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ImaIma1:
No one is importanter. Abi let all your workers resign and become entrepreneurs so that you can entrepreneur your business alone na.

Many people doing 9-5...their pension fund alone can buy the business that one entrepreneur is making noise about. People have different dreams and goals in life. Not everyone will run a business.

I don turn MTN for your matter... Everywhere you go I dey follow

TOPCRUISE:
Garri and groundnut

I help you reject poverty from your life in the mighty name of Jesus... Now shout a loud AMEN!!!

ImaIma1:
Spaghetti 200
Titus fish. 350
Tomtao paste 50
Fresh pepper/tomatoes 100
Green peas/carrot 150
Veg oil 100
Drink 100.

Fry the fish and serve with your spaghetti. You can slice a boiled egg add to it

Indomie is too basic and cliché.

I so much love this your post. Thank me when you find good husband oooo because I know many have spotted you as a wife material.

cococandy:
Lamb sauce. Add mushrooms and serve with rice

I can see you are not in Nigeria. If say you dey Nigeria fear no suppose allow you call this kind food.

Yuneehk:
I'm sorry

I forgive lol

Phenomenal16:
... TEACHLESS...... No bi small thing

Correct babe....

desvi:
Purfee,

there are no guarantees in life or relationships.
now to your question, how do you know he loves you?
you feel it!
your problem is that you don't feel his love
trust your intuition
if you feel he is withdrawing, then he is
if you want to fix it, leave it alone
don't nag
it's a sure way to push him away more


you MUST focus on yourself if you want this relationship to have a chance
it's your job to be happy regardless of his behavior
love him but ignore him for a while
and focus on being happy
he is focused on himself and his personal and professional growth too
so must you
what goals have you got? what else, other than him, are you passionate about?

pick his calls, reply to his messages, be nice and sweet
but if he doesn't give you his attention, give yourself all the love and attention you want and deserve
prove to yourself that you can be happy regardless of his behavior
and you will have a very happy relationship
with him or someone else
but you will

Chaaiiiiii see the kind wife I dey find. A teacher to the teachless lol...

Yuneehk:
Tah! come-on go and prepare food for that chic that'll be visiting you for the first time. Make fried rice for her, thank you in advance

Na wa for you oooo, did my post actually reflect that it was me? No make me vex start dey toast you oooo

Lamanii22:
You would ask me first though... I'd most likely not eat anything... I'd just have water or drink I'd be fine...

You have a point but its worrisome that we got to this level were it will be suspicious for a guy to surprise a girl he is actually in love with by cooking for her on her first visit but she might think otherwise.

Homeboiy:
I wanted to but it won't grace fp, the mods are biased


Guy if I start posting pictures here, u go hail

Where is this in Benin bro?

Yuneehk:
All these because she brought you food at work? Toh. Me I'm looking for a brother I'll surprise with lunch at work and he'll return the favour with what you have up there. I love love love fried rice!

Seems I like you a lot lol... Am observing sha.

Tonymegabush1:
Meal kee... This days every1 is hungry na so one came one night like that, me be like wetin u go chop she said anything, me arrange garri n egusi if u see how she descend on this swallow My mouth still dey open each time i remember am

Hahahahahaha... Why you go dey carry hungry babe naa

Lamanii22:
Noodles and egg... Or white rice and fish sauce... But if I were the girl, just get me some garri, ekpa ati sugar ati omi tutu

I wish I can believe you. People that speak like this sometimes happen to be the ones that can embarrass a guy for giving her such lol

Mcslize:
I speak for everyone. Do not deny the fact that you girls take kind gestures from guys as equal to a guy being so into you whereas the guy is just being hospitable. When a guy treats a girl with too much niceness, it never ends well. That's why we guys have come to the realization that all that really do not make a girl like a guy. I will prepare food, serve you and then you will start misbehaving at the end thinking I did all that because of one thing called love.

I thank ubunja for all the miseductaions he dished out to guys. Trying to please a girl is the one very stvpid mistake a guy will ever make. Girls love to be handled with full dominance.

Even if I want to cook for a girl, not now again. If she wants to eat, she needs to buy the ingredients and cook it herself. When she is done, she should serve it and we eat together.

I have cooked for many girls over time. But does that really count? When quarrel burst, they will forget all those good things you've done in their lives and will make it looks like you've done nothing. Absolutely nothing! That's why I have changed never to treat a girl with any form of preferences. I will treat you just like how I treat a fellow guy like me.

I once told a girl that I see her as a guy so she should not expect me treating her like a Queen. After all we are all equal right? You girls have been clamoring for feminism and you are all equal to men.

Thus, we will treat you like we treat our fellow guys. We will talk to you like we talk to our fellow guys. Don't expect any preferential treatment from us. We are all equal now. If you can't cook, cooking for you won't make me be the best boyfriend to you in the world.

The moment quarrel burst, you forget all those good things the guy had done in your life. You see how you girls are wired?

I don't agree with you in some aspect. Probably the kind of girls you have cooked for is the issue in your case and it can't possibly be sane to reason that all girls will do same. Its very possible the sort of girls you woo happen to always be under that particular category and maybe its the way you woo them that puts them in that kind of settings.

Chaiii all these Biafra people no just get sense at all. If I be president I for don give them this biafra since make we try separate illiterates and criminals/drug pushers comot from Nigeria.

johnmattew:
read b4 commenting

And who said I didn't read it.

Stupid mayor

Blackivy29:
Indomie=N300
BIGGI=N200
3eggs=N120
onions, carrot, greenbeans, pepper. =300.

total=920
Remember its a meal for two.

You guys are really cracking my head.

Easybela:
Some ladies don't like to eat home made food in a guys house, especially someone they are getting to know, for the fear of something being put in the food. Why don't you buy her a pack of juice and one of those classy biscuits,or better still,she can stroll down the street with you to get them from a super store.

True word about the fear of eating already prepared meal.

24kmagic:
2k too much self

700 will do the magic.

N200 spaghetti
N200 ice fish or smoked fish
N50 pepper (if you're a Yoruba man, you might need more)
N50 fresh tomatoes (the quantity will depend on your location)
N100 groundnut oil (1 cup)
N50 onion (e must remain)
N20 Maggi
Then salt (you suppose get that one for house)

That's N670 ~ 700

On her way back, give her the remaining 1k for Transport.


Come back and thank me later

Note: Don't cook rubbish oooo!
Cos some guys cooking is just extremely bad.

If I handle that spaghetti with those ingredients, you go believe.

I love this your list.

Fountainofyouth:
Buy all the ingredients for whatever you want to so that when she comes you both cook together, it's fun that way, on no account should you prepare the food when she's not there cos of the latest happenings these days, I for one will not eat an already prepared food at a guy's place I'm just going to for the first time.

Some nice point about the cooking together.

Sometimes when I see a post like this I keep wondering how somebody wearing dress actually makes it as news. So what are we suppose to do now, start jumping abi

So ipob has really turned itself into a terrorist group. Attacking anyhow lol

Let's assume as a guy you have a lady friend who you both have been chatting and meet in fast food from time to time and you both are attracted to each other. For the first time she will be visiting you at home and you are a bachelor that stays alone. You are not really so buoyant that day let's say because you havent been paid your salary yet and all you have in the house in 5k.

What easy nice meal can you prepare as a guy with like 2k so that she can eat happily and enjoy herself.

Please no bashing.

alonzoiv:
So, what now happened? Because you sang/featured in Totori, you are now a star?

See how you rush become first to comment come go show your age join the matter. Better dey prepare hard for your common entrance exams make you no go fail anyhow. Smally like you.

Eyah... If you can't beat them, you join them. If you can't join them just relax and keep congratulating them. They all know its just a matter of time before PDP will come to an end.

realestniggah:
When are we gonna talk about the fact that overpopulation is one of the major problems of Nigeria

I hope when the government decide to put into law that no one can have more than two children, you will not be among those shouting the government is stupid.

Shey na you no want overpopulation abi

This is not farming but showoff. You make money plant yam for your backyard say na farming? How many states the yam go feed.

OdefaGirl:
Shey Allen Onyema, CEO AirPeace na Biafran too?

Ask Nnamdi Cownu. I am not against anyone. I just made a statement based on WhatsApp Cownu has declared.

May thunder fire all the police officers and their families who harass poor innocent citizens for carrying the hairstyle they like why these same police officers don't see it as wrong when its a politicians child.

ikorodureporta:
. & u'r a guy?? ...so ladies too don't Open Wide their parts when using the toilet??

They do but their Virgina hardly touch to toilets. These affections don't fly by air. Unlike we guys, when we sit in a toilet to poo you know our penis will definitely touch the toilets and many of us dont see that as anything especially in places like hotels or other public places were we just feel its a clean environment forgetting that these infections are not about the dirty environment but those who use it as well.
I can hardly use a toilet outside my home even in a hotel without properly wrapping a tittle around my penis if I need to sit on the toilet and poo no matter how clean the place looks.

This is actually the point the Lady is trying to make and remember she said 60% and trust me that could not be far from that because many guys don't wash their penis after pooing unless they they their bath.