₦airaland Forum

ClassCaptain:
:;::: first and foremost; there is no word like disvirgin : the correct word is disflower .

Nd she is claiming virgin with these exposed milkshake

God knows best

Dia is nothn lyk "disflower". The correct word is "de flower"

dauntless15:
wareva as long as there is a bin and a lad I'm glad he's dead

Psyrus:
These northern bois sha

is dis d only lynching uve seen on Nairaland? Hw many of dem were done in the south? Dnt be tribalistic bro.

Who are you? By mikky ekko.

U gotta download dis song. it was played in TV series "The Blacklist" season 1

U haven't said Anythn OP. Name individuals then we'll take u serious. 2 summarize this, d OP is saying EVERYBODY is @ fault

uche715:
Why would him, when all hausas Muslim are finished.

I lyk ur grammer

Every state in d North except for Kogi and Benue. I did visit Lagos and PH in d south. I'm a traveller...it's my hobby

lielbree:
That's good. I heard sokoto is rich in uranium, I'm not sure if that's true or not.

broda park wel oo! So na my state u wan send d "tym bomb". Nothn lyk hiroshima's or Nagasaki wil happen 2 my state...ameen

eleojo23:
So we are now going nuclear?
Issokay!

Let's pray that these terrorists roaming about will not lay their hands on the Uranium and try to use it to power a nuke (nuclear weapon)

That would be trouble for us 'cos the last time I checked, Jack Bauer was taken away by the Russians and only God knows if he is still alive...

my broda me too dey wait for his return

I swear same happened 2 me yesterday

Blindspot

Whores and bastards everywhere. B4 u quote me read d next lines.

Bastard: a person born outside wedlock.
LovePeddler: a prostitute

Kenkeye:
My brother, that you got results similar or close to some people's results doesn't guarantee that your results are good. What if the 'others' commited same error(s) you committed? And mind you, I don't agree with you that distilled water is same as deionized water. Distilled water, deionized water and distilled-deionized water are completely different from one another. You should have investigated the purity of the Eva water before you used it as distilled or deionized water as the case was. Have you published a journal from that work?

now take it as a challenge and do the investigation urself on the purity of Eva and if it serves as an alternative for distilled water. I believe it's an alternative and will still use it again if d need arrive. Thank you for ur tym. Dis is my last statement regarding dis

Kenkeye:
How do you know that your result was okay? And what test(s) did you carry out on the Eva water to ascertain that it was free of impurities?

I did a physico-chemical analysis of Shea Butter samples gotten from different parts of d country. I compared my result with those of ppl who did similar work. I got result close 2 there's. Distilled water is de-ionised water if u will agree with me. It is written on the bottle of Eva "de-ionised" water. The process of boiling and condensing water 2 get distilled water is de-ionising (2 remove ions).

sammily:
That's a misinformation bro, distilled water has been distilled by boiling and condensed to remove most of the impurities including dissolved metals and minerals. The bottle water like Eva still contains these dissolved minerals, that why it's not encouraged to used in wet cells or car cooling system (to mix the coolant)

i'll gladly gv u Professor U.A. Birnin-Yauri's contact details. He's a renowned professor of Analytical chemistry. U can Google d name and see for urself. I did use bottle water (Eva, 2 be specific) for my project work and believe me my result was 1 of d best. Thank u

Mailthaddeus:
Having gotten the right quantity of salt, I just to collect 2 liters of distilled water (I decided to collect rain water instead).

Chai! OP
Who told u rain water is even near to distilled water. It is not, rain water are usually acidic due to the presence of acidic oxides discharged into the atmosphere which in-turn gets dissolved into d clouds and fall as rain. If in doubt test wit a litmus paper.

To get distilled water, get a kettle, boil water wit it, and condense the water vapour comin out from d open end of the kettle when d water is boiling.

Bottle water lyk Swan and Eva can serve as distilled water coz dey are de-ionised. My Prof. suggested I used dem wen I was doing my Undergraduate project.

I'm so obsessed with getting married 2 a virgin coz I'm one. I pray day nd 9te for dis. It still baffles me y ppl have sex b4 marriage...Oh God! dis is so not right.

Proffdada:
FTC

"Amruka ajeeb wallahi, kaifa taquul annallaha huwasshaidaan?!" hadaakallah qareenusshaidaan.

Proudly an UDUS graduate, proudly from Sokoto and Proudly a descendant of Shehu Usmanu Danfodiyo.

naijaking1:
It's called go school, or have some unfortunate soul teach you that Lead, arsenic, chromium, silver, and other heavy substances are metals you can't remove by cooking your share of the carcass until Shango returns to earth.
This is not politics where every person opens his mouth to say things any how, this is public health.

Proudly Chemist

malvisguy212:
alright, I will give you two verse in the quran which muhammed fail to explain to you guys.

Surah 3:45: Behold! The angels said: “O
Mary! Allah giveth Thee glad tidings of a
WORD FROM HIM: his name will be Christ
Jesus. The son of Mary, held in honor in this
world and the Hereafter and of (the
company of) those nearest to Allah;” (Yusuf
Ali)

Surah 4:171: “Christ Jesus the son of Mary
was (no more than) an apostle of God, and
HIS WORD, which he bestowed on Mary,
and a Spirit proceeding from him: so believe
in God and His apostles.” (Yusuf Ali)


In Surah 4:171, Jesus is called, “His Word.”
And in Surah 3:45 the Qur’an states that Allah
gave Mary a glad tidings “of a Word from
Him.” In the original Arabic, the expression
used here is “kalimatim-minhu.” It means
kalmia (word), min (from), hu (him). It is of vital
importance for Muslims to note that Jesus is the only Prophet who ever lived, who is called a Word from God. The quran never explain why such title was given to jesus. Century before the quran come into existence, the same title was given to jesus in the bible (john 1:1) and the reason were stated.

But why is Jesus called the “Word of God”? In
view of the fact that the Qur’an attributes this
title to Jesus without explanation, it is in the
Bible that we find the ultimate meaning of this
term. He is designated as such not only during
his life here on earth but also during his pre-
human spirit existence in heaven.

Secondly, did you know that jesus is the ONLY prophet in the quran which is call " SPIRIT FROM GOD"?

Surah 4:171: “The Messiah, Jesus son of
Mary, was (no more than) an apostle of
Allah, and His Word, which He bestowed on
Mary, and A SPIRIT FROM HIM"

The words used in Surah 4:171 are ruhun-
minhu, “a Spirit from him.” Thus, the Qur’an
clearly describes the human, Jesus, as a Spirit
from God himself. With Jesus being the only
exception, no humans are ever depicted as
such. However, no attempt is made to explain
this absolutely unique statement of belief in the Qur’an. Yet, the Qur’an strongly supports the Christian belief that Jesus was a pre-existing Spirit creature who took on a human form. Surah 4:171 presupposes that Jesus existed before he was conceived by a virgin-woman.

Now my question to you is, HOW DO YOU RECONCILE the title given to jesus in the bible as the son of God and the ones in the quran as the word and spirit of God ? Thank you.

even if I am 2 believe all dis ur assertion, u've stil not answered my Q. The statement, I need.

malvisguy212:
come in hear.
https://www.nairaland.com/2381817/contradictions-analyzed-bible-quran

Surah 42, Verse 51-52 explains hw d holy books were revealed. That's not wat I asked u though. I chalenge you 2 point out an unambiguous statement from d Quran where Jesus Peace be Upon him said "I am God" or "Worship me". If u successfully do, I'll convert 2 Christianity.

malvisguy212:
don't mind him bro, I would've love to engage him so that I will use this opportunity to expose islam the more.

u re funny bro. I dedicate my energy and tym for u 2day. Tell me wat u knw bout Islam. If u are able 2 point out any unambiguous statement in d bible(any version) wia Jesus PBUH said I am God, Worship me! Nairalanders shud bear me witness i'll accept Christianity.

allanphash7:
Christain doesnt believe in ONE GOD





Ask me why

yeah, dey dnt. Dey believe in trinity (3 Gods)

All d way frm Sokoto, me nd my besty

yahayya1a:
Me and my brothers... I am the one holding the carpet.

Posted from sokoto.

Kamar lowcost ko? Ni bado nake...9ce 2 meet u

AtlanticBreeze:
Which resources? Niger Delta oil? Do you in the north or south west understand the pains communities go through during oil exploration? Niger delta oil first belongs to ND before Nigerians and you can't call foreigners to manage something that does not belong to them.

Talking about immigration and the other things you talked about, so you mean landlocked countries today does have national immigration and Navy? So the only means of international transport is by sea? Are you dumb or just being mischievous?

Bottom line is you cannot purposely emasculate Niger Delta from the management of their resources..

the oil in ND region belongs 2 Nigeria, dis I can say authoratively. B4 d discovery of oil, the ND has relied on d economy of Nigeria which dey contributed less to. Food, hides, cotton, iron, coccoa, tin and other natural resources were produced by the other regions. Then y on earth will the ND now claim dey own d oil.

jesse8048:
So, u have united all the south? Why not give further information about the geopolitical zone and not just south and North.

even if he does dat, d north has only 1 representative. And I'm sure u knw how many regions we have in d north.

molydonhenry:
If I Hear! Other zones sold their slots to them

that's d problem with u ppl, u always make lame and unreasonable accusations.

Fayose

With all seriousness, I will never wear a N2.5m cloth, no matter how rich I become. My consciousness will never let me whenever I think of people on this earth that have not eaten that day. I'm not saying she did smthn wrong @ d same tym. I'm just talking bout my self.