i believe this was the case involving GTBank, if it is i'm happy for him.

when a white man calls us a third world country we go dey vex.

i think y lagos didn't make the list is most likely because of factors such as police, pot holes and fallen tankers which are not present on other major cities roads.

The Register(machine) that prints those receipts was set to pounds £ probably that register doesn't have the Naira sign and they decided to use it anyways. No cause for alarm!
But the blogger who originated this knows fully well yet still decided to post it.

ollah2:


Some of you write line you have your brains on your feet. Why didn't Ronaldo won the world cup for Portugal? Afterall, he was good

Obviously! You're stepping on yours coz you couldn't understand the point i made.

Let me help Griezmann with some clarity on this issue. France won the world cup because the squad was good together as a team but Real madrid won the champions league because Ronaldo was good.
its an individual award not a team award!

Nbote:


3 of dem are mad... Why is he carrying her home wen she's not his wife?

But she can live in his house and spend his money. E dey pain special when you give her your best yet she go still go dey find more. Greedy and unloyal b*tches everywhere!

The rate of women's infidelity in Nigeria is becoming outrageous. Charity begins at home. Now that they are not married and are busy quadriple dating thinking when they marry they will settle down not knowing its already in their blood. All this na greed and impatience dey cause am.
God pls give my future wife the qualities of my mother.

That guy looks sound to me, they might have coerced his sister to make that post. four white police officers on 1 black man, doesn't look good!

thesicilian:

Then don't bite more than you can chew. Date and marry your level.

person point machine gun to her head say she must date am? And moreover in relationships nothing like levels, if not person like Alakija for no marry.

thesicilian:
He promised to take care of her when he was toasting her.

Stop exposing yourselves here! There is a big difference between "taking care of" and being "lavish on". I strongly believe that man can take of her irrespective of her salary.

Don jazzy might just have called Toke maks a slut in a subtle manner. "I might not have the right size down there too" if you know you know.
Pls my thoughts, don't come and quote me b4 thunder will graze ur scalp.

Body.........................Hit,

Outfit........................Hit,

Make up.................Miss

Another post with no absolute meaning. Just another means to burn data.

Abeg Nairaland Mods you guys should start screening posts immediately after they are posted. I don't understand y someone will go to instagram copy picture and come and open a thread here with no absolute meaning. Sultry my foot!

tayebest:
This one needs a quick rehab. Money and greediness has made a tumor in his brain. I don't know when Niger Delta start clamouring for Biafra. nonsense

I can see your pain in this write up. Take heart u hear. He only made a personal decision, it shouldn't cause you this much strife.

some say there is nothing banging about that body, well one man's food is always going to be another man's poison. As for me and the Op, that body is banging.

donstan18:
The level and rate of uselessness and stupidity of women in this country is irritation, annoying, demeaning, embarrassing, disgracing and nauseating.

What is this?

Right now, I don't know between their brain and that of Agama lizard which is better. I mean right now, I can't differentiate their uselessness and that of a used condom.

There is no proof that they are Nigerians, this pic might been gotten from anywhere on the net, so stop slaming for nothing!

Hollamie007:
Re: Call Center Rep. Vacancy (Jobberman)

This is to inform you that you have been shortlisted for the next stage in our recruitment process. You're expected to do a VoiceNote on WhatsApp introducing yourself and briefly talk about your role as a Call Centre Rep. with American accent and send to ......................

Pls, don't bother doing this if you can't speak American English with the accent.

Submission of VN ends on Fri 05:10:18 by 5pm.

JDC Solution

if you applied for it then y r u surprised? Abi is it the fact that they asked for American accent?
Either ways if you have what it takes, you no suppose panic!
Capish!!!

yettymuse:
Chai! See sweet love.. Love is an interesting thing especially when the guy is madder than the girl

There is nothing sweet about a guy being crazy about a girl that doesn't reciprocate the love as much. I'm currently in that kind of relationship, its totally vexing. And i also believe the only way out of that bondage is through hate.

The same Government that went after falz for saying ''This is Nigeria, everybody be criminal" has come around to still say every nigerian is corrupt...... Ayam not understanding. Sharing blame for the nations poverty ratio with its citizens, that is their best defense.
God have mercy on us!

My worst wasn't a past of hers, it was the future. I believed the day she said that thing it was most probably a slip of tongue. She said " she doesn't mind her and her future husband having sexual partners outside the marriage as long as they don't bring it home" that statement left me numb for hours.

No be our fault, some Nigerian ladies dey take snubbing guys as hobby. When the guy give up, come withdraw his advances, you say u bin dey fall. Where u dey fall go?

Timil:
I woke up this morning around 4 a.m, logged on to make a google search then the Google doodle celebrating Nigeria’s 58 years of independence popped up on my screen and all I could think of was a snail.

As a guy with some graphics designing skills I didn’t think much, I already knew the Google doodle was inspired by a snail only that Google designers were smart with the design by shaping the shell in form of a semi circle, adding a cartoonized image of Zuma rock inside the shell, shaping the foot and head of the snail in a rectangular form with the left and right edge facing the North-West and North-East direction respectively, top edge towards the Northern direction.

Nigerian’s may see this as an insult from Google but are Google designers wrong about the depiction? No!.

Considering the current state of affairs of the country, they are not far from the truth our dearly beloved nation is still crawling rather than running or flying. Nigerian’s shouldn’t take this as an insult but instead should be motivated by the Google doodle and start working towards the progress of the country called “NIGERIA”.

Its high time we set our priorities and get them right, we should be long gone from the days of crawling a country with large amount of resources and a population of 196 million people shouldn’t be crawling but either running or flying.

“NIGERIA, THE TIME IS NOW.”

cc: lalasticlala, mynd44

That image is Zuma rock in Abuja and not a snail.

Horyeh:


Do you even get what I'm saying

I mean with the features it's still cheap

If it is an apple product do you think it will be this less

Bro in all fairness, irrespective of the brand, there is not cheap about a phone worth $349. By the time that phone gets to our shores its value must have spiked due to tariffs and transport. So whats the rationale behind the statement "its cheap"?

Lucifer66:

People like you wouldn't borther to use common sense.

Because people like you don finish the common sense now!

Horyeh:
with all this specs this phone is cheap

over N124000 naira for phone is cheap.......Smh

ammyluv2002:
Never! I will never leave Manchester United for any other club...We are the best!

How can you compare fried rice to palm oil rice without dry fish? Lol

since you made this comment chelsea has been doing better off than man utd.
Its not too late to re-evaluate your decision,
you are still welcome!

OneStep3:

With $400?.. What could you possibly buy?

Haba my guy $400, no be naira oh. For your life you don make $400 in a week?

if this is true, there are two things involved, its either she is testing you or not. If she is testing you, na you go decide your fate but if she's not testing you then she is looking for a break for herself.
I know i can't take a pass on the money sha!

This is wrong on so many levels, why can't they just be handed over to the police.

Why is this coming after all the public attention to churches that owns schools their members can't afford including the video by falz?
Is it the world that should tell church the right thing to do?