₦airaland Forum

Exponental:
Why not start with her?

No I do not want to and I do not have any reason to.

What is the world turning to? See question.

Why are you sharing it? You just showed over a million people this. If it's not good why not dispose of it? I'm sure you have masturbated with it

emorse:
Alternatively, you could simply become rich and famous and become the man of every girl's dreams.

You would be the maga of every girl. A man using wealth to draw women is a potential maga.

I think we should ask

Cc FreeBSD

Nairaland misogynist

TrapQueen77:
Smh....

Ok

Finally I got an approval from my boss for a 10 days casual leave so I can visit 10 different tribes in Nigeria to have sex with at least 2 women from each tribe

Motive

The motive of my tour is to be able to determine the best women when it comes to sex in Nigeria. As a result I would have to lay with at least 2 women in each tribe.

Locations

I would be visiting at least 1 state from each major tribe in Nigeria. Including but not limited to Hausa-Fulani, Igbo, Yoruba, Tiv, Ekosa and more

Location exceptions
Lagos, Abuja are not involved. Lagos is no man's land. Abuja is too posh and filled with different posh babes from different places. I'm going remote not posh.

Women

2 women would be laid. 1 from a local brothel not so classy and another from a high-quality location such as a club or hotel at which the lady would be extremely classy. 50 times better than that of the brothel.

Budget
This is fully sponsored. No worries

Medical
Medical services are checked. We would be using condoms at all times and would be taking anti biotic. Also there would be no intake of alcohol. We want a natural experience.


Kickoff

My tour is effective immediately. I'm currently in Lagos so I cannot lay with any Lagos woman as it doesn't count. We would be going to Ibadan first thing tomorrow morning to begin testing Yoruba. So we are starting with Yoruba.


I thank my boss for granting me this permission and also supporting financially. She has done well. I would not be going alone. I would be going with a friend of mine who would also participate in the activities and then we compare results.

Wish me luck nairalanders. I would be posting live updates + pictures from tomorrow.

fbtowner:
go and make more money. ur balls go grow. trust me

Nigerians. That's why you fail exams.

If I tell you how much I control you would log out of Nairaland. I am not interested in being a maga by using money to attract a woman. If I want a prostitute I go to the street. I need a noble woman.

So forget about money.

engrbhadmus:
Boiledhead abi wetin b dat ur name self? Wat is ur motive for wanting a gf? instead of u to say u nid a s** mate. God help n deliver u.

Come what is your stress? Did I tell you I need a sex mate? ITK.

Please advise.

I want a girlfriend badly but right now I don't even know how to talk to a woman. There is one girl that I know has a thing but I don't even where to start from.

I cannot keep a conversation with a woman more than 2 seconds because I don't know what to say. I see women as not men so nothing to say to them other than sex but now I want a girlfriend what do I do? I really want a beautiful girl in my life but I don't know anytin.

My previous girlfriend was just by accident. I helped her with her dog and she just "felt me" (according to her) so that one was easy as most times she did the talking I did the smiling. But it's not like that now.

This is serious.

Lalasticlala

Stop acting like a kid.

We all know ladies cannot afford anything above bra and pant. You see a lady with iPhone or whatever phone worth much money, a guy got it for her. Either her boyfriend or her runs. #Fact.

So get over it

After enjoying 4 rounds of steamy and graphic sex I asked my self, if there was no vag!na.

How would this world be for men??

Discuss

Cc lalasticlala fp

DJHANDSOME:
this moniker

Lol bro how u dey

Adaure4ever:
*yawns* jobless entities everywia.
"Don't argue with fools, they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

But you created that thread yesterday. Why did you argue?

Hmm.

Sincerely I also suspected the three this morning during the Battle with strahovski. Sandoski wasn't viewing at all. Didn't comment or reply anyone until HateU2 and strahovski were done before she was viewing again. It's suspicious. It is well sha

Chepy1:
Hmmmm. I pity guys who are after ladies. Bro hustle for the money and the girls will come along with the cash. Na you go tire for the girls once the cash is there

Smh.. Nigerians.

Where in my post did I tell you I don't have money? Ok so I have money how do d girls come? Would I just stand on the road and they start coming? I asked a simple question. How do I control them ?

tomquest:
1) do you realize that you are alive today by God's grace? Many righteous people die every minute you breathe.
2) what is the purpose for your life? Sex?
3) have you ever thought about where you would spend eternity, supposing you suddenly breathe your last?
4) do you know that hell is real? Wanna spend eternity there?
5) give your life to Jesus and be saved. Before it's too late.

Ok.

I'm still waiting for you to teach me how to be a womaniser

Justify?

Is marriage by force?

UrWorstNitemare:
Broz u suppose don marry nao??

I'm not interested in marriage right now

Cutehector:
Fela kuti died from HIV.. didn't live dat much tho. Too bad

Yes HIV kills it's so bad.

So how do I become a womaniser bro?

I love sex. Sex is the second most important thing in my life. I must make love at least 3 times a week and 12 times a month if I'm not exaggerating at least.

And I don't like sex with 1 specific woman. Maximum of 3 times I would get tired of that woman and I want another fresh fish.

My problem is, how do I control multiple women? Make no mistake I have money and I spend 1/3 of it on sex! I can confidently tell you the names and location of ALL ashawo joints and clubs in Lagos.

SO now I want to be a womaniser who would have access to many women to be fvcking.

Please advise

Cc lalasticlala

Very true.

I notice ladies like it when I rub that their clit and suck the breast at the same time. At least all d ladies me I have handled sha.

And they like fingering trust me

Lol troll finally banned

Hmmm

Someone help me.

I saw one classy and super-fresh fish last Friday at a club. She was ready to go down but I don't have money. She said it's N50k for a night

I have her number and looking at her whatsapp pics alone makes me hard and I just want her in my bed. How can I go about this? I am thinking of toasting her into becoming my girlfriend then fvck her for free. That's better? Even her voice is a turn on

Omo I enjoyed the fight.

Harbosede02:
Bet Y??
Okie.....you av finished reading that......cool,oya click on my profile.....av you seen what you wanna see.....you can now start ranting......Bye.

With that your Atlantic ocean wide vag!na you come to my thread. You are ugly as fvck. I'm sure your lame body is filled with stretch marks. Go and get married before you enter menopause and start disturbing us in church.

Silly

ouigy99:
The sorrows of an un-laid man.
This is what happens when one has too much konji..... Part of the semen flows into your brain.
First symptom is to be aggressive towards ladies.
Second symptom is to go to a secluded room and use essential balm / oboniki to jerk off while watching animal porn

Keep quiet.

There are prostitutes of N500 naira in the streets. So nobody is starved of sex. Grow up. Gone are those days.

Prostitures are everywhere and super cheap so I don't think anyone still has a problem called Konji. That is long ago.

Find something else to say

RavinWolf:
U must be a boy...grow up!

Ok.

You that you are a man your post is still useless.

Me like.

Come and ride my d!ck.

It's your type I like

Modified:-

Why can't our ladies just cover their bodies for once? When we call them hoes they would be shouting women rights and women violation. Hian look at this bone factory now.

Anyway I still want to fvck you sha

emmysexxy:
yabaleft

Your fada

Modified.

*view pix*

Just another old slag. .. go and marry leave romance section

sobastical:
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So?