As for me, I will describe it as further proof that "necessity is the mother of invention", no matter how ridiculous it looks.

But wait guys, how come no one is thinking the crab could have been caught by someone else and then painted on before it was returned or returned into the water.

Nice thread.

I'm also introverted. I once stayed at home during a 4-month summer holiday without going anywhere or visiting anyone except going to church and wherever my family had to go. The only period I was going out was for 2 weeks before resumption to shop and do other preparations. God help me. My mum usually says I'm antisocial but I think I'm okay.
BTW, NICEST THREAD IN A WHILE.

trinidad and tobago

Did you forget HYPO? The advert may seem dumb but I don't need to tell you guys how many people now use hypo. It was absolutely effective and influential.

I pray your son doesn't have pica. I doubt it anyway but it would give him a career and may make him famous: just ask Monsieur Mangetout.

Wait a minute, why is he 'colonel' gaddafi and not 'general'? That does not depict a 'tyrant'; especially one who has ruled for 42 years.

BIGER BOY:
did u know there r now
patents on relief foods!

You are very right. Biotechnology corporations like monsanto patent genetically modified food, which are allegedly sold and distributed as relief foods. This seems to be part of their plan to monopolize food supply.

PointB:

Great theory! But who are the bombers? Western nations?

I don't think it's hard to imagine the brainwashers, and not the brainwashed, receiving funds, benefits as well as promises to carry out these atrocities since they won't actually be the ones suicide-bombing. The brainwashed on the other hand, are simply promised "rewards in paradise".

Nigerian graduates vs foreign graduates. Well, foreign graduates are not inherently smarter than Nigerian graduates. However, what happens when intelligence is not nurtured enough? It makes the individual seem less intelligent than he/she really is. E.g no matter how much one has a natural flair for numbers, you can't expect him to start solving math problems in texts if he has never learned about numbers; he won't even be able to recognise Arabic numerals. I have no comprehension of the Chinese alphabets and will not comprehend them unless I learn.
Now, to conform the Nigerian graduate to the explanation: no matter how smart or intelligent a student is, you don't expect him to have adequate knowledge of what he has inadequately or never learnt. An average foreign graduate would be better than an average Nigerian graduate in the same field , as he has been adequately and efficiently(in most cases) tutored both theoretically and practically, and has also been given ample room for intellectual freedom and expression, which in my opinion motivate learning. An average nigerian graduate on the other hand, is inadequately tutored and trained for reasons that have been well stated by previous posters. However, there are exceptions-who are truly rare as a typical Nigerian student is only concerned with passing, getting good grades, and securing a handsomely paying job after graduation. These develop themselves to a level where they at least become competent in their field.
Also, not many people can cope with developing themselves and at the same time getting high grades in a cramming-based educational system as ours. @ Ajanlekoko, you graduated with a 2'2 because you cared most about self-development. How many Nigerian students believe in-depth knowledge is better than graduating with a first class or 2'1. I have a friend who was evidently appalled when he told me that the best student in his class(computer tech), before he(my friend) joined the class, crams codes to pass exams; meaning he doesn't know much about actually programming.
In my opinion, an average foreign graduate would be more competent than an average Nigerian graduate.

NB: I believe many Nigerian students cannot develop themselves beyond theoretical knowledge in courses where expensive and latest equipment are needed, as they do not have access to these equipment or can only access obsolete or outdated ones.

@LagosShia, haba, easy now, you don't have to swear and curse before you defend your faith. I believe if your god is really God, you don't need to insult on his behalf. Why not lay out your points gently and logically, instead of being forceful and violent. Your posts seem to be characteristic of the feelings behind the actions of islamic terrorists. Is this how you intend to convert people.
I believe you should consider this statement, "come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest". Matthew 11:28.

                                                                   JESUS IS LORD FOREVER AND EVER.

dayokanu:

Maybe because these wards cant passs UME

I don't know when you had your first degree, hence, I assume it might have been when candidates were admitted based on merit. However, nowadays, you would agree with me that many public university students are not there on merit. So, I don't see why a highly respected professor in one of the foremost universities in Nigeria would find it difficult to "put" his/her child in that uni or another where he/she has connections.

mimon79:

" cat eaters" lolz Reminds me when i was back in Uni Cal, some of my peeps consumed a bush-baby during our final semester exam period. Needless to say that all of ( except my humble self ) graduated,

How far now, bush baby ke, it sounds incredible. Anyway, tell me you didn't eat those eyes I saw on google

ola_pluto:

Best Post -Secondary school institute for ajebutter and jamb failures (All Private Universities)
Worst employable graduates ( All Private Unis)

So ingenious. I guess you are smarter than the public university professors who enrol their wards in private universities.

ud byron[1]:

NONSENSE cuz am not in a uni. Cant u talk about other higher institutions RUBBISH

You have a point there you know, I know polytechnic graduates that would floor many university graduates.

olawalebab:

According to the ranking. Convenant is the only private university among the top ten in nigeria.

     Abeg which ranking una dey talk.

@davidylan. Sincere apologies. I made a serious blunder by directing the statement at you. It should have been Jarus. I'm really sorry, it's been modified.

@ Jarus, search for 'the essential soyinka' on google. The first result should be where I got the info from.

@Jarus, stop citing Wole Soyinka as one of those who graduated with poor grades. Does a literature nobel laureate seem like one who would fail english as a course of study even if he doesn't study? Wole Soyinka was the best student in english, struggled for the top with the best student in greek and also in history in his class at UI before he travelled to complete his first degree at leeds university, where I believe a 3rd class student won't be accepted.               
           Gpa matters as it would boost your chances. However, do not rely solely on what you are taught. Try to develop yourself as much as possible, in all areas from practical experience to theoretical knowledge to speaking, writing, social skills( doesn't mean you should turn into a party freak or waste too much time trying to socialize), horse sense, and so on, as you would be more respected if you are booksmart, sharp and also streetsmart. You are however in your final year, and trying to be well grounded in many aspects will likely have an effect on your academics. You may not perform as well as you would if you are strictly devoted to passing. So, weigh your options and determine if it would be more advantageous for you to devote yourself totally to your books and anything that would improve your grades, as I would advise you to, or, develop yourself in many areas. It's up to you as you have just a year left.  Good luck.

All of you shouting about ICAN should kindly calm down. I have a friend studying comp.tech who blivs ICAN is not hard or better still is easy. Why? B'cos he has a sister I believe he doesn't regard as brilliant who graduated from a private uni(not C.U) with a 2'1 and aced ICAN once. So, why all the fuss?

The guy try sha. Initially reading for 18hrs a day! haba you be silencer(3 idiots), u wan kill urself, you must be on some drugs to do that. OR it fit be lie.
Anyway, methinks the guy would make a first class in any university if he is as hardworking as he claims to be.

I'm still asking, how many graduates were produced and how many are first class.

@dabraska, Ben Carson started reading and changing(due to maternal influence) when he was 8 years old not after he finished high school. I agree with others, it is highly implausible that someone with a low or, let me say, below average sec schl background-which I bliv is fundamental to further academic success-would graduate with the highest ever cgpa in a place where others that have a better foundation mentally and academically exist-unless of course, he resorts to cramming (which is easier at university level) almost all the way, as I have observed in some, or becomes one of the "hidden talent" exceptions that appear once in a while.

You have to give him due respect though the fact that it was covenant university waters down the prestige of the cgpa. However, he was the best in C.u, so kudos to him. BTW, is it true that CU churns out MANY first class graduates. How many were the graduates and how many were first class graduates.

There is absolutely no evidence that the individual in that pic is E.A Adeboye's personal bodyguard. He could just be one of the numerous security details attached to the event. Just imagine bokoharam opening fire or hacking innocent worshippers-as not all of them may be righteous-to death. It would be an absolute abuse of the fundamental human right to live and also the democratic right and assurance of security. Peace be unto you all.

@Elpeida, why u tell dem na, dem go come go dey do both join if possible. Aaah ooo gaaa. So all those girls wey I dey see dey pity deir future go come go repackage give innocent "wait till marriage" guys. God see evrybody sha. Na to fast and pray if person wan marry o.

I think d message d hon is trying to convey is comprehensible. U can't blame him.  7 hrs of studying per diem, if tru I would do almost anything for it. People who have been devoted to such things know it just comes effortlessly. Its just like a martial artist blocking a strike  - it's part and parcel of them.  But, d guy should pity others na. He represents a people whose majority, probably, can't  DECIPHER his grammatical "codes" : but, should they?                                                                Anyway, what caught my attention the most was Obafemi Awolowo, the IKENE PHILOSOPHER:  Sounded hilarious to me.

Up zain. Africa challenge provides a platform for students to showcase their intellectual prowess. I have been most impressed by African Nazarene Univ, shocked that champs UI were knocked out early. Kenyan stds are really good, especially in African history, peoples, places, events,literature,politics and personalities, which we really need to concentrate on in Nigeria. The final would be broadcast next week. This week is Egerton vs Jomo Kenyatta (university), 2 of the best universities this year to me.

I feel the other seven players are above 17.    Maybe 3 to 5 yrs more than 17

     We can also find few under 17s in universities. I know 16 and 17 yr old uni stds who are big, strong and talented enough to play.
     
      I remember a friend who was btw 17-20 yrs old and claimed to be in Nigeria's u-13 team.

I'm surprised by some pips who have been posting on this thread.
         Are u taught in church how to slander people whether they share ur views or not?
         U can only make pple see reasons with u if u show some level of christ-likeness.

       I know ", speak evil of NO man, " is in the Bible. Whether they are atheists, xtians, muslims, e.t.c

I'm not supporting anyone. I have questions 4 both parties.

             @ ALOY
       your pastor is not and can never be perfect( until he gets to heaven). But how do we justify some of his decisions
       like not allowing hiv positive stds to graduate. Also I totally disagree with "if u are not a c.u std u are enslaved"
                                NA EVRERYBODY FIT GO C.U OR C.U FIT MANAGE EVERYBODY

            @ Davidylan & co
       I know u have ur doubts, but how then do we justify the miracles and wonders wrought at his programmes
     

                                  I'm really confused so I don't take sides. I totally believe in making the bible ur yardstick.

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