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coolsix:
In my opinion ooo, she is extremely powerful and dangerous but harmless to you. Just talk to her and let her explain to you. Don't judge her. I know of one girl back then. One baby witch she used her gifts to help people even till date she has a spiritual shop not all witches are bad bro.

Bro I'm afraid. I dont like anything spiritual. I'm even scared of her now. When she looks at me all I remember is seeing her on the floor looking up.

iPopAlomo:
You've been watching too much supernatural... Nigerian witches don't till like that...

Like I said this is not Nollywood. You obviously have no idea how witchcraft works. What you see in Nollywood is Voodoo. There is a difference. My gf isn't doing voodoo.

I have been away from nairaland for a while Coz of the things going on.

It happened on Tuesday. I noticed something about my girlfriend. She told me to take her shopping. I was so excited because she has been looking for excuse to dump me and I did not give her the chance so when she asked me to take her shopping I was happy as she has given up on trying to dump me.

We got to the shop. She said she wanted something black. All black. And I purchased it feeling it's just her swag. That same Tuesday night I went out to meet one of our neighbors . I told her I would stay in their place till dawn to sympathise with them as they lost a sister.

But for one reason or the other, I just went back home only to find my girlfriend lying on the floor dressed in the black tank top and black jeans we purchased looking towards the roof with her mouth muttering some words in language I don't understand. She didn't even notice me. I went close to her to pull her up but I couldn't. She didn't even know i was there. Her eyes didn't blink. Was just there staring the roof and saying some words after a while she stopped and her eyes were still looking. She didn't move, blink or say anything for a whooping 3 hours 45 minutes after which she said something and finally stood up. .


Call this nilly wood, Hollywood, action film, Africa magic yoruba, whatever. . Call this fake, cook up, whatever you feel but just assume it is true what would you have me do? Pls save a life here. I've I been living with a demon or a witch for the past 4 years? She even told me yesterday that I should help her buy salt as I was coming back. I bought the salt thinking it was for food instead around 1 am in the midnight she stood up poor the salt around the room like a circle and went inside the circle saying some things facing the mirror. I felt the presence of another person . I had a feeling we were 6 in the room instead of 2.

Please help me

Fvck h3r.. no one cares

Vinshu:
That is a broke and cheap budget.

If you cannot get a car for her then try something else that she would like such as the teddy bear. Get a very big one. A White one. That is also ok.

Gold digger

This op is evil. You are wicked. I wonder what you are in reality. All your threads are just plain evil and unfair BS.

It's your type that lead terrorists.

SuperSupremo:
Do u even know slim girls got bigger punany because no meat inside


their insides is as empty as gutter

Fat ladies have wide and big vj.

I'm ok with my slim ladies. Love them

SuperSupremo:
OMG!!!

have u ever tested her or who even misinformed u that fat girls have bigger vijj




and again there is nothing fat about her unless u only call this type slim

That is broom.. see lovely slim below

ronald4lif:
[s]Ordinarily, ones handle should have no nexus to their level of shrewdness but your conscientious stupidity as revealed by your fatuous threads gave you away as a berk.

Before you click create thread, reflect on the nonsense you want to dessiminate if they make sense. You don't have to abuse the freedom of having access to Internet just coz you've got some free MB from your internet service providers.[/s]

Bla la bla bla .. lamentations of a cheap nigga no one gives a fvck about

I'm using Smile 4G LTE high speed unlimited connection thank you very much.

Omittesb:
Don't you know the Thick/Chubby/Fat the Better

Be deceiving yourself.

ireneony:
why do I have the feeling u are boiledhead

Because he supports me?

ronald4lif:
Boiled head? What a cognomen for someone whose IQ is rivalling with that of a sponge. I'd have called you a fool but that would be a disservice to fools out there. Chump!

Stop trying so hard boy. You are a kid.

Since when does a username on a faceless forum have anything to do with IQ? Dumbo

ireneony:
yes

You are fat.

ronald4lif:
Hope you don't run whinging to the mods like a toddler whose biscuit was snatched by the time the show of invectives build up like you habitually do. Your handle tells a lot about your IQ. Just peruse through your litany of threads and see if any makes sense.

Tell that to your second moniker who just called a mod. Punk

ireneony:
Team medium/fit.
We are the best
Not fat not skinny. We are just there

Is that you in your pic?

The rule has always been there. Silly question

ronald4lif:
Maybe you should stop asking idiotic questions and creating asinine thread for a start. Dumb question.

Dumbass hillbilly.

MasterRahl:
Are you supposed to respond?

Yes it's my thread

Baawaa:
Next time,carry your Bible open Psalm 119,and start reading it.I assured You that after verse 148(My eyes are awake through the night watches,that I may mediate on your word) sweet sleep will come and you will have good dreams.

You don't have sense.

MasterRahl:
Is this supposed to be a research topic?

Are you supposed to comment?

I am confused. Me don't like fat at all. I hate anything bigger than me in size especially women. So I love slim ladies alot.

So I don't think all guys like fat ladies coz me don't.

P.s FAT and THICK are the same! Don't deceive yourself. Medically you are categorize as fat once you are bigger than normal. Nothing like thick.

layinde:
she is not a virgin so why refuse sex before marriage?

Sex na by force?

mecussey:
Thats the height of deceit, if she means biz, she won't be playing with herself. Celibacy is possible, she should be celibate if she means business. Sorry to repeat this again, you are friendzoned. Let me advise you, don't let a woman lead you in a relationship, be the man and decide what happens in your relatiionship, hence you lose her respect. Honestly, from what you are saying, if you succumb to pressure and marry her, you will end up been her hand bag.

Brother, I didn't come to nairaland or create a thread for therapy. She owns her body. She isn't my wife. I cannot force her to have sex with me. She says "No sex till marriage". It's her choice and I'm duty bound by courtesy to respect that choice. Whether or not she is playing with herself it's her business and her body not mine.

I'm going to marry her. Let me propose first and she says no then I'd agree I am friendzoned.

Even her father has endorsed me. And was even telling me that he has not seen ring on her finger that shey I change my mind. Lol na u come talk say I dey friendzoned.

See how u change the subject of my thread sef. Naija people sha

mecussey:
then she is a chronic lesbo...what she does is when partner is not around she masturbates and when she is, they help thereselves. As it is, she is not feeling sexually connected to u. When a woman feels intimately in love with u, s.ex happens naturally but at the moment, u hav been friendzoned.

Brother, she told me she won't have sex with me until I marry her. If I'm friendzone she won't repeat marriage to me. She even told my mum that I don't have plans. Thinking my mother would convince me.

So I'm not friendzoned

Vinshu:
Illiteracy, Misogyny, backward sense of reasoning, joblessness

Racist!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm bored right now.

Sleep don't catch me

mecussey:
do u expect her to tell u she has another guy...? Well, just make sure she is still a virgin otherwise, nlanders go state ur mugu level.

Like I said, she plays with her self if you understood what that means, she isn't a virgin. I know that.