₦airaland Forum

XhosaNostra:
Eyes. They sparkle

An ex used to tease me about them, calling them "dog eyes". According to him they're an odd shade of brown.

Pictures or I don't believe it!

It's my Dick o. So long and thick....

XhosaNostra:
Respect you for having an erection? Ha! Try pushing something out of your body or experience period pains. I don't think you guys would last for 5 minutes. You should be worshipping us for we're strong

Anyway, I've always been under the impression that an erection feels good. Interesting to know that's not the case.

Prooofeessoorr.... I sight you

Wrong Perception!! I don't always wake up like that ...

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One day person wey die and person wey lost go jam themselves

Is this not the same Boko Haram Buhari said he has defeated? They're still the one striking in full force... Honestly Buhari is a comedian and I've always known that Nothing good will never come out of his government.... Nigerians should let this sink into there heads...

BUHARI IS A TOTAL FAILURE!!!

thesicilian:
They steal your money day in day out and you rain praises unto them. I am flabbergasted.

that's why they keep ruling

This country is damaged beyond irreparably.

Imagine Saraki of all people winning politician of the year.

won ti gba penalty lo throwing

Blueberrie:
I saw one where a lady walked like this across a very busy town and nobody noticed. Very talented painting!

Mehn that's crazy!
What are you ladies turning into these days??

Smarty98:
she's an average girl

Well I once asked out a very abusive lady...

I don't tolerate nonsense from any fvcking girl. I just called her bluff, embarrass her in public and then move on to the next.... After all there are many fishes in the ocean.

nikkypearl:
Hmmmm

come let me sample you

Smarty98:
I've been wooing this girl since like a month now and its not been going on smoothly for me,all she does is call me names like idiot,fool nd d likes while chattin online.I'm a novice in the game nd I don't know how to handle such a situation.Its not that I can't woo any other lady ooo,I just don't know the reason I'm hell bent on her acceptin my proposal My question is,should it be considered rude or its just a normal thing?help me out with reasonable advice please!

op seems you're wooing a local girl.

you may need to step up your game.

you too call her names

May God judge him

wow

princepeter566:
u need red salt and roasted egg for your ingredients to be complete.




























sorry I forgot to tell u dat u also need toothpick

This your combination na poison

heendrix:
Lolx idiot

I only ask what to do not to abuse me o

Baba God na wen mesef go my own masseratti

amani63:
mad man
You have red oil

LWKMD

Gourdoinc:
is it just me? why can't I see anything wrong with what she is wearing. the ass I can't see, the breasts I can't see, the nipple I can't see. the only thing I see, is a lady who wore bend down select with her unwashed black bra straps showing. are you saying the black bra straps are enticing?

what would we call men who are enticed by bra straps. also OP you snapped a woman without her knowledge. what a pervert you are

You just echoed my thought

My people, I really need your advice on this issue.... What really happen is that I want to fry plantain but I have banana.... Should I use it??

henrygold100:
Mine was simple, i was traveling to enugu, and this beautiful girl was sitting near me, not quite a long we started discussing, wen we reached to enugu, we got down from de bus, i was about moving wen she held me back, and said pls give me ur num, handing her phone to me.

just like that! what then did you do?

konji na bastard!

Stevengold:
We got into a pretty good relationship, I loved her and intended to spend the rest of my life with her, we loved each other to the extent I had to tell my parents and my Pastor that I've found the one I want to get married to.
However I remember telling her; I don't want sex in our relationship. Judging from my past experience with ladies.

But as time passed the love grew beyond what I could describe, and now we have s*x almost every week, sometimes twice a week. And I no longer feel love for her.

I sat her down one day, and made her make a promise not to hav s*x with me again! But it didn't work, she has this magic touch that just can't be resisted, I always fall for It. This continued for close to 2 yrs, and now I feel nothing for her anymore. The love I had for her have been so replaced with s*x. Anytime I see her, I want to have s*x with her.

Plz what should I do? I intend to opt out of the relationship. But I don't want to break her heart. Should I go ahead and marry her or just let her go? Cuz I don't love her anymore.

You don't wanna break her heart but can break her Pvssy..




If you don't marry her, who do think would marry your sex machine . ... .. Me??

"ESCOFi" is it a new disease or what is it really?

I've always being a great orator and a charismatic leader right from my mother's womb even till now