ museums...just name it

court house indeed!

When I'm not mad.

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Politics › Re: Shehu Sani Mocks Aminu Bello Masari Because Of Buhari by Bmaster(m): 6:54am On Apr 04, 2022

Mooh247:

[s]Is he meant to insult his fellow Katsina indegene and the President of Nigeria... When he isn't from Ibo land

Have you ever seen Atiku a Fulani man and PDP potential flagbearer criticise his fellow Fulani President[/s]

.

u R among people who draws us back in this country

Foreign Affairs › Re: Drivers Organize A Rally Of Over 5000 Cars In Berlin In Support Of Russia Today by Bmaster(m): 2:58pm On Apr 03, 2022

let this unverified news no make front page!

We need peace,equity and stability,

Not war!!!

Let's stop promoting war

Travel › Re: Nigerian Man Park Car In France & A Big Tree Grows Through The Car Overnight(vid by Bmaster(m): 9:43am On Apr 03, 2022

ok

Like if you thinks this odyssey story is not real,
Share if you thinks it's for real

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