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Politics › Re: Governor Soludo Moves To End Monday Sit At Home Order In Anambra by Bmaster(m): 5:01pm On Mar 25, 2022

Hmmm

Family › Re: Surviving Without Sex As A Single Mum... It's So Difficult by Bmaster(m): 4:25pm On Mar 25, 2022

SugarGirl44:
And one of God's natural rules is sex, responsible one though, whether married or not.
There's nothing godly about suppressing the urge.
You just dey suffer yourself unnecessarily.
That's how I see it sha, can't think of it in any other way.

but not how it is.

Heaven has a kind of glory that's beyond human comprehension.

Imagine a place you'll forget all your sufferings and sorrow at the mere sight of it!

So you should know better when the bible was saying strife.
Check out the word strife,
It's never meant to be easy and that's why the word strife comes in.

Family › Re: Surviving Without Sex As A Single Mum... It's So Difficult by Bmaster(m): 2:41pm On Mar 25, 2022

SugarGirl44:
African man..na them...lolz.
We know your type, you preach against stuff in public but engage in worse crimes secretly.
I don't know how you guys imagine God to be.
I know my own God isn't wicked neither is he an author of confusion, would created sex as a natural occurrence, (married or not you have the urge), then go ahead to throw you in hell for engaging in the same act, knowing fully well that everyone can't be married at every single time for different genuine reasons.

I like this your reasonings,
It makes sense.
It also relaxes the mind,and logically it is what it should be,
But all this are before the very eyes of men.

Have you ever wondered whether the 12 apostles of Christ have urge in any given time after their calling ?
The answer is NO.
you can only develop urge when you are no longer reasoning heavenly.
Heavenly race is not for the spiritually weak,
Or unprepared people.,

God have set his rules,if you don't abide by them you will as well be doomed on the last day

Family › Re: Cardiff Mum Didn't Know She Was Pregnant Until She "Felt The Baby's Head Coming" by Bmaster(m): 1:31pm On Mar 25, 2022

SandraIkuboR:
yeah it's very possible to not know you are pregnant

hi

xup

Foreign Affairs › Re: North Korea Tests Nuclear Missile Capable Of Hitting Continental Areas Of USA by Bmaster(m): 9:54am On Mar 25, 2022

Hammyaladin:
[s]Sometimes you'd wish u aren't a member of earth.

Diseases, immorality, wars, greed, gluttony, sloth etc..

Hopefully humanity ends with all the nukes. And maybe life will begin from primordial organisms in a better way [/s]

challenges of life is what makes life interesting,no go overthink am

Crime › Re: Gunmen Kidnap Corps Members, Pregnant Woman In Kogi, Demand ₦60m Ransom by Bmaster(m): 6:40am On Mar 25, 2022

MadamVanessa:

[s]What a country?

To a lot of idiots IPOB members are the problem in the country not bandit. How can people be this foolish. I always pray for my south east and south south brothers and sisters.

I really don't care if bandits feast on the northerners or south west, because to them ESN is the main problem as such should be crush to smithereens and not BANDITS . As they would say that bandits are business men, so this is clearly a business.[/s]

you occupied a strategic position on a thread but unfortunately you've said nothing.

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Nairaland General › Re: Rich Boy Washes His Feet With A Bottle Of Drink (Photos, Video) by Bmaster(m): 6:32pm On Mar 24, 2022

Harrykn:
Dvvvs...
~~Do you know that two v forms w?~~

how ?
V V

Science/Technology › Re: When Last Did You See A Butterfly by Bmaster(m): 4:18pm On Mar 24, 2022

Some seconds ago,on nairaland!

Foreign Affairs › Re: Zelensky Urges Biden Not To Sanction Russian Oligarch, Roman Abramovich by Bmaster(m): 4:02pm On Mar 24, 2022

alphaconde:
everyday sanctions yet nothing de improve.

Zelensky is like my wife, she will ask me to discipline the kids and at the end be shielding them.

if i dont do it she will say am not acting like a father figure.

wahala no too much?

if I was to bebiden,
I would never heed to such a hypocritical prayer,tell me Why I should ?
Me,never!
When I am not mad.

See person wey him house dey on fire,dey get time to chase rat

Romance › Re: How I See Fine Guys Without Money. by Bmaster(m): 3:56pm On Mar 24, 2022

You practically sowed seed of vawuelence!

Let's go and get ready,coz this violence you're seeking,you'll get a double portion of it

Foreign Affairs › Re: Katerina Tikhonova: Vandals Paint Putin's Daughter's House With Ukrainian Flags by Bmaster(m): 3:36pm On Mar 24, 2022

mcmbonu:
Like for Ukraine
Share for Russia

Why are you doing this at this your age ?

Family › Re: Out Of Rage, I Hit My Mum Yesterday! by Bmaster(m): 3:15pm On Mar 24, 2022

chaiii.

Dude,beta start begging ur mom.

U shouldn't have slapped ur mom no matter what!

People and feeling woke sef....

Mtcheww
Smh!

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Family › Re: Around What Time Do You Turn On And Turn Off Your Generator by Bmaster(m): 12:24pm On Mar 24, 2022

U must turn it off by 11pm.

That's our constitution in our yard,
Everybody no go do tarry night coz u on generator

Edit:
Failure to keep with the above rule attracts a penalty of #100.
And yet the gen will still be turned off.

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Sports › Re: President Buhari Likely To Watch Nigeria Vs Ghana Second Leg Live’ – Sunday Dare by Bmaster(m): 12:01pm On Mar 24, 2022

Aystarz:
The man is a disgrace!

Talking about watching football, when almost everybody is sunk in the mess he's turned the country into.

Would Biden be watching NFL when a majority of American citizens are neckdeep in poverty and are barely struggling to survive each day.

the old man never fully understood the position he is occupying.
He thinks he is there to catch cruise,
But its so sad that's what he been doing all along at the detriment of over #200,000,000+ lives

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine Blocks Trans Women Refugees: "They Are Men, Must Go Back & Fight" by Bmaster(m): 11:57am On Mar 24, 2022

HarunaWest:
~~Asking~~citizens to fight for their country is now a crime? Dude must you make a comment? Like I don't get you.

forcing

And what are the military men for?

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Sports › Re: President Buhari Likely To Watch Nigeria Vs Ghana Second Leg Live’ – Sunday Dare by Bmaster(m): 11:45am On Mar 24, 2022

it's damn surprise,how everybody is having a field day,
Making jest of our president.
It nearly would've matter if para adventure it will make him sit up and be up and doing.

Sorry naija

Crime › Re: Suspected Female Ritualist Arrested In Kwara by Bmaster(m): 10:46am On Mar 24, 2022

Rastaramsey:
Female skull miner
Naso one stop me for tipper garage for ilorin Last year, he cum see me wey I kit up, he cum dey reason me say he get one youth empowerment program say I go de make 20k per day
If you see hin shoe enh
He cum bring out one stupid Lenovo phone dey collect my number, me wey carry 11 pro max that time
Later on, he cum dey disturb me everyday say make I show for their side....
Say if I reach obasanjo road make I call am
Baba won mine my skull

so na so you take miss opportunity cheesy

U see,till end of our lifetime bro,
May any opportunity wey fit be our end be missed by us.

Thank your stars,

I nearly fall a victim of ritualists years back
They're offering a job with mouth watering wages,
Saw their advert posted on electric pole as a bill,no venue or address,only their phone number.
It's a long story but thank My stars I outsmarted them though.

It's been like 10 years now,but yet the memory still there in my mind like it happened yesterday

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Crime › Re: Teenager Kills Housewife With Pestle In Kano, Steals Her Phones (Photos) by Bmaster(m): 9:43am On Mar 24, 2022

How a thread with less than 15 comments was pushed to front page is what I don't understand.

Not as if it's a breaking news though,(that's by the way)

Back to Mr cover.

Bros op,so they don take bad news swear down for you,and your gladly in love with it ?

Nawa oo

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Car Talk › Re: Ever Since I Bought A Mercedes Benz, It's Been One Trouble To Another by Bmaster(m): 8:51am On Mar 23, 2022

Datboredberri:
Some men thinking money impresses women... Smh

No one cares...

Use a taxi...

If you're good, you have nothing to fear... The police would let you be...

no too loud am.
I came late to tell you that it is what it is

Celebrities › Re: Saga: I’m Now Paying ₦5.1m For House Rent As Against ₦200k Before BBN by Bmaster(m): 9:40pm On Mar 22, 2022

DoctorOlasDesk:
Anyways, he has to impress Nina that he can take care of her. ~~Men~~ some men and toto sha

when all of us are not mad

Anyways,I fixed your sentence for ya

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Acquires 4 Television Sets For ₦68 Million (Photo) by Bmaster(m): 7:12pm On Mar 22, 2022

NwaAmaikpe:

Most definitely an 8K Resolution, Neo QLED display.

If you watch porn on this type of TV, you'd see even the fibre that makes up the strand of the actors' pubic hairs.

good evening sir.
Thank you for making my evening.
God bless sir grin

Politics › Re: Defection: Imo Speaker, Deputy, 15 Other Lawmakers Face Sack by Bmaster(m): 3:39pm On Mar 22, 2022

When they are not mad ?

Jeeez...
Where is my popcorns

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Army Sacks Private Soldier For Taking Picture In Colonel’s Office - SR by Bmaster(m): 3:36pm On Mar 22, 2022

okeyumez:
Nigerian Army and stupidity. What is the crime here? He can only be sanctioned for unethical conduct which may attract 14 days cutting of grass and not dismissal.

e better for him .
Who knows what fate have in store for him.
He should thank his stars,and his mom for God has answer their prayers on him.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Gives Ukraine Deadline To Surrender Mariopol, Ukraine Refuses by Bmaster(m): 12:30pm On Mar 22, 2022

juman:
The most foolish in this case is the masses that allow their very clueless and corrupt leaders to lead them to death.

Can you allow Nigerian leaders lead you to war?

when I'm not mad. huh

Never!!!!

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Politics › Re: #PMBInLagos: Guard Of Honour For President Buhari In Lagos (Pictures) by Bmaster(m): 12:02pm On Mar 22, 2022

visijo:
[s]If She Visits You Without Wearing Pant Abeg no do anything with her... She no get respect at all
How Can She Bring You Food Without Covering It With Napkin ?[/s]�

it sounds funny but it doesn't correlates with the topic

Food › Re: What Do You Call This In Your Language/Dialect? (Photo) by Bmaster(m): 3:31pm On Mar 19, 2022

pocohantas:
That thing dey vex me ehn. I don’t even want to be seeing it again.

u know what the elders mean when they say "a child eats toad and rejects meat'.

So now,u are in a better position to explain to yourself ur ordeal with udara that makes you hate such a sweet fruit with passion,
Unless otherwise you were chasing clout

Politics › Re: APC Convention: Prince Olatunbosun Obtains Form For National Youth Leader by Bmaster(m): 3:18pm On Mar 19, 2022

Cryofigbos:
Best of luck to him.......why r we not seeing south east ppl obtain form

cos we're busy on a steady giving you nightmares.
As such u can't do without us,
We're your god,and we prefer punishing you.

It is affecting you strongly,and your moniker can testify to it

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Takes Delivery Of His N275M Lamborghini Aventador by Bmaster(m): 1:54pm On Mar 19, 2022

qekng40:
Container don land!

This guy fit buy some people village come render people wer get village village-less oo

and na your kind of crush ?
I know,but no go near him oo
These days chioma Rowland no get joy undecided

Politics › Re: Pelumi Olajengbesi: ₦20 Million APC Chairmanship Form Is Ridiculous by Bmaster(m): 1:50pm On Mar 19, 2022

tollyboy5:
Lol if i get 20m na form i go buy lol. When im not mad.

they never mean well for the upcoming leaders.
Otherwise where are they expecting they get 20 Milla from,?

The sentence (youth of today are the leaders of tomorrow) should never be found in made in Nigeria dictionary coz it never comes to reality

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Forum Games › Re: What Would You Do If You Saw This At A Junction? by Bmaster(m): 1:19pm On Mar 19, 2022

Bros op.

This is not supposed to be a question for the wise people,

I heard that only fools sees money as everything,though

Sports › Re: Between A Twitter User And Borussia Dortmund Who Used Davido’s Slang by Bmaster(m): 12:57pm On Mar 19, 2022

e be like say Twitter don dey make sense pass nairaland Soo
With enough emojis,unlike this every ages of Emojis we got here.

Let me be reasoning the migration pattern dey go first,

Sports › Re: "BVB Loves Naija" Borussia Dortmund Tweets About Ikpeba, Oliseh And Davido by Bmaster(m): 9:22am On Mar 19, 2022

Dshocker:
Sunday oliseh and his team mate played fantastic football those days.

I don't think Nigeria will ever get to that level again,due to corruption that will not end,~~even up to 50th generation to come~~

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