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odimbannamdi:
It had always been my dream to join the Nigerian Army since my NYSC days in 2013/14 at the Nigerian Army Cantonment, Ojo. It seemed the perfect career path where I could deploy my intelligence, wit, strength and patriotism to my country. So, it was with so much eagerness that I applied for the Army SSC recruitment the very day applications were declared open. Thereafter, I started praying to make the first shortlistment, at least

My joy knew no bounds on the 29th of July when I saw my name in The Punch newspaper among the 30 shortlisted candidates from each state expected to report to the NDA old site, Kaduna on the 5th of August. I could hardly sleep at night due to excitement. So my dream was finally coming through. I was finally going to become an officer with the Nigerian Army.

I reported at Kaduna for the screening by exactly 3:30pm on the 5th of August. Only 17 people showed up for the screening from my state (Abia State): 15 on the first day, and another 2 a few days later.

A semi-apron-like blue tag containing a 2 lettered abbreviation of your state of origin and number was issued to every candidate, to be won all through the screening period (mine was AB08). Officially, we were to be known and regarded by this tag number. You would hear stuffs like “AB08, how far na? GB14, old boy I dey o” At some point, we all forgot our names. Lol. Also, it is this number you would send to your sponsors for influential purposes

An adhoc screening board made up of a Major General (the president of the board), 3 Colonels, 3 Lieutenant Colonels (the board secretary was one of them), 3 Captains (the board Admin Officer was one of them) and 3 Lieutenants was set up.

The first screening stage was vetting of candidates’ credentials to ascertain their authenticity and whether we would still be below the required maximum age of 29 by October. A Lt. Col. (the C.O. of 1div Hospital at NDA new site) screened for my state and he was very thorough. I noticed that the Army even prefers you to be younger than the minimum required age.

The next screening stage was writing an aptitude test. Candidates were divided into 3 groups. 1st group wrote at the hall just adjacent the parade ground. 2nd group wrote at the Cadet mess while the 3rd group (which included my state) wrote at the staff school, (one Professor Yahaya or so hall)

The test comprised of 4 sections:

- An essay (WHY YOU WANT TO JOIN THE NIGERIAN ARMY) of 500 – 1000words
- 10 English questions
- Around 7 Maths questions (can’t remember exactly now)
- Around 15 – 20 current affairs questions (cant remember exactly too)

The test was over in 2hours time. I gathered that the test was aimed at gauging our communicative ability, so more attention was paid to the essay and english objective questions. Some candidates were evicted based on the result of this test.

The next screening stage was the “almighty” medical and physical examination. As a result of the mammoth crowd and many tests we were supposed to undergo, we were shared into various groups. My state and some other states first went to the Medical Reception Station (MRS) for Xray. The next day, some of us went to 1div hospital, new NDA site, for blood tests, physical, dental and optical examination, checking of Blood pressure and BMI.

Considering the significance of this stage to a candidate’s final selection, I will try to explain each test further

Physical examination: Here, we were stripped Unclad, asked to stand straight with our hands placed at varying positions (this is to check if we have a bad posture such as kyphosis [hunched back] or lordosis) and our feet making a V-shape (to check for flat feet). The number of our testes was checked. We were then asked to grab our buttocks, bend down with our anus very visible and cough (this is to check if we have had pile before)

Blood and urine tests: Over 5mls of our blood was drawn and our urine taken in a sterile bottle. We were tested for diseases such Hepatitis B, HIV, Syphilis etc. I think our blood group and genotype were also checked

Blood Pressure reading: Being in a cool environment (such as an air-conditioned room), prior to checking your blood pressure, helps calm you down, consequently normalizing it. One Corporal Mike hinted us that the optimal reading is 120/90 or 110/80, while anything more than 140/90 is regarded as being high.

Body Mass Index (BMI): Our height and weight were measured, after taking off our shoes. The readings were used to determine our BMI. The full diameter of our chest during deep inhaling was also measured

Eye examination: We were asked to read letters from an eye chart placed about 10meters and 0.5meter away from us with one of our eyes closed at each time. Next, we were asked to decipher letters printed in colour patterns. Both tests were used to detect if we have long or short-sightedness and Astigmatism

Dental Examination: The alignment, number and grip of our teeth were also checked

The medical and physical examinations took almost 5days to conclude. Any state that finishes its medicals proceeded to do the psychology tests.

During the Psychology tests, 2 Lieutenants shared a booklet containing questions that tried to figure out our history of stimulants/drugs usage. The questions were structured in a way that when you lie in the first question, you would have to keep lying to the end. LOL.

Alcohol usage kind of raised a controversy among candidates because almost every young man has, at one point or the other, taken a sip of the contents of the green bottle. But I observed that as long as your alcohol usage wasnt a source of worry to your loved ones or you haven’t suffered a challenge arising from it (of course, the questions asked us that), then it wasn’t enough to disqualify you.

However, other classes of stimulants used via smoking, inhaling, sniffing or injecting, I observed too, disqualified some candidates. I think they tested their urine for the presence of such stimulants, cant say exactly. We were further interviewed based on our answers
The results of the medical and psychology tests were announced together and candidates were consequently evicted.

I WAS EVICTED AT THIS STAGE TOO. I will talk about it soon

HOW RESULTS OF EACH SCREENING STAGE WAS ANNOUNCED[/b]

To a very great extent, the screening process was transparent.

Upon completion of each screening stage, the board members met and compiled the list of candidates who are “suspects of eviction”. All members of the board then arrive the parade ground to meet orderly but very anxious candidates.

Starting from Abia state, the board secretary calls out names of candidates who are made to immediately shout “Yes Sir!” with a leap and, along with their credentials, jogs to a part of the parade ground and sits on the ground.

Candidates who were flagged for eviction resulting from credentials screening were subjected to a review where their credentials were looked at again before final eviction.

The aptitude test stage did not need a review, of course. You don fail you don fail. No argument.

After the first set of medical and physical examinations, candidates were taken back to 1div hospital for review. Here, if you fell short of the accepted standard in any of the tests, apart from the blood and urine tests, you would be called in to be reviewed by the medical team.

Evictions resulting from the medical and psychological tests was, perhaps, the most touching and monumental. Lol. When the soldiers and officers were telling us that “medicals must drop over half of all of you. That one na dole”, we thought they were only envious of our would-be officer status.

The evening the results ought to have been announced, we waited for the board members till 10pm in the night. The secretary later came and told us that the results would be announced the next day. He instructed us to come to the parade ground with our bags the next morning.

The next morning, around 7am or later, all members of the board arrived the parade ground along with a public address system. There was a different kind of aura in the air. The atmosphere was so tensed.

Mounting the PAS, the board secretary started, “Candidates! Today, my problems will be reduced. Most of you will go back to your villages. The Nigerian Army does not compromise on health issues. If you hear your number, carry your kaya and run out. Is that clear!” Then he started

MY EVICTION
I was far from surprised when I heard my name. I saw it coming.

I was born with a flat feet, umbilical hernia (i.e. a painless prominent navel) and poor right eye vision. For as long as I can remember, distanced objects appear very blurry when viewed using only my right eye (with my left eye closed). I never thought it was something to worry about because I have perfect sight with my both eyes working.

All these were flagged during the medical tests and I was reviewed based on them again.

It was with a broken heart that I picked up my kaya and jogged to the drill shed to await further instructions.


Indeed, over half of the candidates were evicted based on medical and psychological grounds. In fact, Ogun state saw over 20 of its candidates sent packing, leaving behind just 4!

After calling out the names, the board members came to address us. A lucky few who were evicted for being overweight were called out and asked to go back and join up. Then the rest of us were individually called out and told the reasons for our eviction afterwhich our beloved tags were taken away from us.

As I left NDA gate, hot tears flowed down my cheeks. I was evicted for features my God created me with and not what I acquired. It was really painful.

But in everything, I give Him the glory because He knows the end from the beginning.

I will be dropping the fun part of life in NDA, the psyching from the officers and soldiers that made some candidates run away, the jobs we served and the pertinent lectures about the Army we got from Captain Abdullahi.

Stay tuned

GOD BLESS THE NIGERIAN ARMY! GOD BLESS CHIEF OF ARMY STAFF

Capt. Abdullahi changed 2 smthn else after u guyz departed. Infact worse than "German dose".

cktheluckyman:
Bloody liars Mr Joachim stated he named his dog after his " hero " buhari and not after his neighbor.Whatever is the case, Mr Joachim committed no crime and there was no reason to charge him to court.If anyone were to be charged to court, that would be those who threatened him for exercising his fundamental Human Rights to name his dog whatever name he wants!!

Shame on the Nigerian police.You people suck

on behalf of Nairaland, I name my black pig "papa cktheluckyone". B4 u quote me, I'm exercising my my civil right. Thank u for understanding

Na AC

farouk0403:
Abokina ka daina wannan ba girman ka bane,

Ai irin haka Sai ka Bata mana addinin musulunci a idon mutane

Please you are an educated fellow and I guess you know what's right and what's wrong

Roger that

bennymark:
cc; spicyjosbabe

Why are you insisting on giving this low life cheap popularity? Don't allow him spoil this beautiful thread.

We agree say we be arne, you hear say dat one remove any hair from my skin? It's bigotss like u dat promote sectarian voilence


Proudly from Bokkos, Plateau state

Arna!

SpicyJosBabe:
Almajiri dan titi....haihuwan asara. I hope u are not real well brought up hausa man because cultured hausa ppl do not display their stupidity in public like this.

Arnan arewa I repeat. Arna!

ianSweet:
Shegen bahaushe...... Must u display ur stupidity here?
This is how u people divide the north.

Shege shi ke Gane dan uwansa. Me yayi xafi? Y worry if u aren't one (arne). Sunane da muke Kiran Wanda ba namu ba. U also call us names. "Mallo", "Safalafe" nd rest. So me yayi xafi? Beta mind ur biz miss

Arnan arewa

Coolgent:
Kai dan unguwar rogo ne? Nasan unguwar kusa ga Minanata da tashar kura

Ofcourse yeah, kasan Kiri?

Dezzx:
op u can lie o

...9ce 2 meet u

I played futbal with dis 9ce guy. C hw lyf changes. I'm happy 4 u Abdullahi.
#UnguwarRogoSokoto

Ahmedp2:
Pls guys help me check Ahmed Rasheed DSSC/Kaduna.




Thanks

Babu sunan bro

whodoor:
thanks man. We meet in KD. My name is Friday. What's ur name?

I am Nafiu aka Bnladan. Can't wait 2 meet u

Dude04:
Plz help me check Essien Offonime Nelson dssc/ssc akwa ibom state. Thanks much appreciated

Congrats. U re no 16 on d list. SSC/2016/61851

mustapha09:
please check for Abdullahi Mustapha Kaduna SSC

Congratulations dan uwa! We have 2 Abdullahi Mustapha's on d list SSC/2016/55970 or SSC/2016/57507.

whodoor:
Pls help check umoh Friday aniekan ssc akwa Ibom. Pls.....

Congratulations bro, u re 3rd on d list

jabojafa:
plz check Japhet Edidiong S. Dssc/ssc and Japhet Idorenyin S. Dssc/ssc both Akwa ibom state thnks

Both names aren't Dia. Sorry

opj21:
Pls help me check jerome sidi suleiman, Edo state

Congratulations, u re no 20 on d list
SSC/2016/52626

enshi:
Thanks man...
At This jucture i just have to say congrats to the ones shotlisted....

Thanks bro.

enshi:
Baba abeg help me Check
Ozoadibe chibueze Gabriel
Ssc and dss enugu state

It's not dia

Guyz I'm sooooo soooo happy

We've created a whatsapp group, any person whose name is shortlisted and is interested in joining d group shud jst drop his number. Tnx

olasamuel006:
have sent you my detail thrice now I guess this will be the last time if you care to help....Oladipupo Oladayo,Osun state,SSC.thanks

Sorry, I can't find d name bro, it's not there. I'm sorry

Charleslewizy:
aiit bro, am game
already have couple of numbers dat wanna join d group

07053539193

phemywise:
olaoye oluwafemi solomon (SSC)

State nko

Ahmedp2:
Someone should pls help me with KADUNA list...here or whatsapp (08066219007)

Ka turo details dinka na duba ma

benudota:
Please sir can you upload akwa ibom state SSC or check my name udota Stephen Benjamin. Thanks

Not there. Sorry

yakxin10:
pls kindly help me check mudasir abdulwahab DSSC lagos
state

It's not Dia bro. Hard luck

staph69:
Dan Allah taimaka ka duba mun Abdullahi Ibrahim Dangana kano state

Babu sunan gsky.

phemywise:
pls i desperately need someone to post ssc kwara here. na beg i dey beg ooo. anxiously waiting pls

Send ur full name nd d service type

ikcbn:
Officer pls check EZENWANNE IKECHUKWU JOHN
SSC Anambra State

Not there bro. Sorry

Kentrizy:
bro kindly check for Aduloju Bashir oluwashola on dssc and ssc and daramola kehinde on ssc all ekiti state with nwanko francis on dssc anambara state plz yhankx

None of d names is Dia. Sorry