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Yewandequeen:
If I can trust I will, so it can reset some system settings in you to default

Each NLder will give you 2 strokes each

Lols.... You no dey fear at all. Even Seun una papa no fit do am

To hell with online relationship....
Just imagine say we wan fvck each other now, Se na online we go dey do am ni??

QueenSuccubus:
Who's this yellow-eyed toad trying so hard to quote me.. Well mitch sharraaap! Go suck some D in ur area, Bobrisky!

You sick!! You no get elders for house ni??

tayolove12:
see your life outside, your mama is proud of you.. ADIEU indeed, idiot..

Na inside your own life dey.... Oponu

dapsoneh:
Go school, u no go answer.. See urself

You wey go school, e show for your body...

Sorry I don forget say you be "Educated Illiterate"

Yewandequeen:
do u even know the meaning of adieu?
Some people just comment anything that comes to their heads, geez.
go and kill her na. Mtcheeeeeww
Empty...

Oya come and beat now.....
You're not serious....

markode777:
KINGSLEY IWU


A Kenyan woman cried out to her friends concerning the way her boyfriend who plays for a top Premier League club in the country sex her like a beast to the extent she would not be able to walk home uprightly.

The woman who has been in a sex relationship with the player cried out to her close friends about the bedroom ordeal which always leave her half-paralysed.

“She always comes to us for massage after every lungula with him,” her female friend told Offside.

The woman claims the player jumps on her like a tiger and will never stop even if her engine is burning. She claims performing ordinary house chores become a challenge after their sex. She has warned that if things don’t change, she will have no other way ‘butt’ to take a walk.

“It is only a mad woman who dates such a beast. It is not possible that every time you have sex, you cannot walk upright, that is not sex, but rape,” said her friend.

SOURCE: http://www.kingsleyiwu.com.ng/2018/02/my-boyfriend-always-sex-me-like-tiger-i.html

If the guy na one minute man she go complain. Hin dey give you really hard you still dey complain.

Na wetin Calabar girls dey like be this o...

One man's meat na another man's pomo....


Abeg make una hail the man wey sabi ....

Partnerbiz:
But seriously i won't mind despite the disease watever...



Wat am i saying sef

No be your fault nah. Na that lukudi do you like that

QueenSuccubus:



JeZzu...after that tons of filters she dey used, still she was blasted coz of her skin disease...

Don't be jealous! She fine pass you no doubt....

She's is beautiful. Those body shaming her wouldn't mind dating her.

AntiBrutus:
1. Naija man fcks foreign woman on the first day. She spreads her leg like dividers and gives him bj join.
He is like, "foreign women are mature, they are sexually expressive, not like our African sisters. #TeamForeignGirls"

2. Naija man fcks Naija woman on the first day.
He goes "Naija girls are cheap. 99% of them are oloshos, with indomie and egg you can get them. They'll be forming with their fish smelling borehole pussy. Finally you'll fck them anyhow, after all...that's all they have to offer."

3. Naija man sleeps with 100 girls as a bachelor.
12yrs later he is ready for marriage: "I have to marry a virgin, it's the pride of a woman."

4. Naija girl and guy dates. They break up, his friends be like
> "Shebi you fck am? You no lose out last last. Make she dey go. Na her toto go tire"

5. Naija guy will travel out and wouldn't mind marrying a foreign ancestor or grave sef.
>He comes back to Nigeria and calls a lady in her late 20s/early 30s an evening newspaper with high pussy mileage.

In a nutshell, una fit unaselves. It's simple cause and effect. So much emphasis is placed on sex here, we are a conservative society ----albeit a hypocritical one. Sex is considered a depreciation to the lady, and special skills on the guy's CV. The females are now rationing it and employing all sorts of trickery in relationships. They also don't wanna lose out last last. Some are now using it as a bargaining tool, after all, she'll still be judged.

What is doing you gangan

tell them

ADIEU MAMA!

midehi2:
. some babes get mind sha, chai!

Like say you no dey do am...

wow

XhosaNostra:
Count me in the 10% because I can see it coming.

OYO is your case oo....

Just pray you don't meet someone like me. You go don fall yakata before you know...

Safiaaa:
Nah but just in case it’s true.

The guy na Lie Muhammad family member na

EXLOVER:
This past days I'm always alone in the hood, and if am alone, I always take tramadol to put me on a slow mode. So today i took 500mg of tramadol, and i decided to relax on my bed and be listening to music, all of a sudden my friend girlfriend left their house and came to mine, that she's bored she wants to be with me, so i welcome her inside, she was wearing a jean gown and just panties, I left to take my bath, as i was coming inside i saw her wearing my headset and dancing, she was shocked to see me. I dried my body and jump on top my bed cause i was feeling the reaction of the tramadol, she came close to me on the bed and we started to gist, she was very raw with me, everything about her disscusion is about sex. I began to sweat because of the drugs she started to fan me with a hand fan, she began to stare at me, she didn't know i was poisonous, she started to touch me, I wanted to control myself but the body was really weak, thats how we Bleep for about a hour, before i cum, I send her out immediately, because i started feeling guilty.

I don't really know what to do right now. please i need advice.

The fire wey go burn you for hell don dey warm up

Safiaaa:
Tell your gf what happened. Simple

So you mean you believed this nonsense.

wow

Donlino123:
My Dear you need God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit combined!!!!

WHAT'S SO BAD IN BEING A LESBIAN AND A COCAINE ADDICT...

And na person go marry am o

I don't woo women. They woo me. So this isn't for me

wow

Nonsense

Donald3d:

I dey find wife o
See as pikin fine and fresh .
God abeg bless me with a fine, good, virtous woman , with fine pikins

Go Sambisa forest, your wife is right there.

Right now, To Give Person Bele Dey Hungry Me......

NOETHNICITY:
You ignored the log in ur eyes to point out the spec in another's eyes.

You who isn't an illiterate look at how u spelt know.

I don't blame you. You have been brain washed...

ItsTutsi:
while majority of southern women are prostitute while the men are ritualist

That's why most Northerners are either a member of Book Haram or Killer herd's men...
In short, most of them are terrorist...

Toktee:
Elsewhere in the land,an Albino is the messiah.

No be only albino; Na Latino

Navalsadiq:
i just pity ur generation

Pity your family and your entire community first...

hollah123:
marriage should be about understanding, what is d meaning of For better for worse if she can't stay in a one room apartment with me? what's d meaning of endurance? if a girl should push u to stay in your fathers house because she can't manage in a room apartment, one day she will definitely push u into debt cos think about it, what if u are in a city that your father doesn't have a house,will she tell u to move into d mansion in d village?

Bro marriage isn't for better for worse anymore. It's now for richer for best o...
That's is the perception of most ladies nowadays...